₦airaland Forum

TayserMahri:
Awesome traditional song. Whats mamelani?

The problem with Nigerian tradition is that its all about juju.

Are you going to be blatantly racist now? So you imply that out of the 250 tribes in Nigeria not one has its history rooted in things other than juju? What of the Hausa,deeply influenced by Arabic culture? or the riverine tribes like ijaws and kalabaris and their huge family trees? or the Yoruba and their empires? even the fulanis with their livestock farming.Those are just the major tribes.Not even the remaining 246.Let me guess,you're using our B movies to judge our culture.

No one is forcing you guys to watch our condemned movies please! Even the US has B movies about sharks falling from the sky and fire breathing spiders but will you say that's what American culture is about?Stop eating our scrap! Those our B movies are regarded as trash even in Nigeria yet some ignorant Kenyan will use it to judge us.If I say all Kenyans are hungry because I saw some pictures you will start attacking me.I don't even know which is dumber,what you said now or xhosanostra saying durbar riders were village raiding murderers!
If you don't know about my country then just keep your assumptions to yourself.Stop saying ridiculous things like they are facts.

XhosaNostra:
Unpretentious video. Proudly South African


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6BDz4qPQWI/url]

Awwww...
Too bad no one watches those..
Or cares to begin with

XhosaNostra:
Why don't you post your own & let's compare.

Wont change the fact S.A. has the bigger slum.Fifth in the world.In cape town of all places

jaycent:
They know Mombasa can't come close to Calabar na mombanza is crapp

Just give them kano.That would be a fair fight.It's not even Kenyans that are annoying me.
Na those Ghanaians! na so one talk say Ghana dey control naija!! Na Nigeria or Niger wey dem fit smell not to talk of control?

NairobiWalker:
Which beauty are you talking about seriously?

Again with your lame jokes.Even a blind baby can tell those pictures were very comparable.Laughing doesn't change anything.
I can always laugh at a Dubai picture.Does it change anything?

jaycent:

The way they hype mombasa ehn!!!! you'll think it's in space!!!!! But show them calabar...
They'll start shouting white elephant!!!!

NairobiWalker:
You have to pull photos of the most desolate places in Kenya to embarrass it. For Nigeria, you choose the best photos of Ibadan and it's still an embarrassment.

Prove it please I'm begging you!
Show us the embarrassing best pictures.
Just admit it.You never knew Nigeria was actually beautiful before this thread.You probably thought it was just one huge slum with no skyline or tarred roads etc.All you Kenyans were actually surprised but try to hide it with some lame and vague jokes.I can still read your surprise.Stop and reason...
'did Nigerians just wake up one day and call ourselves the giant?' Surely we had a reason.The only thing you have on us is power.Let Nigeria just fix our power issue and you'll see how our cities will skyrocket up the charts.
Then this thread will be much more interesting; D

NairobiWalker:
Embarrassment

You know we can pull the kibera card anytime so think how a city with such a small population as nairobi has two of the worlds biggest slums before you call a mega city like lagos an embarrassment.

XhosaNostra:
So you thought you've eaten them all? No, there was in fact a hyena found wandering the streets in your country & it was taken to the police station of all places. Probably they believed it was a shape-shifting wizard, like the dog that was killed, accused of being a man Stop speaking out of your ass! We got far more going upstairs too by comparison. You guys are big nosed clowns

You know what a rumour is right? The only hyenas in Nigeria are in game reserves dumbass

XhosaNostra:
Sharap there, he-goat! Do you have stats for all the murders taking place in your country daily, where majority of the victims are found missing body parts? Is BH also responsible for those?
People get robbed of belongings in South Africa, not vital organs! You lot are laughable, even animals are suspects in that God forsaken cesspool.

Is the hyena out of jail yet?

Hyena? in Nigeria?
as stupid as you sound now no,there was no hyena.Like I say a tiger was arrested in S.A. does it make sense? and yes S.A. is a very dangerous country.The concert stuff was true.Several people were raped and robbed during a concert for crying out loud.And isn't it S.A. people raped virgins to cure aids
Guy,S.A. is no paradise.If you ask me the only thing you've got on Nigeria is development.
If not
Nigeria any day.
As for your famous slums....you know better.

samorobo:
They just spew stupid,baseless and lacked informed news..... when last have they heard of boko haram attack in Nigeria. ..let me refresh your memory that was two year ago......NEWSFLASH we have CONQUERED BOKO HARAM

Sometimes I wish they experience just a little bout with terrorism lets see if they cope as well as Nigeria.

samorobo:
I am sure this is blochina in disguise. ..... this is exactly how he talks

correct.I also noticed his brainless rants.

XhosaNostra:
It amazes me when they talk about slums as if they have none, when they have the worst kind, like their floating gem, Makoko.
The poorest parts in their country, could never in a million years be comparable to any part of SA. Not by a long shot. Even our villages are better than some of the filthy things they call cities & towns.

S.A. insulting Nigeria's slums?
Isn't the fifth largest one in S.A.? (tenth in lagos)
Recognose these ?

Just30:
you cant even influence west African countries

Ghana single-handedly influence everything in West Africa

But I thought you
spoke our pidgin
bought our songs
buy our movies
date our men
use our slangs
Use our websites (nairaland)
star in our entertainment industry
Patronized our banks
used our military support
eat our food
speak our languages
support us in political meetings(ecowas)
followed our politics down to elections
etc.
If that's not influence then please educate me on what it truly is
Second hand Nigeria......

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. And your "equestrians" probably just attacked a village & left a trail of dead bodies in their wake, using those rusty swords they're carrying with them.

What kind of stupidity is this? Its obviously a festival.The durbar festival to show who the best horseman is.So because bh killed some people it means anyone can kill anyone in Nigeria? isn't it S.A. that is ranked as the deadliest country on earth by some rankers? S.A. where the people dead in one year equalled the total no. killed by bh since inception?S.A. where people were getting raped and robbed during beyonce's concert? S.A. where someone pours acid down your throat all for a few rand?So you seriously think someone just took a pic of murderers still holding their bloody swords? and posted it online! Wow! this is too ridiculous to believe. Stop acting like the whole nigeria is some lawless warzone because of some terrorists in the north east.S.A. is a far deadlier country.But do you see Nigerians mocking S.A. everywhere? Later you act like Nigerians always come at you guys.You guys start it 70% of the time.Acting like bh shoots a gun in borno...
And people in Lagos hear it 1000km away!!!

PetroDollax:
Sharaaap! I want to vomit! You people are disgusting! Crap! You mudder fuggerz spewing crap whole day! Nobody gives a sh1t about nigeria

CORRECTION!!
Actually Nigeria S.A. Kenya and Egypt are the most influential countries in Africa.Ghana couldn't even smell that list.And please you're the one who's been spewing crap since you arrived.I can quote them if you like.You may keep ranting childishly about Nigeria but nothing will change the fact that Nigeria is west Africa's superpower.Disprove it if you can.Or is your skull too empty?

Just30:
since these are slums, the what is the entire Lagos?

the entire landmass around their international airport that forms 90% of Lagos is a drench of dirty people

So Lagos is just one big airport? That's what you're trying to say?
Stop embarrassing yourself please.Saying your theories like they're facts.

PetroDollax:
Look at this piece of crap! Naija pikin Nigeria jagajaga nigeria jagajaga Fuckeduppedness

Blochina you've come with your empty skull to disgrace your country.Are these the kind of people 'world class' Ghanaian schools produce?

Just30:
the US cant have 400,000 men with a landmass greater than the entire North and West Africa combine

NEWSFLASH!!!!
The Sahara alone is bigger than the usa.Where do you get your facts from??

AskiaHarem:
The size of Texas is 268,597 square miles while the size of Nigeria is 356'667 square miles.

You are a damn retard man that contaminated Kibera water has being getting to your head either that or your education system has failed you.

Dont mind him.That's how he was saying Ghanas 15000 men only can conquer Nigeria's 200000 men, planes,helicopters and tanks!

Just30:
you are dumb
big relates to land mass
large relate to population

Who even pushed you people to become so dumb

Texas= 600000sqkm Nigeria=900000sqkm
I'm the dumb one?

jaycent:
See big mumu

leave the olodo.He doesn't know Lagos owns 50% of EAC.

Just30:
continue being the giant in poverty

the US is a huge country with 400M people.

the state of Texas alone is bigger than Nigeria

TEXAS BIGGER THAN NIGERIA!!!!!!

When I see posts like this I wonder how good Ghana education really is.
Nigeria=200 million
usa=400 million
texas=30 million
According to your estimates since USA is twice Nigeria they should have 400000 men no?why do they have 1 million then?
Stop defending your crappy armed forces.According to google
Nigeria can overrun west Africa if it chooses to do so.

jaycent:
Dude, please just give up
You don't have anything to post again, only by repeating same pictures 100x.

Your mombanza is crap

Nigerians have posted
Lagos
ibadan
enugu
ph
Abuja
kano
calabar
even down to ondo
Please help me ask Kenyans if only mombasa,Nairobi and eldoret make up their country.Or are they hiding kibera and friends from us?

Just30:
that is why
your military cant try any adventurism in west africa

though you are many, you will be defeated by even Togo.
Wars are won with strategy and better trained men.

If numbers don't matter why does USA have 1 million plus men?
Nigeria is the uncontested giant in west Africa,even you know that.I'm very sure you never knew your army was that crappy before this argument,why are you pointlessly defending them? Is it by saying 'mobile and compact' that jets and tanks will fall from the sky?
Even our defense budget is ten times yours.
Mobile and compact my foot.
Even experts list Nigeria fourth, or do you know better than them?

NairobiWalker:
That is Mombasa. Show us Ibadan fool.

Comparing a huge port town/tourist resort with an ancient congested city like ibadan?
A better opponent would be calabar.

forgiveness:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! See pilot training plane. Na catapult go bring am down.

Seriously if time comes to fight we no go even use gun
Na hand we go use beat them!

forgiveness:
Ghana can never withstand Boko haram. They will be overan within days.

The way they make mouth as if they can handle even Niger delta avengers!
See their 'jet fighter' looking like paper plane!

mtisTheQubit:
The US got tech light years compared to Russia or China..but ths the truth..Us cant dare any of the two nations..simple the war will be the war of mushrooms..no winner here only the cockroaches will survive..

True.
A war would be too costly.

Forreellinc:
lol e pain am, buh its the truth you are a broke f*ck and I'm selling gsds now cause I've sold my caucasian so...go get a job mr. Broke f*ck

I see you're gainfully employed as a nairaland scammer.

Just30:
you are dumb
China has the largest military

and even with that, it is useless since they are not well trained and armed

That is exactly what I was saying.Did you even read it well?

Just30:
a war with Russia is a missile war


and Russia has the better missile tech and the better means to defend against missiles

Yes but those guys were acting like USA was far weaker than Russia.And what will happen once they run out of missiles?
Then we will see USA is truly superior.