₦airaland Forum

Beckytee:
forming chairlady ke. how? wen? where? if I catch u ehn. register for u? I knw understand dis man o abi na guy u b

Eaglevision should my love alone. no stress her abeg dey ur lane

Kbs468:
Bros, your submission above is COMPLETELY and I REPEAT, COMPLETELY FAULTY simply because

1. You did not give us the exact quota in terms of a CONCRET NUMBER given to your school

2. since no specific number, how did you come about 60%

3. You said NORTH, so NYSC people are so foolish that they don't know that North constitute 26 states including FCT to have given 30% of UNIOSUN to TARABA alone and the remainder of 30% to 25 other Northern states.

4. Infact, You even said 'In b15 batch, 60 percent of my School mates got North.. And let's SAY out of the 60 percent that got North, Half of us got Taraba' which simply means, YOUR CONCLUSION IS NOT BACKED BY FACTS AND FIGURES.

chai, see statistic talk. make i dey observe while sipping my Bottle of orijin

Beckytee:
hmmmmmm! gud morning. how was your night

it was great. how was yours?

stlaibrowne:
Alright I will but I don't think it's on nysc website

#935 it's there under guideline for reg

stlaibrowne:
What are the requirements to take to cafe tomorrow for successful registration please.

Ur passport, ur atm if you are paying, know ur biometrics eg dob, year of graduation from primary to higher institution.
if u are married, ur marriage certificate
for foreign student, u have to check nysc website to know the requirement.

wheezie24:
i wonda aw u l b useful wt dz kind of brain

I don't normally reply nincompooms but i would make an execption, who asked you to tag me? do you have comprehension problem?
i know your type, i know that stupidity can't be helped, it comes naturally to ur kind. so i won't dwell much on ur mental condition. the advice i have is that next time, Read and comprehend the original post, read the comment, reread it again then count from 100-1 before you type or quote anybody. thanks

iamkneeyi:
you be mumu.. I guess the landlord is your daddy.

chai, see dis demon sha, he wan use him reggae spoil my blues.
dey your lane abeg.

good morning peeps, especially to my darling wife huddle bunny, cupcake, my ello bae, honey, sweet beckytee. count down 15 hrs to go. #leggo

You are so uncouth referring to people you've never met as dogs and goats. I put it to you that you lack manners yourself 'cos what I typed up there doesn't warrant your unsolicited jargons. Fools like you are the reason people keep referring to Nigerian youths as uncultured.

Anyways Fraiser, I have just one word for you, since you practically sleep here all day, you are a dog/ goat as well and you have totally missed it. Stray dog oshi
P-S -Nobody shld quote me again. The person y'all claimed I insulted is more matured. On top this Nysc issue na. Fraiser, Please behave like a young adult that you are. Not everyone is stupid like you
quote author=Fraiser post=42684285]nawa o, e b lyk say God dey do partial o, he no just bless some pple with good manners dis city self don become home of dogs nd goats

stupidity comes naturally to some peeps. it can't be helped.

sirguy542:
So that kind law no dey for this city. Bad market

you fit propose am to the senate. just say it's gender balance act 2016.

sirguy542:
I thought there's a law in this city that permits all the women to marry more than one man.

rukkyola go like that law so she can marry pressy and dchiefpriest join

justified10:
lol... u no need to console na.. shebi na cafe wey dey hotel room u dey go.

and na amodu dey run am

and u go pay for d service

and amodu go take d money buy "eru omo"

lobatan

win-win

@fraiser, if nah teeth verification, dem rukkyola babalawo no go scan him teeth be that niyen.
btw, to think that man don kiss rukkyola b4. Awon team rainbow teeth

Beckytee:
sweetheart, am here joor.... not too happy with dis shit nysc is doing... hope u are gud

i'm good... we have to move on, nysc don do dem own

oshey op, well scripted like wale Adenuga super story. op will make a good career in fiction writting.

LogoDWhiz:
Abi na!
Enjoy bro!

make him come collect cold non alcoholic beer

faksy:
to choose states nw, what quarantee ones posting to ones prefered state during choice of selection on registratio. anyone with help?

luck gurantees it?

@Op you no try o, what abt driving while receiving Bl*wJ*b?

shey aunty kike go be my sugarmommy? i don't charge much

oya Reverend father Abraham eyan tuface idibia. continue jare, nah holy seed you dey distribute. atleast the bible says go and multiply.

romantic mood activated. where is beckytee orelewa my love. atleast it's 9pm already make dem tripplej no skin me alive

LogoDWhiz:
Yea, I get your point.

And if u could see from my post, I haven't made any conclusion yet.
Everything is not certain yet!


If there's money, nothing stops them from having 2 batches running at the same time!

owo ni keke ihinrere

Fraiser:
nawa o, e b lyk say God dey do partial o, he no just bless some pple with good manners dis city self don become home of dogs nd goats

lol. no be me talk am o

LogoDWhiz:
Due to recent calculations and hearsays. I think I'd have to agree with Gazaliah on a point he raised.

There's a possibility of just 2 batches this year!


But then, I doubt.
Reason being that, NYSC DG himself made mention of the fact that due to the large number of PCMs there likely to be 4 batches per year.

Cc: Amodu

don't let us jump to conclusion yet. i think the budget at NASS will be a major decider of the number batches this year. rem the FG postponed the scheduled population census to cut down expenses.

[quote author=Rukkyola post=42683339][/quote]#920 lol. crazy gal.... drop ur twitter handle

spixytinxy:
chai, dis one na I must ask nysc related question

lol

100Cents:
I like your Vice principal..

vice chancelor

CROBBOY:
FINALLY! FINALLY!! FINALLY!!!

I just realised that University of Calabar, Calabar has approved the Unical Chapel of Redemption Business Center as the recommended center for NYSC Registration as any related issues can be easily dealt with given its proximity with school.

For inquiries, call 08158537275, 09097460030, 07036746378

1)Can i come from ibadan?
2)if so, please how far is calabar from ibadan.
3) since the cafe is owned by a fellowship, will i still pay to register?
#nyscrelatedquestion
cc anyone

titobiloluwa01:
You are the police here right? I've bn watching you all for some time here. Pressy or whatever you are called. Pls let's respect ourselves. Thank you. *drops mic*

chai, i don't see any humour in the post so i can conclude that it is an insult

OlaSalo:
haba bros, this your level of sarcasm too much o, are you related to Saka?

nah just stating the obvious

I was having this argument with my friend, he said police are not useless that they are our friend but i told him point blank that nigeria police is very useless simply there main function is instal peace and safeguard the lives of the citizen. i told him that police work in nigeria is to collect 20naira or lend armed robbers weapon to rob us. they endanger our lives through accidental discharge. i personally pays upto 2000 per month for security in my area. what is then the use of nigeria police?

i don't feel comfortable throwing waste on the ground. maybe because i went to FUNAAB, our vc then was strict abt it.once caught, you are out of the sch.
shout out to prof. balogun