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#FCBayern line-up: Neuer - Thiago, Lewandowski, Costa, Rafinha, Alonso, Boateng, Lahm (c), Vidal, Müller, Alaba"

Gotzilla with a knock. Rested for Olympiakos

Hahaha ogini na fio?

ElFenomeno1:
The Djilobojis defence is at it again

The DjilOjigbijigbijigbi

Ngala Ngala Ngala

We are looking forward to coming here to dance Ngala in the next 2 hours

Nihilist:
Chic2pimp A40 Nitlad

I know say na here dem go find you. Not an a$$man but she's packing some heat there. Can see myself yanking those braids

raumdeuter:
No be EPL fan ni

Is he expecting Terry to have more tackles than a Sunderland defender.

Airmark na apoda. Thats why he thinks Xavi is a right back because he saw him forming a wall on the right for a free kick

That has to be in the archives of senseless talks

He is the biggest dense in the 10 year existence of this forum. The amount of megedefegede that has come from his mouth and leprous fingers in 3 weeks I have lost count. He reminds me of Vic-O, a buffoon so confident in his stewpidity and ignorance

homesteady:
I can mention a thousand goalkeepers that had better save percentage than Courtois and De gea!

If Chelsea play Brugge, don't you expect the Brugge keeper to have higher saves than Courtois?

How many shots on target do opponents average against bayern? So why is Neuer name there? Did Neuer become best keeper in the world because he had the highest number of saves?

Same thing I was explaining to mugu kponyan Airmark on the Bayern thread

raumdeuter:
HAPPY 70Th BIRTHDAY to DER KAISER

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12002876_598351053641113_7212827092548688484_n.jpg?oh=62c0e7ac6bd15a6ce17bb1c24b872764&oe=56636067

Beat me to it!

Happy 70th to the greatest defender of all-time and arguably the greatest footballer of all-time

Only World Cup winning captain and coach. A legend and behemoth only clubs like FC Bayern can produce! Make I no yarn pass that one

airmark:
Stop bringing something out of nothing. Altidore made a pass to his colleague in the process the ball passed through luiz legs. It is different from when you nutmeg someone and still possess the ball. How do you watch your own football? Boatank died the day messi buried him at nou camp.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2ERtv7i9oY



https://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/boateng_messi.gif

You need eye-drop if you call that just a pass to a team-mate which went through Lulz's legs. That was a nutmeg from hell! It was deliberate and filthy! And without an oncoming colleague David Lulz would have still needed to foul Altidore to stop that attack. What rule says you have to retain possession for a nutmeg to be legit? Gerrarahia

David Lulz is now an olosho an animashaun that opens leg for everybody. Sotay even Jozy Altidore with less than 4 goals in almost 60 games for Sunderland fit je n be. Shior

pkasso:
OMG! Like i was expecting him to say something else.There's no way Neuer was going to say anything negative about Boateng.An 'endorsement' from a fellow team mate is not objective enough.I would like to know what other persons not affiliated with Bayern Munich and/or Die Manschafft think of Boateng as a defender.Say someone like Aguero or Messi.

This is highly laughable!! He plays for Bayern and Die Mannschaft their opinion is all that matters.
Its like a man who works with Lufthansa, his colleagues at the mentioned company are satisfied with his performances and see him as the best at his job but that is not objective enough for you, you want the appraisal of someone who works at KLM to judge said staff. Does that make sense to you?

So we should take the opinion of Messi or Aguero (players he has actually dominated in the past) over that of his team-mate of 5 years for club and country who he plays directly behind and has won titles with. Amazeballs!

pkasso:
Anyone can pull off a nutmeg just as anyone can be on the receiving end of it.Heck even Cristiano Ronaldo got nutmegged by Dani Alves.No be 'toros'? Abeg talk anoda thing jare.But to fall as Boateng did, in such comical fashion, like a sack of garri.THAT requires a whole new level of mind-boggling clumsiness.That was pure comedy gold.Not even Charlie Chaplin or Baba Sala could pull that off.For a moment there, i thought he was having a seizure! Even if David Luiz 'chops' a thousand nutmegs, he will always be a better defender than your BoaTHONG! One EPIC fall >> a thousand 'toros'!

You don't get nutmegged by phacking Jozy Altidore. I don't know why you are defending megedefegede especially when this is not the first time. Is he a Bariga or Peka olosho? Please why is he finding it so difficult to close his legs?

The Boa-TANK is a 100 times better than David Lulz! Its better to be humbled by a Messi who he has shut down numerous times in the past than to be nutmegged by Jozy Altidore who could not cut it at a rubbish club like Sunderland. David Lulz would never be Bayern quality and will never play for Bayern, we will never buy him not even for one CFA, he will never be World Champion and will never get to hang out with other fellow virtuoso performers in other sports. You know why? Cos David Lulz sucks!

airmark:
Did David luiz also hit his face on the ground like boatank after the nutmeg? His response during the nutmeg is most important thing. Even Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and other great players were all victims, but they didnt prostrate for their dribbler.

Hahaha this is pathetic! Who cares what David Lulz response was? Go and look at that clip well well! And see how Altidore took David Lulz's soul

When you are getting disgraced by Jozy Altidore a Sunderland reject then it is time to start to consider retirement

Courtois best keeper in the world? Who gave Mourinho waterside Igbo to smoke tori Olorun?

grinface98:
Hazard is not a Ronaldo. Hazard is Hazard. Not every player will peak early. Some peak late in their careers. Hazard is just 24. He's a different player to Ronaldo. Not every player will score for fun. Hazard would never reach the heights set for him if he continues like this and he knows that too. It wouldn't be a failure on my own side though. Remember, there are only three playeq in world football; Messi, Ronaldo and the rest.

So why did you even bring up the comparison in the first place when you were obviously aware of the gulf in class btw both players

chic2pimp:
Loool no be say I dey compare am directly with Giroud but He is no more than a level better.

71 goals for Germany

About 200 goals for club.

Giroud o mo ori eku gba. He is not Klose's level or even within his timezone

raumdeuter:
WHy she dey adjust am

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/08/19/2C156BE200000578-0-image-a-16_1441738514413.jpg

Ojigbijigbijigbi

chic2pimp:
Klose Bawo? Is He any better than Giroud?

Hahahaha! Haba Klose is infinitely better than Giroud. Apart from his tenure at Bayern where he was poorly motivated, Klose's numbers are better. Giroud is an average joe

Only Wenger can legit attempt prosecuting league challenges with Giroud and Welbeck. He must be a masochist

grinface98:
You definitely ain't a football fan. You need to start watching Hockey. Marc wilmots only critisized him bcoz he had a bad match not bcoz he is a bad player. Coaches use that tactic to encourage and put their best players on their toes often times. Why didn't he critisize the others? Were they any good? He singled Eden out bcoz he knows he definitely can do much more than that. Jose Mourinho employed the same tactic after the match against Athletico at the Bridge in Mourinho's first season back in charge. Hazard obliged, and ran his fat ass off in the remaining games. And about him not scoring enough goals, he had a better goals/assists record than the Almighty Ronaldo in his first two seasons in England.
Critisize him at your own peril. He was the best in England last year for a reason. Watch out for the real Eden Hazard from Saturday onwards.
You'll be wowed!
I rest my case here

I have forgotten more football than you have ever seen. All these DSTV and Google analysts feeling funky. Who are you to tell me what and what not to watch? Chale are you drunk?

Of course there's a little bit of hyperbole as Hazard isn't completely useless. However he is yet to live up to the hype of the actual elite players which he keeps getting compared with and this we would keep drumming in your ears ad nauseum

Are you joking? Ronaldo got to England at 18, Hazard at 21 did you seriously expect them to be at the same stage of development? Let's talk about what either player has gone on to achieve since.

We will keep criticizing him till he performs on a level commensurate to the insane hype he gets

Jeez! If you are going to question my football chops at least come harder than this

Make una epp me plix.

Who else saw the filthy nutmeg Jozy Altidore did on David Lulz? Is David Lulz an aspiring chef? Nutmegged by Jozy Altidore for goodness sake! A Sunderland reject

www.benchwarmers.ie/videos/david-luiz-has-been-destroyed-by-another-class-nutmeg/

www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/watch-sunderland-flop-jozy-altidore-10021734

Hahaha I'm crying breh! Cc@raumdeuter

This na who dem say better pass Boa-TANK

debosky:
Get ready for some BoaTANK love on this thread.

Ninjas need to start giving credit where its due. Boa-TANK is one of the best defenders on the planet

ollah1:
"Hazard? He was the worst tonight. I thought about substituting him, but in the last 10 minutes he always the ability to do that. At the World Cup, this was the case. I obviously expect more from him, but I'm hoping he will grow as the season progresses"......Marc Wilmots (belgian manager)

Hazard o mo ori eku gba. Haven't we been saying this since 19 gbo gboro? Now his own manager has confirmed what we already knew

raumdeuter:
There are still some kinks that need ironing. Can was mediocre there over the past 2 games. So Rudiger, Can, Durm, Ginter as options

1. Right back since Lahm has retired, Schmelzer, Hector

2. Left back. Still experiements

3. Defensive midfielder Khedira is always injured so One of Kramer, Bender, Weigl or Kimmich

4. Getting rid of Ozil and playing Reus permanantly on the left

I like Jonas Hector at LB. What I've seen in two games is better than what I've seen from Durm at any point for club or country. Keep Schmelzer as far away from the NT as possible

The RB is a bit more complicated, I am not sure Rudy is NT quality, Can actually looks decent bursting forward but his defending can be pitiful

I want to see more Weigl he's looked very solid for Dortmund. Kimmich is a bit too green, maybe keep him for 2018.

Reus is always injured, hard to make plans with him in it but one can try anyway

??------Hummels------Boateng----Hector

--------Schweinsteiger------Gundogan-------

--Goetze/Bellarabi---Kroos/Goetze/Oezil---Reus/Oezil-----

-----------Mueller---------

airmark:
Abi now. Furo oun ati A40 ti jo. Typo error ni ode iyen nwa kiri ninu comment mi.

What is wrong with this s0domite? You wan add that one to your isoro? Jowo keep me out of your homo-er0tic megedefegede.

raumdeuter:
Dindirin n dato ni e oponu afofungbemu de ni e

Which Euro 2000 did France lose 2-0 to Denmark

All this na misyarn of someone suffering from acute warapa

Show me an International tournament won by a team DOMINATED by EPL players.

Typical apoche cra cra behavior. He is so clueless John Stockton couldn't assist him

nyabinghi:
i support united but some assertions of a40 and ramdeurter are correct, spain had their worst world cup in recent times when costa,azpilicueta and fabregas made their first 11, brazil had their worst performance when oscar,luiz,ramires,willian made the team.

Please 'sound' it je kan gbo.

airmark:
Wait ooooo. Are you serious that cognizant is not in the dictionary? This is the reason I always called Dayo to come and see why not to allow an illiterate to enter this thread. I thought your illiteracy was limited to soccer, I can now confirm that you are an all-round novice , I bow for your callowness. No need to prove anything further. Eleran ni mo n ba soro sha.


https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/par.gif .

Shut up! You shameless weyrey! Is that how you spelled it? If you didn't learn anything I have at least taught you how to spell.

Is Congnizant in the dictionary? Mofo typed congnizant and he is claiming I don't know the meaning of cognizant. You deserve jungle justice. The sensible thing to have done is to admit you made an error instead of lying through your teeth.

Apoche cra cra

airmark:
I like that word,. Because, Boatank will never be chosen ahead of an injury-free, fit badstuber. He will rather help to fasten the lace of the versatile defender's boot .

airmark:
Do you know ospina was one of the best goalies in the world cup. making series of breath-taking saves in the tournament? Please start to watch soccer with enabled brain, the same ospina that had 8 clean sheets in 18 appearances and had more average saves per game than courtois last season in epl?

airmark:
you are an intellectual pygmy, your perspicacy cant meet up to the height at which I operate. You bring nothing congnizant to the table, you are as useless as the letter e in rooney.

E ma wo eran ibiye

airmark:
It worths celebrating, you need to do thanks-giving in church on sunday on behalf of boatank. That's an improvement, we hope his calamity wont strike you on the face when next in a bigger match. His stvpid hospital pass in tight area led to lewandowski's goal but it's negligible when you have the likes of Hector, Neuer, Muller , gotze at their bests.

When you stoopidly rushed to make this post on a topic totally unrelated to Boateng. Were your fingers slower than your brain? Ewuu!

For the grand-daddy of all gaffes. Go to that link and re-live your stewpidity. I hope I have been able to convince you beyond reasonable doubt that you are the biggest m0ron this forum has ever produced

www.nairaland.com/526446/bayern-munich-5-times-champions/310

www.dfb.de/news/detail/hummels-and-boateng-europes-best-defensive-duo-130329/

While the apoche cra cra is chatting megedefegede those in the know are aware of Boa-TANK's quality

airmark:
My intelligent views have been pitifully flying over your empty head because you are an intellectual pygmy. I can see how you turned truth on its head in other to get cheap points off me. Cant believe I have tortured you up to this level of desperation. Sorry bro. Meanwhile, Quote me where I said all nonsense you wrote up there, failure to do that makes you to remain a dunce , Dayo has discovered you are.

You being Intelligent is an oxymoron. You are many things intelligent is not one of them.

Truth? You have told nothing but lies since you brought your oloriburuku self to this forum. You are so pathetic and shameless you have been reduced to shouting Dayo's name in your every post, stop being a kiss-a$$! Dayo this Dayo that! Dayo will not save you from this beatdown. Oponu ayerada. Lemme check the previous posts though I wouldn't put it past a dubious and idle phuck
like you to go back and edit your gaffes

airmark:
I thought you said hazard did nt score from open-play? Street kids are supposed to be playing ludo on your head.

See this desperate loser. You are so used to failure that is why you felt the need to bring up a goal scored against Cyprus. Name one player that plays for Cyprus!

airmark:
That's my problem with lazy minds like yours. Why would you rush to spit rubbish before thinking and doing proper check?. Especially when you know I detest idio,ts. No wonder most things you drop here have been senseless. Did you go to citadel of knowledge at all? It seems your fingers are faster than your brain.

Why would you tell us all DM's are playmakers? It seems your brain is permanently stuck on Gear stewpid. What difference does it make if he scored from open play or P.K vs freaking Cyprus? If you think you have an alibi you must be sadly mistaken. I have told you before that you are the biggest eediot in the history of this forum. And you keep reaffirming this over and over again

Someone that thinks Congnizant is a word in the English dictionary is asking if I went to a citadel of knowledge? How Rich!

raumdeuter:
I think low needs to take out ozil now

Oezil is fast turning to a mascot for the National team. I don't know if its the Premiership effect but I think Loew has a special spot for him else he would not be starting

I was really impressed by Goetze and Mueller and their intelligent interplay including the disallowed goal. The boy just has confidence issues but the ability is there, They were Germany's best players

airmark:


All visitors here confirmed it on other threads that I have shut down this place with enough lectures on modern-day football analyses for you lads. I set a trap for you, Dayo showed he was more brilliant than you are, he avoided it. Only for you to enter it, like a f00l that you have always being. Your nightmare hazard who sodomised boatank and Neuer in super cup final with a sweet goal, scored from open play against cyprus, but cos you are a gullible fellow , you fell for it, barking like a rabid dog. Now you see how mumucious you are. even raumdeuter is ashamed of you now

Hahaha look at Kermit the Frog saying he set a trap for Hercules. You are so deluded I'm crying for you. Only members of your ret@rded clan would attribute your diatribes of madness to any form of intelligence. You have been serially disgraced and dismembered on this forum, who can forget your gaffes?

1. All DM's are playmakers
2. Courtois is in better form than Cech
3. Saves are the most important metric to measure a goalkeeper, I showed the simpleton that Asmir Begovic made more saves in 1 match than Courtois in 3.
4. Holger Badstuber is versatile
5. Weyrey Alaso say na Congnizant

Ati be be lo. All these gaffes as a result of my constant bam-battering of that gorodom between your ears

Alainitiju ni e! you are not even ashamed! so scoring from open play against Cyprus is now an achievement? You think I care to check whether he scored from a penalty or open play. What is their position in the FIFA Ranking? Can you name one Cypriot player without google or wikipedia. Shameless apoche cra cra

Nightmare yet you lost the match! Ewu! Kevin Volland and Nicklas Bendtner have scored against Bayern so that is not an achievement

Tell us why useless Hidden Ikedia only has 10 goals in 61 matches some from penalties. Even Ahmed Musa has a better record. You epileptic wildebeest

Roland17:
I think Muller has 29 goals for Germany now, that is quite impressive considering his age.

30 goals actually