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pharmtasy:
The Eagle has landed

Please o, can you send me your address and room number. Also, please leave a spare key under the mat.
I'm very happy for you so I want to personally congratulate you and deliver flowers.
Please ensure the phone and charger are also in clear view so I can bless them and pray for them while I'm there

pharmtasy:
The Eagle has landed

Stop it!
You're going to make me cry again

aiyeboy:
uk used HUAWEI P30 LITE 128GB 80K

New redmi note 9s 128gb 100k

Noo, not p30 lite o!
p30 gangan

And not Redmi but "Mi 9"

Hi. Pls i need a mi 9 or huawei p30.
Do you have either of them?

That's how someone will not see that kind of mi 9 (for 100k) deal that passed by a few weeks ago again

She refused to show off the symbol of her enslavement.
How shocking!

I like how these people are doing things that should have been done decades ago like they're wonderful new ideas that just came right out someone's dreams.

Fiction, that's what this is. Pure fiction. Someone should follow up and report back after 1 year

All the pipu that got airtime, go and form a whatsapp group so that you can contribute money to by ram for @jboixxx in view of ileya. Abi you'll just say thank u and go like dt

Yomiogunmefun:
I got my RN9s delivered yesterday. I'll be unboxing this morning and giving you all updates ..

Wait? Your phone was delivered yesterday and you didn't tear your way into the phone immediately?
You, my friend, should compete in the olympics for an endurance price?

Are you one of those people who enjoy watching paint dry on a wall?

kenomobola:
My dear inquisitive comrade, of a truth these tales are interesting, but alas they are not free.

Garrilad is the tale of a 16yr old boy who turns into his alter-ego whenever he overdoses on fried cassave flakes. His skin turns white, and he gains elastic properties similar to those of fufu (aka Santana) making him almost indestructible. Unfortunately, if Garrilad stays in his altered form for too long he could be permanently transformed into a 50kg bag of sun dried, fried cassava flakes. Garrilad's nemesis is the nefarious Mangodude.

Me i dinor have money o! But you've teased someone now. Maybe you should continue dropping it in small packets like dt. Lol

saint2ace:
I have a deer case and a clear silicon anti shock case in addition to the follow come case, I also use screen protector for both screen and camera.

Though the screen protector makes the fingerprint slow, but it sha works.

Not a fan of a "naked phone".

Ur phone is ready to go and fight in Afghanistan, with all these protective gear you've equipped it with

fibonacci2526:
Winner 3, (the 11th person to comment has literally not commented on this thread before today). You are the 12th.

Uhn! What did i win o!
Is it a car?
Is it a bike?
Is it a bike car

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madgoat:
Come and join the Mi9T gang
By the way i am not using screen guard or pouch. I hope it will not end in tears
Let me risk it as i did the R7 and i will give my review here in 6 months

I'm using the case that came with mine, wc looks really nice. I can't stand screen guard and i guard my phone like a hen anyway so I'm ok.
The gorilla glass is also quite strong.

madgoat:
Me that i have been shouting Mi9T for some days here

Barkallahufihi.

Welcome to mi9t. I thought I'll soon become your senior brother by moving to mi 9 but I decided to dwell among the pop-up folks for a while longer

Fuckdem:
are you willing to share?

Yeah, with the right person
We can talk on WhatsApp.

08. 11. 77. 6. 92. 32

kenomobola:
Glad to know your curiosity has been satisfied. But pray adventurous comrade, what tales would you like me to pen down? Should I write about the adventures of the Fartinator, or perhaps I should write about GarriLad, or maybe I should write about the Last Akara: Judgement day. Please let me know, oh adventurous one.

All of them sound interesting!
Abeg let me read about garrilad first.
Hope it's free shaa because boys are not smiling these days

Fuckdem:
yes and am looking for any type of writing job

I don't have a job for u o, not a paying thing anyway.
If you're a novelist and you want an idea for a book, i have 3 or 4 I've not had time to write.
Most are straightforward, only one requires complete world-building.
My work doesn't give me time to write so i just carry the sketches around in my head

Fuckdem:
are you serious

You're a writer, aren't you?

kenomobola:

Bricking is the process of turning your useful, vibrant electronic marvel of a phone into a worthless, dead, slab; sort of an expensive brick. A bricked phone is usually only good for hammering nails, as a door stopper, as a paperweight, amongst other mundane things.
As for the dragons, know this - it is the time of the dragons, more specifically the Snapdragons. The Snapdragons have bested every foe they have encountered, well all except the Bionic ones. Right now the Snapdragons sit atop the mountain, akin to the way Shao Kahn used to sit atop the ladder in Mortal Kombat. Know this though, there have been prophesies about the eventual dethronement of the Snapdragons, whispers about certain Dimensities and Exys.
An SoC is a System On a Chip, it is basically the most important parts of a phone (CPU, GPU, modem, etc) housed together in a package.
I hope with these few words of mine I have been able to satisfy your curiosity, curious sir.

Abeg, I'm looking for someone to write a fiction book for me. You'll be perfect!

Yes sir. Satisfied you have, the curiosity of mine

SolarEdge:
We noticed some rash in our 4 months old baby's sex organ which I perceived is a reaction from her diapers, we took her to the hospital for checkup and they recommended anti fungal cream to be applied and instructed that we don't wear her diapers for now while we apply the cream.

While waiting at the hospital pharmacy I noticed the attendant was taking longer time to attend to me, because the doctor had already written to them what they should give to me with my baby's file in front of the attendant. The attendant still asked how old is the baby I said 4 months. She was just giving excuses that she's coming that I should be patient, so I sat down.

After some time she brought the cream and some drugs. We left and got home very late last night, so my wife suggested my baby should start the drugs by morning but we should apply the cream given to us and we did not wear our baby diaper as instructed.

So this morning my wife decided to read through the leaflet in each of the drugs including the cream. To our greatest surprise the cream was strictly meant for adults and it was categorically stated it should not be used for children under age 18

Now, I'm wondering why would the hospital pharmacy attendant give us such cream. Is it that the prescribed cream wasn't available that was why she was going to and fro like the devil described in the book of Job in the Holy Bible.

Please what's your advise on this matter, is it a careless mistake or it was a deliberate act.

Seek opinion from another doctor before you people start acting like you're subliterate.

That's how one idiot started making mouth that he'll sue because they gave his 20+yo child a antihypertensive even though he's not hypertensive. Turned out the drug was for migraine and they doctor had explained to the patient.

Be Sueing there, you hear?
They'll not attempt to apply any sense to thoroughly assess the situation before talking about Sueing.

kenomobola:
ROM flashing is about installing (flashing) another OS (a custom ROM) onto your phone's primary storage (ROM). For instance, most Xiaomi and Redmi phones (except the Xiaomi Mi A series) usually come with Xiaomi's skinned version of Android called MIUI, which is quite different from stock Android (fonts, UI, themes, widgets, etc). Not everyone is a fan of MIUI, so flashing custom ROMs give users the opportunity to enjoy a different experience on their phones.
There are two things to note;
1. Snapdragon phones have more custom ROM development compared to other SoCs.
2. Installing custom ROMs is not for everyone, and it is also not a cakewalk. You have to follow a particular custom ROM's installation instructions else you will end up bricking your phone.

Teacher sir, what is this bricking? You did not explain that one
SoC too.

Also, why are we talking about dragons

Elslim:
Eid Mubarak to everyone.... Wishing my fellow Muslims happy celebration and special shout out to ALHAJI LEI JUN, this thread won't be possible you....


We can't underestimate the numerous advantages of this thread, Through this thread and my personal actions I've been able to convert more than 30(Thirty) people(YES) to the Xiaomi family and GOD Knows how many people those estimated 30 servants of light have been able to convince to join the family!!!


This is my personal sallah testimony!!!




God bless ALHAJI LEI JUN

Xiaomi needs to start paying you for outreach.
I think it's just 5 or 6 people for me.

I shaa hope they continue to deliver cos these rich people can be amusingly obtuse sometimes

madgoat:
Plz can i get gcam link for Mi9t

Cc: genius43

Ehn!

Come here o! You want to sneak past us like that.
Come and give testimony and offering about your mi9t.
You think we won't notice abi

Me: Can't we all just get along?

Everyone: yes o! Let's get along

Random person 1: Death to islam

Everyone: sigh

Random person 2: check my signature to get rich

Me: depressed

Cloud699999:
Good morning Nairalander,

It all started Last week When a neighbor next to my apartment died without nobody noticing for 2 days until she started smelling. We didn't actually suspect that it was from her room until someone came looking for her because she wasn't answering her phone, which was still ringing inside and the door was locked from the inside that was how we knew she was dead, already swollen because the last time we saw was Sunday night and we didn't know untill Tuesday that she was dead.

All this happened last week. Later that Tueday family and friends with police came to evacuate her corpse. No foul play or any struggle seems she died in her sleep. She was young and a very playful lady and lively. She is 36 years old single mother and she lives.

So the haunting started 2 days later. The First one happened around 2am, My girlfriend said she saw someone looking like standing by the door outside just staring straight at her, there was no light and the window was open, so when she pointed torch light she saw nothing but when she switch the torch light, she saw the shadow of the same person. That really scared shit out of me because she later told me in the morning.

The second was last night. Someone was banging seriously on the toilet window because it's an iron window. The banging continue for almost 3hours. It was double banging as if someone was knocking hard. I doubt it was someone when I try I check I couldn't find anyone there, few minute later the banging continue till around 4.30am when mosque call out for prayer. And I could here some here some sound like someone walking in the next room where she died, no one was home. Her sister refuse to sleep in the room so it was locked.

Please help, how can I get rid of this unwanted disturbances. I don't know what to do. This last night scare me to the bone. The funniest thing. No one heard this banging except me. The other neighbors have different theory.

Anyone experience this kind of thing before? How did you handle it?

Dude you're just traumatised. There's nothing there. Going away for a few days may help. If you've not been sleeping, sleep deprivation can also make things worse.

Simran94:
Most of you replying my previous post are just saying gibberish. For a 4500mah battery, it is supposed to last at least a whole day without heavy usage but this one is just going for 12 hrs a day with just browsing and without playing games or watching videos. Some of you will just be doing ITK as if other people don't know anything about Android

Calm dan naw! Haba!
You just got the phone, you're running updates and doing the setup and you've had only a mild drop in the battery in 3hrs. There's nothing to see there. There's nothing alarming.
Using the phone for a few days will allow for data collection which will then reveal any obvious problem.
You just seemed like you were expecting the battery to last 3 days that was why you got the warm welcome we gave you.
Isnor enough to fight over, you hear? My friend!

Oh btw! Just browsing is not just browsing. Network drain is one of the biggest battery influencers. The network may have been poor for example. Even screen brightness may have been high. There's just too little info in too short a time frame.

Relax

Simran94:
Hello
My sister just got a xiaomi note 8 pro but the battery has been draining ever since. We used up about 4% just to set up the phone alone. We spent 3hrs on the phone with just browsing and downloading system update and now the phone has gotten to 89%. Is this normal for a 4500mah battery?

Ko sogbon te le da, ko siwa te lewu, ko sona te le mo, te le fi taye lorun o!
Ile aye ...

xoftxoul:
This Corona really distorted things o
Sorry man!
The mi pad 4 tab is really good... You'll gbadun the tab
Lol the way you described the m30 tablet is quite funny lol
There's this Tecno tab I was using as my major driver... The tab got so slow ehnnn even tortoise is way faster than the tab.

Hopefully the lockdown be
over in full soonest so you obtain the tab

No! No! I will not succumb to the mi pad 4 temptation!
I will wait for my mediapad.

Bahddo:
you just want to play the devil's advocate. Ordinarily I should ignore, but you are too smart for this stance you are taking.

How does this part not mean there aren't other ways to find out?


Add that this part...
he literally said no sensible tech person would consider the MTK chipset because source code is not released and they know the chipset IS JUST holding down every such phone.

I wonder what you think you are defending (don't pretend to sit on the fence). That custom ROMs helps you determine a phone's performance? That no sensible tech person considers the MTK chipset? (yeah, OEM workers are senseless or non-techie)

You really should have kept quiet instead.

But how will i get in trouble if I don't look for it.
It's saturday afterall.

Honestly though, I wasn't defending anyone. I thought I saw what I thought I saw and I just leapt into it because.. why not!
Maybe I'm defending iphone sha. Oh wait, that would put me on your side.
See? I'm just stumbling around.

I hope you pipu have shaa agreed to disagree or something

Hyinkar97:
Updated my RN7 to MIUI 11.0.6.0 earlier. Everything was going well till it was time to reboot. I almost fainted when the rebooting got stuck at 90.49% for about 5 minutes

If to say my phone brick ni, I for cry sotey una for contribute money for me for this thread o

And now you know why you should always download a tv series on your laptop b4 updating your phone. Just hit update and go and watch tv in order to avoid unnecessary hospital admission

Bahddo:
this emboldened text pretty much means no iPhone is powerful (since you can't do custom roms), despite the fact that their flagship A13 Bionic chipset is one of the best mobile SoCs currently in existence.

Flashing new ROM would determine if a phone is powerful? Really?

The way some of you say nonsense with so much confidence ehn, I don't understand. I get that you have an anti-MTK bias, but this is not a sensible post at all.

I don't really want to insert myself into a matter that doesn't concern me but errm... Unless my eyes are not attaching to my brain very well, I believe you need to read what was written again to correct your misunderstanding.

The person said to flash a custom rom so that you are better able to judge your phone's performance, they didn't say that if you don't (or can't) flash a custom rom that a) your device isn't powerful or b) there aren't other ways to figure it out.

I'm not saying one person is right or wrong about mtk or whatever but your response to the post was umm... how do I say lost. Yes, it was a bit misguided. I hope I have finally set myself up for a punch this early morning.

U pipu should shaa take it easy

yrex01:
it's has stated in the holy book Quran nau !! They'd swear to be a Muslim but just to make a joke of it. And I know their problems, it's bcoz everything about their religion is irrelevant n fake !!

Umm, please try to be a little less animated about it. Christianity is neither irrelevant nor fake. It's been massively corrupted and misunderstood but there are a lot of genuinely good christians. Many of them better than you and I in many ways. May Allah guide us towards Jannah