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chic2pimp:
No need to make excuses for Boateng. In the words of Clive, "Jerome Boateng has Reached the promiseland". The 29 year old has achieved all that his heart desires over a short space of time. If He were to hang up His boot tomorrow, He'll forever be refered to as "One of the greatest German defenders of all time" when His CV is read aloud.

Which useless defenders won't He displace at those aforementioned clubs? If He signs for any of those clubs, they'll happily send their okrika defenders out on loan. They'll even add Money as Jara sef.

Jerome "Nwa Ewu Oro" Boateng. Abeg Dayo gimme those giffs of Jerome sodomising all comers in the Worldcup finals.

No EPL defender today has achieved Boateng's status both individually and on the back of titles won. Btw how you reason that Joshua/Takam fight? Can I get a phuck you to that ref for stopping the fight prematurely! Takam was not on the ropes neither was he out on his feet AJ was comfortable but didn't need any help from that bloodclart ref.

Wilder/Stiverne this weekend!! This year is truly a boxing fans wet dream cc @Nihilist Afrodoc

raumdeuter:
He won the CL without Hummels, At the world cup finals he was the best on field player same with in the CL final

Rudiger is German and cant even break into the team, Davud Luiz has been described as a player controlled by a faulty playstation

Rudiger even lists Boateng as his idol

Jupp really stabilizing things so far. The real test still lies ahead tbh but I like what I've seen thus far. The penalties from that Pokal Final just got me wishing we played penalties that way in that Final in Munich.

James looked very good on Saturday. I don't know if he can keep this up but listening to Jupp's post-match comments it seems Baba is talking to each player and building on their confidence levels every time. I still worry about our attack though! Robben and Lewy are bang out of form! I take God beg our FO to try and get Alexis by January because I no trust that our attack for elite Europe. That explosive wing play wey Jupp take win treble no dey again.


Question for the house though. Who should be our starting midfield combination if everyone is fit? I'd go for Rudy-Javi-Thiago or Rudy-Thiago-Tolisso. Not sure how much more of Vidal's reckless moves I can take

WeissBarlow:
Good that these issues are showing early on in the season so all proper adjustments should be made. We need to improve tactically and make the necessary mid season trades.

It's all good. Its all good.

Which trade una wan make again? Orisirisi

Roland17 Bros what were you saying about Bell and Big Ben again?

Really weird season this one is. Golden State and Cavs losing same night at home, I'm not falling for the initial gra gra though. However I think the Cavs should be a bit more worried. I can't wrap my head round why the Cavs are sooo bad on defense. The sheer lack of effort defies logic

MrBrownJay1:
the Vel cheerleaders must be crying blood as we speak....BWAAAAAAAH!

i would have given so much to see A40's face when the Vet passed Ham at the start, only for Ham to say in the Radio "guys i got this" and overtake the Vet like child's play.

...and some people have the audacity to call this common brutish German driver "great"?! please!!!!

next week, even a 5th place finish in Mexico gets Ham the championship, but they will keep talking nonsense.

in other news
Alonso retired again.....why why why!!!!!

After Alonso's failure you are now famzing Hamilton, I feel your pain sha. My boy's place in history is secured though I'm slightly miffed this year would go down as a missed opportunity for my boy Seb. Credit to Seb for pushing Ham all the way with an inferior car. I hope he has a calmer head next year, he really had a legit chance to win which makes it rather frustrating but my boy would definitely be back next year.
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Credit to Max too. I see a future WDC in the making. I also would like to see how he handles other drivers in the future playing the role he is presently playing now

FBS:
First you said it was Max, now you say Kimi sef join am? Mehn, I refuse to buy your argument cos there is none. It simply holds no water. Hamilton did not cause a crash in Japan, Vettel did in Singapore. It was an error of judgment. Simples.

I have never not said Kimi also played a role in that crash. I'm highlighting the double standards you guys deployed and would have had a crash occurred in Japan. There was nothing wrong with what Vettel did at Singapore because it's what drivers do all the time. I only fault Vettel for not choosing his battles

SIRcumalot:
his on 100k because he has a great agent.
and i hope as a kind of poster child for our academy product if they stay the course

Jeeeez! Lingard is on 100k? Ol boy the color of your kpali is one of the most important things in this life. Lingard shouldn't be starting for MFM if he wasn't English

joeace2020:
Nawaoo.. The thing really pain una. Party all night, still dey party this morning. We don really do una something wey strong. Only one defeat and y'all can't stop jubilating. It's all good enjoy yourselves.

E no reach to party? Huddersfield's first win at home against Man U in 60 plus years or so! Anyway I am the DJ Emeritus on this forum. Any team that loses we play music for them. It has been that way since time immemorial

WeissBarlow:
At the direction of a referee. Whether he meant to throw it at him or not, he threw it at his direction. I'm sure it won't be too harsh though, they wouldn't want to keep their "golden goose" on the sideline too long.

I think the max he should get is a fine. He was ejected so what else do they want. It's pretty clear he didn't throw at anyone in particular

funlord:
Otunba kindly send me a message on what's app or a mail address I can reach you on! I'm in need of some U.S security info! Cheers

I no dey Yankee oh my gee na Far East we dey atm. Hit up Dayo. I fit consult my cousins though. Wetin be your email?

WeissBarlow:
And the Suns?

Lool they are essentially a G-League team

We are bringing Reggaeton back like its 2005 in this bishhh.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnJ6LuUFpMo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScW2hOn0wm0

Tardy for the party but party we must.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsR0yCvG3Oc

Every team just looks jumbled and deeply flawed so far well except the Mavs who are just plain hopeless. I cringe each time I see Dirk wasting his final years he could have used to chase a bonus ring

WeissBarlow:
Curry is surely going to get suspended.

For tossing a mouth guard. Lol I'm sick of this league!!

FBS:
Again, no hate here. The failure on your part to call a broom a broom is what is baffling. How can you blame Kimi? Honestly, I don't understand it. This is Fanboism on a different level entirely.

I have given you the exact same scenario and I no go talk say I surprise. Hamilton covered Vettel similarly in Suzuka so in the event a Verstappen was simultaneously putting a move on Seb how is Hamilton supposed to have seen Max who was out in 3rd and two lanes away on the left? The idea that Seb was completely responsible for that crash and others absolved of any blame is very biased and unfair

Scrappy game yesterday but I would take 3 points all day and all night. Third straight clean sheet but tougher tests lie ahead. We would see how far we have come after the double header vs Leipzig

Kingsley Coman was by far MOTM for me. If he can play like this every weekend I don't think shame would allow Ribery campaign for an extension.. They kept wasting chance after chance after chance that he created and when he was open them no give am ball. I also need to talk about Robben again. I don't know what we would do about these old divas. Don't they even reason that younger players are watching? Where the heck is Timothy Tillman? Let's be blooding these guys small small now since we aren't planning on spending big on Robbery replacements

airmark:
I believe you still remember what we were arguing on, before you made that stupid statement. If it didn't blame hummels, was it me the statement was blaming? You said hummels was sh1t and his arrival weakened your defence. Take your L, LLLLeave that sh1thole you are and go back to LLLLagos.

You are massively obtusel! Show the stats any stats that suggests Bayern's defence has improved since Hummels arrived or shut that preeq garage between your face that people mistake for a mouth! Your poor understanding of English would always be your problem in life.

nonsoroyalty:
If one tomato Sanchez = half derica of linjollof

How many tomato Sanchez will it take to prepare 1 derica of linjollof?

Take pie = 3.142


Cc Nihilist diggz lordcat ibime Griffon raumdeuter A40.

Hahahaha this is the Nairaland post of the Year. I haff die ooo

Richarlison don collect Escrow walahi

Chei dem go too kpo kpo una today

Was Bakayoko a trailer in his former life? Jeeeeez. Is he a Conte or Emenalo signing is what I want to know

As I wan craze. I wan involve you for my phuckin craze

FBS:
The stupid.d Vettel should have known that Kimi had nowhere to go. Damn! Blame Kimi.? You joking right?

Lol this hate is deep! Vettel should have known Kimi had nowhere to go? How on earth was he supposed to see Kimi? Bros fear God ooo

airmark:
That was why i was shocked when you equated my situation to yours. It highlighted your stupidity. You said hummels arrival weakened your team and every available info, concluded that statement was idiotic. You wait till may 2018 to shame me, you shouldn't be diving into conclusion, like a fool all the time.

Ohh suddenly you realize that we have to wait till May? Where was this common sense to slap you in the face when you were busy excreting through your mouth and leprous fingers before Morata even kicked a ball for Chelsea?

airmark:
So a 24 year old record-signing striker shouldn't score 30 goals, because he is too young or what? I need to hail dayo for tolerating your foolishness. No wonder he didn't blink for once, last time you were missing and we were asking of you.

How many goals did Diego Costa and Didier Drogba score in their debut season? You are sensationally daft beyond words! In this era of inflated transfer fees
you are busy setting daft targets! How many players have scored 30 goals in their first EPL season? Speaking of Dayo go and pay your gbese. Ewu Gambia

airmark:
If your defence hasn't improved since his arrival, but he has been the only defender receiving accolades everywhere, so what your fukefuke brain could deduce, was that he was the one that weakened the defence, right?

Nigeria should honour your family, for flinging one idiot out of that country.

Simple English your brain cannot process. Has Bayern's defense improved with Hummels arrival? Nobody asked you for his individual accolades. This is why you wrote JAMB 7 times. Ironically the statement did not actually
blame Hummels but merely highlights that the defense has not improved significantly since his arrival.

Chelseafan1:
How are you sure nobody is comparing KDB's input to that of these guys, where did you carry out this research of yours?

KDB 5 career ucl goals, Hazard 7 career ucl goals.

EOD

You would have to prove these comparisons exist.


Hazard is in his 6th season in elite Europe, KDB has only played 3 seasons. Igbo ogede no be Banana Island

KD with the blocks boy! 7! I would love to see him make a run for DPOY this season I don't think he gets the respect he deserves on defense. Oh BTW I told y'all about Jordan Bell
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I'm slightly pained for Giannis. I hope the Bucks don't waste his prime years but Milwaukee just isn't a player magnet. Some teams are really cursed by geography

lolawilliams:
Well, he started the summer league poor and ended up getting the mvp, let's give him a little time. But I know for sure Lakers won't make the playoffs with this roaster in the west.

You called it! I wouldn't get ahead of myself since its the Suns but two areas he needs to work on.

His jumper.
His vertical leap (my late grandma can jump better)

He would score a lot more points and get a lot more rebounds if he had a little more hops. The Lakers would probably not make the playoffs so the koko is playing well enough to attract big name free agents

Chelseafan1:
While ur bororo of Belgium still dey on 5 goals, just 5.

Last I checked nobody is comparing KDB to Neymar,Messi or Ronaldo. Let's compare Hidden Hazard's minutes to that of his counterparts so we can embarrass him further. Like my guy LadiPoe go talk, Are you down?