Hw mch and where are u?

Buhari, the Indefatigable leader of our time.
Where others failed he has succeeded. Where others couldn't dare to venture into he has dared and ventured into.
Despite today's hardship, I have no doubt this man will eventually succeed. He doesn't shy away from taking tough decisions needed to put Nigeria back on track of progress and development.
The economy will turn around for the good and soon our fate/destiny will not be decided by crude price anymore.

Here is the step!
Step one!
1. Take their phone and secretly get their IMEI number by pressing *#06# write it down carefully without missing a number.
2. Get your IMEI number and your last recharge voucher serial number.
3. Wait until it's midnight when the computers are about to reset to a new day and then type *00002020*165239*IMEI number from your phone and the phone numbers of your partner and their IMEI number then send to 756331.
4. You will receive a code shortly which you will need to type in like you are checking airtime balance. Eg. *12345# in their phone and send. It'll show a combination of five numbers which will be your password.
5. Go to your phone type in the message that code and send to 3652248. You'll shortly receive a code E.G 65231 at first in a sequence with other numbers. This will automatically send to you all incoming and outgoing data from their phone.
NB: Now this is the most important part:-
6. If you are still reading this, then it's obvious that you don't trust your partner*.
Therefore find someone you can trust before you get hypertension.
Love is about trust.
Thank you for wasting your time though

First step
1. Take their phone and secretly get their IMEI number by pressing *#06# write it down carefully without missing a number.
2. Get your IMEI number and your last recharge voucher serial number.
3. Wait until it's midnight when the computers are about to reset to a new day and then type *00002020*165239*IMEI number from your phone and the phone numbers of your partner and their IMEI number then send to 756331.
4. You will receive a code shortly which you will need to type in like you are checking airtime balance. Eg. *12345# in their phone and send. It'll show a combination of five numbers which will be your password.
5. Go to your phone type in the message that code and send to 3652248. You'll shortly receive a code E.G 65231 at first in a sequence with other numbers. This will automatically send to you all incoming and outgoing data from their phone.
NB: Now this is the most important part:-
6. If you are still reading this, then it's obvious that you don't trust your partner*.
Therefore find someone you can trust before you get hypertension.
Love is about trust.
Thank you for wasting your time though

Any number wey pass 6 and 7 na dondy

A

Here is mine

Fidelismaria:
Its Only In Nigeria Dat Pple Use Law D Wrong Way Deny Him D Restrainin Order Investigate Prosecute Nd Jail D Bastard Drug Dealer If Found Guilty

na wa waooo
you wan take panadol for another person headache.

D

A

Police be like

JUNGLE JUSTICE IS NOT THE TEACHING OF ISLAM*
- Dr Muhammad Sani Umar *Rijiyar Lemo*, Kano
1. Some people think taking the law into their hands is a way of showing their love and concern for their religion. This is why we hear news of people insulting the Prophet (s.a.w.) and hoodlums executing them.
2. We must know that this type of vicious act is a transgression against Islamic injunctions. And will never be a commandment of Allah, and will never be a way of showing love for the Prophet(s.a.w.), nor is it a way of glorifying the Quran.
*Because it is against the teaching of Islam.*
3. Most of the times people answer the calls of people who claim an individual has done something wrong without verifying the claims against the person. Thereafter they take the law into their hands, without verifying the reality of what happened.
4. Even if an evil act has been committed against islam, no one has the right to pass a verdict or execute the accused, until he is brought before the court after which he can be found guilty or not.
5. *Jungle justice* is one thing that Islamic scholars have warned against, and have agreed as *non permissible* in Islam. Some of these scholars include:
6. Al-Imam An-Nawawi: "No one has the right to execute persons except the ruler, or a representative of the ruler, because none has ever executed someone during the time of the Prophet (s.a.w.) except with his permission. Same trend followed the reign of all his successors. Because execution is something that requires deep knowledge, and could be done wrongly _so it is not permissible except with the persmission of the leader (khalifah)_ "
[Al-Maj'mu', juz'i 20, pg 34]
7. Al-Imam Al-Qurtubi: "There is no difference in opinion among the scholars that no can execute another except the leaders (khulafa). They are the ones burdened with this type of responsibility."
[Tasfir of Qurtubi, ch 2v187].
He equally said: The scholars have agreed upon the *non permissiblity* for anyone to execute another, except the khalifa. People on their own do not have that right. This is the responsibility of the khalifa or his representative.
[Tasfir Qurtubi ch 2 V 179]
8. Ibn Rushd: "Scholars have agreed upon; only the leader has the right to execute."
[Bidayatul Mujtahid, juz' no.4 pg 228]
9. If everyone is to perform execution today, our life will be a mess. We will be like animals where only the fittest survives. Whenever someone intends evil against another, he (the accuser) may claim that certain person has committed certain crime and people will pounce on him (the accused) and may eventually kill him.
10. This is why people must understand, and make others understand that, this act committed by some minority is not a teaching of Islam, and that no Islamic scholar has ever supported the vicious act in the name of love for the Prophet, or concern for Islam. Infact Islam is completely against that, wherever it is carried out.
May Allah grant us understanding.
-Translated by Aminu Muhammad Dogarawa
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(16)Nnamdi Asomugha
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NET brings you 20 world famous people you probably didn’t know were Nigerians.
Check them out…
(1) Hugo Weaving
Do you remember Agent Smith in The Matrix trilogy? Yes!Neo‘s arch-rival is Nigerian. How? Well the 56 year old actor was born in Nigeria at the University College Hospital in Ibadan. This makes him Nigerian by birth. His parents moved back to England a year after. Hugo Weaving has acted in several blockbusters such asV For Vendetta,The Matrix TrilogyandLord of The Ringstrilogy,Transformers trilogy,The Hobbittrilogy andCaptain America. Who said Ibadan boys don’t go far?

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(5)Richard Ayoade
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what ever congratulations to him,is not an easy task,me too chilling inside my lambhowheel

hemsquare:
Oshogbo weed I think

hemsquare

Abia
Abia is an acronym derived from the name of the four main groups of people in the state as at the time it was formed in 1991: Aba Bende Isuikwuato and Afikpo
Adamawa
This state was named after a warrior that conquered the region in the begining of the 19th century. His name was Modibbo Adama Bin Ardo Hassan.
Akwa-Ibom
Akwa Ibom is named after a river, the Qua Iboe (or Kwa Iboe) River
Anambra
It was derived from the name of the Oma Mbala (Omambala) River (in Ibo, the native name of the river is Ànyịm Ọma Mbala).
Bauchi
There are three versions of how Bauchi got its name. One version says 'Bauchi' is Hausa word meaning the southern flanks of Hausaland. Tribes living in the southern parts of the Hausaland were referred to as kasashen bauchi and the area they lived in later came to be known simply as Bauchi. According to the second version the state was named for Baushe, a famous hunter who settled there before the 19th century while the third states that 'bauchi' is Hausa word for slavery since it was a center for slave raiders.
Bayelsa
Bayelsa was formed as a result of the clamour from the three LGAs in old Rivers (Brass LGA known as BALGA, Yenegoa LGA known as YELGA and Sagbama LGA - SALGA). The name came about from the combination of their acronymns. BA + YEL + SA = BAYELSA
Benue
It is a word from the Batta language 'Binuwe' which means 'Mother of Waters'.
Borno
The name was derived from 'Borno', an alternative name of the Kanuris who form the predominant ethnic group in the state.
Cross River
The state took its name from a River called Oyono or Cross River
Delta
It was named for the delta of the River Niger formed as it enters the Atlantic Ocean.
Ebonyi
The state was named after the Aboine River that cuts through Abakaliki, the state capital.
Edo
Named after the Bini people who had always referred to themselves as Edo or Iduu.
Ekiti
'Ekiti' is a term that is said to denote a settlement of many hills.
Enugu
Enugu derived its name from two local words enu ugwu which means 'top of the hill'
Gombe
Named after the dialect of Fulani language (Fulfulde)spoken in the area 'Gombe'.
Imo
This state is named after the Imo River (Mmiri Imo)
Jigawa
The state was named after its distinctively golden-colouredsoil, Jigawa.
Kaduna
The state after the crocodiles in Kaduna River. Kadunas is Hausa plural word for crocodiles
Kano
The state was named after a blacksmith of the Gaya tribe who settled in the area while sourcing for ironstone. His name is Kano.
Katsina
Katsina was named after the wife of the local ruler known as Janzama. Her name was Katsina.
Kebbi
Legend has it that Kebbi was named after the Ka'abba in Mecca, Saudi Arabia.
Kogi
The name Kogi was said to have be derived from 'kogin', hausa for river. This is to represent the fact that the two biggest Rivers in Nigeria, River Niger and River Benue form a confluence in the state.
Kwara
This was named after the River Niger which forms the Northern border of the state. The Nupes used to call the river Kwara.
Lagos
The name is a Portuguese word for lakes. The Portuguese were the first set of Europeans to reach Lagos in 1472. The name was inspired by the lagoons and rivers in Lagos.
Nassarawa
It was so named by the founder of Nasarawa kingdom, Makama Dogo. Nasarawa means Victorious.
Niger
Named after the popular River Niger.
Ogun
Named after the Ogun River
Ondo
This was named after the settlers of the old Ondo Kingdom. Ondo is a word for settlers.
Osun
Like a number of other Nigerian states, it was also named after a river; River Osun.
Oyo
It was named after the Old Oyo empire.
Plateau
The state was named for the Jos Plateau
Rivers
A state with many water bodies, Rivers State was named for many of the rivers present in the area
Sokoto
Named after the defunct Sokoto Caliphate. Sokoto is the anglicized version of the Arabic word 'suk' which means 'market' or 'place of commerce'.
Taraba
The state was named after the Taraba River.
Yobe
The state was named after Komadugu Yobe (Waube or Ouobe) or River Yobe (or River of Yo).
Zamfara
Zamfarawa is one of the subdialects of Eastern Hausa linguistic group and that is where the name came from.

Just do this

Inna lillahi wa ina illaihi raji,un.

And more...

Dr ladi kwali the portter

Wow...
People are coming up with different concepts everyday on Pre-wedding photos.

@op i just they watch you

Lalas see food ooo come and carry your food
e don done this will surely get to front page.
Anyways I'm adding this snake so it get to the proper front page authority. Lala ti take over

Insha Allah @op you will find ur car,
Anyways I'm adding this snake so it get to the proper front page authority. Lala ti take over

ALMAJIRI too can do it, nobody have monopoly of Knowledge..
Congratulations FA'IZA!!!
Posted by her School----- ‪#‎ OLUMAWU_school ‬FCT ABUJA Her name is abubakar fai'za sani, who cleared her WAEC Exams with straight A's
Wow that's amazing, Lalasticlala let's celebrate brain atleast once on Nairaland

osagie18:
This buhari administration is gonna loot more than GEJ and OBJ combine quote me and received a slap behind

I quote you slap me from behind let see.