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Taylor86:
yoruba land and uglies


hmmm


especially ogun osun and lagos


RIP bro

you are damn stupid, tribalistic idiot

1._______ I DON’T HAVE A BRAIN.
2._______ I DON’T HAVE SENSE
3._______ I AM STUPID
4._______ I AM NOT HUMAN BEING

GodMode:
What road are u on in your profile pic

Its screams under-development...

You should open a thread (using a new moniker) on the road situation in your area instead of saying sh:it here...

keep barking

WombRaiders:
Yorubas are shooked!

I dedicate this albulm by MOB Deep to all Oduastan future slaves

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/01/Shookonescover.jpg/220px-Shookonescover.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U

get well soon

WombRaiders:
Yorubas are shooked!

I dedicate this albulm by MOB Deep to all Oduastan future slaves

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/01/Shookonescover.jpg/220px-Shookonescover.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U

get well soon

A woman gives her housegirl the following list of items to buy in
the market...
Rice 200
Meat 500
Beans 300
Total 1000.
An hour passed and the house girl is yet to return. Angry and
worried at the same time, the woman went searching for her. She
saw her housemaid sitting at the corner of a makeshift shop in the
market and the following conversation ensued...
WOMAN: Why haven't you returned home?!
HOUSEMAID: Ma, I've bought everything you asked me to buy
except one item. I have gone through all stalls in the market but
they said they it's not available.
WOMAN: And what's item is that?
HOUSEMAID: Total ma

Talking to your crush can be very
scary and very intimidating. This article
will teach you 10 best steps and you’ll
soon be talking with your crush easily!
1. Always have confidence,even if you
are shy. Be proud of who you are!
2. Always feel cute!Having excellent
hygiene will help you achieve that
feeling. Brush your teeth, take a
shower every day, etc.
3. Be yourself when speaking with
your crush.Your crush will not like you
if you pretend to be someone you’re
not. Don’t be ashamed of who you are
– don’t try to hide yourself!
4. If you are passing in the hallways,
just try to get the courage to greet
them and smile cheerfully. There is
nothing more powerful than a
genuine, acknowledging smile. Eye
contact is also very important in this
step.
If you have a crush on a girl,
compliment her outfit or compliment
her on things she does in class as well,
or something you know she did like an
event or win an award.
This is also applicable to guys. Things
like this will boost their ego and make
them feel great about themselves.
5. Talk about interesting things.. If you
expand your knowledge to a variety
of topics, you’ll have lots to talk about
with your crush!
If you don’t know any interesting
topic, you can read some blogs or
check the news. Read magazines,
books, watch TV, have adventures,
listen to different music, and watch
different movies.
6. Don’t ever lie to your crush.Be
truthful. Do not lie. If you lie to the
person you like, they will find out
eventually and never respect you for
it.
7. Don’t ever give your crush mean
looks or anything to draw attention
unless he/she knows you’re joking
with them. When you do tease or joke
with them, make sure it’s obvious and
that you don’t really mean it. Too much
teasing may lead to hurt feelings and a
sour relationship oh! so, keep your
teasing to a minimum..tease them only
about things you know that they won’t
mind.
8. Stay away from bad habits.If you
have any bad habits while talking to
your crush, you’ll be at a downside. Try
to be yourself, but avoid cursing
excessively. Keep your conversations
innocent, clean, but entertaining in a
positive way.
9. When you are ready to talk to your
crush, try to dress in a way that will
boost your confidence and make you
feel comfortable. It will make things a
whole lot easier on you.
TIP: Try wearing an outfit that your
crush once complimented
10. Now that you’ve talked to your
crush for sometime, finally come out
with saying you like him/her, but don’t
say the exact line! Your line should be
something like a hint, but big and clear
enough that your crush will get the
point and understand. Come up with
something original:
Please don’t use “um” and “ah” too
much. It will make your crush think
that you’re too shy!
When confessing your crush on them,
let them know about it with
confidence. Everyone likes someone
with confidence – the more
confidence, the better.
And.. Don’t be too confident!
Don’t sound like you have practiced
the line. One to three “um” or “ah” will
make it sound more natural – stick
them in appropriate places!
Have eye contact when you’re telling
your crush you like him/her. It will
make you appear more confident and
it makes you look bold!
Finally, If your crush likes you back,
then ask him/her out! However, if your
crush doesn’t feel the same about you,
it’s Okay. There are plenty of people
out there!
The right person is out there, waiting
for you to come around the corner.
Move on!
WARNING!
-Do not leave it too long! If you do,
some other guy might get her before
you do, that is an awful feeling.
-Having your friends talk to him/her
for you can be awkward for the guy/
lady; it is best to just talk with him/her
yourself.
-Do not be rude if your crush doesn’t
like you back. It isn’t fair to them that
you are giving them mean looks and
are rude to them just because they are
not interested in you.

Make them wait now, this is just the beginning

I just came across this and decided to share it here.

Every time I see a young woman flashing her engagement ring, I want to grab her by the hand, sit her down, and counsel her.
It’s not that I’m against women getting married while in their 20s; I just know that marriage is so much better when you wait until your 30s. I’ve been there, done that, and conquered adversity.
I’m 34 years old and on my second marriage.
My divorcee demographics:
*.Met my future ex-husband: Age 25
*.Bling, bling, got the ring: Age 26
*.Got hitched: Age 27
*.Got ditched: Age 28
I’m proud of the fact that I got divorced in my 20s. It means I had the courage to leave my home, pick up the pieces, and start my life over when all my friends were getting married and having babies.
I could’ve stayed in an unhappy situation — spending every night sleeping next to someone who no longer wanted to be married to me — knowing I would never have the future of my dreams.
Instead, I chose to chase those dreams. And now, I’m living them.
I’m grateful for my “failed” marriage.
I prefer to refer to it as a learning experience because it led me to where I’m supposed to be: happily remarried, and mommy to a beautiful daughter and two fur-children.
I made my divorce a positive experience by uniting with other twenty-something divorcées to show them that they’re not lone wolves — we have a pack. I formed a private online support group, hosted local meet-ups, conducted interviews, and published a book: Trash the Dress: Stories of Celebrating Divorce in your 20s.
When my marriage ended, I made a list of qualities I wanted in a new mate, and luckily enough I found someone who meets all the requirements on my checklist. We got married when I was 32 years old, and I can say with confidence that this wedding dress will be preserved.
Marriage in your 30s is way better than in your 20s. Now that I have my happily ever after, I can’t imagine going through life with my ex-husband. Marriage works when you’ve found the right person.
But there are also advantages to waiting until you’re a little older to tie the knot:
1. By your 30s, you most likely have sewed your oats.
You’ve dated around, know what’s out there, and got all the bad boy lovin’ out of your system.
2. You’ve had enough time to recover from your first major heartbreak.
During my research, I found that many women got married because they thought they’d never find anyone else to compare to their first love, so they settled.
3. Your 20s are about self-indulgence.
You’re creating yourself. By your 30s, you know who you are and what you can offer a partner. You’re not going to outgrow each other.
4. With age comes maturity and better communication skills.
Instead of fighting over little things or pushing issues under the rug, you know how to address them.
5. You know what you want.
You’re not going to waste time dating someone in your 30s when you know it’s not going anywhere, so the partner you marry will be someone with whom you can have a successful future.
6. You’ve established self-confidence.
By bringing out the best in yourself, you’re enhancing your marriage.
7. By your 30s, you’ve hopefully learned how to manage money.
Finances are a huge source of conflict for couples and a reason many young couples divorce. Who wants to spend all their nights fighting about cash flow?
8. You’re more secure in your career in your 30s.
This provides you the time and energy to focus on a marriage.
9. You’ve had time to live alone.
Either with a roommate or love interest, and you’ve become a responsible adult. You’re not learning this while adjusting to marriage.
10. You’ve found your voice.
In your 20s, you’re facing pressure from friends, family, and society to follow the norm. In your 30s, you have the courage to stand up for yourself. And that will lead you to where you should be and who’s supposed to accompany you on this life adventure.

Good, can someone tell us rules for the men?

If you ask her now why she bleach, she go talk say na because Naija men prefer fair ladies. Guys is it true that you prefer fair ladies?

StOla:
How can it be on merit when there's no Biafran there?

why should a biafran be there?

In an article titled ‘Things that tell your Nigerian man is a big con’ a Kenya writer who goes by the name City Girl, dragged Nigerian men by their balls. Choi. Below is what she wrote, first published on Nairobinews
What is it with Kenyan women and Nigerian men? What is it with those short, stocky bearded West African mohines that make Kenyan women move planets for them?
We have heard enough stories about how Kenyan women borrowed loans for their Nigerian boyfriends to pay for ‘containers with goods worth millions’ stuck at the port only for the Nigerian man to disappear.
I know Kenyan women whose careers and lives have come to a standstill after a Nigerian man swept them clean, and I mean clean; car, house, land, money… everything.
So today, ladies, I chose to address this topic, once and for all. After this, I don’t expect any of you to be conned by a so-called ‘romantic’ Nigerian man. I will only say this once.
Stay away from Nigerian men! All Nigerian men are conmen. Repeat after me; “All Nigerian men are conmen”. There are no exceptions here. When you see a Nigerian man, run the other way. Don’t stop to invoke the name of Jesus or pray. Just take cover.
While you are at it, here are a few pointers you need to look out for in a Nigerian man. If he exhibits any of these traits, then you are dealing with a riffraff.
1. He is too romantic:You have never met a man like him. He treats you like a glass statue and worships the ground you walk on. He is not like the unromantic Kenyan men who don’t text you back or return your calls. He calls you ‘baby’ all the time except when he calls you ‘my queen’.
You have never been immersed in so much love and affection. You are literally intoxicated in his love. He will even paint your toenails and shampoo your hair. Red flag.
He is fattening you up for slaughter. He is warming your heart. Softening you up by leading you to believe that you have found the one. It is not humanly possible for a man to be 100 per cent romantic, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. That romantic Nigerian man is up to something.
2. He throws money at you:No man in his right mind will throw money at a woman.Kwani wewe ni nani?But this Nigerian is the most generous man you have ever met in your life. He even gives you money before you ask for it because ‘you are special and you deserve it’.
He debunks every myth you have ever heard about Nigerian men swindling women off their money. You relax and put your guard down. You think that the Lord has finally smiled upon you and given you a wonderful man who is not only loving, but also rich. All those prayers you prayed for a husband have finally been answered. Shock on you.
He is making an investment and he knows what he is doing. He will shower you with gifts and money amounting to Sh1 million, knowing very well that he will con you Sh3 million and make a profit Sh2 million. Tax free.
One day, when you least expect, he will strike. He will be in dire need of some Sh2 million for a deal and because he has created an illusion of wealth, you will readily give in. You will run to the sacco and borrow some Sh2 million. That will be the beginning of your downfall.
3. He moves in with you:So he gives you a cock and bull story about how he is putting up with a friend in Kileleshwa but has been unsuccessfully looking for a house. You pity him and allow him to put up with you in your house for a short while before he finds a bigger house for the two of you.
Every week, he has a new excuse. “Oh, I found one but it is too big.” “Oh, I found another one in Lavington but I don’t like it.”
A week turns into a month and before you know it, you are co-habiting with a Nigerian man who can barely speak English. But because he treats you so nice (and sometimes even washes the dishes), you are blind to his antics. Be very worried.
4. He drives your car:My friends told me this, and I couldn’t believe it. How does a woman give her man her car to go drinking out with the ‘boys’ as she takes a matatu to work?
Only a woman with a Nigerian boyfriend can do that. So he uses cabs all the time and you think it is just unfair for him to spend so much money on cabs, yet you have a car. You lend him yours and before you know it, he is dropping you to work in your car, goes out drinking with his friends in your car and suddenly that car is no longer yours. Be warned.
A real man does not drive woman’s car and a smart woman does not allow a man to use her car to run his errands. If he doesn’t have a car, let him use a cab or buy one.
5. He has mysterious ‘trips’:He purports to be a businessman but you are not exactly sure what he does for a living. He travels often to Dubai, China, Thailand and Singapore for ‘business trips’.
You don’t care what he does for a living mainly because of all the goodies he brings you. Lingerie. Expensive shoes. Perfumes. Dresses. Bags.
He says he does business but has never really taken you to his office, nor have you met any of his business partners. Be especially wary of those Nigerians who purport to sell gold or cars.
He hasn’t given you a business card, but you are still okay with it because he seems flashy and talks big. Silly girl.
One day you are going about your business and the next day you are a suspect for a car-theft syndicate and police will insist that you are harbouring a criminal on Interpol’s watch list. And you thought he loved you for your great personality!
6. You run errands for him:He takes you on a ‘holiday’ to China and throws money at your feet. He allows you to buy whatever you like because ‘you are special and you deserve it’.
On your way back, he tells you to carry a package for him to deliver to his friend because he has no space in his bag. You readily agree. I mean, after all the bags he has bought you, you must have some space. Foolish girl.
That man is using you as a conduit for drugs and you only realise it when you are frantically calling your aging relatives from the airport cells. The Nigerian man is long gone.
You have been warned. Stay away from Nigerian men.
Source: LindaIkeji

TeamSimple:
Pls explain better,coz I don't understand the meaning of the phrase 'fully catered for' like they go for free?

check your dictionary

korel9:
Ok.






But I thought he promised us a $1 - #1 exchange rate?

may be in your dream

isbish:
O God! Give Nigerians the wisdom and knowledge to know this great servant you have bestowed on them especially those who are constantly misinformed and those who for trivial reasons other than merit and objectivity chose to hate PMB cos he is what who chose him to be. We love u PMB and God is with you.

I just read this same comment on my FB page

tupacshakur:
You must be flatheaded!

don't mind them I don't know what he's leading to tribal war. The writer said some igbo guys had it been he said igbo,s I would say is tribalistic

dorleey:
@GleesModel, isn't it a shame to generalize all who pirate movies as ibo men? Coming from an ibo man like u is even a bigger shame!

the truth is always bitter

1) Someone who steals a bible from the
church to read at home.
2) Someone who steals money at home and gives as offering in Church.
3) Someone who steals offerings in Church to give to de poor and in
orphanages?

According to the police spokesman, the driver midway into the journey feigned that his cab had run out of fuel and stopped at a lonely place on the Aba-Port Harcourt Expressway, where he raped the suspect.....the driver raped the suspect

AZeD1:
Too many other things.......

I don't need to care about other things

Why is this here? This is an old story since last year I wonder how this is now on nairaland front page

Afrok:
I guess dt settles it, gbogbo ile nko?

it doesn't

These are beautiful, if I am a student in this kind of institution, what will be my excuse to not graduate with first class

Afrok:
sorry! I won't give u what u ar looking for... ATTENTION...

sorry for yourself

bolajioginni:
then you and your niece are in the same community and went to the same school.. don't you know that The process by which malaria
affects the brain is complicated,
and the amount of time also varies.
First of all, only one species of
malaria parasite is associated with
the brain – this is Plasmodium
falciparum, the most deadly form of
malaria. It is dangerous because
when it infects red blood cells, it
makes them “sticky,” so that they
become lodged in the small blood
vessels in the body’s organs. This
process is called sequestration, and
results in reduced blood flow to the
organs, which can result in further
complications.
When infected red blood cells
sequester in the brain, the result is
so-called “cerebral malaria,” which
can lead to impaired consciousness,
coma and even death. P.
falciparum reproduces rapidly, so if
not treated promptly, cerebral
manifestations of the infection
could appear within a matter of a
few days of the initial onset of
malaria symptoms. The good news
is that treatment is very safe and
effective, especially when started
early, so when malaria is suspected
as the possible cause of an illness,
a blood test should be performed
immediately to test for malaria, and
also to determine if the species is
P. falciparum . bad environment affect you

Mr teacher, teach my foot!

bolajioginni:
I don't blame
you madam... I blame your environment coz you are staying in a very local place... your landlord association no get money take do the road and gutter so the mosquito that bites you as affected your brain

of course you can't blame me, but you need to blame yourself for being stupid, my 3 years old niece know that mosquito they cause malaria, I should blame your teacher for teaching you that mosquito they affect brain

bolajioginni:
see as them be like person way get HIV

na so person wey get hiv dey look? Get well soon

lawanson44:
If those Hippopotamuses come out of that swimming pool, the owners should pour in 50 buckets of Dettol into the pool in order to kill Candida viruses that escaped from....

read your comment and blame yourself, olodo, didinrin

lawanson44:
[size=18pt]Are you already ashamed of your women that you actually had to ask the questions first before the bashers?[/size]

that's how stupid he is

sonofananimal1:
THEM get one new gene were oyibo people discover. The name na fatolisic and na for only yoruba women you fit find that gene.

mumu

sonofananimal1:
THEM get one new gene were oyibo people discover. The name na fatolisic and na for only yoruba women you fit find that gene.

mumu