₦airaland Forum

chrislu:
Nice neat dogs.

ajebo dog....

oluwaveeboy:
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The baddest nigga made it to the top again on iTunes World Album Chart..
Who says Nigerian music isn’t rising? Then you must be a smello!

International awards and such aside, our music is getting its fair share… loads of international attention if the iTunes music chart is anything to go by. At the moment, Nigerians are dominating the world album chart with Olamide’s StreetOT at the No.1 spot followed by MI, Asa and Wizkid who’s albums are in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th spots respectively.


Not about to be left out, Timaya’s Epiphany also snags the 10th slot on the chart thus, 5 out of the top 10 albums are proudly Nigerian.
Read more http://www.naijacruz.com/2014/11/winning-olamide-mi-asa-wizkid-rank-best.html

iTunes naija........

Technically they are right because you can use the 1.5gig during the day .....

but literally what you understood is not what they meant and that's exactly how they want you to see the message.......



mtn ain't crazy

rafhell:
i remember doing it by the staircase with a girl i danced with at a birthday party when i was in the uni.
konji na bastard

mine was in a pool restroom ........Twas so sweet

Ok

flickers72:
[quote you might think you're civilised or on top of the world,call me dude,I'm funny,not sure you call your dad dude,you are just 26 we see how it goes when you're 50,got better things to do,ok?Keep living the dream

I was under the impression that our age is not suppose to come into play on social forums like this

flickers72:
Do you know what the word nigga means?I'm old enough to be your dad,learn using positive languages,we Nigerians have morals don't copy what you see on TV or try copying the Americans thinking is civilization,it ain't civilization.

this dude is funny sha

[quote author=flickers72 post=28058464][/quote]I'm not your son niggga*

holatin:
abandon him and care for yourself, don't collect a dime from him, put him at arm length, then he will start considering u. it works for me.
y all don't wanna hear my story...... I feel unwanted

i won't mind

flickers72:
Listen Son,I have a boy same age just as you and I'm no longer with his mum,brought him to the UK 3 years ago,never had a good relationship with his mum,when he arrived he disrespected me and never respected my wife,I now treat him.like he''s not my child.Up to this very moment he won't listen to whatever we ask him to.do and ways to live his life so he won't have issues inthe future,I yell at him on a daily basis but not other kids,you know why?Because they listen and respects me,there must be things you're doing your dad doesn't like but is only you that can see that and find a way round to change it or there must be something that has happened before your mum hot pregnant,so much in life parents won't tell their kids,Listen NO DAD HATES HIS OWN BLOOD,speak to your dad and sort things out,best of luck.

just shut da fucckk up already

elwire:
i just don't know how to satisfy this man he divorced my mom when i was 4yrs am now 18 buh my dad hate me....in a family of six he shows all my brothers luv....he always want me to work for him whc i ill obey unlike my brothers....he slap me infront of his freinds insult me call me names i swear i jux dont know what to do to please him...

My step mum also hates me i once liv our house i went to my grandma my popsy followed and told her that am lying bla bla...i was sent back home...i stole his shaving stick and went for DNA test whc my friend helped me d result was positive he was my father...my mom is married in Egypt..she jux call me sometimes and told me dat u ve to bear with my father...he dont pay my fees my mom does....jux dis morning he hit me with a kettle because m playin with one of my niece telling me dat i wantu break her hand because she s not my kid....dam!!!

i jux feel like committing suicide i hate myslf am just depressed....please your advice is needed...m actually an active nairalander buh i created this account to hide my identity...!!

bro please don't commit suicide, this is part of your story in life and it's a very good thing that you're sharing it with us.....Please do things differently with your child...


Note, you're 18 already you will soon enter higher institution.....Once that's done you can make decision of your own..............



don't hate your kids

Empiree:
Quran says:

"And I (Allah) created not the jinns and humans except they should worship Me (Alone). "

Jinn have been given power to change their form and appear in front of human beings in various forms; such as an animal, a reptile, or even a human being. There are righteous ones among them. Not all of them are evil.

Do They Die:

Yes. Jinn do die. As long as they are creatures created by Allah (swt), they should die. They are creatures that marry, produce children, eat, drink, and die like all other creatures in the universe. One may read Qur'an Surah Al-Rahman (The Most Merciful) [Qur'an, 55:26-28].

You just turn this thread into islam ishhh

lulu1986:
Thank u much,.but i dont underst pigin some times

how do you know what what he wrote is called ?

bongolistik:
A new android messaging app that allows the both users participating in a chatting conversation see what each other is typing has just been launched and it is called the Beam Messenger.

For other known mobile messaging apps like BBM, Whatsapp, Wechat etc, you all know that when chatting with any of them, you don't have the opportunity to know what each chatter is typing as you only know that they are typing, by the 'typing' or 'writing' indicator that you will see when one person is typing.

But Beam Messenger has come to hold the record of the first ever real time chatting app next to verbal conversation that just launched and that shows every text charaters as the chatters type their messages.

http://highteknology..com/2014/11/beam-messenger-new-android-messaging.html

now this is weird .....not so cool

Gboliwe:
They will be stupid to do that and why will MTN allow that? When PDP that control the economy decide to match them and take over Glo, eti and airtel, they will atart whining. Same rubbish they pulled in Ekiti, bought rice and shared, when PDP showed up with their own bags of rice they started crying. Bunch of mumus.

Where's the picture let's see

mtn 100 naira is no longer there property after they have faxed it to you...you can print it whichever and however you like

thegoodjoehunt3:
Ahmed Musa for Salami?

Wrong change. Salami has been poor in recent games. This is a good opportunity to give Emem Eduok a chance to prove himself. Eduok was better than Salami against Ghana.

i guess he proved you wrong then

Cars are parked at owners risk

charles009:
Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

freebie? You don enter one chance

Reminds me of when baletoli was in AC Millan but wear an intermillan jersey to there game against inter ...

when asked, he said he's their fan.......

LittleSMARTEX:
"SHOCKING NEWS"
Arm robbers has just attacked a residence around hausa quarters near CHC Katsina-Ala were they usually do their local Bam and carried away a huge amount of money, by God grace they were no casualties.

armed robbers

no mater what she does ........i still like her ......i'm still in love with her

Lovechyld101:
This newly complied list by CNN puts Nigerian accents 6 place in the world among accent like french, queens ,Italian and the likes.
Link below
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/09/17/travel/sexy-accents/index.html

good to know that Nigeria even have an accent

my best accents though still remain latino,mexico........brazil

When will nigerian rise against their oppressor ......

The people that are suppose to be protecting us are now the same people we need proton from

Elkewwty:
What gave you the impression that she's spying at what he is doing on phone?

Men and there dirty/rotten mind of thinking

owk what'she doing.......ITK

drfiwaj:
Who dies in this picture

D Die

ElijahFobs:
I was denied january 17 dis year...I was not bothered and d nxt tin i did was to apply for canada visa n it was granted...so i made my trip to ontario via Delta airline n had stop over in atlanta in US..so my dream of goin to america was achieved... dem denied me buf I stil enta deir land witout dem visa.

funny

timpaker:
[b]Mine was last year September,
I was to attend a graduation party of a friend in New York. I applied for Visa through my the Abuja Office and when they called me for an interview, I wasn't feeling too well but went all the same. I stood for about 3 hours with empty stomach on a queue so long like cars during fuel scarcity.
A girl (a buttee) whom I was chatting saw the way I was leaning on the wall took pity/interest in me asked me what the matter was, and I told her I wasn't feeling too well and was hungry also. She told me to secure her line while she went to get me food but before she got back, my interview was over and my visa approved. I stood outside waiting for her while about 7 people had gone in and when she came back I told the people that she was on the queue before and that she just went to get me food - pointing to the food pack on my hand... for where, dem no gree.
She told me to eat my food that she'll handle it well. I started eating the rice and fish while chipping in points in their argument.
Long story short... She got angry and called someone from State House/VILLA and within 5 mins her name was called, she entered and didn't spend up to 5mins and her visa was approved. She came out booing the people on queue and decided to walk me to the car while I enquired why she didn't pull her connect from the beginning and allowing us stand that long. She smiled and said "At times you need to avoid showing off" (I don't know what she meant by that. She demanded we exchange contacts... Just when I stretched my hand to collect her phone.........I puked on her and those people on the queue just started laughing at us.
I just use shame enter my car zoom off....
[/b]

story for the gods

voltron:
my funny (not funny for the applicant though) experience was watching some dude from the east. answering one question.

1: You said you own a farm, what is the value in naira? JAMB question the dude kept going, it is a farm and i make plenty money on it. it is in millions of naira. it is bigger than this embassy sef. in my mind i was like, just give the guy a figure between N10-N15 million

I think the key to getting a US visa most times is your Financial Standing when filling out the application. my interview lasted 3 minutes and the interviewer told me my visa has been approved and to pick it up at this address in VI. I never had the chance to show him my carefully packed documents. strange. i thought it was a prank. i actually thought i had been denied until i got to DHL office to pick it up. my Wife was even heavily pregnant and the questions he asked were

1: have you been out of Nigeria as a family -YES
2: Do you plan to give birth in the US - YES
3: have you made arrangements -NO i plan to if i get the visa but I have made calls

scanned our finger prints and that was it.

Smart answers....from look of thinks he or she know your not lying

tellwisdom:
Where is u.s embassy located? ....What type of food do they sell ??

na this one make me laugh

luigiajah:
MFUM—WHEN a traveller hinted that there was a
community in Niger Delta where traders do not pack
their wares home after the day’s business, but just
cover
them with waterproofs and other materials, it
sounded
too real to be true in this evil era.
So this reporter went to Mfum community in Ogoja
Local Government Area, Cross River State, located at
the
intersection that leads to Abakaliki and Igoli, which
is
30 and 15 kilometres away, respectively, from Ogoja
metropolis, to authenticate the claim.
The strategic position of the community has turned
the
people of Mfom, especially the women, to traders.
The makeshift stalls, where they sell foodstuff like
garri,
rice, plantain, cocoyam, banana, fish and bush
meat
to the thousands of people, who traverse the busy
Abakaliki-Ikom Highway, littered the roadside.
It’s true—Madam Agade
A shop owner, Madam Grace Agade, who confirmed
the
claim to Niger Delta Voice, said: “There is a strong
spirit
that guards the foodstuff and anybody who
attempts
to steal any item is on his own
“This is because the person will see what he or she is
looking for by coming to this community to steal
stuff
items meant for sale just because nobody is
guarding
the items of trade.
“If anyone steals from the market, the spirit that
guards that market will follow such a person to his
house or his destination and instructs him to return
the
item.
“Butif he remains stubborn and keeps the item,
something will happen within three days.
“If he does not die, he will run mad and it is only if
his people come to appease the community that the
he
can be healed of the madness.”
Spirit arrests gari thieves
She said sometime, last year, “some people stole some
basins of gari and when the sprit went after them,
they
had to return the garri and our youths beat them
up.
“They had to perform sacrifices before they were
allowed
to go back to their homes.”
Another lady, Rose Eddy, said she has been selling
food items in the market since the road was
constructed,
several decades ago, adding, “nobody had stolen
my
items except the incident of last year.”
Switching to Pidgin English, she said: “Dem know
our
community say thief no dey survive here and any
person wey steal, na him go take him head carry
am.”

Source: http://..com.es/2014/11/meet-town-where-traders-do-not-pack.html

picture and video of the spirit ... you know how we roll here

AndyBoomba:


Amebo what was you expects?

r.i.p ingrish