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 Education › Re: me Advice by abbeylli(op): 11:24am On May 19, 2017 |
Any help? |
| Education › me Advice by abbeylli(op): 11:34pm On May 18, 2017*. Modified: 10:21pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
Jj |
| Literature › Re: My First Semester Experience As A Unilag Undergraduate by abbeylli(m): 1:04am On May 12, 2017 |
Ride on getting interesting |
| Sports › Re: Why You Should Spare Time To Learn How To Swim(my Experience) by abbeylli(op): 2:18pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
NevetsIbot:I think you'll have to start from the basics like me |
| Sports › Re: Why You Should Spare Time To Learn How To Swim(my Experience) by abbeylli(op): 2:17pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
oyonu:Bro it's fun |
| Sports › Re: Why You Should Spare Time To Learn How To Swim(my Experience) by abbeylli(op): 1:51am On Apr 24, 2017 |
finalboss1:Yeah your thoughts but it's good to try it out |
| Sports › Re: Why You Should Spare Time To Learn How To Swim(my Experience) by abbeylli(op): 1:50am On Apr 24, 2017 |
NevetsIbot:Hundred thousand of deaths happen from drowning please do take a lesson from some or go on YouTube for my sake but be with a person who will help you |
| Sports › Why You Should Spare Time To Learn How To Swim(my Experience) by abbeylli(op): 12:25am On Apr 24, 2017 |
See my life I never knew swimming somewhat needs practice before you just dive in as if you own the pool until today when I drank almost one bucket of water forming Lee... My first experience was when I was 14 me and my friends were all ready to go back to a close by river before we got there see as I was forming fish. We got there all of them dive into the water stroking I just reach side of water relax instructing them I didn't know they were planning me.. Once I was underwater someone pushed me and dragged me to the end,, Mummy MI ooo mummy oo and to God my mum wasn't living with me i stay with my grand mum and she taught I went to school they just brought me out and till almost 6years I never near water till yesterday my diary knows.. I know stay with my mum but I still went out with another set of friends and always told them I don't know how to Swim but yesterday they were all inside the pool and I felt left out so I just paid 1k and joined instead of me to jejely enter I wan form batman as I tall reach 6.2 na Im I just dive see hailing they never knew I was drowning only my friend noticed I was spending much time underwater (drinking water) I just held on his hand and stay were my leg fit touch ground asked for support they started teaching me i still drank extra but it's worth it. They still told me it advisable to learn and reasons for security reasons.. My junior sisters 10 and 5 do pay swimming levy in school and always told my mom to stop paying but now am advising her. But if you are in the drinkwater crew like me share your experiences and always be save.. |
| Literature › Re: My University Experience by abbeylli(m): 12:31am On Apr 22, 2017 |
Following nice story |
| Romance › Re: In Love With Two Girls But Wants One. Advice Needed. by abbeylli(m): 11:56pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
My advice follow the one closer and available to you you can't share your heart far away love seems to have someone cheating either you or she which you are already doing and don't know about her and if you don't act fast you might end up losing both an it will forever chatter your heart. 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: A Little Bit Crazy (A Young Man Tales). by abbeylli(op): 3:07pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
EPISODE 2
She held my hands in a way i couldn't explain
,something i don't like a girl holding me people
would think am a bad boy ,especially that iya risi
..
We almost got to my house then she stopped,all
i could do was just smile and smile i wasn't
replying her talks until she got silent looking at
me straight to my eyes she was getting closer i
didn't even make a move it happened like a movie
maybe Indiana movies,her lips were getting closer. "Who run the world girls" her phone started ringing something that pained me.. "My mum's calling me we would chat on whatsapp" she said to me running back home. "Wait do you have my number" "Dont worry we will chat later"She said still running.. I got home thinking less about the #1000 i collected i was just thinking about the kiss i missed why should i loose such a thing "I just love this your hair its soft" titilayo said... "But i dont know why water keeps dropping on it" She said with sad face.. What!!! it was raining i quickly woke up i quickly closed my room window went to my mum room closed the window I slept back... Early morning ,i woke up by 7:30 am rushed to my toilet brushed my teeth clean up the house bath dressed up with my #8,000 . Femi pointed to me with three huge guys running to me.. "I don die" I exclaimed with fear. |
| Literature › Re: A Little Bit Crazy (A Young Man Tales). by abbeylli(op): 11:35pm On Mar 21, 2017 |
Moving on the street with my earpiece on my ear
listening to JASI BY BANKY W, someone tapped
me from my back it was femi a street nigga you
would know more about him later. "Howfar guy" Femi greeted "I dey " I replied "Guy there's something wrong with my laptop's keyboard it dosen't respond fast" He said "That one is not a problem,just buy oil sprinkle it on the keyboard and dry the laptop for 24hours,thatsall." I said to him teasing him not knowing he was going to fall for a joke "Thanks bro" He said running back "Hey bro" i called back.. He didnt answer so i continued to listen to Jawa by banky W before the morale am keeping for some reason go. I walked down to a game center down the road having no penny but sense funny brain. "I don land" I entered making a statement making them face me. "Konami" They all chorused. There's something i do wonder about the name "konami" am i the founder of pes? well i do play well. They started tackling me with bets which i had no money on hand "Arrrgh" "Ehn ehn theres 50GB Cheat for #1000 who will buy"i said making them face me. "Na lie" It was choruses. Have i brought any cheat that does not work ? it just that you get it after 24hours. "Take this #1000 take my phone oya do it" One of the guys offered me his phone money. I quickly went to my online bulk SMS changed the senders name to MTN50G. And sent a message "Dear subscriber you have been qualified for the MTN50GB offer wait for 25Hours by switching off your phone" Sharp boy abi? only few got the scope. I quickly went on to bet with his 1000 . And won #8000 smiling back home . A girl saw me and started smiling,well she's named titilayo she's fund of that smiling to me unnecessarily she is two years older than I am. "Abbey what's up" She greeted with a smile which she had never done . "Good evening " I said with disbelieve. "Can we have a walk together" She offered . "Yes of cause" something that I wanted before. She held my hands as we walked together.. |
| Literature › A Little Bit Crazy (A Young Man Tales). by abbeylli(op): 11:27pm On Mar 21, 2017 |
Heyo Incase you don't know am just coming from United States of Lagos Because that's where I am and spent most times in my life, am sure you would know me  Well it's time this story is a retouch about a story I was writing before and dropped it because of less motivation kamasoroju(no much talks) leggo Disclaimer Do not copy this story to any source without the consent of the writer Abbeylli unless I leave you for ogun to do the rest Morality Am not sure of that so no no... Critics Actually (in falz voice) I dint go to school so critisize in a sensibility matters :-D leggo.. |
| Romance › Re: List Of Things A Guy First Sees In A Lady Before He Walks Up To Woo Her by abbeylli(m): 11:23pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
un anyhow |
| Romance › Re: 15 On-bed Experiences Between A Guy And A Girl (pictures) by abbeylli(m): 10:53pm On Dec 06, 2016 |
Interesting.. |
| Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by abbeylli(m): 11:49pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
baum1:Nope sir I don't want thank you. |
| Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by abbeylli(m): 11:28pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
baum1:Have you been there before? I won't fear any imaginary think of something called heaven and hell and deprive my self from the pleasure of these beloved world. |
| Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by abbeylli(m): 11:04pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Got a Lapdance from a pastors daughter last week |
| Politics › Re: BREAKING!!! Biafran Referendum To Be Debated In U.S Congress – Hon. Robert Dorna by abbeylli(m): 9:52pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
ShootToKill:come tell your brothers in lagos to leave then we start negotation 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You Won't Understand This Handshake If You Are Not A Nigerian by abbeylli(m): 9:45pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
Even non-nigerians that came for holidays undetstand the bribing take 37 Likes |
| Crime › Re: We Bought Over 100 Exotic Cars From Robbers , Kidnappers (photos) by abbeylli(m): 2:11pm On Sep 03, 2016 |
hehe |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins UEFA 2015/16 Best Player Award(pictured) by abbeylli(m): 10:14pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
CR7 .. 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Dark Up Lagos Not Light Up Lagos. by abbeylli(op): 8:56pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
For the past three years we have been facing dark up lagos in my region from isheri-igando .. The light up project boomed back when Ambode came in but it suddenly changed 3months back ,we never complained about electricity in my hood because we have done so and very tired i live at the next bustop after diamond estate and we even use the same electricity we barely have 20min electricity a day i live in a duplex and the electricity bill brought last month was #350 this thing is happening from diamond estate to odo-eran , because governors road to ikotun use almost 20hours supply a day i dont know why we aint favoured like that now our road is now dark after all the king and millitants saga is gone the light up lagos lights has turn to dark up lagos pics of road and how my street looks like 16mega pixels camera
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| Celebrities › Re: Fan To Jaywon: "Make You And Aunty Toke Kuku Marry Na" by abbeylli(m): 1:28am On Jul 28, 2016 |
They should not marry oo dont want another tiwa and teebillz saga again 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by abbeylli(m): 9:34am On Jun 30, 2016 |
Mtn deducting my money for no reason,so why is that? |
| Politics › Re: Governor Ganduje Commissions Roads At Kwarainga, Yusuf In Kano by abbeylli(m): 8:08pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
christejames:A president commission a street ipodweed 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › How MTN Lost A Customer . by abbeylli(op): 1:06am On May 18, 2016 |
Yes they lost a. customer and that's. me ,I. can't take. it. anymore. for months mtn just. deducts. my. money. unnecessarily and when. I. call. there customer care. reps . there. system is always on an upgrade "silly excuse" even the ones on. Nairaland do not. reply me but I believe I scrapped there sim somewhere. until. I saw this. Night plan offer. that made me take. my sim back and every night. I. recharge. #100 to. do. the plan #25 deducted. I will. surely. enjoy. the. plan but waking. up. and. Mtn. as. swiped the #75 from my line. still call but they will. give. the. same upgrade excuse. Not until. dis. Night when. am. trying. to celebrate. my. mums. birthday by putting her pics on all my social media timeline Mtn. just. deducted. the whole. #100 and. angry. me calling. MTN for. a refund which I knew. will. never. be. possible , the. customer. care. lady. was. very. rude to me and I made. sure. I. recorded all. the. conversation but. she. still. gave. me. the. same. excuse. I don't. know. why. your money was deducted but. I can still. see your money. but the. program I will. use in. checking it. is. still on upgrade". Is. this how. mtn plans to. use our money. to. pay. there loan ? Because I know. if. it. is a cheat. reported to them. they. know. how. to block it without. there. system. on upgrade well. me. my. sister and. mom removed our. mtn sim. these. night and we seize. to. become. a. customer. since. we. ain't. valuable and. I. will make sure. I play. the. recording to anybody I see planning to. buy. Mtn. sim out. there. Pls. I want. the. mods. to. help. me. to push. this topic. to FP. let. pple see. how. mtn intends in using our. money to pay. there. loans. |
| Celebrities › Re: Dele Momodu Prays For Tiwa Savage And Teebillz's Marriage by abbeylli(m): 9:26pm On May 03, 2016 |
God help them. 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by abbeylli(m): 12:02pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
Hello please have been. trying. to connect to the internet it. is just giving me the E logo and not connecting dialed. *131*200# still the same my number 07038173268 please. since. yesterday. morning am. getting pissed. off |
| Nairaland General › Lagos State Should Find A Solution To Ayobo's Lagos To Ogun Unit Please by abbeylli(op): 1:33pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
HAPPY Independence Day to all Nairalanders and guests I thought if I could bring this topic to A global forum like this I think it will reach the right source's, we also thank Governor Akinwunmi Ambode for the good work .he is doing for Lagos I n just couple of months like the Ejigbo road Constructuon . But there is something not done the Ayobo to Ogun state unit it is getting worse everyday . ME and my siblings are relocating to somewhere there we had to park the car at Ayobo and board a Commercial bus I hadn't been okay since that day I just came back from hospital not quite long. IT IS NOT because of my interest but more people Arr moving through these route . I want nairaland mods to take these to front page. And before I forget how is the celebration going CC: lalasticlala , Ishilove
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| Nairaland General › Re: My Dream To Become A Magician Is Drowning (help) by abbeylli(op): 12:44am On Sep 29, 2015*. Modified: 1:18am On Sep 29, 2015 |
NOBODYY:funny but dont you feel am not joking.. |
