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iamoyindamola:
All these American rappers turn gangsters are just dying like chicken
Either drug or crime related

I was so shocked to find out he was just 34.

I always wonder if these guys are low key suicidal and use drugs as an alibi

Ibime:
I have only come across Epilepsy once. They have full time carers here if they have severe epilepsy so it's a recognised medical condition

Just before covid, I went to a pay-to-play football game where you just turn up, pay and you don't know the other players. I was harassing the left winger regularly for not tracking back, that's when the LB came and told me to go easy on him, that he has epilepsy and if he overdo, he will have a seizure, and he (left-back) is his carer. True true before the match ended, that guy had a seizure on the pitch and the LB recovered him. It looked like something from the exorcist movie.

This thing reminds me of school days.

We were break dancing, no light for hostel. We dey flash light for dancers we no know sabi say one of the niggas get photosensitive epilepsy trigger. Na so the Giri hold am. Mumu like us dey hail am thinking say na dance moves

Wasn't till someone among us recognized that this one don pass normal dance

nihilistjnr:
You too know as well I do that na condition force Izzy to engage with Naija girls in Lagos. The average nigga on the street is generally not looking for dudu broadly speaking or Nigerian girls more specifically in the areas Izzy is more familiar with.

You might meet some equal opportunity aficionados outside, but the typical street sweeping nigga typically prefers to go only when it snows. So my man isn't versed in speaking the very specific dialect of haughty negress that these Lagos hoes speak.

Baba probably saw it as, oh to the play the game I have to wear shinpad? Oya my shinpad is gold plated and carry AC sef. But these Nigerian hoes with nothing but sanitary pad in their fake designer purse still expect to be treated like gold even after bussing it open for Yinka Yahoo from Laspotech and his friends in De Genesis guesthouse somewhere near Epe earlier in the week.

Na wetin dey pain Izzy be that. He's not even looking for special treatment. Like just let him play for God's sake.

Lmao I understand perfectly and that's why there's times you don't even give them the pleasure or option of rejection. Best way you can win some games is by simply not playing.

I know say e no easy but you have to discipline your dxck to be skrep resistant. I'm personally baffled that he doesn't have any ajebo rich man daughter or corporate baddie on tap.

What's the upside of being able to speak haughty negress? why deal with that wig and audacity only for one of them to leak your business in the streets. Is that not what Davido faces every other month?

I go where I'm celebrated not where I'm tolerated. If I were Izzy I'd keep my dxck in a holster for the Jollofinas of the amazing land of Afrique du Sud

Even more important when you're a man of means. What's the worst they will say? He doesn't like black women, he doesn't like Nigerian women. I rather have that incorrect assumption than look whiny cos I wasn't allowed to play

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Joe Biden's administration forcing Facebook to suppress freedom of speech. Demote and censor stories not favourable to the White House.

It's not Iran, North Korea, China or Russia so it won't trend. Dumb people will look away with their "whataboutism"

cc:
Android17
LordAdam16.

But Trump is the threat to democracy

Master projecters these people

nihilistjnr:
Well, I think what my man is vexed about is how these transactional beeches giving play to the most down bad yahoo boy every weekend, didn't recognise him to tap him into the ring.

It's like going to where dem dey play coal tar, and i3 no pick you for him set, meanwhile you knkw you are one of the best, if not the best baller there.

I feel him on that. It's not really even about recognition of who you are as a superstar. It's just basic politeness and courtesy. For example, Prague is probably the HQ of olosho in Europe. If you go there, 11/10 girls straight from Odin's garden in Asgard go dey respond to you and treat you like you really really really got the juice. If you fly straight from Prague to Lagos, encountering some of the basic hostile hoes there with no manners, you will be wondering wetin happen.

The Game is the game, and Izzy na Game boy. All he wants to do is play the same game he has played all over the world, but Lagos\Abuja hoes are a different kind of unwelcoming to non-politicians and artistes.

But him na Naija born and to some extent raised. The unfriendly and transactional nature of our women should not be foreign to him. I'm just surprised that he has no Nigerian IJGB babe wey e fit fly come do short summer trip. Even while playing the field I don't recommend scraping barrels.

If e dey find politeness and courtesy e for enter GH, CIV, CMR Douala (not as fine as our girls but much better bodies I can tell you that for free) Uganda, Bots or come meet Jollofinas for SA. Nigeria na the wrong place

Truth be told I feel Izzy's pain but part of game na to sabi your terrain nau. That is rants I expect from foreigner not Naija boy wey suppose know as e dey go. Our girls are snotty by default. You see that when they travel most of them struggle with non Nigerian guys cos na only we dey used to their pattern

I juz dey tap jagbajanteez! 😂😂😅 pic.twitter.com/qUIglL8cZa

— Israel Adesanya (@stylebender) August 26, 2024

Izzy dey vex say Lagos baddies air am

Being famous must be tedious. A part of you wants people to leave you alone but a part of you is also upset if people don't acknowledge you. Forget guys. How many babes dey even watch UFC?

No be Giannis enter market wey nobody recognize am

Steph Curry dey London for park I no sure say anybody sabi who him be.

Why do these guys think everyone is online? Hubris or what

BlueRayDick:
U are a typical old school naija parent that will force their child to study STEM related course instead of following their passion. 😂

Better to be a warrior in a garden than a Gardner in battlefield.

I don't even know your dedication to this said passion. You will have to show me irrefutable evidence that this your passion will yield fruit. You might hate me now you will thank me later

grandstar:
I have to be honest with you- it's torture hearing the woman talk.

She always sounds like a not-so-smart student who has been asked a tough question and is trying to wriggle herself out of it. That's how she always sounds.

What does Guatemala have to do with the border?

Why not say, "I'm from California. Of course I've been to the border. I plan during my term in office to secure the border. I want to draft a comprehensive immigration policy that benefits the United States, and not stop-gap measures.

I also plan to work more with Guatemala, and other countries where most of these migrants are coming from.

How can we help lift their economies? It's poverty that's making many embark on the dangerous journey to get here. If their economies were booming, many would prefer to stay home.

Many already in the States may voluntarily return."

If I did not know better I'd say the Dems are punting on this election cycle. The Walz pick was my giveaway. Like OK let's phase out Biden and Kamala and in the next election cycle field proper candidates

Needing a teleprompter and cues at under 60 tells me the woman is actually dull.

I've never heard her discuss anything expansive without assistance. It's shocking

I understand hating Trump cos he says a couple of things that gets you in your feelings but are people seriously seriously telling me that they had a company and were going to do time for 4 years they would trust it with Kamala in their absence over Trump?

You would trust Kamala to keep the lights on in your startup?

Upamenonsense and Oppa Gagnam style for defense. This season go long

Hohenheim:
92/93 was the year with the lowest wins during the bulls championship, and what happened during the summer of 92? Well Google is your friend

Clearly MJ and Scottie were taking it easy that season and saving their energy for the playoffs, something we see a lot of teams do today.

For the 93/94 season they added Tony Kukoc and clearly they had something to prove that they were not just MJ's team. They had a decent playoff run but lost game 7 of the second round.

The next season they were literally out of a playoff spot (tbf they lost Grant) before MJ came back, they were also begging him to come back

Bronsexuals think a team that retained their winning coach, their entire support cast and added Toni Kukoc would fall and crumble instantly.

They're used to their nomadic king leaving a rubble behind, they will tell you he leaves and the teams become a lottery team they won't tell you about all the trades and roster turnovers that make the team unrecognizable and handicapped

When he left the team with some stability like the Heat didn't they get to Game 7 of the second round? And that was with Chris Bosh dealing with heart problems.

All that counts is Jordan has 6 full rings. LeNomad has 3 or 3.5 at best (lockout year, Disney bubble) that he needed Superteams to win.

One thing is for sure and two things for certain There has never in the history of the Modern NBA been a player who has been surrounded and required as much help to win as LeBronze. Even Steph Curry won a chip with freaking Andrew Wiggins as his vice. LeBronze has needed Kyrie Irving at minimum

First off let me salute Maya Moore the female GOAT on her jersey retirement. Another 23 wearer influenced by basketball's Greatest. Nice touch by the Jordan brand honoring her as well. (next time they ask you what he does for his people, point to her as an example)

Now to the foolishness

So Scottie and Toni were good enough to win one or two championships but them no pass 2nd round. So what are we doing now? we are bragging about 1 playoff series win out of a possible 4. The next year nko. What was their record before MJ returned to salvage the season

Jordan hate really make people be sounding goofy

Jordan has two of the 5 lowest scoring supporting cast that ever won a title. Guess the players in that supporting cast. Just take a wild guess

Using that logic and post. We can also say Kawhi was overrated using Bronsexual akpuruka math

Raptors
2018-2019: 58-24 (70% winning)
2019-2020 : 53-19 (73.6% winning)

Bronsexuality and illogic is 5 and 6

Ballzproblem2:
When dogs wan launch great timing 😅,we move.

Be like na 2go sure pass like this

LordAdam16:
Now that I think about it, the Classical Liberal platform was a Trojan Horse.
They adopted those common-sense policies because they'd suffered catastrophic defeats twice vs Reagan and vs Nixon.
The minute they captured the state (by controlling most levers of American public life) and established the permanent majority via immigration, they abandoned all pretenses.

Look at Kamala. She was all for banning fracking; open borders and abolishing ICE (compared it to the KKK); defunding the police and bailing rioters.
Now she needs to win the election, she has done a 180 on 12 major policy positions, including those three.
However, if she wins, she will saunter further than Biden to the left.

As raum reiterated, after Trump, the next GOP nominee will be Hitler redux and they'll recycle the same BS.
When you draw attention to their horrible record and positions, they'll retort with "But the alternative is a racist, fascist, misogynist..."
They did it to Bush, McCain, Romney, Trump. Whether it's Vance, Vivek, Haley, or DeSantis in 2028; it'll be the same tired sh*t.

Kamala has not done an interview or had a presser in an entire month.
She's apparently leading in the polls without a policy page on her campaign website.
If she has her way, she'll only read teleprompters until she's declared the winner.
The US is effectively already a one-party state at the federal level. Trump is going against the grain and that alone is deserving of spirited support.

-Lord

Nothing dey that Kamala head se. The same Kamala Tulsi Gabbard absolutely destroyed in 2020? If the battle is a battle of wits she's not armed

If she enters they are actually finished. Putin and Xi will just be laughing

Growing up I knew Republicans as the War party, party of war mongers. Eventually I realized the Democrats also had appetite for wars too they just fight it via proxy.

I will give Democrats somewhat of an edge economy wise. Bill Clinton for example did a phenomenal job with the economy. George Bush completely phucked it up and Obama did some correction. Trump also did a decent job

These parties are not as different as people like to think, at least in the past it wasn't. However this version of Democrat is the absolute worst, worse than any version of the Republican party I remember. Look at the VP selection. Tampon Tim. Josh Shapiro was the smarter pick but I don't even know if he thought being under an airhead like Kamala was beneath him or the radical anti Jew sect of the Democrats didn't want him picked

People should learn to tune out the dogwhistlin of these woke people. Everything to them is about gender, race and identity politics. Irrelevant. Look at your pocket and the fact that you're buying groceries through your teeth, can't own a home or can't pay property taxes. Don't let this version of Dems drag you to a communist society

DEI can be for minor positions not serious post like President. Look at a Tiffany Henyard in Chicago now imagine a Federal level of that

Kamala can't spit nothing off the dome cos nothing dey her head. All she is is a radical leftist. Papa na Marxist economist. E dey the bloodline

I saw a Rasmussen reports poll having Trump 10pts ahead. I don't even believe these polls to be honest. It's better to wait till elections. The polls had Hillary winning in 2016 and we saw what happened

raumdeuter:
The election is about what is your life now vs how it was in 2019. How much of your economy, safety and progress is at stake

Black men are actually supporting Trump more than they have any Republican candidate
Look at the demographics of people he is interviewing and he is a known Democrat
https://x.com/i/status/1825960556358152693

https://x.com/i/status/1824922136990859342
https://x.com/donlemon/status/1825295459503730908?s=08

Thats me in the video below at 0.50 to 0.55

I asked Obama’s neighbors on the South Side of Chicago who they want for President.

Legitimate *shock* at these answers.
Jaw on the floor.

Obama talked a lot of trash on Trump last night. I hope he sees this… pic.twitter.com/3DGYNMFlCw

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) August 21, 2024

I'm shocked that Don Lemon posted this. The other day it was Chris Cuomo his brother in CNN propaganda also saying some truths about the DNC

Be like once you comot Democrat plantation you start thinking like a normal person

https://x.com/rsg/status/1816917797881954768

This tweet best captures the Democrat party I remember and liked. Not this Frankenstein monster that brings abortion vans to their convention.

It's not even about Trump it's that I truly believe a Kamala presidency will destroy that country

Give me freedom, give me fire, give me Superteam or I retire

This is the off-season post free agency. The place is supposed to be dry

nihilistjnr:
Omo thar thing bust my head.

What kind of connection is that? When Depay dey do him own with Rev Run pikin and Lori Harvey, I think say na glitch. Ashey these football boys really dey about their olosho business

That's how we saw Lukaku too last year with Meghan the Stallion. And I was wondering how.

I don't judge them. Teanna is very pretty in the face

If I were a pro athlete or an Eleniyan I have a murderer's row wey I go cancel. Only say NDAs go dey

You will not see me in public with them. I think that's where they miss it. There are too many fine under G girls without that kin history to move with for public

Tochex101:
Indeed the sprinting was very nauseating, after boasting of retiring the other dude in the city that "set him up".

The guy chop sand for mouth sha......
Embarrassing performance.

No matter how tough you are I believe you eventually run out of toughness. That's why when push came to shove after talking that talk he just couldn't back it up. I expected someone ready to die out there but the way he surrendered the back and quickly tapped showed he didn't want it that badly

To be fair to him when you combine all that kick boxing with MMA fights your body just gets tired of being punched.

He's made enough money to where he should strongly consider retiring cos it only goes downhill from here.

nihilistjnr:
In Layi's voice: "Wrap it up nigga"

I hope he retires and not yet fed to young hungry lions. UFC don't care. 2 fights losing streak will turn to 3 really quick

In other news did you see Teanna Trump at Nicolas Pepe's press conference??

Roland17:
It is the way he lost… Disappointing.

That emotional Rollercoaster was too much.

No one likes being hit but he's approaching Alistair Overeem territory now. Sprinting with your back to the opponent after a punch makes me question if your body has had enough. Anyone can get knocked out but running from punches is always a bad sign.

I know he said he's not leaving post fight but I strongly doubt it

iamoyindamola:
He was too emotional jare
He should go and warm eba

Yeah that crying on the presser for me was when he lost it. There's a saying. Never let them see you sweat and he didn't show that the entire build up to this fight

Man's made you cry and tell your family story at the presser and you tap.

Just retire man. This is a career ending L

My goodness. Rocked him and made him tap

This is humiliating. Jeez. A knockout would have been better

Keep knacking am those body shots. Defending the takedowns much better too

Nice elbow from Izzy but e use am chop better blow

DDP looks gassed though. Izzy also looks tired but not as much. This DDP na pako sha. Na Springbok power e carry so

This guy no gree learn gidigbo still.

Omo if Adesanya no kpokpo this guy I go vex well well

My boy Orobosa. Congratulations. You have a gem on your hands

Ibime:
Leave Aina abeg. He didn't play till seasons end after that match, with Forest confirming his injury. Rather blame Peseiro for fielding him. Nigerians usually lack information due to access to data and the daily struggle of life, it's good for him to set the record straight cos I noticed he wasn't called up for Super Eagles in the summer despite being fit, it's like they wrote him off, and some fans are still abusing him online without knowing the full story

That's a bit unfair to blame the coach. Aina is an experienced player. He literally said he told the coach he was good to go as the Finals is a once in a lifetime opportunity

Sometimes you put your team above your ego. We've seen Ronaldo, Messi come out of games they were unfit to continue in. Staying on the pitch and being a sitting duck to Adingra all 90mins does not help anybody.

Coming out to tell us now is even worse. Once you cross those white lines, you're fit and claiming injury is disrespectful to the opponent

Imagine you were a boxer that knocked out a rival and then months after the fight he is revealing he was injured and dealing with different problems. How that one consign you? You won't be pissed that he's downplaying your hard work

CrystalTiger:
God should keep BAT alive till 2027 because this Shettimma might actually be who people say he is..

Lmao. This man looks like wickedness

BlueRayDick:
One thing I’ve noticed about women is once they stop loving u, that’s the end . No matter how they once loved u, once that love flame is dead it is dead. U may try with all ur might to reignite but once it is gone, it is gone .

Whether na lack of funds kill the love , lack of attention, u don’t conform to her standards anymore , etc; once that love is gone u go just Dey try to no avail .

This is true but if you check am. This is mostly the case when you're the one doing the heavy lifting of the relationship.

If you fell back and allow her do the work for most of the relationship you will see that na she go dey do the long paragraph and texts not the other way round. It has always been that way for me at least. The less I do the less I care. Standards no consign me, whether your flame die e no consign me. Na so the tin go

BlueRayDick:
I know one bros currently facing that Challenge. I asked after him from an old acquaintance and he told me how his wife has showed him pepper . Someone that was comfortable enough to buy his wife a car ; now he’s out of job and broke . The wife sold the car and even bought another one while the husband is out of job. She has even told him to his face that she can’t continue to feed him o. Man wey don Dey feed u for over 13 years of marriage before thing spoil. 🤦‍♂️

One of my friends. Younger chap doing pretty well occasionally I tell him to chill with the spending. Them no dey build equity with babes. As you dey drop she see am as her right. Don't attract someone that's just there for the money.

Always seek a woman that will contribute something to your life. Cos unless you be trustfund baby. Hard times go surely show and that's when you will know what you have. This small bearish crypto run don open him eye small. I no wan tell am say I told you so

This bros you dey talk. Why can't the bros feed now? Cos he spent his time of feast feeding a non contributor. He probably has no savings cos of this.

Since I don sabi church. Widowers ministry no dey. E get why. Guys have zero safety net for society so you would think we would be smarter about how we handled these things

Let me tell you an open secret. Babes don't rate what they didn't struggle for. It's not a bad thing or a good thing. It's just how they are. That car your friend bought, if say she hustle for am with your guy she would have more value for it same way she cherishes her degrees and qualifications cos she struggle for am.

That's why as much as us men want to provide for everything. Avoid women wey no wan contribute. Even if you have make her contribute tangible shit. Just off principle

That's how she proves her love, not by opening yansh.

Na 2024 we dey. Anybody wey wan play traditional game with modern babes. Ire oh