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Nice work.....keep it up

badmrkt:
In Nuhu's voice...''I'm still searching guugle"...

which nuhu abeg................Ali nuhu

This space is not for sale

beware of 419 and my son Airforce1, omoale jatijati

How comes your wife looks older than you

adonbilivit:
***THESE**** Mr Oxford that does not know about the word "plural"...big ups to your alma mater bro, you are really holding it down....i noticed people often use these words and saw the need to draw their attention to the fact that they are Nigerian coined words just incase they did not know ...why u come insult me? well, i don insult you back. sorry, oya you sef tell me sorry.

at least I know that those words are not english]

adonbilivit:
these are words the average Nigerian uses when speaking english on daily basis. i bet most of us think they are really english words while some know they are not but still use them because they have been sort of accepted as correct. they are no longer considered blunders in grammar by Nigerians but if you dare use them during interviews and other corporate activities you are on your own (oyo). here they are:

1. sef: we often use this word in place of "anyway". i hear people say things like "what is it sef"?

2.eiya or heiya: this is used when u feel sorry for someone. for example, if a friend tells you armed rubbers attacked him your response will most likely be "eiya, hope they didn't injure you sha"?

3. sha: as you can see i used it in point 2 above. Nigerians use it in place of the word "though". here is an example; "I am tired but i will still work sha"...i am very much guilty of this point right here. when i use the word "though" most people don't seem to understand me.

4.na: hmmm, i don't even know the english word that can be substituted with this. we tend to use it when we are trying to make something clear to people. here is how we use it:

john: which of them bro?

james: the black one na

5. joor: this one seems to lack a substitute too. it usually portrays some kind of aggression and anger when used. when for instance, a guy is pestering a girl she might say something like "leave me alone joor".

6. shey: this one is used instead of right. it is often applied when asking question. e.g "you saw Aminu yesterday, shey? notice that it took the place of "right" in the sentence.

how can you ever think that this words are English. ......

which kind secondary school you attend .......nawa o

fallacy

brainyack:
I be wan talk 5k sef

You try o

na becuz him be my nairaland bro I wan dash am 3k5 sef

if not even if you dash me the phone sef on a very good day I no go collect

Guykhena:
Keshi dey always misbehave,,

And if we lose this match,our chances of qualifying for AFCON would so damn drop.

yeah!!! Victory is ours

Guykhena:
6pm,,falcons by 8,,but how you check our boys na?.

i never see the line up ooo

i just hope we win sha

I love this chick....

everyone can hate her for all i care

And is this suppose to be funny

I guess it's too funny that it can't make me laugh

Guy i go pay 3k5


best offer

Please when is nigeria match today by 8pm?

To use them for what

Is this suppose to make me laugh?

So funny that I forgot to laugh

65k

call me 08065696008.......biznez only plz

So this the Brazilians hair

icebeatz:
No need for harsh words.
This thread is for matured people with matured minds

let say I gave you a matured answer....and it wasn't harsh

trust me, you will know when I use a harsh word on you

This shiitt ain't going no front page nigga

What's this shiitt

icebeatz:
Lately, ive been quite busy and my obsessed girlfriend didnt get to talk to me 100 times a day like she used to.
At best, we speak twice a day or once a day but we get to speak everyday sha.
Then she started acting up last week and when I asked her if there is anyother guy in her life, this is what she told me.

See screenshot


It made me quite upset.
So I am just an option to this girl and next guy with a swollen pocket comes along, im getting kicked to the curbs.
Meanwhile, im a music producer.
Follow me on nairaland and I follow back

You asked a stupid question and get a useless answer

dotta:
see message below
See more here>>>http://www.pijango..com/2014/10/photoproud-mother-omotola-celebrates.html

so she has to do that on social medial

Is this for real

Omg

Silverstars:
Nobody should follow this bastard Mr Aye Dee. He is the same fool that got Linda Ikeji Blog shut down. This thread should be closed immediately. Mr Aye Dee you are not an investigative journalist. You are an internet troll who deserves no respect.

Why should the thread be close..............

and who told you we don't know he's the one

abi nairaland nah your papa own.......bastard

This woman no even fine one bit

Could this really be true?

Now that's what i call creativity


what will stop me from eating it

Seriously ....

Am I expected to believe this