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airmark:
Oo dun ofe ke !!! Well, raumdeuter will come back soon and give you hope. Next time when you are playing with a player, m0f0 play smoothest.

Carry your oloriburuku comot for here. Oponu ayerada

After crushing this halfwit look at him in the first picture

And me laughing at his dumba$$ in the second one

airmark:
lol Dayo's request



Your response



Are they not doing English comprehension passage question and answer in waec again? It's high time buhari looked into our education sector. I can no longer stand how poor A40 has been interpreting everybody's post here. That's the reason we have back and forth happening endlessly here. He is so dull, he never comprehends simple statements, explanations and arguements. He must have lived all his life at abattoir .

Bwahahaha! Your brain is stuck on Gear Stewpid! Gully erosion don sweep everything go. Chale go and brush up your spelling and verbal reasoning before stepping up to me. Ret@rded and idle mutt. The subject matter which is football has been exhausted. You are the ozwor who is still prancing around asking m0ronic questions all over the thread. If you want to be Raumdeuter's P.R so badly why don't you apply for the post and stop being a nuisance to your community

Brighter Grammar that they bought for you to improve your vocabulary is what you used to roll Indian Hemp, no wonder you have grown up to become a full-fledged Ignoramus

pkasso:
The poster boy for subhuman intelligence sure knows how to drop 'em brainfarts.No be only pictorial, na Victoria.Dey there dey wait make i carry Powerpoint presentation come.Just admit you've been found out.Tell us why Alago is yet to make any best XI.

You think say everybody na Owo-jo-na like you? Hahaha don't tell me you don't know pictorial is an actual english word. Your case is beyond redemption! Your IQ is too low to find me out. I'm like the Spetsnaz while you are just a witless civilian

Show us pictorial evidence of Schweinsteiger's dominance on Messi the abirun is posting my past quotes. What does that prove? Ozwor!

Your comeback is weak and pathetic just like you are

airmark:
lol, look for work? I employ people who are more intelligent than you and presently on vacation. so you are so embarrassed cos i exposed you, such that you are even critically looking for my typo and other negligible stuffs. You should accept you are a dullard and should keep off when we are discussing issues that require some level of literacy. I can help you bring back dayo, because he has dumped you for good, cos you are an eleran (waka-about local butcher) with stains all over your body. abandoned property.

Lmaoooo! The beauty of the internet. Even a church mouse like you can claim to be an employer of labor. What a frustrated douchegoblin. Vacation indeed! Ye ma tan ra e

You exposed who? The world is weeping at your idiocy! Typo ko Hypo ni! You cannot communicate properly yet you claim I lack comprehension skills. Amadioha electrocute your left scrotum

Your perseverance is dumb but admirable but at some point you need to learn to man up and take the L instead of bringing further disgrace upon yourself

chic2pimp:
Almost forgot the NFL has started. What are your hopes for your lot this season?

The Steelers have the toughest schedule in the league. We will only go as far as Big Ben, Leveon Bell and Antonio Brown can take us. Our secondary is still too weak and with LeBeau retired and the other greats past their peak the Steelers defence of old is now history. The Bengals are the real threat in the AFC North, The Ravens just lost Terrell Suggs for the season (Thank God) and I anticipate Joe Flacco's play to depreciate this year. Playoffs are the minimum expectation. I will be satisfied with that, any other thing is a bonus tbh

airmark:
Don't act as if you understood simple sentence. Your lack of comprehensive skills has made us to argue on and on, on this thread. I brought it out to further highlight how stvpid you have being replying others' comments. You are so dull, dayo had to abscond since. You should cover your face in shame for misinterpreting a sentence a JSS 1 student will comprehend and reply appropriately. Dunce

Shut up my friend and go and look for work! Odaaran dangbana! Illiterate that doesn't know when and how to use 'been' is talking about comprehension. I am crying at your ignorance brehh. Weyrey alaso

Ibime:
First loss of the season. . . no yawa

Cresswell for the win. Bang!!!

chic2pimp:
In the pool stages, always back the big guns. They usually win the majority of their matches. The Big guns in rugby being South Africa, New Zealand and Australia from the Southern Hempishere. England,France,Ireland and Wales from the Northern.

For outright winners, don't look past the Southern Hemisphere Big 3(New Zealand being the Favourite) and England(the only northern Hemisphere team to have lifted the trophy plus home advantage)

Lool i checked the odds. They suck!!

Thanks for the heads-up anyway

airmark:
Thank God you confirmed that dayo is aggrieved because of your inability to comprehend simple English sentence. He is really ashamed of you and left you to face a well-deserved bashing. That's why I keep banging it into your brain, before replying any comment, restrict your fingers from working faster than your brain. There are some of us here who are allergic to unintelligent posts. We will wash your dirty linen in the open for all to see.

Why are you so ret@rded and unrepentant in your idiocy? I glossed over the gif because I did not deem it necessary with the youtube video link already there. Demons are dancing Watch me Nae Nae in your head that is why your m0ronic self cannot stop asking me stoopid questions.

airmark:

I can now confirm that you never had a secondary school education. Let me explain to you in A, B, C, D, dayo was not asking you about uploading an already made gif on nairaland (he knew about uploading existing gif here). He was asking you about processing/making a fresh gif from a youtube video and getting it operational on a parent web homepage first, so that it can be transferred into this thread in a way that once a page it is contained here is accessed, the action video will start working automatically. Now I know the reason you have been arguing blindly all this while. You had aborted education.

Ability to upload or create gifs is not a sign of intelligence. How many times do I have to explain this to your poorly formed brain? If I didn't respond then it should be clear even to the extremely mentally obtuse like you that I had nothing to say on the matter. If not for extreme idleness and the fact that you have nothing else to do with yourself why would you bring such a mundane and irrelevant matter discussed over 50 hours ago in the first place.

chic2pimp:
It kind of does. Though it's the same washed up argument over and over again

Chale come give me betting tips for this una upcoming Rugby World Cup. I usually don't bet sports i don't watch but i want to make an exception this time

http://www.zonalmarking.net/2013/04/24/bayern-munich-4-0-barcelona-bayern-produce-an-astonishingly-dominant-performance/

A very detailed analysis of the match. Make owo jo na come show us the dominance of Schweinsteiger on Messi in 2013. Eeediot!

Random banter na him the buffoon wan use against me. Anyone with a functioning braincell knows Javi was the star man in that midfield on the night not Schweinsteiger

pkasso:
This mo.ron wears stupidity like a second skin.I've had the misfortune of meeting some really dumb persons on NL but you do take the cake.If there was ever a Nobel Prize for idiocy, you would win it every gaddamn year.Bloody Agbepo.Has Boateng ever made an UEFA Team of the year or any notable best XI for that matter before? You are a disgrace to the procreation process and everything it stands for.I bet there is a statue of BoaTHONG in your room which you worship alongside that of DK.He is after all your lord and master. As for the Schweini issue, ain't nobody got time for that.However i do have something that is just as good.Your admission of what it is you now blatantly deny.Here is what Agbepo40 had to say about Schweini and Messi just before the World Cup final.

Re: Bayern Munich ''5 times Champions of Europe'' by A40(m): 12:22am On Jul 10, 2014

coded01: HATERS WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin



ITS MINE... cheesy cheesy cheesy

I hope you know this is the German Machine you are dealing with here your perennial conquerors. Anyway no be by posting for Nairaland. Schweinsteiger know as he dey always give Messi

Here's another.He had this to say before Bayern took on Barca in the Cl last season.
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by A40(m): 2:21pm On Apr 24
I like and I'm equally amused at the overconfidence on display here. More mouth was made the last time out. While we might not have MSN but we have Robben, Mueller, Goetze and Lewandowski barring any injuries we also have Phillip Lahm, Alcantara in the midfield also Schweinsteiger who has Messi's pincode.

Now that's classic proof that things can come back to haunt you.You might want to think twice before posting on Nairaland

Hahahaha this douchegoblin will not kill me with laughter. Is that your pictorial evidence? Simple english buffoon cannot understand. Your comprehension skills are non-existent! So random banter is your evidence that Schweinsteiger dominated Messi? I might be stretching it but it is possible you have failed every exam you ever took in your life. Note I have not said Schweinsteiger did or did not dominate I am merely asking you to prove it (before you begin to play country dumb again) and show me how it surpassed Boa-TANK's job in the WC Final

You don't have time for Schweinsteiger issue but you went back in time over a year to dig up my posts, you must be idle and dyslexic as well. Oya show us actual proof of his dominance not just a fanboy's opinion you are still busy chatting megedefegede.

If not for A-40 would you have known the difference between Champions League Team of the Year and European Player of the Year?

Boa-TANK was rated as the highest defender in Europe last season! So dey there continue to dey ask me stewpid question. Sergio Ignoramus

I defend Boateng because he's a Bayern Munich player i am not a David Lulz scrotum shiner like you so keep your idol references to your miserable self

Your folks must call you owo jo na because you are a massive waste of investment. Wasteman

pkasso:
The bolded had me rolling on the floor .You dey mind am.I don't have a problem with people expressing their opinions but there's got to be a line.You don't go around insulting people just because they have opinions that differ from your own.At least when raumdeuter argues, he does so with class.You don't have to go all Agbero.
BTW, i hear you and Pataki are Ibadan boys.DK is the only one i know even though he doesn't know i'm also from IBD.Always nice to meet your fellow homeboys.

Hehehe see these ret@rded hypocrites! You phools start with the insults but when I give it back you start getting in touch with your feminine sides. Pathetic

airmark:
Stop abusing like a frustrated tout, when id,iots are caught at the peak of their idiocy they start to bring up stvpid defences with ridiculous aggression. Don't tell me since like 3 days now, you still lack the intelligence to interpret dayo's simple request. Raumdeuter was asking you if you could teach him how to make gifs or he could give you minutes from the youtube video to help him make like 5 gifs, wrongfully thinking you have a smart brain to do it. He overrated your level of intelligence, that was his undoing. You could see he did n't reply you again, he was shocked to the bone marrow by your brainless response. Take your time and think about the question again. Don't let me think Dayo is like a god to you in brilliance.

You are the epitome of frustration and futility. Efulefu when did you become raumdeuter's press secretary and P.R.O? Why are you crying more than the aggrieved?

So according to this Doofus Giwa the ability to upload gifs on Nairaland is a metric of intelligence, chei! even Satan himself is crying for you.

airmark:
That's how your comments/arguments have been the most stupid I have ever read on this forum. You only know how to abuse like illiterates do. Dayo raumdeuter asked you how to make gifs or if you could help him make them, instead of telling him your brain could nt process gifs, you started talking of OGBC2 and BOND fm. Did you finish junior secondary school at all?
Answer Dayo now, he is waiting.

You need a lobotomy! How can any living organism cope with this much ignorance? He provided two options. Show him how to make a gif or go to youtube

I explained to him that I had seen the match already so no need to even go to youtube. Yet you are still asking me a supremely stewpid question. Are you illiterate nigga? You can't read between the lines (like 50 said)

You are just a useless waste of flesh. Oxygen thief

airmark:
I know many sensible Bayern munich supporters like you are many and will say it as it is. Even boatank coach told him the truth. Terry at his peak is a god to boatank at his peak. Every supporter cant be amukunmeko like dayo and the other one who is A-f00l@40 .

You are such an eembecile! What is the meaning of this fart you typed over here. You were even stewpid enough to put a quote of a fellow ret@rdeen like yourself with an IQ the temperature of Siberia to buttress your m0ronic opinion.

Loew
Guardiola
Heynckes

All 3 men prefer Boa-TANK in their defence but we should regard the opinion of a mentally malnourished halfwit like yourself and your brother in folly

26 year old legend. Happy birthday to the Raumdeuter

pkasso:
How many plates of asaro did you sell your brains for? Cos it has now been proved beyond reasonable doubt that you lack one.I'm beginning to think the A in your name stands for Agbepo.You really should stick to packing shyte as football isn't really your thing.To paraphrase Tinie Tempah your idiocy is 'Written in the Stars'.Only a fella with a two-digit IQ like you would even think of comparing BoaTHONG to defensive greats such as John Terry.You should be drawn and quartered a la Game of Thrones.

If intelligence was a sport you would be in the paralympics. Whether in football or any other genre of life your processing speed is many gigahertz below my frequency

Boa-TANK is better than Terry if it aches your belly. Go and bang your head on ogiri till that pile of vomit fluid between your ears spills out of your body. You have not told us if you are more intelligent than the elite coaches who have made Boa-TANK their first option on defence! If you love David Lulz so much you can as well open a thread for him and continue to fellate on him over there

pkasso:
There is clearly no limit to your stupidity, is there? We dey talk of authentic recognition but like his slave master raumdeuter, Agbepo40's only reference is a list of little or no importance.Highest ranked defender wey no make UEFA Team Of the Year.Olodo oshi, i was referring to the 2010 World Cup and Cl semifinal games in 2013.

Are you brain-dead or something? The official footballing body in Europe listed Boa-TANK as the highest rated defender but this asiwere is still questioning its authenticity. Eediot cannot differentiate between Champions League Team of the Year and the General UEFA European player of the year! Walahi you are too ret@rded to support an illustrious club like Bayern. What a disgrace you are to yourself and everyone around you

Show us pictorial evidence of Schweinsteiger dominating Messi you begin dey kalolo like who warapa dey worry.

I am bigger than my problems *in Ricky Jerret's voice*

I am bigger than my problems *in Ricky Jerret's voice*

raumdeuter:
Make ikedia sef play rubbish and score na 5 games no goal
If Messi dey field you go say na because of messi
Messi no dey field you still say na because of messi

0 goals 1 assist in over 7 hours of football
No penalty for Ikedia to score this year

coded01:
Really? Do you call that a penalty?

Did you see 2 handballs committed by Gimenez?

It was a blatant handball my guy

I go whoze the next person wey compare that Hidden Ikedia Hazard to Neymar or Mueller again. The difference is too clear

coded01:

Shey you don spam our thread finish with your ojoro penalty claims. Atleti were denied a clear P.K after a Mascherano handball

Dan iska! What a goal by Neymar

landinfo:
Where is my Hazard, question, ayakata, where is my Hazard, Hazard oooo, where is my Hazard, question, Ayakata, did u see my Hazard, Hazard oooooo, did u see my Hazard

Loool I'm crying brehh. Ghostmode

coded01:


League had shape during the 90's and early 2000 but since been taken over by corruption...

Our league also corrupted FIFA when we went to the last World Cup and dominated.

Nwanne confess which Igbo you smoke today. Shrine or Waterside?

pkasso:
Awe! Did Mama A40 drop you on your head as an infant? Everyone knows it's a cardinal sin in football for a player to criticize his team mate in public.Of course Neuer would tell you Boateng is a top defender.As a team mate at club and national level, he wouldn't want to 'fall' his hand.Only a neutral person not blinded by sentiments can be trusted to give a objective opinion.If he is as good as Neuer says he is then why he is yet to make any Best XI despite playing for Bayern Munich and Germany? At least if e no fit make FifProXI, UEFA Team of the year ko? The same teammates he plays with are receiving accolades and recognition left, right and centre but he is nowhere to be found.Or is FIFA and UEFA not objective enough?
Why you too dey lie like dis? Which of Messi's attacks did Boateng stop? Save for one goal-line clearance after Neuer stopped Messi's shot i don't recollect any piece of action involving Messi and 'Igiwo'.Messi was busy giving a clearly unfit Hummels the run around.The idi.ot was even the first to concede possession in that final after attempting one of his stupid long balls.Thanks to Pep, i can now manage to live with his passing.
Show me any FIFPRO XI lineup that has BoaTHONG present.

Did your mother use your brains to do money rituals? Because you are beginning to sound more ret@rded by the post. I will ask you for the umpteenth time because it seems your mental faculties are on vacay. Should we take the opinion of a village eediot like you over that of his teammates who he has won countless domestic and international titles with. A player is considered good enough to start for two of the best teams in football but this beast of burden is waiting for neutral opinion to endorse his eediotic beliefs. Do these neutrals know better than 3 winners who have individual accolades and 4 CLs and a WC title btw them who can't seem to keep Boa-TANK out of the most critical part of their defence.

Wasn't he listed as the highest rated defender by UEFA this year or were you in incarceration when the list came out? Funny that at the time you donkeys were bleating the loudest UEFA has finally done the needful.

I'm lying or you are just plain blind! Peruse those gifs and cover your head in shame. How will you remember when your Alzheimer's is terminal.

While you are at it show us pictorial evidence of Schweinsteiger dominating Messi and tell us the difference between that and Boa-TANK's virtuoso performance

Show me any defender who has led his country to disgrace in a World Cup semi-final losing by 7 goals to 1

raumdeuter:
A40 How dem dey make gif
or go to that youtube link and I can give you minutes to pick from Just pick 5

raumdeuter:
[img]http://imgflip.com/gif/qy0vn[/img]

[img]https://imgflip.com/gif/qy0vn[/img]

[img]https://imgur.com/LEfUP79[/img]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/LEfUP79[/img]

No mind am I've watched the game in full for like 5 times at least. E be like say na OGBC2 or Bond FM he hear him own World Cup Final. We suppose fine am for these opata we he just dey yarn since

pkasso:
Did i say Aguero? I actually meant Ronaldo. Let's get something straight here. Boateng never dominated Messi. He was only part of the team that stopped Messi. If anyone deserves credit for stopping Messi all those years it should be Schweinsteiger. Schweini was the one doing the dirty job, tracking Messi's runs. Not BoaTHONG. Messi never got close enough to Boateng to cause any damage. Basti's anticipation and good reading of the game was key to neutralizing Messi. Two skills Boateng lacks. It's no coincidence that the only game Schweini was off colour and couldn't contain Messi, he ran riot.

Why are you asking me what you typed? Se o ti mu scoochies ni? A teammate who he has spent half a decade with is not objective but players who he faces once or twice in 2 seasons are the ones with objective opinions

So Schweinsteiger was the one marking Messi in the World Cup Final vs Argentina ba? You are just yarning megedefegede. Go and watch that Final again and show me where Schweinsteiger marked Messi or thwarted any of his attacks like the Boa-TANK did

Continue telling us cool stories and urban legends

pkasso:
The one time Messi managed to isolate 'Alago' from the rest of the defence, the result was catastrophic to say the least. It wasn't just some training ground trick like the 'toros' or 'show me your number' .It was the ultimate destructive move.If it were boxing, that would be KO.If it were Mortal Kombat, it would be a Fatality move.And all Messi did was cut the ball to his weaker right foot.
A full-grown man or as my Grandma would say Odindin gende okunrin brought crashing to the ground by a man half his size using the simplest of footwork.This was like David vs Goliath.At least David had a sling and a stone.All Messi had was a pair of adizero50 boots.

Story for the gods! At least Boa-TANK has never led his country to the worst defeat in World cup semi final history. Show me where a Boa-TANK led defence conceded 7 goals in a 90mins match.

At worst Messi has gotten his pound of flesh on Boa-TANK. His record is still 1-4 and was actually 0-12 prior to that game. This is still infinitely better than getting destroyed by Jonzin Altidore a player so weak he couldn't hold down a shirt at Sunderland

pkasso:
It's Boateng kids i pity the most.Their young minds will be forever scarred by the image of their loving father lying on the turf humiliated.You can only imagine the pain and shame the kids will go through when their school mates decide to recreate the same move on the playground.

Of course I mean why shouldn't you pity children of a World and UCL Champion at 25. Let their school mates present their parents who are World and UCL Champions or champions in any endeavor in life.

raumdeuter:
Lewandoski wastes that chance off the beatiful pass from Boateng

Tom Brady woulda blushed on seeing that pass. Dime

Mueller for the win! No party here suckas!!

Get in!! Lewandowski
We've been uber-wasteful today

Sucker punch there. Half-time
Dortmund are leading at Hannover

Feel the reggae, feel the BLUES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4nT3Od5cxI

nonsoroyalty:
Hello chelshit chelsea fans I was away thanks to the antispam bot

Welcome to goodison airline ill be ur flight attendant for today be careful there might be STONES on ur seat

Special guest

Raumdeuter (Admiral of the fleet)

A40 (chief inspector of hidden hazard)

Coogar (brigade general)

Lieutenants

Homesteady

Dopejemi

Sinizia

Adelana1

Weedtaker

Uniquegem


Tanzania troll of the year

Chief midget hensben

5 games 0 goals 1 assist for Hidden Ikedia. I'm still waiting for the chap that told me to watch out for him this weekend. We are still watching

Meanwhile. Rundatraxxxx!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdVjA9OSKLg