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Gbsy07: They called me for another interview on wednesday, i asked if twas partner interview, they just said it's another interview. I'm guessing its departmental though. I presume u've passed the AC?

yea. I have a partner level but not with a partner interview on monday. When did u do ur AC?

Who knows the process for forensics? Just did my AC last friday

activebird: any one?

how far?

kaboninc: Morning. 8.AM

av u gotten a reply on ur AC?

kaboninc: Morning. 8.AM

afternoon batch

kaboninc: Had my AC on Friday 27 too. Wasn't funny, ITA. All the best though.

morning or afternoon?

temiosunrinde: Brother, shey ita and forensic dey do Ac ni? Thought na only audit and tax dey do AC?

well i did and i chose forensics. And i met ITA guys there too.

horlabeesie: Yea, please give us some clue on wat to expect @ d AC...mine is on tuesday

1)make sure u hav a well-cut suit and use perf.
2) go thru ur graduate application form
3)the test is 3stage. The first stage is an intro.may we meet u? Y kpmg? Y auditing/ITA/forensic/ etc,?. Second stage is a group task stage. U wil be monitored by the interviewers. Select sum1 to lead and ensure u all contribute. Make sure dt u keep to time. We were given a scenario to analyse in 15mins and present the solutions in 5mins.
Third stage is about current happenings u wil b given a topic to make a presentation on in 3-5mins.
Please, be audible. Let ur voice be heard.

Since the old thread is gone, i decided to open a new one. I had my AC yesterday(june 27) at gbagada. Nairaland went down when i needed it most.

all i could tnk of was y did nairaland have to go dwn d same week dt i was to go for an interview. cudnt find any oda forum dt will give me d info i need. tnk God its bk online

fuckluv: Lawyers too were excluded and the PPA is not limited to those places u mentioned.

yea, d list isnt exhaustive, eg pple dt studied agro-allied courses were posted to agro-allied businesses(farms, companies etc) i dnt knw about other states, but two lawyer friends of mine are nw using chalk to hone their law skills in secondary skuls in Ogun state.

yokiti: .
The policy of Posting of all corp members to school stopped with the mobilization of 2013 batch B; its a new thing fro the present 2013 Batch C.
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@ Barrister, you can/ will be posted to anywhere that your course of study is/ will be relevant.

we batch C thought so to but excluding doctors and allied disciplines, its ministry, LG, primary,secondary or tertiary schools
the policy hasnt been implemented yet but dem batch fit dey lucky

allowee don enter at last o. diamond bank. but d money i first deposit no show o

ogun, no show yet o, wetin dey arrest our alawee nw?

kixo: No show!!!! Hmnn....

i dey com, network bad here, ogun's number no dey reachable and sango's number is switched off. will get back to u when i reach them

Oyo, imo, kogi,... ... ...and nw zamfara and its less than 3hrs to the end of banking hours today. Na ogun wan carry last?

kixo: Calms down bro...if u r not aware, Ogun state pays alawee on time, I guess its becox de don't want us 2 squander d money...Alawee hopefully will be paid 2day

abeg, wetin concern dem wt me squandering d money? Or them dey use d money do 3 days fixed deposit? Make dem no pay am today make i whatsapp bro sango/ogun for them

Nothin frm diamond bank ipokia.

Just heard dt clearance is on d 9th in ipokia. Try and confirm urs but i tnk ds shud be d case for all those under sango-ota ZI. No alawee yet, y ogun dey do lyk ds? "Five star" camp wt one of d worst cooked meals in naija, crap orientation, crap posting procedure and nw late payment of alawee?

Servin in ogun. Just confirmed dt my clearance is on d 9th. My lgi na confirm guy be dt o.

no ogun corper here?

hw far peepz, when is clearance for january o? i no wan miss my alawee and dem no wan pay us december ni?

I'm interested too pls. Abbeywasc@gmail.com

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Bidoomolala: ua very right,precum sef cn impregnate.just let it go near ur V n it swims in,dazall,u don belle full be dat.

precum do not carry spermatozoon on its own and thus can not fertilize
however, presence of sperm from previous emission in d urethra may lead to precum causing fertilization.
for those that practice withdrawal as a form of fertility control, it is advisable to allow d phallus to deflate and clear d urethra by passing urine otherwise d second withdrawal close to a first one(dt resulted in emission) may cause fertilization (abeg, hope d religionist wont attack me o. i am just trying to explain d medical aspect of d situation, am nt encouragin anything)

from a clinical point of view, yes. thru artificial insemination, sperm may be introduced into the uterus. also, touching a woman's private areas wt hands dt is contaminated wt seminal fluid( from spontaneous emission or mastur,bation) may also lead to such.
there are also instances of close mutual mastur,bation leading to it while some pple av experimented with it just to prove it's true.
however, a rare occurence is a case of actual coi tus dt does not lead to defloration( i am interpreting virginity in d clinical sense only i.e. breaking of d hymen). there has been proven cases of coi tus dt does not lead to breaking of d hymen. this is very rare and often arises from d combination of a woman with tough hymen( some women's hymen have to be surgically broken) and a man wt small phallus( yea, some guys' instrument are cigar like, ladies can attest to dt). in such case sex may occur resulting in pregnancy without breakin of d hymen. ( please read Dr. Eustace Chesser's "Love without Fear" or Maxine Davis' "Se.xual responsibility in marriage" for source.

yinkard4me: don't say wah u don't knw. Ve seen peeps reposted to oda lg without knowin no gaddamn bpdy. I knw of one batch c babe dat just got reposted self. He should just get a request from any town in ogun state. Shikena

come try am for ipokia, na dia u go tey. Reposting wtout knwing any oga at d top is nt possible here o. And d lgi is very accommodating

[quote author=geeky_babe]hi everyone. The past few days have been full of drama. I've cried and smiled. All I can say is that God knows best. NYSC Ogun state is a very corrupt one. Imagine posting a first class accounting student to a remote village community schl. And d headmaster was even refusing to reject him. He was d only one posted to dat town.

Me I was so happy I was rejected in d ridiculous ugly and boring high schl I was posted to. The principal asked me if I wanted acceptance or rejection, I quickly jumped at rejection. They provided 1 room. No light or water, and its even pit latrine.

In the end sha, there is a very big army barrack (192 battalion) in owode town wia I'm staying. Dats wia they welcomed us wen we came into owode on tuesday. I later got a place in the army day schl in the barrack. I'm so happy. There is free accomodation, light, water, and myt even have a 2bedrm to myself. Its a very lovely and serene environment. There is volleyball, football, and of course grooving and security.

Owode-yewa is less dan an hour to benin republic border, and less dan an hour to lag. Its gonna be a lovely 1yr![/quote]chei c my life outside. Y u no tel me u don gt anoda place? No lyt to charge 4 idiroko o. Jst gt anoda place teaching maths and basic science to jss 1 students. In fact i wan redeploy make i go lecture for my alma mater

olrotimi: As a doctor i dnt fil inclined to respond to d mata @hand, i'v been into such dbates countles tyms bt wot i realise is that u guys hv ur mindset already fixd(as in u'r biased 2d left) ,therefore in yoruba parlance: ko le ye won or in french: ils ne voudrent pas comprendre. I rest my case.

is it true u ar paid those amount?

ujezeez: Same here bro,katsina to akwa ibom confirmed

hw u do am? on wat basis? And when did u do it? I nid to relocate frm wia i am.

Richard Sheddy: Posting policy still remains the same in rivers state. Engineers are all turned to class room teacher.
Na waoo

and in ogun state. Was posted to a skul in ipokia(idi-iroko, near d border) dt ceased operations 5yrs ago. Been searching for another place since.

zenanted, hw i fit redeploy go some where else?