(1) 1960-1966: Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa- no public funds stolen.
(2) 1966 Major Gen. Aguyi Ironsi- no public funds stolen.
(3) 1966-1975: Gen. Yakubu Gowon- little stealing of public funds began gradually.
(4) 1975-1976: Gen. Murtala Muhammad- zero tolerance for corruption and indiscipline.
(5) 1976-1979: Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo- Military egg heads started owning huge property, oil blocs running into millions of dollars.
(6) 1979-1983: Alhaji Shehu Shagari- looting galore by ministers party functionaries and other government big wigs.
(7) 1984-1985: Major Gen. muhammadu Buhari- zero tolerance for corruption and indiscipline. Some corrupt politicians bagged 200yrs jail terms.
( 1985-1993: Gen Ibrahim Babangida- freed all jailed politicians; liberalized the architecture. In one fell swoop about $12billion varnished.
(9) 1993-1998: Gen. sani Abacha- over $25billion looted in 4 turbulent years.
(10) 1998- 1999: Gen. Abdulsalam Abubakar- about $2b looted in 11 months.
(11) 1999- 2007: Chief Olusegun Obasanjo- His bank account said to have grown from #20,000 after leaving prison to multi-billion dollars with choice properties across major cities. $16b allegedly meant for electric power projects vanished. Another # 300b ($2b) for roads disappeared.
(12) 2007-2010: Alhaji Umar Yar'Adua- reserved and I'll. Looted funds have not been traced to his regime.
(13) 2011-2015: Dr. Goodluck Ebelle Jonathan- in 2011 elections about #2.6trillion disappeared. Over $31b stolen in 2yrs. Another $2.6b was stolen in 2015 elections. More relevations on stolen public funds during his tenure are still emerging.

(1) 1960-1966: Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa- no public funds stolen.
(2) 1966 Major Gen. Aguyi Ironsi- no public funds stolen.
(3) 1966-1975: Gen. Yakubu Gowon- little stealing of public funds began gradually.
(4) 1975-1976: Gen. Murtala Muhammad- zero tolerance for corruption and indiscipline.
(5) 1976-1979: Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo- Military egg heads started owning huge property, oil blocs running into millions of dollars.
(6) 1979-1983: Alhaji Shehu Shagari- looting galore by ministers party functionaries and other government big wigs.
(7) 1984-1985: Major Gen. muhammadu Buhari- zero tolerance for corruption and indiscipline. Some corrupt politicians bagged 200yrs jail terms.
( 1985-1993: Gen Ibrahim Babangida- freed all jailed politicians; liberalized the architecture. In one fell swoop about $12billion varnished.
(9) 1993-1998: Gen. sani Abacha- over $25billion looted in 4 turbulent years.
(10) 1998- 1999: Gen. Abdulsalam Abubakar- about $2b looted in 11 months.
(11) 1999- 2007: Chief Olusegun Obasanjo- His bank account said to have grown from #20,000 after leaving prison to multi-billion dollars with choice properties across major cities. $16b allegedly meant for electric power projects vanished. Another # 300b ($2b) for roads disappeared.
(12) 2007-2010: Alhaji Umar Yar'Adua- reserved and I'll. Looted funds have not been traced to his regime.
(13) 2011-2015: Dr. Goodluck Ebelle Jonathan- in 2011 elections about #2.6trillion disappeared. Over $31b stolen in 2yrs. Another $2.6b was stolen in 2015 elections. More relevations on stolen public funds during his tenure are still emerging.
( Source : the Sundaysun May 15, 2016)

(1) 1960-1966: Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa- no public funds stolen.
(2) 1966 Major Gen. Aguyi Ironsi- no public funds stolen.
(3) 1966-1975: Gen. Yakubu Gowon- little stealing of public funds began gradually.
(4) 1975-1976: Gen. Murtala Muhammad- zero tolerance for corruption and indiscipline.
(5) 1976-1979: Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo- Military egg heads started owning huge property, oil blocs running into millions of dollars.
(6) 1979-1983: Alhaji Shehu Shagari- looting galore by ministers party functionaries and other government big wigs.
(7) 1984-1985: Major Gen. muhammadu Buhari- zero tolerance for corruption and indiscipline. Some corrupt politicians bagged 200yrs jail terms.
( 1985-1993: Gen Ibrahim Babangida- freed all jailed politicians; liberalized the architecture. In one fell swoop about $12billion varnished.
(9) 1993-1998: Gen. sani Abacha- over $25billion looted in 4 turbulent years.
(10) 1998- 1999: Gen. Abdulsalam Abubakar- about $2b looted in 11 months.
(11) 1999- 2007: Chief Olusegun Obasanjo- His bank account said to have grown from #20,000 after leaving prison to multi-billion dollars with choice properties across major cities. $16b allegedly meant for electric power projects vanished. Another # 300b ($2b) for roads disappeared.
(12) 2007-2010: Alhaji Umar Yar'Adua- reserved and I'll. Looted funds have not been traced to his regime.
(13) 2011-2015: Dr. Goodluck Ebelle Jonathan- in 2011 elections about #2.6trillion disappeared. Over $31b stolen in 2yrs. Another $2.6b was stolen in 2015 elections. More relevations on stolen public funds during his tenure are still emerging.
( Source : the Sundaysun May 15, 2016)

"Have you noticed that all those who so far tried to fight President Muhammadu Buhari ended up divided and started fighting themselves? Be it NLC, Niger Delta Militants, IPOB/MASSOB, PDP, etc NOW Boko Haram and National Assembly !!!!

"Have you noticed that all those who so far tried to fight President Muhammadu Buhari ended up divided and started fighting themselves? Be it NLC, Niger Delta Militants, IPOB/MASSOB, PDP, etc NOW Boko Haram and National Assembly !!!!

youngest85:
Is she one of the chibok girls?

is tjis look like a joke to you?
St upid sisi

waleadex:
She shall be found by the Mercy of Allah...

amen oo

I come across this through a face book friend his name is abdullahi shehu ringim,he posted a picture of a girl that she was missing since on thursday,her name is faiza sheikh jimeta,she is a student at school of nursing reno yola adamawa state,she just went out to buy some stuff at the school gate from there nobody heard about her or seeing her again,
please if u heard about her or seeing her,
please call 08035361432 or report nearest police station,thank u.
he post this in hausa language

CIGIYA! CIGIYA!!! CIGIYA!!!
Wannan baiwar Allah mai suna Faiza Sheikh Jimeta, wadda daliba ce a makarantar Reno dake garin Yola babban jihar Adamawa, wato 'School of Nursing Yola', ta bata tun a ranar Alhamis din da ta gabata bayan da ta je sayayya a bakin kofar makarantarsu kuma har zuwa yanzu ba a ji duriyarta ba.
Don haka aka bukaci ga duk wanda Allah ya sa ya ganta ko ya ji labarinta, ya tuntubi wannan lamba; 08035361432
'Yan uwanta sun bukaci jama'a da su yada sanarwar ko za a dace.

And

UrWorstNitemare:
Jus go back and sleep jejely

Or else

If I hear phem....

phem

Yesterday was the saddest day in my life. I was at a park when i saw a woman seriously complaining about
her stolen phone. So I went near her to listen to what she was saying.. I was also downloading something
with my phone at that same time.. Immediately she saw my phone she told the crowd that's her phone
which was Samsung galaxy S6 Edge..
For a moment i couldn't even open my mouth, i was so confused. she held me and slapped me. the crowd
attempted to beat me up. But luckily a policeman was passing by and he came into the scene.. He asked what was going on and i explained with tears all over my face.. He sent me to
the police station together with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that i was innocent.. So the policeman asked the woman to call her phone.. she called and a girl
picked and told the woman it was her daughter. The girl told the woman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving to town... I even cried more and more
because I had already been
disgraced .. The policeman told the woman to settle me with some money.. The woman pulled 5million
naira out of her bag and wanted to hand it over to me but it was just too much for me so i just opened my
eyes, stood up from my bed and went to urinate. Please do you think
I should go back to sleep?

After reading this, you will hate Akpos... That's all....
Akpos and his two friends went to China for vacation. Since they didn't have anybody there, they had to stay in a hotel. Their room turned out to be on the 60th floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the elevators are shut down. The next day Akpos and friends went out sight-seeing and stayed out till late arriving back at the hotel after midnight only to find the elevators had been shut down!! Wahala (trouble) don see daybreak.
There was no other way to get to their room other than to take the stairs all the way to the 60th floor!
The first friend said: 'for the first 20 floors, I will tell jokes to keep us going. (pointing to the second friend) you’ll tell us inspirational stories for the next 20 floors, and (pointing to Akpos) you will cover the final 20 floors with sad stories.'
They laughed all the way to the 20th floor. The second friend started telling stories full of
wisdom and by the time they got to the 40th floor, they had learnt a lot..Great, now for the fun part.
Then it was Akpos' turn for sad stories to take them the rest of the way..He started: 'My first sad story is that I forgot the key of the room in the taxi!!!!

After reading this, you will hate Akpos... That's all....
Akpos and his two friends went to China for vacation. Since they didn't have anybody there, they had to stay in a hotel. Their room turned out to be on the 60th floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the elevators are shut down. The next day Akpos and friends went out sight-seeing and stayed out till late arriving back at the hotel after midnight only to find the elevators had been shut down!! Wahala (trouble) don see daybreak.
There was no other way to get to their room other than to take the stairs all the way to the 60th floor!
The first friend said: 'for the first 20 floors, I will tell jokes to keep us going. (pointing to the second friend) you’ll tell us inspirational stories for the next 20 floors, and (pointing to Akpos) you will cover the final 20 floors with sad stories.'
They laughed all the way to the 20th floor. The second friend started telling stories full of
wisdom and by the time they got to the 40th floor, they had learnt a lot..Great, now for the fun part.
Then it was Akpos' turn for sad stories to take them the rest of the way..He started: 'My first sad story is that I forgot the key of the room in the taxi!!!!

phykiesexy:
To teach Dem is not easy at all. Dis coming September will make it a year that I have been teaching Kg 3. I tell u it hasn't been rosy. D parents call to complain how u made d child feel bad or how u didn't show d child love. I miss teaching junior secondary. I made up my mind to stop teaching dem as soon as I get an offer to teach higher classes. Dou dose kids make u learn how to be more patient, how to persevere and smile even when u re very angry at what they do. Anyone that has taught dose little kids for a long time can take any crap that life and marriage gives to dem. Cus teaching Pre school drains u mentally.

i dey tell u eno eazy

Sorry for the poor picture am using nokia e5

I come across a boy near my are,a emir round about suleja,i saw him constructing a bycicle with some materials like irons,woods nd rubbers,i now call him and ask him,what is your name?and he said my name muhammed(whitheld) ,and i now ask him his age?he said his 6 year old,and he is now in primary 4 suleiman bara'u suleja,i now said can i take your picture you and your bycicle?he said yes with shy face,i now snap him,look at the picture below.
I think the goverment of niger state or nigeria goverment to come to his aid to explore this 6year old boy talent.

A

At the creche where I work, there is a little girl named Vicky. She is so cute and sweet.
Yesterday, just before knocking off, I found her busy, trying to put on her shoes.
I approached her, and offered to help her. It was such a torrid time. The boots seamed to be smaller than her size. It took me 5 minutes to help her wear them. When we were done, after making a steps away from her, she called me said "Teacher, you made me wear banana". When I looked at her shoes, to my embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced her shoes - the banana style.
Upon trying to take off the shoes again, it took me 3 minutes. After struggling so much I eventually managed to remove them and tried putting them on again, this time the correct way. However, it was more difficult than the first time.
When I finished, she said: "Teacher, these shoes are not mine!"
I really got angry, but since I work with little kids, I had to be patient and control my anger. I struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked Vicky where her own shoes were and this is what she said:
"These shoes belong to my sister, my mum is the one who made me wear them in the morning today".
This time I boiled in anger. But since I always do my job perfectly and whole heartedly, I helped her to put on the shoes again. When we were done, Vicky pulled another shocker, yet again. "What about the socks, teacher?" she asked.
I wondered whether I should laugh or cry.
Politely and swiftly I asked her, "Where are the socks Vicky?"
She innocently replied: "I shoved them in my shoes, they are in front of my toes"
I Simply Resigned!

This got me laughing.. Kikikikiki
Why I Will Never Teach Pre-School Kids Again!
At the creche where I work, there is a little girl named Vicky. She is so cute and sweet.
Yesterday, just before knocking off, I found her busy, trying to put on her shoes.
I approached her, and offered to help her. It was such a torrid time. The boots seamed to be smaller than her size. It took me 5 minutes to help her wear them. When we were done, after making a steps away from her, she called me said "Teacher, you made me wear banana". When I looked at her shoes, to my embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced her shoes - the banana style.
Upon trying to take off the shoes again, it took me 3 minutes. After struggling so much I eventually managed to remove them and tried putting them on again, this time the correct way. However, it was more difficult than the first time.
When I finished, she said: "Teacher, these shoes are not mine!"
I really got angry, but since I work with little kids, I had to be patient and control my anger. I struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked Vicky where her own shoes were and this is what she said:
"These shoes belong to my sister, my mum is the one who made me wear them in the morning today".
This time I boiled in anger. But since I always do my job perfectly and whole heartedly, I helped her to put on the shoes again. When we were done, Vicky pulled another shocker, yet again. "What about the socks, teacher?" she asked.
I wondered whether I should laugh or cry.
Politely and swiftly I asked her, "Where are the socks Vicky?"
She innocently replied: "I shoved them in my shoes, they are in front of my toes"
I Simply Resigned!

Abeg, make Una no vex. I dey hungry. Since morning, I never chop.
I say make I go kitchen go check weather I go see something put for mouth take hold bele before somebody go call me for work.
After I don scatter every poly bag, plates and pots na only salt I come see wey full bowl.
Na wetin be this na? Why e be say salt no dey gree finish for house?

A

Hey See money

make I go sleep jooor...that na d only thing wey dey give some of us joy..
Baba God no dey charge us money to sleep.. If dem say make I pay for this sleep..wahala don come cos I no get money to pay...
make una continue to dey shout PDP and APC...na una sabi

My Name is Razaki from Owo and this is my story.
I was hanging out alone in a bush smoking some hard weed at around 11pm.
I decided to leave for my house but no taxi on that route at that time of the night, so i started recalling old comedies and started laughing on ma own and i also decided to hitch a ride home if possible.
It started raining heavily and suddenly a range rover jeep stopped by my side. I quickly jumped into the passengers side and closed the door then the car started moving, and just when I was about to say thank you to the driver, I discovered there was no one in the car. I started to freak out but was too scared to jump out of a moving vehicle.
When the car got to a bend, a hand came in through the driver's window and turned the steering wheel. This happened twice and on the third time I totally freaked out, jumped out of the car screaming and landed in a ditch full of rain water. I got up and ran for my dear life and entered the nearest bar I found.
After downing 4 bottles of Odeku and narrating my ghost story to anyone who cared to listen, three guys just walked into the same bar all drenched in rain water.
One of them pointed at me and said, "isn't that the mad man who entered the car while we were pushing it"?

My Name is Razaki from Owo and this is my story.
I was hanging out alone in a bush smoking some hard weed at around 11pm.
I decided to leave for my house but no taxi on that route at that time of the night, so i started recalling old comedies and started laughing on ma own and i also decided to hitch a ride home if possible.
It started raining heavily and suddenly a range rover jeep stopped by my side. I quickly jumped into the passengers side and closed the door then the car started moving, and just when I was about to say thank you to the driver, I discovered there was no one in the car. I started to freak out but was too scared to jump out of a moving vehicle.
When the car got to a bend, a hand came in through the driver's window and turned the steering wheel. This happened twice and on the third time I totally freaked out, jumped out of the car screaming and landed in a ditch full of rain water. I got up and ran for my dear life and entered the nearest bar I found.
After downing 4 bottles of Odeku and narrating my ghost story to anyone who cared to listen, three guys just walked into the same bar all drenched in rain water.
One of them pointed at me and said, "isn't that the mad man who entered the car while we were pushing it"?

omonla555:


The LORD will increase your knowledge and understanding

amen

Bethelwealthy:
...............must APC play politics with everything?? And Ogoni people will be busy clapping for this scam.....

HOW TO IDENTIFY A MAD DOG AND WAILER
-When you say corruption is evil they say it is a mere stealing
-If you say Bring Back our Loot they say what about APC
-When they hear EFCC is investigating thieves that stole our collective resources, they start acting movie and named it Avengers
-When you follow them to London, Dubai, USA etc they come back and pay Columnist to start following you.
-You say Fayose come and account for this money they take to Facebook to cause PMB. ---They are happy crude is crashing on international market and complain of hike in food stuff MUMU
-They are happy Avengers are bombing Oil and Gas pipeline and complain of Epileptic Power supply.
-They are happy Baba is sick nd travel bt angry when he landed like Iroko
-They want Nigeria destroyed and Pray PDP take over 2019 funny which country!
-They want Naira to sell at Parallel market N500 per dollar nd want to buy a bag of Rice N9000 MUMU
-They buy Fuel N450 per Litre on queue with "I beg" and complain of Removal of subsidy that put it at N140 without queue and respect, confused
-They want Biafra and still apply for Police Job Laugh won kill me.

I dey laugh in swahili
kikikikikikikikikikikikiki

“This is unlike before. When I operate alone, I could make close to N150,000 daily. Now, business is so difficult.” The arrested Adeleke, who resigned as a factory worker to join One Chance robbery gang, said: “We do not make much money like before. The present economic condition in the country has greatly affected One Chance business. We have not been able to make much money— everywhere is dry.
”
http:// www.vanguardngr. com/2016/06/ economic- situati…-robbery-suspect/
source:http:// www.vanguardngr. com/2016/06/ economic- situati…-