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Surely having an all-Stoke backline is the beginning of wisdom. Can't keep missing this awoof 6pts every week

If you could put a face to this GW it would be Sammy Cassell

debosky: Na team value dey win league? Keep lamenting sho gbo.

Nigga hush! You are still beneath me last time I checked.

azpekuliar: Time to convert that money to points. Finding that balance is key.

Walahi! This Christmas and New Year fixtures would throw a lot of conundrums

debosky: ^^ Knee jerk transfers - you don't even keep faith with players you sign and you sell them way too quickly.

Ati gbo Eguavoen! Its working for me though that's why my team is more valuable than yours! I'm supposed to keep a non productive player and another one on a 3 match ban right?

Roland17: Why bring in an anguish you where not responsible for abi Arsenal no dey the same competition?? Or is Chelsea Arsenal's annex club

Be true to yourself, do fans from other German teams love Hollywood FC? or they LOATH you guys and were more than glad u guys were raped in your backyard.... ..
IF u like lie...

Bayern is one of the biggest reasons Germany are allowed 4 participants in the UCL. How does that Jigga verse go again! "Even tho these niggas talking greasy bout me ask these niggas how they gon eat without me?" Of course those emotions are for small clubs like Asssanal,Nurnberg e.t.c fairplay to Chelsea they won and are now among the big clubs. At least if there was an Emergency Meeting of Teams that have won the UCL we all know who wouldn't get an invite

And Snodgrass scores! Why always me?

Roland17: A frustrated Knicks team that was well defended and could not get their shots to fall tonight resorted to fighting, got chippy and of course Melo, Chandler and Coach Woodson were deservedly tossed out of the game...

Tough loss for the Celtics tonight.

The Bulls seem to have an answer to the Knicks. This is the 2nd time in quick succession. Good thing Amare is back to practicing Brewer might be a defensive expert but he offers next to nothing on offense

Clippers look like the form team at the moment. Largely average opponents but a W is a W

As for the Mavs smh. Dirk can't come back soon enough

lalaboi: Nah. . You have one you can use anytime! and one that can only be used in January. . . .

Ohh really?? Haha its all to the good. After January it becomes useless anyway especially if you are too far behind and teams start to look more and more similar

All you people yet to use your wildcard you do know its gone by January right?

[quote author=kay_pumpin]No one is celebrating Chelsea's victory,it's more like celebrating Munich's anguish.

Your apostacy and consistent dissing of Arsenal is funny though.

It's like a sterile ex husband showing off/spiting his barren ex wife with the custody of his step children.

Personally though,i think we've gotten to the end of he road in the UCL.[/quote]Why bring in an anguish you where not responsible for abi Arsenal no dey the same competition?? Or is Chelsea Arsenal's annex club

Really I'm just riling these ninjas up Arsenal's failure or success hardly matters to me at this point its all fun and games. We all have reasons for supporting any particular team I wasn't born a Gunner so if I cease to be one at any point in time aye o kpare

Virginity is overrated tho! Doesn't make you any better than the next girl! Doesn't make you a better partner,friend or lover! Da phock am I supposed to do with your virginity?

ChopUrMoni: Oh dear! This is exactly the problem you DONT even believe that a woman is a prize. Thats really terrible! God help us. What does being a virgin have to do with being chased?. Its all about LOVE. Men even chase single mothers and i think its so romantic and expresses true love. Why do Nigerian men have this mentality... boy oh boy. I am in trouble ooo . Thank God i have never dated a Nigerian man because this is some scary sh*t!!!. I can't date any guy that doesnt think im a trophy worth fighting for. Oh God... I so traumatized by a lot of your Nigerian men mentality but to come to think of it maybe its way you guys do you thing back home that encourages that mindset.

Dis na real confusion! You see yourself as a trophy! Lool! So when he wins you don't you think he would look for other 'trophies' to win.

Sagamite: This guy, why are you trying to let me vomit at night?

Lord, Nigerians are just immensely daft people.

So it is church miracle to meet a man and the miracle was conducted by touching a coat?

Bloody fucktards! Techniques by these conmen to milk the cretins.

She met and married a man in less than 3 weeks and the mugus believed and were cheering that?

Where the fck is my sick bucket?

Haha that was just me highlighting what lies ahead for the wannabe Nefertiti's and Ms Thangs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHJeKwZtT8

Most girls that spend their youth playing hard to get usually end up on shows like these in 5-10 years time

fellis: Being superficial is not only about liking money. When you choose hot young girls over older less attractive ones with better personalities, you are being superficial.
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From my experience less attractive girl doesn't necessarily mean better personality. This assumption is very relative

k2039: Goodnight.

Think about it, I ask a girl out, I had to wait for atleast 3months after which her response was negative.

That simply means I lost, wasted my time, money on airtime, dates, I can go on and on.

So mathematically speaking with preference on probability, I will only exhibit extreme stupidity to wait for a girl know their is always a chance she could turn me down.

Dates!! By the 2nd date max she's in mi casa! If she's giving me that I don't visit boys crap or I'm saving it for marriage na to cut am off quick

Billyonaire: The guy was a bartender for real ?

He's never denied it! Baba suffer gaan oh! If I where him I'd probably have a hitlist! Tiwa,Omawumi,Waje,Genevieve,Ini,Mercy,Susan
Just sh@g all these broads for the phuck of it

shymexx: Lmao...

Money/success is the only language women understand... Only a fool would waste his precious time pursuing women when he can pursue money/success, achieve that, and come back to pick as many women as possible...

I wonder how many chics Seun has smashed just because nl is a success story...

The naked truth!

shymexx: Who likes sports on the thread??

You lot need to peep how J. R. Smith denied K. Michelle on twitter - classic shiit..

Ol'girl thought she won the jackpot by clinging to "success" - however, my man denied her straight up...

That's what comes with success, you let them do the chasing and pick them....

Lol I heard that stuff too

Another example look at that ninja Iyanya just straight up slanging the D in the mouth of these Nollywood and Ghana based binches! One was moaning on Twitter some weeks back about how he dumped her which is ironic because she probably wouldn't have touched him with a 10ft pole back in the days when homeboy was a bartender

fellis: Look at the men on this thread feeling like important people that are very important and don't waste time chasing girls.
Ok o, we have heard, you don't chase women. abeg you guyz should go and sleep.
See how they are talkng about how women are superficial creatures that run after rich guys as if men are not also superficial.

Men are not superficial! If a man could phuck a girl in a cardboard box. He probably wouldn't buy a house

freecocoa: Btw I'm not in support of chasing a lady for years o cos I don't think any girl that really wants you would make you wait that long, where I don't agree with you guys is that you only have to ask a girl about 4 times.

A few months is ok in my opinion.

Why would I ask a girl out 4 times? Does she owe me money? I be Quasimodo? Hahaha for wetin!! The older us men get the more the pendulum swings in our favor anyway.

ChopUrMoni: Have you ever played hide and seek? If you have, then you know that once the person has been found by the finder its not the end of the game. The person found must run and the finder would have to pursue until they have caught them. Then and only then is the the game over.

I have noticed a trend among a lot of men. They have become so lazy that they do not bother chasing the girl they love. The saying "ah... its just a girl, they are many more out there" and "she's playing hard to get, i cant be bothered and she's not the only beautiful girl out there anyway" have become so popular among men especially black men.

What happened to the value of chasing a woman? Why has it become so worthless and looked down upon. Would men of today have survived many years ago. Men in those days didn't complain when they pursued the girl they loved, in many cases suffered in the hands of the girls family and then paid a massive amount to have her as his wife. Today it's a lot easier yet men are not willing or should I say are too lazy to pursue the woman of their dreams. Oh i forgot... there are too many fishes in sea. Why bother right?

Men, we love to be pursued and conquered by you. Why do you all think the stories of Cinderella, Snow white, Rapunzel and the like are so loved by girls? They all had one thing in common. A prince who not only found them but also fought for them. Trust me we love to be chased and caught by you.

If you are not serious with the girl then don't bother. But, if you do love her don't allow you friends to push you to get over her after she has rejected you twice. Try a little harder than twice. I noticed white guys have always chased me fervently. But when it comes to black men, even though they profess to loving me so deeply they don't bother if i don't respond to them after a specific time. If any race of man on earth should know how to pursue a woman fervently until he captures her it should be a black man because thats what you fathers and grand fathers did. It's in your DNA So now, what are you waiting for? Get started!

Honestly a lot of girls out there are not worth it! Some of you broads of nowadays are so vain! So materialistic and so fickle makes more sense to chase the greenbacks

You look at some girls and apart from what's between their legs there's truly not much else they bring to the table.

edoyad: Fact: In the last UCL match between both teams, this is how the match ended. I wouldn't expect Anus to know this.....

And you advanced Broda odensi? Or what purpose did your win serve?

slimshay: All stand, greet. . . .dear students let us define 'familiarity'.

FAMILIARITY (n): Former die-hard Arsenal fan from the EPL desperately clinging on to the trophies won by Bayern Munich from the bundesliga.

Oya, e ye ma form familiarity.

TEEENHUUTT. . . .as you were.

The operating word is 'Former' which is much better than a present fan of a club clinching the success of his bitter rival! That's like a Man U fan famzing Man City. Coke happy for Pepsi. Shameless lot yall are

Arsenal fans famzing Chelsea's success! Hehehe I'm seeing things! This is the lowest of lows una don turn to familiar spirits because of trophylessness

Gerrout! Ye ma form familiarity!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUFDMWYEGjI

Roland17: But they Raped your team, including Lahm right in your back yard...

I didn't know losing via penalty shootouts is molestation. We can also say Cameroon molested Nigeria,Italy molested France

Let's even agree we where molested where was a useless team like Asssanal? Dumped out in the 2nd round as usual! We've played more finals in the last 3 seasons than your miserable club have managed in their history? That's food for thought dawg get a plate!

dayokanu: Was it Arsenal we played?

Show a picture of bayern vs Arsenal

Hahaha Abeg upload that 'show your trophy thread'

Shameless ninjas celebrating Chelsea's triumph. You can't even call em local champions anymore

edoyad: Phillip the Torres Lamb made team of the tournament, as such he is better than all Lbs in the world. The same hopeless Sallah Lamb who was disgracefully substituted by Lowe after Torres made a complete f00l of him in a Euro Cup Final.
Klose is better than Zlatan since he nearly always finishes as top scorer in tournaments be that now. Messi nko?
Good players are always linked with transfers to other correct clubs, tell me one reasonable bid Fernando Torres's Lamb has ever attracted.

What a ret@@rd if we are to sit here and count Clichy's gaffes NL would probably shut down! Lahm gaffed in the Final and still made team of the tournament. Did Clichy play at all?
Was Klose listed in FIFpro XI and Uefa Team of the Year like Lahm? Did he make team of the tournament in 4 major tournaments back to back?
You think Bayern is filled with mercenaries like your useless club?

debosky: Now we're talking - name the time, date and price.

Hahaha you are speaking my language. I give you credit for that. February is almost here. God would keep us all. 200 USD minimum wager

edoyad: I mentioned Clichy >>>>>> Lamb. And mean that 100%. Tomorrow they'll say that Boateng who couldn't break into City's first team is better than all EPL defenders

Hahahaha you don't seem to know when to stop do you??

edoyad: I'd rather have Gael Clichy as left back over Lahm, Fernando Torres last born. What is Lahm worth? I wouldn't buy Lahm for $12m and I'm dead serious.

Ordinarily I would be alarmed but then its you. You've come up with dumber ish

sleekdot: Like i said thats the story of an EPL fan. Yet they wonder why EPL stars and English teams barely do well in National team competitions

How can anyone be mentioning Clichy when mentioning Full backs?

Not even Marcelo, Coentrao yet they are mentioning Evra? Soon someone would mention Baines, Danny Rose and Bertrand

Another week another gaffe! They just set the goof bar higher and higher. Its amusing
We dey call players ninjas dey call Gibbs,Jenkinson,Chamberlain,Wilshere! Da phock?

Roland17: The bolded is very far from the truth, week in week out, i personally follow the Italian and other core European leagues religiously, am not one to glorify the Premier league because of the exposure it gets compared to other European leagues or cos my favourite team plays in England. I am quick to refute the potency/ skill level and prospects of young English players compared to their counterparts in the La liga, Bundesliga, Seria A and Eredivisie.

Arm chair assertions are not my thing.

Just because Cole is English and plays in a league where players are hyped does not mean he's not skilled at his trade, he's skilled enough to play outside England and retain his position no matter the competition.

You can't be conversant with other leagues and tag
Abidal and good grief Lahm as mediocre! That doesn't check out bro! What's worse I listed 3 top backs and you only mentioned Evra guess what he is in the premiership. Abidal is mediocre yet guys like Evra and Clichy where riding the bench while they where both in the french natl team

chamotex: E too sure for Debosky

Ejo lo fe ro oroki lo wa ta amo iru won! He's like Samuel Peters talking trash to the Klitschko brothers via satellite. I hope he has the moxie and cojones to insert money where his mouth is when its crunch time

Obasanjo is the worst President ever!!! He had a chance at redemption and failed woefully and to make ish worse he actually wanted to go for a third term. This guy is the worst President period! And I mean PTA president,Student Union President,Landlords association president. Anything with president at the back Obasanjo was the worst

Claiming he fought corruption is really an insult to our intelligence and it really can't be well with the peddlers of such fallacies

Roland17: Ooooo Plsssss, I dare say in the past 7 years in all of European soccer there has been no better LB than Ashley Cole, hate him as much as u can, the closest to be compared is Evra... Comparing him to Abidal is as Mediocre as it can get and for someone to even mention P. Lahm...are u kidding me..

You guys are jokers! Lol I'm not suprised sha as most of yall think football starts and ends in England. Eric Abidal mediocre hahahahaha I'm not sure you even know Eric Abidal
Phillip Lahm! Get back to me when Ashley Cole makes Team of the Tournament for 4 consecutive major tournaments and Fifa team of the year to boot. Its really distressing how little you ninjas know men its not even funny anymore

Roland17: Ashley Cole would comfortable bench Abidal in his prime with Barca, Lahm in his prime with Bayern

JJC statement! you guys are in desperate need of schooling. Smh

edoyad: Make no mistake, everything you said was funny but the bold part has to be best joke

Teeheehee

I'm not suprised its edoyad we are talking about here your knowledge on football matters is negligible to say the least

edoyad: David who? Lol.

Let me Leave that one for now since he's more of a left back, so a more fitting opponent would be Gibbs .
But eh, Please give us the name of the LB that's been better than Ashley Kolawole over the last 7 years.

Gibbs = LB
Alaba = LB
Alaba >>> Gibbs

De Sciglio = RB
Jenkinson = RB
De Sciglio >>> Jenkinson

Comprendes??

Better than Ashley Cole over the last 7 years?? Dem yapa yaski! Evra,Abidal,Lahm! Make I continue ni?

edoyad: Na only Midfielder dey play ball?
What about right back position, Jenkinson, how many right backs under twenty one in Europe are in his level? What about Gibbs, Abi Elsharawy and Ballotelli go play right and left back?
We produced Ashley Cole and he has remained the top left back on this planet for close to a decade

Hahaha Jenkinson ko Jenkins Alumona ni! Chei that one na defender? Mattia De Sciglio >>> Jenkinson

Gibbs <<< David Alaba

Ninja please its only in England that people think Ashley Cole is the best LB in the world! That myth does not cross the English channel

Roland17: The current crop of English players who have emerged from the ranks of Championship teams and other Academies like Chambo, Wilshere, Jenkinson, Kieran Gibbs, Zaha, Joe Hart, Kyle Walker, Raheem Sterling, Cleverly are arguably the best in a very long time when it comes to pure talent in English soccer, few of them can be said to be a hype.

Truth is we've heard this all before. English press would hype these ninjas to death! How many of them are as good as guys like Ozil,Gotze,Reus,Schurrle,Holtby,Hummels,Eriksen,Giovinco,El Sharawy
Anyways standards dey sha