₦airaland Forum

winniz:
Yorubas are the biggest criminal outside Nigeria, don't forget six criminals to be extradited to the US from South Africa are all Yorubas, do you know till date both Yoruba man and woman holds the number of ingested drug traffickers from Nigeria.

why he dey pain you self, na because your language is not included. Sorry I feel your pain

kutchs:
Those are international languages so their inclusion is understandable but Yoruba? Why else would Yoruba be included if not to help the Mets understand what the criminals discuss when they gather. That's the simple truth and you know it.

you lied, go and make your research again and see, yoruba outside the country are not criminals thay make us proud. Okay?

samilo88:
Moral of the story please?

which story?

drss:
Nigeria is a Zoo.

your house is a zoo

scofieldsimba:
I sure say this na yoruba party.
Those guys no de joke with meat o, infact twenty people fit finish one full cow.


My yoruba brodas, I de lie?

you talk true, but you still lie how 20 person go finish one cow?

Yoruba, geology political science,? I disagree

NSNA:
Goodluck was the definition of democracy

check you dictionary again

DennisEche:
guy na so english hard you......its surpose to be has and not have......

mr lecturer it is not surpose. It is suppose

DennisEche:
guy na so english hard you......its surpose to be has and not have......

mr lecturer that is not how to write surpose, it is suppose

Ma wa o, he stopped counting his children he have over 150 grandchildren?

nigerian main problem is
POVERTY. That just it

Hello nairalanders


I have though about this several time that nairaland should have dislike botton especially when I came across silly, tribalistic and religious comment. The funny part is that you will still see people liking the comment something that is not worth saying. I just think is better if there is dislike botton.

sauceny:
Only those that drinks human blood that stays rejuvenated every now and then

May be you should start drinking too

ledaman:
hmmmm ! misconception of analysis, who created Jesus peace be upon him? who created prophet Mohammed p.b.u.h? and others the only person that can guarantee you Paradise His Almighty God. prophets can only pray to the Almighty for His own discretion!

it consign us? You should have paste it on Emmanuel Adebayo Fb page

buygala:
smh





Alhaji Adebayor also wants 72 virgins in the afterlife


*walks out of thread before I say something I am gonna regret

I think you are going to regret it

TotoBrusher:
Future almajiri and terrorist. He peobably needs a 9 year old bride now

you people have problem o infact a very big one. May be you should get him your sister.

allanphash7:
How old are you?

ask google

Couples don’t always have to address each other on first name basis or stick to calling each other one pet name.
There are many other sweet names to call your significant other so you really don’t have to run out of ideas.
 
Holly Riordan of Binoni lists a few awesome names you can call your significant other:

1.Baby:You either love this nickname or hate it. Of course, you’re not restricted to using the word by itself. You can always add on to it if you feel the need. There are tons of pet names for your significant other that begin with ‘baby.’There’s‘baby doll,’‘baby face,’and even‘baby boy.’Stick to whatever sounds best to you.

2.Darling:This is a cute and simple way to address your partner. It’s similar to the name‘dear,’because it suggests that you really care about the other person. It’s perfect for both a serious relationship and one that’s just starting, because it’s something that you could also call your close friends.

3.Honey:Honey is sweet, which is why you should use this when talking to your super sweet partner. You could also call them‘honey bun’when you want a different sounding nickname. Either way, they’ll love hearing your voice say it.

4.Pumpkin:There are dozens of nicknames that involve food, so this is not your only option. You could also use the name‘pudding,’‘muffin,’or even‘cookie.’The list goes on and on. Just open up your fridge to think of some new ideas.

5.Sweetie:This nickname is self-explanatory. Use it on your partner if you believe that they’re the embodiment of sweetness. They’re sure to return the favor by calling you a name that’s just as flattering.

6.Boo:This one has become pretty popular. If you want something simple and sexy, this is your best choice. It sounds casual, but it also suggests that you’re together for the long haul.

7.Angel:If you think that your partner is perfect in every way, then this nickname should fit them perfectly. They can do no wrong, so to you, they’re like a little angel.

8.Handsome: Everybody loves to be reminded of how attractive they are. If you don’t like the word‘handsome,’then you can say ‘gorgeous’ or ‘sexy.’ No matter what, it’ll show your partner that you’re still swooning over their looks.

9.Cutie Pie:Sometimes, it’s hard to handle the adorableness of your partner. During those times, you can break out this nickname. You might not want to use it in front of his (or her) friends and embarrass them, but you can use it all you want in private.

10.Love:If your partner is the love of your life, then you might as well address them as such. You could also get more cutesy by calling them‘lover boy,’or‘love muffin.’ Anything’s a possibility.

11.Pookie:This one is a bit corny, but sometimes that’s exactly what you need. If you want to go down that road, you could also say,‘snuggle bunny,’or‘stud muffin.’

dammywapes:
Arun oju ni. Enu yen fe nito to.

so, Must you talk am?

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olasmith10:
congrats... buh dat baby's mouth dou...kind of wide(too wide for a baby) curved and d upper lips seems flattened and slightly elevated..luks gud anyway!!!

let's say is your eyes that's kinda wide

allanphash7:
Pls my people



Is there no university in Nigeria again?




This is to tell you that these bastard politicians doesnt really care about US all they care about is just their selfish interest



Siphon money send their children abroad and secure better future for them



I have read over four dignitaries in the last few days whom their child(ren) graduated from university abroad


Mehn Nigeria sucks


Nigeria is cursed

by you?

Sijo01:
Watin she graduate with?

na who you con dey ask?

richardjemedafe1:
My graduation is coming up in 3 days.. Hope when i post it on nairaland the wil take it to front page

only if you graduate with first class

RichDad1:
Ok?
Daughter of the richest black man in the world graduating from a mere Uk uni? I was expecting her to study in the Mars, Jupiter or Pluto with aliens.

you don't even bother to read, you just come to comment, she is sani dangote daughter not aliyu dangote

oloriooko:
Trash!

you are stupid

A 10-year-old girl has been delivered of a healthy baby in Brazil hours after she complained of stomach ache at school.
The girl, who was rushed to the hospital by teachers, turned out to be in her late stages of labour – she was seven months pregnant.
She was said to have given birth normally, and both mother and newborn are doing fine.
According to Irish Mirror, the girl told the police that her 40-year-old ex-stepfather abused her.
The girl’s mother said she had no idea her daughter was pregnant, but said she noticed that the little one started to struggle at school and became more introverted from October last year.
“The mother alleges that she, along with other family members, hadn’t noticed, taking into consideration the child’s small frame,” Police in Belo Horizonte, south-east Brazil said.
The girl said the ex-stepfather had threatened to kill her mother and brother if she attempted to make the abuse public.
The man has been charged with rape of a child and illegal possession of firearms

An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, if you reach Benin tell me o!"

The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My children, una hear wetin I tell am?" Everybody responded: ''Yes, mama!"

On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request. After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about 4hours behind, the old woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin?"

"Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama, Benin is like 4 hours behind us".

"Ah!", the woman shouted and started crying, "take me back to Benin, abeg I no wan wahala o!"

Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin. On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out 2 tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water.

She then smiled and said, "Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of Panadol. I don take am. Oya make we dey go Lagos..."

If you dey inside the bus, wetin you go do or talk?!?

Alhamdulilahi. May Almighty, ALLAH protect us to witness more of this on earth

Rest in peace, May Almghty God protect his family