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raumdeuter:
We dont have anyone complaining that City weakened Wolfsburg by buying their best player and turning the Wolfsburg that was runner up to a mid table team

Regarding Gotze, Maybe Pep doesnt just like him, You know Pep asked for Neymar before we gave him Gotze

Double standards if you ask me.

He couldn't possibly have expected us to pay upwards of €90m for Neymar. If he did he might have as well stayed at Barca. A lot of teams will kill for Goetze, we gave him Thiago we are still waiting for result

joephemzyz:
against milwaukeee......................to jae crowder. mehn........assist of the season yet

Walahi. That Isaiah Thomas dude na real baller scoring, assists

Roland17:
That pass has to be the assist of the season, it is magnified by the fact that it was a cross court pass with his left hand to an open Crowder..Thank goodness Jay made the bucket, else it would have not gotten the wave.. i have seen passes but that one is "sic"

Sick braah

Stats on Joe Johnson btw

Joe Johnson ranks 10th in points, 4th in 3-pointers
made, and 1st in game-winning buzzer-beaters
over the last 10 seasons

elrony:
Una don buy am...weaken BVB...then put am for reserve... Una wicked!!!!

If we no weaken them maga EPL clubs would have plus he was a need. We just have a coach who is clueless on how to use him

Roland17:
We need scoring but please not Joe Johnson...

The current roaster comprises of young energetic, dedicated and disciplined players who understand position awareness, the surge in performance is driven by collective defense which is hinged on intensity and pace which Joe lacks, the absence of a focal superstar has been a blessing disguise for the Celtics.

Joe Johnson is a no no for me, i think he should stick to the Eastern Conference though.. maybe Miami or the Pistons.

Playoff time you might need a Vet that won't shy away from a Big shot. He isn't going to be the focal point. You are right however his defense is awful but I think you could hide him

Its incredible what Brad Stevens has done with the Celts, Guys like Bradley, Crowder, Sullinger and Isaiah Thomas (btw did you see his game-icing pass?)

Mizzzbeee:
LeFlop Airball James #CavsvsRapts **You just got to love ESPN stats

The hype ehn. I weak

Ibime:
I no too follow that Oliseh story nor did I watch any of his SE matches. I just know he is a nigga who don't brook no unprofessionalism or mago mago. It's not everyone that can survive in Naija environment and deal with unpaid wages, bonuses, hotels etc and have some doofuses on technical committee plus NFF officials trying to force their players on you and chatting shyte. Some niggas cannot handle Nigerian factor. I know I'm one cos I don't suffer fools gladly.

I agree but here's my thing he knew the situation on ground before taking the job. He's not a foreigner and secondly his performances on the pitch was nothing short of mediocre. His rants on that video clearly showed he had lost the plot. Did you see him whine about his failure at C.H.A.N? Claiming he rejected the job twice? Coming from someone who pounded other coaches while he was a pundit then he fumbles and doesn't show ability to taste his own medicine

elrony:
I used to watch him at Dortmund na...until u greedy people of a club came and bought him into slavery..(.sort of)
Just picture him in the current BVB team and tell me something....

Who no go wan buy the brightest young talent in Europe? We wan use am bring up German core while una money miss road clubs dey pay maga money for Baba Rahman, Firmino e.t.c

BVB no go fit hold am till now, City would have snapped him up

Ol boy this week go red oo

elrony:
Mario is my Bundesliga favourite player alongside Marco....

Abeg if Una no want the boy..make we come collect am..

Them just wan kill that boy morale and e dey pain me. Very disappointed that Pep wasted 3 years of that boy's development

Go and watch him at Dortmund. Its sad

Happy 116th to the best club in the world. And another win for FC Bayern

Kingsley Coman was the star of the show today. Really pissed that Pep didn't play Goetze. That guy go still confess wetin that boy do am! One of the many reasons I am very anxious for his exit

elrony:
Thomas is evil joor... he's the kinda guy you would merely look at and say "what can he do sef?"... before you know it you are already in the "if to say I know" mode..

Most times by the time you see Mueller its already too late. That Bayern vs Barca match in 2013 what he did in that first leg, numerous matches like that

Ibime:
Na Sun newspaper dey cook up that rumour. Nothing in it.

Un-Chelsea and un-Emenalo related wetin be your position on African Pep Guardiola resignation from Super Eagles

Personally I think he would be lucky to coach the Falconets never mind a National team. Pretty clear now why he has not coached a senior team despite his qualifications

So who is picking up Joe Johnson? I think a team like Celts could use his scoring in their bench unit

Oh and any bettors in the house. Over and under point picks for tonight. Asking for a friend

Donlittle:
same thing I said when I found this thread. Join us, you are welcome.
We have some of the best minds here in A40, Birdman, sky walker, and the rest.

Once again, you are welcome

The more the merrier. We have been here for a while now

Man Steph Curry was electric last night. Not only has he broken the all time record for consecutive treys he is almost daring the league to move the 3pt line a few feet back. Insanity

Ibeme:
So Pep Guardiola has finally realised that Thomas Muller is the best player at Bayern?

Shebi first year he was clashing him probably because Muller was not aesthetically pleasing enough for him? Maybe he woulda preferred an unproductive nigga like Iniesta over King Muller.

Mueller would probably go down in history as one of the biggest anomalies the game has ever seen. However like you said a lot of Mueller's abilities are seriously underrated. Awareness, vision, IQ plus his aerial abilities too. I can see why a fantasist like Pep didn't like him ab initio but personally I wouldn't trade him for anyone. What he has done for Bayern and Germany since 2010 is legendary stuff

lordfalcao:
una go win juve.....


shey na this there push me I push you football them dy play

We should, though we have fumbled in the past I think if we play to even 90percent of our abilities Juve would be overmatched

Damn! I woulda taken 2-2 at the start of the game but this is a bit hard to take. Kimmich started well but struggled as the match went on

I think Pep left Costa on a little too long he was awful in the 2nd half

Thiago too was utter rubbish

The only bright spot for me is that the objective for the 2nd leg is simple

Dadehmola:
Says the back-stabbing hypocrite who decided to slam some iyanya beats the same period his rabid (albeit Loyal) mongrel was being viciously pummeled on this same thread.

Aja yen na lo ma je enu e, iwo Agbaya Adabga-Ma-danu yi

Fagdemola have you lost your senses. Shouldn't you be consoling Pataki your orente after the massacre his team suffered

Stewpid paraplegic ewure. I blame all these telcos selling cheap data sha. Half of you oponus wouldn't have this much time to yarn megedefegede

raumdeuter:
PEP on tommorows game

Juve are on a great run, have quality and a great playing style. It will be an interesting game!"

Pep Guardiola: "In the past years Juventus have done a great job, with Conte and after Conte."

"We are without our defenders, but what can we do? This is the situation and we should not complain."

Pep on winger @douglascosta: "He is quick, good on the ball, has a good shot and also helps out defensively."

We must attack intelligently and prevent counter attacks and set pieces."

"They're all really big and our central defender is Kimmich - we must avoid giving them set-pieces

I expect Juve to press us high up the field, but I might be wrong.

"Maybe Juventus are best team in Europe from set pieces."

Maybe this year we're not so good defensively but we're much better offensively.

Pack mas#

A40 .

Height is good but I still think with organization we can get by. Remember when we had DVB, Dante and Boateng we still conceded from setpieces and frequently too

Any news on Benatia? We need to offload that wasteman this summer. Right now as I see it we have to lean heavily on our attack. If Mueller and Lewa click an away goal or two is sure

Vidal impressed me on Saturday, banking on him tomorrow

elrony:
Hehehehe.... here goes b1tchboy Omo odo 1 of Nairaland football section...

Illegitimate Cretin.
Holla at me when you are back to life... I don't want zombie stains on my hands when I lay the smack down....

I do not know you transvestites from Adam but if you want to get run over by a Mack truck step right up. You would beg for otapiapia once i'm through with you

All these PMS-ing cunts for my mentions. I will behead and drink Burukutu from your poorly formed skulls. Spineless mofos

afrodoc2:
Very good advice. This place na war zone, boys are not smiling. Dayo and A40 that are encouraging her will abandon her if boys zone in on her .
Na jeje life safe pass for here.

I wish they would go in on her. Lemme go in on these phaggots

Pataki:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3425131_img20160221203032_jpegd741b37a64c1c0190d0bc34c025a8ef9

Pendejo tun lo se meme.
This is even lamer than your attempt to pick up salsa. Midlife crisis suffering phaggot

You just wan feel young and among sha. C'est Dommage

PietroRico:
Akpan 40 “I don't use my brain when posting on Nairaland "


I'll reserve my replies for those that actually use their brains.

Ogbeni shut up! This is why PacMan insisted you homos are worse than animals.

Your IQ wey low pass the temperature of the peak of the Himalayas will not let you even interpret my post intelligently. It clearly expressed the futility of wasting creativity in an e-battle. Only an Ozwor like you would turn the statement on its head

Onye Nzuzu. You and Pataki the pendejo have the coordination of a baby giraffe suffering Down's Syndrome

Pataki:
When you openly indirectly stated that you don't engage your brain creatively before posting, I thought you must have typed that under the inducement of ogogoro. Let me task your brain further: What is the meaning of ''your neighborhood olosho mama used''? Is it the numerous cyber blows from thread to thread you have been receiving since Friday, that has dis-orientated you so bad?

It is actually meaningless asking you how does bleaching cream corrode the brain, since you have indirectly admitted yourself, you don't even engage your brain creatively before posting on this board.

Abeg go and identify the difference between neighbor and neighborhood and stop asking me ret@rded questions

Don't you have salsa or azonto to dance today?

Sergio Ignoramus

lordfalcao:
This dude be fighting a lost battle



Bigkesh slayer of the house of a40

Keep handling bigkesh's scrotum. That is all you are good for in this life and the next

FBS:
You dey craze. ma ledi momi Jo ooh.
Besides everybody on here knows say me na gentleman. No get time for e-fights and all. But if na you I can handle you all day any day.

Nihilist Na mad man. We already know that. but bigkesh? Wow, Na wetin you chop? Dropping punches like Ali on a holiday.

Anyways, A-40 na my guy so, yeah you guys should back off. E don do.

No mind dem. Even Abacha's demise did not bring this much jubilation

This just shows how much of a tyrant I have been in their respective miserable lives

Some have been monitoring my posts since 2010 while others are wailing about my marital status. The list is endless.

A-40 na one man MOPOL dem never plenty reach

PietroRico:
A person comes out to state publicly that he doesn't engage his Brain creatively while posting
And people still take him serious?


Orisi Orisi

How e take dey do you?

You have tried aggressive, you have tried passive, you have tried passive-aggressive just to get my attention

This obsession is worrisome. You better get help!

All these batty boi bimbominchias on this forum sef

chyziani:
@A-40, I feel your pain dude . Yea! You really tried to resurrect. However, the tongue of the wise makes knowledge acceptable, but the mouth of fools spouts folly (Proverbs 15:2). For your indiscretion, you have been admonished yet, you remain adamant. Little wonder Proverbs 27:22 says, "Though you pound a fool in a mortar with a pestle along with crushed grain, yet his foolishness will not depart from him."

Let go of this obnoxious demeanor and naivety because, the waywardness of the naive will kill them, and the complacency of fools will destroys them (Proverbs 1:32). Don't be like a dog that returns to its vomit. It's a fool who repeats his folly (Proverbs 26:11).

We know that foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child; and rod of discipline will remove it far from him. I'll leave that rod in the hand of Bigkesh.

Remember, it's only a fool who repeats his folly.

Stay blessed and enjoy your Sunday.

You must be gifted with clairvoyance. This is the passage that was read at your wake. I know because I am the Minister delivering that eulogy

Pataki:
You see how your brain works? Let me mention a word that excites your foolishness, you would immediately use it in your next post to respond to whomever is trying to slap the sense into that senseless indomie wrap you call a brain.
I am asking you, how does bleaching cream from a neighbor corrode the brain? You daft sod! Every diss bigkesh has thrown at you is factually correct, the only deluded animal that has failed to grasp that is your self denying being. Aguntan arindin oshi.
Calling you Ajakaja-40 is not a fallacy or just an insult, it is factually correct.
Oponu, so you spell ''account'' as 'akant'? Continue embarrassing yourself and getting slapped shamelessly across the board. The same way I was correcting you the other day, there is a difference between ''this'' and ''these''.

Do you have any sense at all or have hallucinogens fried the last braincell left. You are so clueless even John Stockton cannot assist you

Where did you see neighbor in my post? Ko ni da fun midlife crisis. Is it river blindness worrying you or is there a tumor in your brain that has rendered you blind

I was wondering what was the orisun of your m0ronic questions till I discovered the sodomite asinwin did not even know the difference between neighbor and neighborhood

Monitor Lizard get your shyte together and stop embarrassing yourself around the forum

What is upandan? Am I supposed to believe that is how you spell up and down?

You are a pathetic clueless hypocrite, a midlife crisis sufferer, monitor lizard, a wannabe Linda Ikeji who has nothing to show for almost 4 decades of existence

Thank God for this forum. A frustrated mofo like you would have gone to the nearest school in your neighborhood to waste innocent kids

Nihilist:
With gratitude to God for a life well spent, and total submission to the will of God,we announce the call to glory of our friend and brother, Monseiur A40 esq who passed away after a brief encounter with a rather big and caustic kesh. He is survived by his aquaintance,Raumdeuter



We've even picked the message for his gravestone:

Here lies the body of A40
Whose face we'll see no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was a H2SO4

Adieu old friend...RIP till we meet again

*Yawns*

Who wan kill Leviathan? E be like say corporate warapa dey worry una for this thread

No let me change am for you oo

Pataki:
Guy abeg go and siddon somewhere. This is become rather an eyesore. If you want to insult, at least be creative with it. Not this fetid verbiage that lacks intellectual coordination.

How does bleaching cream corrode the brain? Your insults are sounding like a baby trying to babble and lack any iota of an adult who knows how to engage his brain creatively.

Na only you everyone dey slap upandan the whole board.

You are an imbec!le. Your existence is an eyesore. Are you asking if bleaching cream can corrode the brain? Seriously? Are disses supposed to be factually correct or are you just testing the limits of human stewpidity

Only an eediotic midlife crisis sufferer would talk about engaging one's brain creatively in an online battle that does not add €1 to your akant. This is why you are a failure in life

bigkesh:
Seriously you expect to reply to this??
Go sit down and come up with something... Take it as your Homework, that's if you are not Homeless anyway...
Its not like the Igi oluwere memorial college you attended after you went rogue against your adopted area father ever gave an assignment

And come back with evidence that the ewe nje herbalist that DAYO rushed you to for treatment has cleared you fit enough to take another punch.....
You are on your way to heaven already, I don't want to give you a lift

Are you seeking an exit route already? Don't go yet. I am not done sending trey 8 slugs into that cranium of calamity between your ears

When your mates were hard at work in school you were busy peddling gbana for your small time Indian hemp dealing father somewhere in Ipodo

Life has handed you bad cards from the start. You have been fortunate to discover the internet and rather than harness its powers to be useful in life you are forming internet brawler. Eri ee n pamilerin

bigkesh:
You were crucified on Friday and you couldn't even wait till Sunday morning just to have a complete resurrection, just like every other thing in your life its also incomplete......

You keep showing every trait of a child given up at a local clinic as payment for the fee of his own delivery.......
But why won't she do that when that nasty wretched look of yours have been on your face since week 4 of your unfortunate fertilization and your head looked like a backward turned face cap......
Who wouldn't give up a boy looking like the Alaba to the 'ibeji Oran' in Yoruba horror movies



Is this a comeback?? Well maybe because they came from the back of your head...
If I am blindfolded and I pick alphabets at random,I will still come up with a smarter epistle
Next time just turn yourself upside down that way blood can flow to that paper mache brain of yours and you can finally make sense....

You dare call yourself an analyst? Analyst of what?? The only thing your brain has the power to analyze is the brightness of your future and you can only do that with the help of a total eclipse of the sun

The only upward move you have made in life is dumping Arsenal for Bayern,even at that you couldn't even be the boss in a two man thread on a faceless forum......

Its a pity I don't have enough middle finger to let you know how I feel about you...
If you want to die,it doesn't have to be in my hands.....If you are tired of your faded existence just climb up to your level of ignorance and jump down to your IQ's level


The sex that lead to you must have happened on Lagos-Ibadan expressway because that's were most accidents happen.....
Little wonder you came out like a failed,half made Anti-christ

You are one of the few reasons abortion should be legalized.....

I really don't know the origin of your frustration. Could it be because you were the bastard child of a local armed robber who fell under Operation Sweep bullets back in the day?

Could it be the fact that poverty has been laying siege on you and your household since the day you were born?

I don't know if it is the cheap bleaching cream your neighborhood olosho mama used that has corroded your brain and left it a molten mass of zinc and lead

Whatever it is I am here to help. When your father's mates were buying legos and other educative toys for their kids, you were raised on Yoruba horror movies and then you wonder why your life is a walking horror movie

Thank God for cheap internet else you would have died an illiterate and bullet wounds would have ended your miserable life by now. Now you can at least be an online omo ita.

Since I have started posting on this forum I have never seen you come up with an intelligent post on anything football related.

My brilliant analysis on Hazard is what you phools are just discovering almost 18 months later. You are far below my intellectual tax bracket

Ajurawalo ija kaadi ko

Ignorant oponu that probably started supporting Chelsea after Mourinho won his first league title. Lol shege dan iska

If intelligence was a sport you would be in the paralympics. Your future na audio, we dey hear am we no dey see am

Here's an advice for what you should do with that leprous middle finger of yours. Stick it up your rectum and give yourself a colonoscopy

Your life is in a state of rigor mortis. I recommend a strong beam, rope made from jute or titanium and an NFL placekicker or UFC fighter to kick away the chair.

This would bring peace to your only surviving parent and end a life of sorrow, failure and uselessness.