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KingOvoramwen1:
..Nice Job Techno


But ur phone still be Chinko even if you use am snap for heaven

stay there and be deceiving yourself
I never thought a day will come that I will say this, tecno has improved greatly and with time they shall compete globally

what's macbook again?

Debbywills:
This Comparison isn't right.
Ronaldo Is a footballer and Justin Bieber is A Musician. So, How do they Relate

seriously?

swiz123:
Maybe the one you paid in is worse than this

is that some sort of defence mechanism?
Banks are meant to take in bad notes and destroy them through cbn

you don't expect me to throw away my hard earn legal tender, do you?

StakerLives:





As Usual Afonjas Are Known To Deny Their Tribeman Cause They Are All A Disgrace To Humanity!!

this your English sef, sway joor

kendylet:
NOTHING IS PERMANENT, WHERE YOU ARE TODAY, ISN'T WHERE YOU WILL BE TOMORROW, ALL YOU NEED IS PATIENCE...

if God bless people that hit the like button, I started Wondering what he will do for people that quote it.




so I decided to quote

bbbabes:
I wonder how this guy will look down there

he geti big cassava

Neminc:
This woman is just too ugly!! Damn!! Even her attempt to beautify herself by wearing our African fabric was a total failure. An ugly woman at 69 is an ugly woman forever. Thank God she didn't become the president of the US, we have been spared the horror of seeing her ugly face on our screens all the time. Look at the way she is laughing without shame as if being ugly is an achievement. Spits. Rubbish!!

sadist
smh

SalamRushdie:
The end of his career has finally come .There is something about speaking up for gay people that God doesn't like like . For doubters ask your sled where series Empire is today after introducing too much gay content ?

I once thought about it but discarded it, now that you mentioned it, I now see it clearly.

Those scenes irritated me so much that I contemplated to stop watching Empire


obviously Empire is dead

ADSU

Adamawa state university three semesters a year

that's pretty fast if you ask me

madridguy:
From your write up I think she's trying to test you and see how you will react to her dark side too. She might as well be hurt to hear the dark side of you and maybe she cooked something up to see your reaction too.

My observation though.

smart
very Good observation


you could still be wrong though

DIKEnaWAR:
Bad things happening to bad people.
God will give you strength to conquer this and heal you completely.

what dah fvck are you saying? learn to shot your trash when you've got nothing reasonable to sy

Keneking:
Jonathan sef

By now the deceased would have been commuted to Mother Earth in line with Islamic injunction

PMB would issue a statement of condolences to the family of the deceased.

point of correction, Danbaba Suntai was not a Muslim

Smellyfingers:
I've a close female friend, we're very close that I know almost everything about her relationship.

There's this guy she is dating in Ibadan before she moved down to IIorin here. This guy do call her and he his trying immensely in this girl's life. He paid half of her School fees, buys her foodstuffs and so much more.

Fastforward, this same gal accepted the proposal of a yahoo guy (this same guy is my friend too), but we aint that close.. Whenever the other dude sent this girls money, she gives it to the other guy (yahoo guy). Though i don't know much about the other guy she's dating at Ib, but i do pity the guy because I feel he's being cheated on badly. The guy calls every secs, sent the girl his 'own' phone because he feels he's not getting in touch with her so much. The most annoying thing is that the guy is a barber that earns little. This same gal told me she has Never given this guy sex before but gives it to the other dude 'daily'. I couldn't take it.

So, Nairalanders. Should i call this guy at Ibadan and explain everything in details to him, or i should let it slide?

op I can help you out on this, just forward the poor dude's number to me and I will brief him anonymously


but I Want you to know that you're in a good position to help this ib dude.

i was given a reference id, underneath it you will see proceed to registration, i clicked and filled everything there is but the local government refused to pop up and you can't submit without filling the part, on the right corner of the browser i saw account which means i'm logged in to N-power so i decided to log out the tried to log in as existing applicant, my reference number was required and the bvn number as the password,
thats where i got stocked since yesterday, it kept saying "your logging in credential is incorrect" i tried mailing them but it bounced back

right now i dont know what to do


i need help please

vargasvictory:
The truth is learning never stops, here are 9 words you might have been pronouncing incorrectly


1. MACHETE

Since Agriculture is heavily practised, you would have heard about the Machete. Actually the correct pronunciation is /Ma-She-Te/


2. ASK

It's a word widely used for answers to questions and it's often said inappropriately. The correct pronunciation is /A:s/ without a K sound.


3. DEBT

This is one of the most commonly mispronounced words in the list. The right pronunciation is /Det/ the B in the word is actually silent


4. LIBRARY

You hear people say, 'let me visit the lib-ry'. It's correctly pronounced as /Li-bre-e/


5. GALA

A popular snack, who doesn't like Gala? It's a little shame we speak it incorrectly, the right pronunciation is /Gay-luh/


6. MEME

This one is very popular amongst the nairalanders, who doesn't like a little banter picture to express more? It's actually pronounced /Meeem/


7. ASTHMA

A health condition, suffered widely in many countries. It's pronounced /AzMah/


8. MARIJUANA

It's a name often used for cannabis. The right pronunciation is /Mar-Uh-Wah-Nuh/


9. ENGINEER

A specialist in engineering, one of the top fields in the world. The correct pronunciation is /En-juh-near/

If you missed the previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/3848586/7-common-english-phrases-youre

cc: lalasticlala

thanks a lot, though I already know most of them but it's still educative...... kindly share more

It's always like this with stream 2

Agbafs2005:
So wetin make I do? Abeg, shift go north wia dey give f*ck abt dis.

even We in the north don't give a fu*k



try people in the south

Hala madrid
respect

maximunimpact:
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THIS ONLINE APPLICATION IS FREE
Online Registration starts on ……
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Applicant must be of good character and must not have been convicted of a criminal offence and must not be a member of a secret society/cult.
Applicant must be free from financial embarrassment.
Applicant must be between the ages of 18-30 years.
Applicant’s height must not be less than 1.65m for males and 1.60m for females.
Applicant’s chest measurement of not less than 0.87m for men.
Please Note:

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A duly completed and signed guarantor’s section of the application form to be presented for screening, which is to be signed by officers not below the rank of Chief superintendent of Immigration (CSI) or its equivalents in the sister organization.
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Applicants must be between the ages of 18-25 years.
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SUPERINTENDENT CADRE

Assistant Superintendent of Immigration II (ASI ”)

Applicant must possess a minimum of first degree from a recognized institution of higher learning.
NYSC discharged certificate
Applicants must be between the ages of 18-30 years.
APPLY HERE

INSPECTORATE CADRE

Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) & Assistant Inspector of Immigration (AII)

Applicants for Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) must possess a minimum of Higher National Diploma (HND) from a recognized institution.
Applicants for Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) must be between the ages of 18-30 years.
NYSC certificate is compulsory for senior Inspector of Immigration (SII)
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Mynd44, Lalasticlala

Asking to login to continue registration but not provision to create an account

How do one go about that

Trueigbo:
http://punchng.com/lecturer-impregnated-me-rejects-pregnancy-says-nursing-student-%e2%80%a2-it-wasnt-me-i-used-condom-lecturer/

Story is too long but we'll detailed

Gladiator1:
Seriously, u don't know what u just typed... They can't have kids with genetic disorder... Itz just a sin and it's called INCEST

You're the one that actually don't know what you are typing

Have you heard about "down syndrome"?
Incest is on of the causes
And yes; he's right if he says they may have genetic disorder

Always get your facts right before attacking somebody

AdoraAmadi:
A huge python, inhabiting the ceiling of the Exams and Record office of the FCT College of Education, Zuba, Abuja, was roasted as fire razed the building.

Though a lot was lost in the fire outbreak, but this has left everyone in 'thankful mood', as some alleged that being bitten by the python would have led to a greater loss. More photos after the cut;

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/huge-python-living-in-ceiling-roasted.html

Lalasticlala

Pythons are not venomous, go get your fact right, it round itself around it victim

lovelygurl:
Frustrated old single women? Heart broken ladies with complex issues? Well look at her picture I don't think so especially since she said MUM AND DAD are the head of the home. But then again, those are words you throw out at every lady who is not of your opinion. I wonder what your problem is. She's living her life, why not live yours and leave her alone? Why are you so worried, why do you care?

Don't tell me you are SCARED and INSCURE of and about people like her and her beliefs because I don't see how it's your business. I mean can you stop her? NOOOO

You still think that marriage is everybody's goal. Wake up. More and more people don't give a f about marriage, all people care about are kids

And I was enjoying everything you posting, I believe you're smart, cuz you have a point to prove

But wait,

How can you judge someone state of being based on social media picture, you referring to her was very shallow and Lil bit dumb

Funnicator:
I get too busy to read your sh1t, keep in mind it's a man's world and we'll keep having our ways around, the only time you could influence our decision and be the decision-taker of the family is when hubby wants to cuum while you wanna pull out and you force him into saying that YES.

That forcing him to say yes part really got me laughing

Women no longer knows their place.

Women see your place according to my president

The living room
The kitchen and
The other room

What a useless post

ilevic:
I like your comment here, "even though your own English wasn't that good". I think you like DAT. pls don't get angry with me over nothing

You should have at least pointed out my error nah

I've sighted the error

Seems like people on nairaland cannot read and comprehend this days

The guys are showing appreciation to Nigerians for the love they received while in lagos, they went further by saying that Nigerians know their lyrics even though their own English wasn't that good




You guys are all getting angry over nothing

The current serving corps members cannot really on this one as this is a new development,
Batch A 2016 did not do any of the aforementioned test

So my advice, go to any local government in a your area, there's NYSC office there, you can make your enquiries there

SINZ:
Would you have given her all this attention if she wasn't pretty? Or better yet, if she was batshit ugly?

So the only thing that makes this your story worth reading is that it isn't everyday that one gets to see a poor pretty girl selling stuff, right?

Are ugly girls now doomed to accept whatever fate throws at them? I'm sure she would've better suited her wretched status if she was unattractive since unattractive people have been doomed to be spat on.

So she should be offered assistance simply because she's pretty? How petty!


Why the fvcking double standard??

The Op never mentioned anything about her look, please for the sake of the girl and anyone who might want to help, kindly edit your post

Nice one op