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A lady that can differentiate between sarcasm and real talks attracts me.

An introverted extrovert attracts me

Tolexander: i wonder o!

Does that mean we should be going to the hospitals and start farting in the wards where there are patient for them to get healed, instead of praying for them?

.. This is absolutely incredible. So fart is now salubrious.

I trust my brothers on the other side for the production of packaged farts soon.

Iso!

chitexy: useful hint: 2.54cm=1inc 1cm=0.3937inch 1cm3=0.061inch3

one side of a sugar cube is 2cm. how many can fit into a box with dimension 4x6x8inches
(a)375 (b)350 (c)325 (d) 400 (e) 425
solution
2cm=.7874inch
volume of sugar cube= .7874^3
=.4882
volume of box=4x6x8=192
cube of sugar that can fit in= 192/.4882
=393.281

the right ans is 375 as the box cannot carry up to the approximated figure of 400. it can carry 393 cubes below
ans=375

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Wetin con difficult for this one now? Carry ur material go romance joor

Tolexander: sure, if you are really serious with it!
We are of one family.

I am

Tolexander: our mother knows her

very well then. Can I meet her? She needs to start taking care of your younger bro

Dazzlee: Nahh....I just concisely described you.

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Really? ..after all I condoned(neurotic maladies). The incessant demands of s** . I thought you liked it.

Lorlaahlozz: B'cuz he's yet to ask me out

okay, can we go out?

Dazzlee: I can't stand
1) bad hygiene.......bad breath, body odour, unkempt hair, dirty and long nails....geez! Just don't come close.
2) immaturity.
3) irresponsibility.....you can't take responsibility for your action, always making excuses or looking for who to put the blame on...
4) extreme laziness
5) persistent lying especially when it's so obvious that you're telling a lie and you still insist on it.....Arrgghh! Just shut up already.


That's all I can think of

You Succinctly described ur Ex.

Tolexander: sure!
But i didn't mention your name anyway.
I prayed for myself and everything in me. Fortunately, your are part of me cos in my heart is where i place you.

chai!...see 'psyching' . Our mother must hear this

emeralddayo: olora

hmm. Used to stay at Nova.

emeralddayo: r u kiddin me?i stay in adebayo nd i avent seen any tin lik ur soo kald pussy harvest

where do you stay in adebayo?

oh boy,i also received the invite o

you did the right thing bro. Go there again tonight and ignore any sign he makes. You might even wanna consider moving in with him.

Expect a chat. Normal cliche. Tell me about yourself, why do you wanna work for us,bla bla bla....since it is a chat,brace yourself up on some current issues in the country.

Slutsky- An Economist

Tstone1: Thanks bro...I guess this test and the whole recruitment is all about chance! any1 can make it if it's that person God ordained job!

naso oo.

Her penchant for street fight.... She's my DADA now. Bullshitting any bullshitter

Good

Tolexander: o lenu pa bro!

How u dey?

bro, I dey o..how every?

Place: my room- gets neat automatically when a G is coming. States: Ekiti- confident and proud people. Cool weather. Lagos- beautiful scenic environment. Everybody always looking serious and in a hurry.

Lorlaahlozz: ur name

niyi emmanuel

Lorlaahlozz: Ibadan

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Lorlaahlozz: T

your current location?

Lorlaahlozz: None

T or D

N H

Aptitude test is part of interview process. I've had my fair share of experiences with aptitude test. I guess what is being talked about here is oral interview. Hmmm. After series of regret mail from aptitude tests, I managed to scale through the test conducted by one of the big 4 audit firms. I was very happy and overjoyed like I just won a million dollar. Waited for 4 months before I was called for interview/AC. The interview day came and hopes were high. As I wore my suit, I dey see myself as one of the big 4 guys. Quickly, I dashed out of my friend's house and boarded a bus going down to island because the interview was scheduled for 12. The joy of attending interview filled my heart(as per my first time now), I was not even nervous or fidgety. This euphoria made me to miss the way to the venue(just dey waka about one area for VI). I got to the interview venue late amidst sweat and dirty shoes. One beautiful lady directed me to where my fellow interviewees were. On getting there they were all like 'good afternoon'. I responded, as per OAU "aro" boy, I asked them if they were all for the interview of which they responded in the affirmative. Na so I just say "follow me". Oh menh con see as dem respond shaperly .I withdrew and they all laughed. I really got them and it sent a relief of tension into the air. The interview proper. I was interviewed by a four man panel. The interview was going well until one devil asked about my project. Project! I exclaimed. He said yes, na so I just burst into laughter. One lady asked what's funny. "Nothing", I said. I discussed the project ( by lying in some areas though). This devil just caught me red handed in my regression analysis and how those variables fits into the regression. I just dey say "ahm ahm ahm" they caught me( I didn't read it).I never knew the motherf**ker studied econs. Na so the dream of joining that big four end o. Got the regret mail on my way home. Moral. Read your project before any interview.

Engr DozzyMary: same hia, ntin @ al..

hey bro, can you please help me with the email addy of AWD HR a guy posted here before the nairaland hiatus. Thanks.