₦airaland Forum

samorobo:
Pls can someone post some quality pictures of ibadan I want to enjoy it beauty .....I am tired of seeing nairobi all day.....it is becoming boring

I'll do my best.

samorobo:
Lol you have been around for quite some time...I being sing you amongst those viewing this topic

Oh!!!
when I'm done I don't remove the page (opera mini)
I thought it would count as me logging out!
so my name was still showing there?
lesson learned.

justtoodark:
gutters have alot of plancton and stuff in it that fish like to eat....

if we africans would just keep them clean,then they could have fish in them too....

so you want to start fishing in gutters?
ok
carry on.

I'm back,what did I miss? anything worthwhile?

XhosaNostra:
IDK if it's network or what, but the reception has been really bad the past couple of days. I'm also using MTN, btw. Go figure! Yes, MTN is popular here too.

GODDAMN IT MTN!!!!

It went off again
Honestly just spending a message with MTN is torture

Did someone tear down their poles or something?
Trying get some sleep.My dog is acting up again
Good night...
if its 12:00 am down there.

XhosaNostra:
The same could be said about Nigeria. A Nigerian has no business talking about South Africa's "huge share of poverty", when Nigeria has more people living below the poverty line than the entire population of South Africa. Who has a much bigger poverty problem between the two countries? Swerve!

We have every right because
We have 200 m people on a land mass the size of 2 Colorados.Bad stuff is bound to happen.
We are half S.A.s age.
we had a civil war in our first ten years of freedom and entered democracy a mere 20 yrs ago.
We weren't tactically colonized 70 yrs into our 'freedom'.Our bosses basically left us empty handed.
We have a smaller coastline
Every Nigerian knows the poverty stuff is grossly exaggerated.In reality most of the 'poor' people are just lower middle class.
We have a terrorist group currently deadlier than alqueada.
We are in reccesion.This is the number one reason.
S.A. on the other hand had a pretty good start.You guys had a decent severance fee when you bosses left.So why all the poor folk?

XhosaNostra:
Ugh, NL is messing up bad. It just wiped out my entire post. I'm not going to retype what I wrote, so just Google "Nguni languages" & stop trying to lecture me about my country.

NL does that from time to time.Though I can't blame it.Most of the time it's a network fluctuation.In my area MTN is notorious for this.Sometimes it goes off by itself leaving me to stare at my screen like some idiot.Sometimes i wish I could set my SIM on fire
but unfortunately, it's too important.
Is MTN this bad in SA?
is it even popular?

XhosaNostra:
See an illiterate from the capital of poverty squeaking.

Oh please like S.A. doesn't have its huge share of poverty.Even after 100 yrs. I'll pull out those city slums in cape town when the need arises.

PetroDollax:
Wise up man. Your poverty is self-inflicted. It wasn’t caused by Ghana or Ghanaians Does poverty make you stvpid as well the poverty capital of the world. That is something to celebrate,huh? Fuckeduppedness

Why are you so stupid?
is it even natural to be this stupid? or is this the norm in Ghana?
I'll ask you a question..
you'll reply with 'fuckupedness' or 'poverty'
can't you read?
Honestly I'd rather live on 0.1 dollars a day than live in luxury and have an obsolete brain like yours.
Next thing you'll say is 'poverty'...
samrobo might be right.
That 5 cedi LovePeddler might have been carrying something

PetroDollax:
Fuckeduppedness see painment. I don’t blame you I blame the animal that opened its legs to give birth to a goat like you

Shitnigeria jajagaja Sgphitnigeria jagagaga

How is it our fault that Nigeria is an expired contraption? Zoogeria wise up man. Your MUMU don do

u

Would you stop abusing our pidgin? it's embarrassing hearing that poor man language coming from a derelict brain like yours.Give us just one fact on why Ghana is better than Nigeria
Just one.Work that 1gb memory card you call a brain for once.Judging from the crap it's been spewing its most likely corrupted.

I give you 1 week.

TayserMahri:
Abbeggi!!!! Why are you so foolish? Who is watching your movies? I completed a full dissert trying to explain to you that the people who watch your movies are house helps and you're still stuck to your guns. We dont watch your movies! And we wont watch them! I'd rather watch porn. When will you guys modernize and stop looking so iron age? NETFLIX my backside, tell me the name I'll check it right away. You need to modernize.

Weeeellllll......
According to Google, you guys seem to like our movies.And I also learnt Kenya's movie industry is in a sorry state.Just because you don't like them dont speak for the remaining 60 million or so Kenyans.It's like I say I hate wizkid,does it mean the rest of Nigeria does too? Before you spew your 'facts' remember there's Google.And the NETFLIX movie is called 'lionheart' if you're interested
From what I read online the thing you guys hated most was the length of the movies and all the shouting.Seems Kenyans aren't as loud as Nigerians so it's understandable.Nothing about 'juju' probably cos the so called 'juju' movies are few.But you couldn't know since your mind is already set on your self made stereotype.And stop telling us to modernize.When Kenyans upgrade from their ENIAC software then I'll start taking you seriously

XhosaNostra:
Lol, that's not flirting.

I meant your previous comments.Not the one I quoted

XhosaNostra:
I meant your physique will appeal to people who're into that sort of thing.

Youre flirting around with everybody now?
When is my turn?

PetroDollax:
Big mistake mudder fugger you called out PetroDolla? Don’t start what you can’t finish,huh? Shitnigerians glorify suffering!

Okay.Do your worst.I'll give you a week to come up with something that actually sounds reasonable .I'm waiting

chrisagyei:
I believe you guys have serious issues cos the way you guys keep contradicting yourselves is legendary!and even confusing to you guys.I was just rebutting one jaycunt or whatever who says we only sing in Twi whilst Nigeria sings in English so the world understand them better and South Africa is the only one who beats their music and are better in terms of your American worshiped awards the Grammys or Grannies or whatever and you are now saying we only sing in English pidgin and SA music is trash and only heard in SA whilst yours tops all in Africa even sang by the Egyptian president and Moroccan kingdom whilst it been more popular in north Africa than even their music.That's what been number one in Africa means unless you want to backtrack you hopeless entity of a world poverty Capital country.Come back for more.And you always claim that you own pidgin buh now you're saying Ghanaians sing in only pidgin and more pidgin than even your artists.Do you sing in Yoruba,igbo or Hausa now cos don't say English because everyone knows you have more illiterates and extremely poor people than even India and China combined of about 3 billion people compared to your 200 million poverty capital

See person calling me illiterate, can't you read?
I'll leave it all to you because it seems your eyes are faulty.Read what I wrote again and correct yourself.Tell me when I said Ghanaians only sign in pidgin.
And yes, we sometimes sign in our native languages.

adamskutty:
omg! And the dead are coming back to life... Look at this my slave of yersteryears

I remember that year that i mauled u from left to right, back to front. i sent u into ritirement well it's good to know u are back now.. welcome on board!

Ah, so the petroldollax I vanquished some time ago was his hardcore alter ego?
This blochina/block head is a joker!

TayserMahri:
Dude, I said all your movies are B-rated. I dont know any of them by name, never even watched one, all I know is they are all poor quality low budget juju-centric movies. You cant even compare Kenyan software with Naija software. We are way above. Compare even our president with yours. Ours is an Ivy League graduate while yours is an illiterate elementary school drop out who cant even read his name. And you elected him again because of your MS-DOS mental software (btw you should bow in shame). We use your movies to measure literacy levels. Your movies are associated with the least learned in Kenya. The less learned the more attracted to your movies. You should make hay while the sun shines because in the next 5 years we will be having close to 99 % literacy, which translates to next to zero fans for your movies.

We make world class movies the only difference is that we dont make them so quickfire like you. I understand it takes you two days to shoot a movie, which you do with your phones. We are not going to allow ourselves to be dragged to this level! Thats why we produce the likes of Lupita Nyong'o who is richer than all Nigerian actors combined!

See how stupid you sound right now? 'all our movies are juju centric'
This alone shows everything.And stop lying through your teeth so much.You'll soon break a tooth! You think I'm stupid enough to believe only 5% of you guys watch our movies? That is a BIG FAT LIE.
Even a blind baby knows much of Africa watches our movies and plays our music,including Kenya.So stop acting like only kiberans watch our trashy b movies.And not all our movies are B movies dumbass.So the one NETFLIX bought is also a 'juju centric' B movie no? Even the B movies not all are set in the past.
If you like watch our movies,or don't watch them,I don't care.All I know is the rest of your country eats our stupid B movies.
And it will be like that for quite some time

Just30:

are you sure
because theres plenty of that around MMA

Youve come with your MMA again.MMA this MMA that,won't we hear something else?is Lagos one big airport?

forgiveness:
I just asked you a question but you have started foaming.

So, only one Ghanaian has ever been nominated for Grammy award since the existence of Ghana?

Check now it's because he spoke our pidgin

jaycent:
What's this one saying. How many Grammy award have you won. Let's start from there

Tell that chrisagyei to sharrap his mouth!!
isn't it Ghanaian artists that speak pidgin Like they are Nigerian? they even come to Nigeria to collabo with our artists to help boost sales.Which 'twi' is he claiming here? don't we have Google? They speak pidgin like there's no tomorrow!
And chrisagyei the way you lie through your teeth I'm surprised you haven't broken a tooth!
Even a baby knows Ghanaians dance to our music probably more than their own music!
S.A. music? where?
Those songs don't make it past Namibia save a few! And there's nothing wrong with English.Even at that some of our artistes still speak their language if it suits the song more.Only wizkid as ludicrous as his songs are will wipe out every Ghanaian singer like a nuclear bomb!
Stop lying,everyone knows Nigeria is head,shoulders and toes above Africa in terms of music!

samorobo:
We are also building africa's tallest building in abuja 76 floor( buhari's tower) taller than their 70 floor including the rest of their shit that is not funded by them

Even Nigeria elevation tower at EAC.

justtoodark:
we will blow their smelly yanshes open....

talkin nonesense about tanzanians....

They will just be building towers upon towers
I suspect when they're out of space they'll build towers on top of kibera
But when we built Abuja they were shouting white elephant! and 'waste of money'
What of all the towers?
I heard they're building Africa's tallest building.Good.
Maybe all the kiberans can move into it

NairobiWalker:
How can someone live with no dime? Are you this full of hate or it's just your usual stupidity?

Okay
change dime to penny
happy?

NairobiWalker:
What is that remote place in Kenya?

Here is a road in Dar es Salaam, your economic capital.

One word
KIBERA
Out of 3million people in Nairobi a whopping 2.5 million live in slums!!
I wonder why you guys always insult other capitals slums when you have the cream of the crop!

TayserMahri:
Abbeggi, am not racist. Why are you talking as if you have A movies in nigeria? All your movies, including the best are still B Movies. Am talking about movies that will get a guy with a Phd thinking. You have none of that. Your movie stories are made by and for the low IQ dullards, sorry to say! You're just lucky Africa is a place of generally mentally tortoise humans who will find your movies fanciful. In an advanced society all your movies would be classified as child stories. You dont even realize how pitiful we feel about our continent when we hear that your movie industry is the best in Africa. Almost like being told Buhari is the healthiest man in Africa. We really cant wait for you people to either stop making those thoroughly embarrassing movies or upgrade your mental software to 21st century IQ. Start making movies for smart folks.

Please!

Please name one a movie that's a b movie.I'm waiting.Google is allowed.And see person telling me to upgrade my software
Isn't it you that said all our tradition is based on juju? If our software is Windows xp then yours is Windows 98
If our b movies are bugging you why not make yours? do you need a permit? you keep saying our music and movies are trash, then make yours so we can have a little competition.The way you talk as if you Kenyans don't enjoy our trashy b movies
I read an article about a not so popular b actor who visited Nairobi and was surprised when Kenyans were hailing him and saying his igbo catch phrase even as they didn't understand it
Now you're coming to act like Kenyans are tired of our trash movies!
Speak for yourself please,when you start making movies to rival even our b movies,
then you can raise a finger on our movie industry.

kobosmart:
lol

Do you think you're funny? or your insults are memorable? it's like you don't know how dry you are .Yes
You are dry!
you are boring
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!!!!
Ah! coming to suffocate is with your dry jokes.
We wont hear word again because of your dry stupid jokes.

XhosaNostra:
You must be easily baffled then, pea brain

Seriously? this is the best you could come up with?

XhosaNostra:
So why bring the subject up to prove a moot point?

Your theory was still baffling me

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO, two tourists!

So they should gather all the tourists just for that picture? and btw Nigeria isn't a 'tourist' country.We never claimed to be one.I was just proving how stupid your theory was.

XhosaNostra:
Anything is possible in your country. A dog is beaten to death accused of being a wizard & flip flops wearing herdsmen are your boogeyman. Who is to say the "durbar riders" aren't in fact rusty swords wielding assassins?

Yes and instead of reporting them the 'witness' decided to take their picture
And turn it to a stock photo!
It seems the 'village raiders' have begun recruiting tourists too

Just30:
this one and his stupidity
have you heard of MEST AFRICA

how will my president ask for money from a poverty driven country

We should be asking you that.
That your president no dey smile at all!
Even with our alleged 90 million poor people he's still begging us!

samorobo:
Stupid jealous pig ......it will take kenya 1000light year to be able to fund a project of this magnitude independent without foreign aid......get the fvvvck away and go and tackle the likes of Tanzania ...we are not your mate period

See as their 'konza' city flopped.

They really stepped hard on the brakes of that project
If Konza could bankrupt Nairobi a whole capital then eac would send all of Kenya crashing down! That's why they focus on skyscrapers.
While Nigeria is building whole cities