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yea...n we would really appreciate ur guidance... i need to b in dat school...i pray Allah grant ma wishes...
help us in any way bro!

e go make brain if we virgin hook up with one anoda...me b virgin n cute guy..any gal? 7AACD44E

guys Help me oo abeg ma etisalat dy mk me cry...i just did d 3gig n dm gem and i did d bb10 plan den gemi 15mb and i did d settings... i browse fr a momen ma 15mb was removed and to use d 3gig d tin no go..
wetin i go nw?

buoye1: As long as browsing is concerned,ETIBABA is the best!........I dey rock am die

guy abeg ma etisalat dy mk me cry...i just did d 3gig n dm gem and i did d bb10 plan den gemi 15mb and i did d settings... i browse fr a momen ma 15mb was removed and to use d 3gig d tin no go..
wetin i go nw?

POPE II: have u ever been in a church? Which statue here looks like something you can find in a church?

have u ever been to mosque? wic statute do u find dere....

haibe: yes fornication is a sin.

but I thought there is a section called "islam for muslims".

That deols wouldn't come and ban her pple now

...actually i never knew this a Christian forum.. am quite sorry bro...it was on fp so i decided to comment... sori oo...

fornication and adultery are both prohibited in islam...infact it's regarded as the second greatest sin after murder and shrik(polytheism )...zina is the islamic word for fornication and adultery... Punishment of zina in the hereafter
The punishment of those who die without repenting
from zina begins in their grave. In a long hadith, Allah’s
Messenger (s.a.w) related a dream in which he saw two
men accompanying him (Jibreel and Maalik), showing him
how a number of sinners were being punished in al-
Barzakh (life between death and Judgement day). The
Prophet (s.a.w) said: “…We proceeded until we came across
a hole in the ground that resembled a baking pit, narrow at
the top and wide at the bottom. Babbling and voices were
issuing from it. We looked in and saw naked men and
women. Underneath the pit was a raging fire; whenever it
flared up, the men and women screamed and rose with it
until they almost fell out of the pit. As it subsided, they
returned (to the bottom). I said: ‘Who are these?’ They
said: ‘…As for the naked men and women who were in the
pit, they are men and women who indulge in zina …”(12) In
a similar narration Allah’s Messenger (s.a.w) said: “We
moved on until I saw people who were awfully swollen, and
had the most foul stench, their stench was like that of the
sewers. I asked: ‘Who are these?’ They replied: ‘Those are
the male and female adulterers.’”(13) As for punishment in
the hereafter, Allah Most High says: “And they (i.e. the
servants of Allah) do not commit zina - And whoever does
this shall meet a full penalty. The torment will be doubled
to him on the Day of Resurrection, and he will abide therein
in disgrace.” (14)....please don't fornicate ooo na beg i dy beg u oo....

francababy: I have 2 bosses in the office. Two men. One is ok. He minds his business, delegates responsibilities, gives targets etc. The second one is very close to a vampire. He yells on per second billing. He will threaten you with your job to the extent that you will feel unemployed and you will be forced to search Nairaland for job openings. The best days we have at work is when he goes to another state on official assignment.

If I am suddenly promoted to become the oga of this man, I will sack him instantly through BBM. No time to write sack letter. No bonus, no gratuity. The best I will do is to recommend him to NURTW Oshodi.

If you become promoted to become the boss of your current boss, what will you do to him/her?

.....i go sack am ni walaitalai sumobila wazilahuwa...oluhun gboh!

it started with airtel oh! helltel now its glow...kilo n shele si awon pple yi gan!..

wanarule: its daily i did d code is *141*712*11# its 10mb wz test runin to c if it wil wok . i used nomal apn

guy aw u take do da screen grap add
7AACD44E

wanarule: i sub 1day dis morn n its browsin

guy aw u take collect da screen grapper for ur p5 abeg add me 7AACD44E n tell me...plsssssssss

ko kan AYIE!

tecno p5

ahhh! dis man mumu team don spoil ma bet nw....arrrrrgh

dis airtrl na crazy network provider.... imagin my mb ought o expire Today and dm send me message say mk i recharge 1k5 fr d bb sub inspite sending message to announce d cancellation of d sub fr non bb...well me just do d one of 245mb fr 2h...dis Morning dec 4 and d data plan is fr bb...and yet it works on ma android.... therefore i tink dy just dy run dere mouth nio say dm go cancel am...d code fr dat of 2h...*440*018#...mawin ya'all!

omo I no fit laff ...nawa fr bb users o...my tecno p5 better pass curve seven.. wetin curve 7 get wey in no get?...hotspots. Wi-Fi, watelse?... oh! I remember bulakbelrry messanga... ahhh add ma pin jawe... tecno and iPhones androids only... 7A941586....bb nw sucks imagine torch 2 for 16k....Lol...android rules...

the true identity of boko is just unveiling..

Abi i wn swear 4 dz pple...#angry# asup dy strike dm do lyk say dm no ear n dm wn build 1 wayray ouz 4 4kbilion...mutchew

I dy fear 4 ol dz china fone jor,wil gada moni buy nokia symbian jawe..

I guess itz d tecno n7 dat iz better in all,abeg hu knws aw much it cost and it disadvantage..pls i wn knw..i mean n7 o

Larryfly: best nairaland actress and movie personality of the century.....TONTO DICKEY!!!!

guy wetin slf her name na toto decay!

Mtn wy madt,me dy subscribe to d 5naira for 5mb daily,and inspite dy dn comot moni 4 d 5mb,dm go stil dy comot ma moni wn i brawz,dz pple b thief!

Mr donroxy pls gemi ur email addres.

Nawao...i just wonda d state gej wud b nw...happy or sad.i presume dz action by mend,dz 1 go b action film o!..GOD DY SHA

Shay dm wn fight tru tru ni?

My heart bleeds at dz fuckin developmnt...GOD!

donroxy: There is something Islam call Tafsir=Analysis.... Thats is why u can't interprete Quran verse @ their literal meaning without recourse to TAFSIR(Analysis,Explanation,Interpretaion of the Quran)........


Tafsir of 2;216 goes thus :

4:75 And what is wrong with you that you fight not in the Cause of Allah, and for those weak, ill-treated and oppressed among men,women, and children, whose cry is: “Our Lord! Rescue us from this town whose people are oppressors; and raise for us fromYou one who will protect, and raise for us from You one who will help.”
It is most certainly a duty of all human beings to help each other from oppression and injustice. This is what Islam teaches. Commenting on verse 2:216, Abdullah Yusuf Ali writes:
To fight in the cause of Truth is one of the highest forms of charity. What can you offer that is more precious than your own life? But here again the limitations come in. If youare a mere brawler, or a selfish aggressive person, or a vainglorious bully, you deserve the highest censure. (Yusuf Ali, The Holy Qur’an, Text, Translation and Commentary )
Therefore, the fighting ordained by God in the Qur’an is the fighting to establish justice and security in the land, and this is a duty upon all human beings. We will always hope for peace, but we must realize that without justice, freedom, rights and equity, peace willnever be able to survive. Likewise, on verse 2:216, Abdul Majid Daryabadi writes:
War, it has been truly said, is sanctioned by the law of nature ? the constitution of man and the constitution of society ? and is at times a biological and sociological necessity. Islam, the ideal and practical religion has allowed it, but only in cases of sheer necessity. (Daryabadi, The Glorious Qur’an, emphasis added)
Islam has designated war as the last resort and only in cases of sheer necessity, in orderfor us to defend the rights of ourselves and others. Also, the picture becomes even more clear when we take into consideration the historical context of the revelation. Abdullah Yusuf Ali goes on to explain the historical context in his commentary on verse 2:217:
The intolerance and persecution of the Pagan clique at Mecca caused untold hardships to the holy Messenger of Islam and his early disciples. They bore all with meekness and long-suffering patience until the holy one permitted them to take up arms in self-defence? (Yusuf Ali, The Holy Qur’an, Text, Translation and Commentary )

In light of the above quote, it becomes apparent that fighting has been especially ordained in conditions of severe persecution and hardship. Consequently, the Muslims are required to defend themselves from oppression and establish justice. To abstain from helping those under oppression is cowardice. Abdul Majid Daryabadi also explains the historical context of the verse:
Persecuted, harassed, afflicted, poverty-ridden, exiled, and small in number as the Muslims were at the time of the enactment of warfare, it was but natural that they were none too fond of crossing swords with the mighty forces that had conspired for their extirpation. Nothing short of express and emphatic Divine Command could urge them on to the field of battle [in order to defend their rights].



My Dear Mobi,

How has BH justified the above.....since Muslims which they may claimed they were protecting have also been maimed......

Are muslims being persecuted,inflicted with hardship,terrorised,discriminated among other odds.......so, what justified BH under 2;216........u tell me ?


Ur number 2 is coming......

yea bro,dy dn unda stand d Quran becoz dy knw not abt tafsir,and again dy dnt knw wot jihad truly means,inspite explaining to a friend of mine abt wot d tru jihad is,d guy stil tink i am tryin to defend islam,wheras i am explaining islam doctrines to him...ALLAH IS GREAT.

MiloRambaldi: Fact is Amnesty can't help. What will gov't offer people who want Sharia in all Nigeria? People who will happily kill a non-Muslim for being a non-Muslim. What's the sense behind bombing and shooting at churches except deep seated hatred for non-Muslims? How do you appease such? Waiting for GEJ to perform this Amnesty miracle.

Only thing that may happen is GEJ promising the Northern Elders something substantial like the Presidency then they'll turn against BH and vanquish them. Only fellow Northerners can vanquish BH, but for now they'll allow the killings to continue - after all, as they reason, it rubbishes the current and hated FG.

shay u c nw,u say mak e promise dm presidency and later u wud say dm dy fight 4 muslim cause...nawao

mobi5592: My brother, while i can see your kind hearth and desire for respect for follow man, i however dare you to relate your post to this verses in the Qur'an an see the obvious contradiction in them and why bokoharam is acting in perfect accord with the quran;


you said: I must say that all those who do mischiefin the name of Allah will be punished. Qur’an Chapter 5, verses 33-34 says: ‘Thepunishment of those who run around and spread mischief about Allah and His Messenger is this: execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter.” The Quaran does not condone these acts of killing and maiming in the name of Allah. In factno religion does.


what you dont understand is that doing mischief in the above context does not really condemn killing. like in the following verses from the quaran:

Quran (2:191-193) - "And slay them wherever ye find them, and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution [of Muslims] is worse than slaughter [of non-believers]... but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is for Allah.


Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not.

from the above verse, who in his right senses will blame the boko boys for their action? it is only muslims trying to be moderate against the command of their (holy) book that thinks killing an unbeliever is bad.


Quran (3:56) - "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help."

Do note that that is Mohammed speaking and not Allah. Now an obligation for every muslim is to pattern its ways in manner to that of the prophet. Now the prophet says he will punish and bring agony to the unbelivers, why
wouldnt other muslims follow suit?


Quran (4:76) - "Those who believe fight in the cause of Allah…"


Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"
I beg you sir, can you explain how those verses didn't call muslims to be aggressive attackers against unbelievers? Amidst all of these, what surprises me the most is that they still say we are the religion of peace?


I can go on-and-on, siting numerous of such verses.

mehn u av concluded on wot to believ b4 u strt reading and quotin d Quran, u read Q2v191,y dnt u read frm Q2v190 and undastnd d remaining verses? U did nt attend arabic sku so u cnt undastand fully d Quran, dre is wot is called tafsir,it iz givin more explanation abt sum verses,it has difrnt forms i.e tafsir,dre is tafsir of d prophet and tafsir of verse by anoda verse,i.e anoda verse wud explain anoda verse...

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rafhell: YOU ARE A BLIND IDIOOOT THAT WILL NEVER SEE REALITY AND ACCEPT WHAT IS TRUE AND REAL.
KEEP LIVING IN DENIAL. INSTEAD OF YOU TO FACE WHAT IS WRONG AND TACKLE IT YOU ARE HERE DRAWING UP THEORY.
YOU KNOW WHAT Bleep YOU

wow nw u say blind...wel am just educating u dt av a blind brain k,and am nt a compatrot of boko 4 ur info,d Quran dose nt evn support ammnesty to crimminalz...i knw ur blind brain wont b productive enough to reason.

rafhell: ammnesty will not work in this case. these guys are muslims. it wont work. they have been brainwashed

[color=#006600][/color]owk guy i wil luv u to gv me d definition of a muslim....pls.