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where is nnamdi kanu?

person wey die don die,
Valentine on my mind.

aba version of sex doll is out a Facebook user with username efe based logistic post this on his Facebook page,naija no dey carry last

aba version of sex doll is out a Facebook user with username efe based logistic post this on his Facebook page,naija no dey carry last

this a member house of Representatives alhaji abubakar lado suleja presenting suleja/tafa/ gurara spotted playing tennis with kids at suleja local government,
Obviously he's seeking reelection, hence this deceitful show of serving humanity with humility. In the last two to three years, no one has seen him doing this.Nigerians should expect more of such public display from some politicians that have abandoned them for long'

Trump the comedian.

hello nairaland I just saw the update on danlami bee ig Facebook page.
below this is the screenshot.

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Vickiweezy:
But seriously is it a must to comment. Please grow up and quit this senseless act.

who be this one?

Arian11:
Hala Madrid even though those fucktards flogged us 3-0

we'll get 'em next time.

fucktards with big heart.
fucktards with team work.
fucktards with the best in the world.
if messiless the lioness the 5 record breaker at bernebeu in one game is on the game you can do nothing,
believe that...

mine on the way to abattoir.

I am tired of this girl and her husband matter...

Ten ways to stay safe from the dreaded Monkey Pox:*
1. Avoid wearing Monkey jackets
2. Avoid that alcoholic concoction called Monkey Tail or Monkite or Kpanrangan.
3. Avoid Monkey Cage when u visit any Zoo until further advised.
4. Avoid Chinese Films especially 'Snake in The Monkey Shadow'.
5. Avoid Monkey (Wayo) Business.
6. If u luv playing football like me please avoid 'Monkey Post' for now until after the 2018 World Cup in Russia.
7. For the sake of ur life, avoid watching those Hausa & Togolese men who carry Monkeys about in Major Nigerian cities, especially Lagos, in the name of entertainment & magic. If not u will just die troway!!!
8. Don't ever use the phrase 'Monkey no fine but im Mama like am' else the pox will come upon u like a Hurricane.
9. Don't allow any of ur child to be jumping upandan like Monkey else 'dem go catch am o! It is better they jump like Antelope or any other animal.
10. Run 440 if u spot anyone with the disease even in television, radio or newspaper

ekensi01:
Nigeria is still developing. May be the media will help the growth.

confirm

Are my eyes deceiving me?
Who the hell is this bending down and shaking hands of The Lion King?

aminubako:
Lamido for president 2019

Is this politics section?

I think say Na lalasticlala food.

what is the English name of this sumptuous fruit?

NCC

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and this man na pesin father?

How many people did this in primary and secondary school? Upon all they'll steal.

BREAKING NEWS: just a couple of minutes ago, I found my missing charger..., finding lost items in this recession no easy...
Shebi na breaking news una like?? Oya like this one na!!

If you see where a woman is giving birth abroad, even as a man, you will feel like getting pregnant. For only one woman in Labour, You will see an obstetrician, A gynecologist, A general surgeon, A specialist surgeon, An anesthetist, A registered nurse midwife, And even registered nurses, plus social welfare officer and so on. And they pet women in labour That is why it is called "Delivery Room" over there.
But in Nigeria my country it is called "Labour Room". And if you see what women go through here, You will agree that it should also be called CONFESSION and TRIAL room.
Nigerian nurses make pregnancy look like a criminal offence. And the worse thing is that they are everywhere Both private and government hospitals.
For instance........When a woman who is in labour is brought to the hospital, They will throw her into the labour room and lock her up like a criminal awaiting trial and they will go to the reception and be gossiping or go into the Dr.'s office and be "totori-ing" Until the woman start shouting like a goat. And when they go to meet her is not to help her but to insult her.
You hear things like....
" Na me do you?"
"The man wey do you no dey here oooO"
" Madam push oooO!"
" Abeg open your leg joor!
"Abi u wan kill your pikin?"
" You better push now or I go leave you here oo!"
Then the next thing is to report to Matron and she will insult her patient from Genesis to revelation....
Or no be so

Wetin consign me?