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When one is in trouble, one remembers God. Change your way bro |
I attended a burial for my friend's grand father yesterday but their tradition is that in every burial ceremony an old man would come out and say the next person to die, so this old man said the first person to leave the burial grounds will be next to die... since yesterday we are still at the burial |
Senior brother things
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I have been laughing since morning when a pretty Abuja girl stopped me at Banex Plaza and told me that she is looking for GOOGLE PLAYSTORE. I asked her Google Playstore how?.............. She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her neighbour told her to go to Playstore and download a new one. Anyway as a good Samaritan I told her Playstore is no longer in Banex but they have relocated to Keffi then i put her in a bus going to Keffi Sebi I try? |
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Innalillahi wainna Illaihi Rajiun. On a very sad note His Excellency the former Executive Governor of Niger state Alh. AbdulKadir Abdullahi Kure Ranin Lapai who's dead occurred today in Germany may his gentle soul rest in perfect peace Ameen Source... http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/01/breaking-former-governor-niger-abdulkadir-kure-dies-60/
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We know what they are.
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We know what they are.
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Mods please I don't know where to post this,please do the needful thank you. Do not respond to a mosquito with a hammer because you will miss and hurt yourself. -Kenyan On the day of poverty it is then you perceive who is a friend. - Ashanti A tractor driver doesn't fear dust. -Kenya A tree not taller than you cannot shade you. - Nigeria When cutting, look at the age of the machete. -Nigeria An old man sitting on the ground sees something a child can't see even if he climbs a tree. -uknown The horse can take you to the battlefield but cannot do the fighting for you. -uknown If you didn’t send someone to the market, you won’t expect his return. When a fowl is eating your friend’s grain, drive it away, for someday it will eat yours. -Ashanti One finger cannot wash the face. -uknown Eggs and metal should not be put in the same sack. -Ewe The tears running down your face do not blind you. -Togolese Until the snake is dead, do not drop the stick. - Ivorian He who eats alone dies alone -. Ashanti Making friends is like wearing sandals. If they do not fit then you remove them. -Ashanti A person who rides a bicycle or horse does not know that the ground is hot - Ghanaian Proverb. One person may kill an elephant, but the whole community may share it. - Ashanti In desperate times, lions eat grass. -uknown What a man see's while sitting down, a child can never see even if he/she climbs the highest mountain. -(Igbo,Nigeria) In the city of the blind, the man with one eye will be king. -Nigerian An army of well organized ants can bring down an elephant. -uknown Being taller than your father does not mean you are older than him. -uknown A tree is known by its fruit. -Zulu (South Africa, Swaziland) Silence is also a form of speech. -(Fulani) Even when the crocodile is in need, it finds its meals in the river, not in the forest. -(akan) When your sandals get out of order, your style of walking changes. -(akan) A tree that does not know how to dance, will be taught by the wind -Akan Tribe Proverb A rat says, What belongs to me, is in my stomach and not in my mouth. -Akan Tribe Proverb All animals run, but if a cow runs people say its crazy. -Akan Tribe Proverb We should look for water that we can use to quench our thirst before we should look for palmwine that we can use for enjoyment. -Yoruba Happy new year nairalanders!!! |
This one Na small naw Capture dis pic
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The pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him too no go sleep.
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Deputy governor? Not chairman or councilor? |
Wow so cute |
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By Joseph Undu The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, yesterday, said it had intercepted 83.390 kilogrammes of ephedrine and arrested three suspects in connection with the seizure at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, MMIA, Lagos. NDLEA Commander at the airport, Ahmadu Garba, in a statement, gave the names of the suspects as a 42-year-old Unegbu Daniel Chukwu from Anambra State, 28-year-old Ettah Joseph from Cross Rivers State and a 31-year-old Wopara Bright from Rivers State. Suspect According to Garba, ephedrine is an ingredient used in the production of methamphetamine. He said: “Officials of the NDLEA at the departure hall of MMIA detected a bag and during search it was found to contain substances that tested positive for ephedrine with a total weight of 83.390kgs. “The parcels of ephedrine were concealed amidst artificial hair. Three suspects were apprehended and are being interrogated to determine their level of culpability. A bag containing 2.500kg of heroin was also abandoned at the arrival hall during the inward screening of passengers on an Ethiopian Airline flight from Nairobi, Kenya. The drug (top left) and the suspects. “Similarly, a luggage containing 4.6kg of cannabis meant for export to London on a British Airways flight from Lagos was also abandoned at the airport. “On the ephedrine seizure, preliminary investigation revealed that Unegbu Daniel, who works as a clearing agent, collected the luggage from his client and took it to the airport. Two luggage handlers, who allegedly worked with him, are Ettah Joseph and Wopara Bright. “The cases are under investigation to uncover the drug cartel that is behind the illegal shipment of the narcotic drugs.” Source http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/12/3-arrested-hard-drugs-concealed-hair-extensions/
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sirhot:see this guy oo you don marry her? she just come your place for once you are talking about test.Na wa wao |
iPrevail:Biafra kwenu |
Wow nice story @op, Am expecting explorer on this, Thank you. |
OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS 1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt. 2.- if u didn't play rubber band. 3.- if u neva bath in the d rain. 4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1 5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed. 6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones. 7.- if u didn't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school. 8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted buildings or under d bed with friends. 9.- if u have never flew a kite. 10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands. 11.- if u never wrote your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. 12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off. 13.- if u neva waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter. 14.- if u didn't hear of ghost that stays under mango trees at night. 15.- if u never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a car. 16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat it while walking on the street. 17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire. 18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover. ........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!.... Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i didn't knw either until i grew up. ....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult doesn't knw dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living" i knw u are singing it now again, smiles... ***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laugh it off. ***%Don't break dis chain share it to all ur skul n playing mate 2 remember dem of their childhood memories... Ciao |
Rest in peace Lieutenant-Colonel Mohammed Abu-Ali. It is in my earnest prayer that Just like you were granted accelerated promotion for gallantry in action, May the Almighty Allah grant you accelerated admission into Jannatul Firdausi. You have died saving the lives of millions of Nigerians in the northeast. As you joins the list of other brothers-in-arms who have since made the supreme sacrifice, may the Almighty Allah grant your loved ones the fortitude to bear this lost. We are PROUD of you. REST ON OUR GALLANT BROTHER !
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Who dem epp? Make i continue my six pack abeg
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Wetin be dis guy name for nairaland, Ok hunger bad |
Inna lillahi wa ina illaihi raji,un |
@op how much you bought it? |
Hmm one card rule them all. |
One nation
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Ogbanje ![]() |
