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Wow this guy is genius

Am speechless

Fayose the wailler
you see ur life?
Very very shamefull wallahi tallahi,
shettima my chair carry go jare,
Don't waste your time arguing, especially with those who are arrogant. No matter what you say or do, they simply won't accept the truth. It won't work out, we should be strong enough to let it go.

Pyno30:
If not that you copied and Paste this nonsense, i would said you are a Mad dog.

wailer copy nd paste urs let see,
stu pid sisi

engrflames:
Excuse me Abo.ki, are you ok?
Buhari is a tribalist and a corrupt leader and his fight against corruption is one sided.

really?
and who heck are u?
Dasuki is ur brother right?
And shekarau ur uncle?
And sheriff ur fada?
Wailers will never understand.

HOW TO IDENTIFY A MAD DOG AND WAILER
-When you say corruption is evil they say it is a mere stealing
-If you say Bring Back our Loot they say what about APC
-When they hear EFCC is investigating thieves that stole our collective resources, they start acting movie and named it Avengers
-When you follow them to London, Dubai, USA etc they come back and pay Columnist to start following you.
-You say Fayose come and account for this money they take to Facebook to cause PMB. ---They are happy crude is crashing on international market and complain of hike in food stuff MUMU
-They are happy Avengers are bombing Oil and Gas pipeline and complain of Epileptic Power supply.
-They are happy Baba is sick nd travel bt angry when he landed like Iroko
-They want Nigeria destroyed and Pray PDP take over 2019 funny which country!
-They want Naira to sell at Parallel market N500 per dollar nd want to buy a bag of Rice N9000 MUMU
-They buy Fuel N450 per Litre on queue with "I beg" and complain of Removal of subsidy that put it at N140 without queue and respect, confused
-They want Biafra and still apply for Police Job Laugh won kill me.

Hmmm

No be small thing

Just a name checker

@op

Aah
aah
wetin we no go hear for this country

This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girlbwho passed away last month.
Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working with MTN.
She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and
most night talking with Emeka on her
phone. Lola's family knew about their
relationship.
Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.)
Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends:"If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone"She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a Babalawo who had the gift
of communicating with the dead. He
sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said:"this girl is missing something".
Then her friends told them about her intention to be buried with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and
placed her phone inside the casket.
After that, they tried to carry the body which could now be moved and they carried it away easily.
Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lol as birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news.
He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the previous day, He then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It
rang and Lola picked it and they were
chatting.
They called the Babalawo to come and
intervene and when he came and do some incantations for 5 hours, It
was revealed that MTN is everywhere you go.
Chill! Don't insult me yet, because I'm
also looking for the person that composed
this......lolz.
But u like gist sha!!!!! See how u
concentrated on
this....

IyfeNamikaze:
oga spare me that gibberish, so Saudis nko? they are all "few radicals " abi? or the UAE Muslims or Qatar Muslims? Afghan Muslims, Pakistani Muslims..... all the Muslims in these countries are the "few radicals" abi?

even YOU won't do any different from what those Kano bastards did to that woman. if you don't participate in the killing, you will surely instigate it. You people are all the same, so don't come and be quoting Koran here, the same Koran you people qoute before publicly beheading people.

there is not bad religion
except bad people.
Do u agree?

dokyOloye:
Islamabad.
Hypocritical religion with hypocritical followers.
Any time d blasphemy card is played,it is usually on christians and moderate muslims and it is usually cos of trivial issues like this.
Infact,saying something perceived as an insult to a person whose name is incidentally mohammed can earn one d blasphemy accusation.
Islam is truly a religion of piss.

Muslims are terrorists :::
This is by far the biggest misconception of Islam, given unfairly by stereotyping and the public image that the media gives. Has anyone else noticed how when a specific group of people attack another group of people it is labeled as a ‘hate crime’, but when a Muslim opens fire on anybody it is quickly regarded as ‘terrorism’. Many political dictators and officials or extremist groups use the name of Islam as a strategy to garner followers and attention when many of their practices go against the true basis of Islam. The media has also portrayed Islam as a cult or a club where if you join you become a terrorist and that is now part of your agenda. However all over the world people practice Islam in the true form and use it as a way of life. There are many verses in the Quran that go against the idea of terrorism. Some of these verses include “fight in the way of Allah those that fight you but do not transgress limits for God does not love transgressors.” This basically means do not fight except in self defense and even in doing so do not go beyond defense. Another verse states “if they seek peace, then you seek peace,” which means do not attack people for no reason or kill innocent people. There is nowhere in Islam, whether it be in the Quran or the teachings of Muhammad, that promotes the killing of innocent people

The things we see on social media no be for here..lol

NEPA or PHCN or whatever you wish to call them are the greatest joke of the century. At the end of every month you pay for services you hardly enjoy.
A friend of mine was narrating his ordeal on what transpired between him and these stupid skunk....
They came with their team leader and demanded for bill, he confessed to the leader that please they should come the next day and he promised he will settle the bill, but the NEPA guy was adamant and insisted that he either pay or face the wrath of disconnection there and then (they pay flat rate because there is no prepaid meter yet). Him and his brothers beg beg, soteyy their saliva is almost dried up, but the NEPA guy was unyielding. My friend gave up, and the NEPA guy climbed up and disconnected the light fyammmm.
My friend just find a place and sat down jejely... As soon as they disconnected the light, his brothers now came up in fury and swear that it is either they drop the wire they disconnected or receive the beating of their lives. They were ever ready to attack those stupid skunk... And on seeing these youth in rage like hungry trained dogs, the NEPA staff calmly drop the wires and take their leave without saying PIM.
‪#‎ It_Pays_to_figh t_for_your_righ t‬

vizkiz:
this is not a marriage, this is a fuckiage

lol and me likey

Good for her

The things we see on social media no be for here..lol i think say na only naija we dey do this kind of stuff oyinbo too they do am

Me likey
dino chop your money abeg
not like stingy bubu

Heeey this small boy,baba God please pick up my call

Hw about this?

Ff

truth be told, even though I am highly critical of buhari, I think the war on terrorism is highly sustained

Pls mod i dont know where to post dis.where is enlishlanders please help translate this sentence into english.
Pic below

Shi cin po corruption chan

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I remember one day in my primary school. I was a positively stubborn child and one day , I stepped on a pin which penetrated my left foot. I cried out of pain. My father sat me down on the ground, raised my leg and tried to remove the pin. He pulled and I yelled and cried. The more he pulled, the more I cried loudly. The pain was unbearable. I was soaked in my sweat. I cried and I cried. My father looked at me and I could see his face, He carried my pain. He felt my agony and expressed my desperation. But in spite of all that, he did not stop. He pulled until he brought out the pin. Blood gushed out of my leg. He managed to stop it. He washed my wound, cleaned my leg, applied iodine and bandaged it. I felt relieved and after some days, the pain went away, my leg got healed and I was happy again. Can you see why this process of CHANGE and national transformation must go on? Buhari is a true father of our nation, he feels our pains.He feels our frustration created by saboteurs. He is desperate to end our suffering but he also knows that after this little period of pain, there will come a long period of relief and joy. There is light at the end of the tunnel. Sai Baba @MBuhar, let's be patient as for any success there must to be hiccups/heartbreaking challenge.

truth be told, even though I am highly critical of buhari, I think the war on terrorism is highly sustained

ShowYourCertificate:
Inconclusive National Electoral Commission (INEC)
I'm not surprised. Afterall, Buhari's WASC result is inconclusive

wailling wailers

Good job our nigeria DSS