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issokay

Thank God I don't have time to waste on television
#busymakingmoney!

Thanks for compiling a list of 17 things I will definitely Google - out of curiosity!

TVTKOKO:
Abeg this guy dun dey find werrin go giv am money this recession Lmao

I think so too!

Now we all know her real date of birth. Hehehehehehehehe

Look for another house. Simple!

jonaifame22:
Lord help me let my wedding day be glamorous and my marriage sweet, IJN

Amen!

Cheaper than hosting them in Sheraton Abuja. Sharp guy

Wisdomkosi:
By 2020 you will be ashamed that you once used the phone you are using now

I concur!

Naughtytboy:
Oh,,, so na termite go Bleep your pussy now,,, ladies when you alive give us dat pussy let's bleep,, rip my love

God have mercy on you

Wow! enlightening

Exactly why I don't trust any lady with tattoo on certain 'sensitive' parts of her body. Chances are that the person that worked on the tattoo also 'worked' on those parts

God bless him!

thornapple:
I really like this. You sure will make a great Dad.
Thumbs up.

Thanks!

This right here is why I am enrolling my daughters into Karate class

voicelez:
Buhari, she didn't eat well before going into labour

This is a mean thing to say under such a circumstance

Haniel18:
wat is d real motive of dis stupid show

To waste people's time, mess up cherished values, pollute minds, promote immorality, etc . . .

shortgun:
Buy a star n stand out!
Never driven another car my whole life.....I don't feel safe if am not in a Benz.
Never been stranded on d road.....a knocked Benz can still take u 500kms.
Power steering means power steering.... U can turn comfortably doing 160km.
Engine lasts for ever.
Transmission never fails.
No sudden accelerations.
ABS is surperb.
Break Assist(BAS) comes to ur aid whenever you want to make a sudden stop.
The car learns your driving pattern with time.
Sound system is the best.

In fact..... I salute Benz.

Yes O!
#teambenzforever!

I love ma Benz sha

MMM una welldone you hear?

Looks like fish roll to me

konkonbilo:
Which camp is this?

Did you read the topic before asking this question?

I belong to the forth group INDIFFERENT

Skeleton indeed

Is he related to Techno phone?

We go dey pray for you

Cossy! face your chest front O!

Emeka, you try

I learnt the hard way that the human heart has the tendency to be extremely stu.pid!
Before you expose it to the violent storms of love (whatever that means ), ensure you are spiritually, emotionally, financially and physically mature.

If you are still in school, forget relationships. Face your studies!

If as a guy, you don't have a source of income, or are still depending on your parents, please save yourself the pain. hustle first! Love will find you when you are ready

Girls: Any guy who fornicates with you will not marry you. Even if you do get married, the foundation of trust has been eroded. Keep yourself pure.

Do not rely on your own understanding or adopt the advises of your peers - trust in God's wisdom alone.

What you sow is what you will reap - if you defile someone's child, someone else will defile your own child

Time: Everyone makes time for who/what they love. If they start claiming busy, don't even think twice - break it up!

A relationship that is one-sided is primed to fail eventually

A person who does not have self control in a relationship will definitely not have self control in marriage

Be yourself - if a person does not like you the way you are, they should go and hug transformer.

Girls: If any guy uses the line "if you love me you will allow me have s.x with you" - dump him. Don't think twice [thank me latter ]

Any relationship that takes you away from God is a toxic relationship. Flee!

A person that wants to keep the relationship secret (from your friends and family) wants to cheat and then dump you. Be wise!
NEVER commit yourself to a goal-less relationship. Some guys are experts at wasting ladies' time - they know they will not marry them, but they enjoy fetching from the honey pot. When they are through, they will move to the one they had always really loved!

Girls: Nothing you do will make a guy marry you, if he doesn't want to marry you. If you like, cook for him, wash for him, do all the aerobics in bed. If he has not planned to marry you, nothing for you!

Good news is, if a guy is serious about the relationship, he will not leave you in doubt!

[Trust me, I hated the above advises myself when I was much younger. Looking back in retrospect, I now realise that those old school philosophies are time tested and solid. Now I sound old school myself . Hate me if you like, one day you will grow up and become an old school philosopher too...]