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BusinessRe: My Worst Regret While Trying To Make Money Online by Abian:
Their modus operandi on Facebook is to post flashy lifestyle, then post lots of screenshot of successful transactions.. then mentes will start flooding in.
Better cash out for them.
After a week, they get irritated when you ask them simple questions.

All of them na scam
BusinessRe: My Worst Regret While Trying To Make Money Online by Abian: 10:06pm On Mar 23, 2022
I paid chatinet 10k for copywriting tutorial, baba only taught for like 4 days and left all of us there sad

They're many on this Nairaland.
RomanceRe: I Am Sorry. by Abian: 9:56pm On Mar 20, 2022
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Christianity EtcRe: £10/N8,525 Giveaway: Winner: @NaijaCuzin. Congratulations!! by Abian: 12:25am On Feb 07, 2022
The silliest thing I ever did...

Back in the day around 2005, I was in JSS 2 and their was this men's boxer in vogue then, the name is TOMMY HELFIGER. Every boy in the community school I attended then had that boxer. During break time, you'll see boys intentionally pull their school shorts to reveal that amazing underwear cheesy

After I told everyone I know to buy the boxer for me and no one did, I started saving my transport fare to school.To and fro my school was 40 naira while the underwear was N120 naira back then.

I saved 20 naira every week day.

Then I went to the market to buy my special TOMMY boxer grin
It was the most beautiful in the whole school lol.

Usually I wash it and hang on top of my room door every Sunday so that my Monday morning everywhere go fresh grin

That was how my annoying elder sister now went there and shifted my special TOMMY boxer one side and hanged her favorite pink pant ( she was around 19yo then... Was tall with hips too)

Omo Monday morning, I took my bath, applied lotion to all the edges and sketches grin , ready to wear my boxer, only to find it still wet for one corner angry . I felt like commiting murder cry

I was soooo angry I decided that the best revenge was to wear her own favorite pant.

That was how my small skinny self wear size 60 pant grin , I now used office pin to hook the pant to fit, wore my school short over it and went to school.

You need to see that day for school.

I was sweating like a he goat grin

Ball I no fit play

No matter who you are, just don't touch me lol

All my friends kept asking me if I was okay

Deep down in my heart I dey pray make pant no go unhook oo lol

Car TalkAmerican Cars!!! by Abian(op):
For all your American cars like Chevrolet, Ford, Chrysler etc in Lagos I'm your best plug for maintenance and repairs.

EducationRe: UNILAG AND LASU: Which Has More Igbo Students Please? by Abian: 10:40am On Jan 30, 2022
It's definitely LASU

The proximity of the school to markets like Alaba, OJO, iyanoba makes that area a good place to live by may Igbo traders. So it's a no brainer to send their kids to LASU.
FamilyRe: Should She Go Ahead And Be Withdrawing His Money? by Abian: 10:03pm On Jan 28, 2022
Betting is the worst form of addiction embarassed

If they're yet to have kids, she should divorce that man ASAP, relocate to another place and get her life together.

If she can work and has kids, she should still relocate with the kids and maybe get the man to sign an undertaking to pay a certain amount of money for the kids upbringing then get herself a job or possibly remarry.

It'd be hard to stop a grown man from betting.

Very soon he'll start beating the lady out of frustration.
PoliticsRe: Enyinnaya Nwafor Paid Don Ubani N5m To Attack Gov. Ikpeazu - Ex-LGA Chair by Abian: 9:45pm On Jan 28, 2022
As a true son of the soil, any attack on Ikpeazu should be encouraged.
Spiritually o, physically, psychologically, emotionally etc... even if the only thing you do every morning is to curse Ikpeazu, you're doing the right thing.

Man is a huge disgrace to us.
RomanceRe: What An Elderly Man Told Me About Marriage by Abian: 9:42pm On Jan 28, 2022
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CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Boy, Michael Jackson Aka 'Ella' In Lagos With Pot Of Juju by Abian: 8:35pm On Jan 26, 2022
I don't have a problem with EFCC arresting a yahoo boy, but showing off his pot of juju is pure stupidity and what has kept us Africans backward. A people without an identity.

It's just like arresting a yahoo boy with his Bible or Quran. huh
SportsRe: Eden Hazard And Lessons For Nigerian Youths by Abian: 7:21pm On Jan 24, 2022
There's something wrong with the way you write honestly

I had a headache trying to read all that... Your writing is stuffy. Please add a little humor next time.
RomanceRe: Man Divorce His Wife During Wedding Reception Over Her Choice Of Song by Abian: 6:50pm On Jan 24, 2022
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RomanceRe: She Walked Up To Admire Me(advice ME) by Abian: 6:48pm On Jan 24, 2022
Confra guys don mark you out embarassed

Your own don finish grin
CrimeRe: Man Beats & Strangles His 38-Year-Old Lover To Death In Ondo (Photos) by Abian: 6:40pm On Jan 24, 2022
“the police asked us to provide logistics for them to go visit the suspect’s house which is scene of the incident. Since we haven’t given them logistics, they are yet to visit the scene.”

Police why na cry
RomanceRe: Woman Trends After Tattooing Baby Hairs To Her Forehead by Abian: 9:10pm On Jan 20, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
They look beautiful tho..she has reasons for that..if she's cool by it why not?
Big lady enjoy yourself.. cheesy
Columbus the Romance section colonizer grin

Never saying anything reasonable unfortunately.
CelebritiesRe: I’m Legally Single — Ka3na Clears Air On Martial Status (Pix) by Abian:
angry

Boss lady in the mud grin
PoliticsRe: SNM Accuses Nnamdi Kanu Of Crimes Against Humanity by Abian: 11:34pm On Jan 17, 2022
Chuksmonika:
look at this useless Fulani man trying to plant a seed of hatred between Biafrans.

Look at the nonsense you typed and tell me if you are normal. How can an Abian be against someone from Anambra, when we are all igbos and one?
So many agents of divide and rule are on this platform
So many paid people with different agendas

In the peak of that coronavirus, we bursted a propaganda group of monikers from China that were paid to twist the truth on this platform.

This place is hateland... If I want to know real people's opinions, I go to Facebook and Twitter.
SportsRe: Tweet About Nigeria Winning AFCON, World Cup, Iheanacho & Ndidi For Ballon D'or by Abian: 2:01pm On Jan 17, 2022
When Enyinmba finally join EPL, Chelsea gats go down to championship because na only one team suppose wear blue grin

RomanceRe: Any Online Skills Acquisition That Can Train Ten Member Of Nairaland Bill On Me by Abian:
Moyinoluwa35:
please i don't know where i can post this one, i need any online skills any member of nairaland can be trained bills we be on me.. i prefer five male and five female.. please lalasticala can you select and find any trust worthy member that can train any member of nairaland, and try reaching me so i can paid the money.. i tend to understand helping someone learn a skill can help in creating more employment
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RomanceRe: Seven Reasons why you should disconnect yourself from Pornography. by Abian: 12:42am On Jan 17, 2022
True
RomanceRe: Every Tv Show On Netflix Now Has A Gay Couple- Psychologist Omar by Abian: 10:58pm On Jan 16, 2022
When we now see gay couples in cartoons


Talk about subtly shoving it down our throats angry

Me na Indian short movies I go soon concentrate on.., at least Dem dey get mad storylines
RomanceRe: Best Ever Way!!see The 9 Ways To Break Up With Your Girlfriend by Abian: 7:06pm On Jan 16, 2022
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CelebritiesRe: Before Social Media: Hangouts Where Celebrities, Fans Converged (Photos) by Abian: 4:36pm On Jan 15, 2022
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PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo: South-East Is The Most Qualified For Presidency In 2023 by Abian: 1:20pm On Jan 15, 2022
flokii:
So who is stopping them from contesting? instead of making moves to give their preferred candidates good publicity, it's Tinubu and SW agenda they are attacking all over the place.

It's only Igbos that have been attacking and speaking ill of Tinubu just like they did to Awolowo and M.K.O Abiola yet some dumb folks in the South West still thinks North is our problem.

If Igbos should get presidency today, I'm 100% sure they will continue Azikiwe's agenda of dominating others, remove Yorubas completely from politics like we saw under GEJ and tag call for restructuring a treasonable offence. Then everyone's eyes will clear.
What is the manifesto of a typical Igbo other than to fill space in Aso rock and claim it's SE turn.. SE turn for what exactly??
How old are you?

You open your mouth to say Igbos didn't support Abiola?
You're a silly child
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu: How I Made My First Million by Abian: 9:01pm On Jan 13, 2022
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CrimeRe: NDLEA Confirms Presence At De General’s House, Says Drugs Were Recovered by Abian: 6:53am On Jan 13, 2022
YeyeGbami:
Nigerians dey always like to form one kain sabi in situations like this. Sometimes it is good to listen first. No be only your house dey lagos, if ndlea show up that means something dey sup.

Next thing no be to run go online dey shout constitutional right, which yeye right.
My brother go online oo
Except you're not in Nigeria again!

These guys could murder you in cold blood if there's no evidence or means to identify them!

My cousin and I were arrested at Ketu bus stop as we just dey climb down from bike.

E get police station just across the road, but them no carry us go there.
These men carry us dey go ikorodu, along bushy paths.
When they noticed my cousin wey dey quiet all through been dey record their faces, them come dey ask for settlement.

Who knows what they had in mind
SportsRe: Ethopia Vs Cape Verde: AFCON 2021 (0 - 1) On 9th January 2022 by Abian: 9:56pm On Jan 09, 2022
Afcon eh

Na only north African countries dey play better football

These ones dem just dey run up and down like headless chicken
RomanceRe: What Will You Do Under This Condition?(picture) by Abian: 7:50am On Jan 08, 2022
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RomanceRe: Men Support Men In The Mud (photo) by Abian: 3:47pm On Jan 05, 2022
shocked

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