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kabukabu50:
This is only a problem for people with no papers.

I can't relate and no one that I know either.

Who cares.

Travel for immigration is a choice. Just make sure you remain happy with ur choice and don't later become a devil feminist afterwards trying to deceive or manipulate young girls back home because of the hidden frustration u brought to ur self. This is why people like us are wasting their time trying to inform gullible fellows like u before hand.

Look at Nigeria today u will see a lot of lost girls who think that they will use same culture of Europe here in Africa thereby many can not stay with a man peacefully due to listening to bad advice from online feminist multivational speakers who has wasted their God given opportunities in Nigeria and then run to western world thinking it will be heaven only to become more frustrated and devil's at last. Since there are no jobs in Western world for them, they turn to socal media to pour out their demonic venoms and also cash out some pennies from subscribers. At the end destroying Africa the more from a far.

Look at people like nnamdi kanu and Simon ekpen, these are people who are jobless in Europe and today they have used their frustrations to curse havoc in Nigeria including Sunday ignoho of Yoruba nation agitation. The list is endless.

Aunty pls japa and be quit over and enjoy ur happiness or embrace ur frustration and let Nigeria rest for God furkng sake.

I like people to run away from Nigeria but the problem them send back to Nigeria is bigger than the problems they curse while they were here. By the way, travel is life because it is far more beneficial in experience wise than PhD in Nigeria but please don't embrace the devil over there because his house is over there and he is always out to catch gullibles like u.

Ciao

Continue to deceive ur self even after getting first hand free information.

Let me tell, the first thing the European immigration will do for u free of charge is to help u bring ur immediate family to Europe especially if they happen to be ur children. But the truth is that u may think that u are the one who paid for those expenses but alas.

Oyibo is too wise for people like u. They prefer ur children to u because they will have the chance to manipulate them and configure their Brian from fresh in order to use them for ever because children that grow up in Europe has mealy 0(zero) chance of returning to Africa for ever thereby remaining slaves and contributing to free labour to Europe for ever.

Sometimes, they will deport the parents after some years or manipulate them to go back leaving their children especially after the children has come of age.

Anyways, who no go moho know. The problem is that those who go may not have the chance or boldness to say what they saw.

So u know how much it cost for two people to immigrate to the uk legally? Now, that is to tell u how much they were making in Nigeria which is to say that they can easily build a house of their own and can also own business and grow it but now they will have to skuize them selves into 2 rooms and the mother and father will work their ass out for God knows eternity then their children will continue where they stoped

rezzy:
All these thing you are yarning sef.

I know people that are over there and are making it.
A couple left without their children on study visa, before 3 months, they paid up the money borrowed. Then in another 6 months, the man came to pick their children.
It took 6 months to come pick them because they wanted them to finish the session in school.
My question is, if they are not seeing money, how did they achieve all that.?

Indeed it is ur true life story

This is the first time u created a topic

So this is what has been eating u up

No wonder

Everybody has been asking if u a a man or women

Chai, so na this thing make u dey saddd always

Anyways, u will see people like u in the comments.

By their fruits we shall know them

Nothing hidden u der the sun that shall not be revealed

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Our True Life Story Series.


Hello Nairalanders,
He found out his wife is a hermaphrodite on their honeymoon?!
What is your take on this?

rezzy:
Which one is no beer, cigarette and kpekus? Are those ones part of enjoyment?

No they are part of disenjoyment

You people after arriving in Europe and oyibo will watch ur head with soap and work on Brian till u begin to pretend that drinking and smoking is for only bad people while them oyibos can never do without smoking and drinking even from age of 10.

I have lived in Europe for a good number of years and know first hand and not 'them say'

The 1000% truth is that the op is in for a very long ride and it is just beginning and the worst is that the longer the worster

Very soon he will disown all his family members in Nigeria and friends too because he can not send them even 100£ every 2 months then he will be claiming they are not thinking well but he him self has made him self 'by force pastor'

While immigrants females who arrived in Europe as single or divorce will become shemales and will send a man to jail at any given chance using the help of their finished old tired shemales oyibos contacts

This is the kind of rhetoric you will hear from a confirm tout, I mean full time zombie.

I always know that this Mr. Olu is atulu, completely anumanu

Similar to the kind of words papa agbado like to use too 'Labour in vain' is it for corn or cassava but he is not a farmer and he does not own any farm. May God forbid tinubu. Isee

The earlier u start to be ur self the better ur chance after all ur situation will not change when u lie about it in fact it goes worse because u will be deceiving ur brain. In other words, the ability for ur brain to figure a way to better ur situations will hindered.

If something is as clear as white but maybe it does not favor u. The best thing is for u to call it what it is and stop this nonsense 9ja stupid imagination 'i see u in a big house, claim it' oga grow up, those postors and imams are just curn men milking gullible fellows like u.

Don't u see that the members will continue in poverty even after claiming heaven and earth while the preachers will always ask them to pay big offerings and saw seeds which they will use to enrich them selves physically.

The Europeans knows all this things about people like u and co. And they will continue to use the same trick to slave u in Europe and America for many many years. You will just be working like donkeys waiting and hoping for green card or permanent residency but alas ur children will continue where u stopped.

Them never tell u say u be mumu

kabukabu50:
So you really think that a person's internet name on a web page is an indication of their lifestyle.

Wow.

You're really smart,aren't you.

fykes:
Funny you need to get a life for yourself before you can analyse another's. Whoever spends like u just wrote on a minimum wage has no plans for life...I can see why you are stuck where you are.
"Whoever thinks he knows, knows nothing as he ought to "

U mugu, we are trying to see how this oga can survive in England with his low budget income hence the calculations.

Should I now calculate for him base on other peoples income?

Abeg go Wear supergatee and enter ur night Market b4 children begin cry

and who u think say u wan fool u forget say ur moniker na "fake" be ur nick name.

U self wey dey use borrowed data wan still chuk mouth for this matter

Evening aunty abeg go hustle, night Don come

fykes:
Funny you need to get a life for yourself before you can analyse another's. Whoever spends like u just wrote on a minimum wage has no plans for life...I can see why you are stuck where you are.
"Whoever thinks he knows, knows nothing as he ought to "

kabukabu50:
After my monthly spending,I save over $1000.

I also contribute to a 401k and I have investments in the US stock market.

abeg shift make i faint

Ur own koboless Don make ur brain comut from this earth. U be mumu. So u forget say ur moniker na kabukabu50kobo

U be mumu

Abeg go drink ur garri if any is left. Atule ala

U wey ur poverty dey smell all over NL. If Satan swear for u eeh, u wan collect em position for lies. Ezi ofia, nkita ekuke ala

Kitipka lachagi anya there. Hunger ambassador

That guy wey ask say the fuel cost to go see the destruction is equal to property na genius

Keyemo is mumu

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zki2Q3WTEg


Georgina Rodriguez

Jorgina Jorgina Jorgina

How times did I called u, where una dey see this money

God abeg ooh do it according to my heart desires. Just credit my account with any digit plus many zeros besides it and let me answer efcc and co

fykes:
Typical of y'all only think with your penis.
Read again and learn

Nothing left to read aunty evening

Exaggerated 478£ x 4 = 1912£/month

Rent in a shared apartment/montg = 300£

Food and toiletries/month = 1000£

Electricity and gas/month so called 60£ in shared apartments

Transportation /month = 150£

Total low budget expenditure =1510 balance 402£

No bear and no cigarette and no pkekus for God knows eternity

EvergreenDiarie:
I want my face to be very rough becos soon I will be in the streets pranking street gangsters

If them no send u go ruwanda na and UK no dey give refugee status to 9ja since 1980 till date

pocohantas:
Lol. I was wondering if that is a typo. He said a week sha, not a month.

Corrected and is still not better compa to what he was making in 9ja

Ur so called income in the so called UK after monthly rent and feeding plus pkekus high cost is less than what u save in 9ja

fykes:
U
Tax the air you breathe? Who lies to y'all about this?
I made 300k/month as a project manager in Lagos with other side businesses and that looked well enough until I moved to UK.
Living in the so called expensive London, I pay £60 only for light and gas.
I make an average of £478 -500 in a week here after tax. Go figure.

dionma:
How is this news biko. If you have relocated, please do. Na food wey he collect he dey show. Do you know how many of my neighbors have given me food today. Do you need to posting just to justify your decision.

abeg come carry ur mate ooh the worst be say na refugee camp em dey

Just look at his eyes and you can see frustration, disappointment, anger and lastly unstoppable tears.

Las Las, Poor man in Nigeria is a poor man in jupita

That is the problem with most of you empty 'humans' why don't counter my narratives with counter facts or point out my mistakes.

You simply start harassment which is the only way you think is better to protect ur own wrong life. Listen oga, the earlier you start allowing ur brain to contemplate reality the better for you because people like you who decided to block their minds from reality are not always there to tell the stories.

You maybe a hopeless immigrant in a dead refugee camp in Germany or Italy or you are hopeless in Nigeria because your mind is fixed on japa. Anyways, u aboki with ur empty kettle

kabukabu50:
Your mind has been beaten into submission by poverty.

You couldn't be more wrong

Because after six months into their new green land, the will now begin to see clearly and know that they have less than 0(zero) chance of saving 100 dollars or euros or pounds in in 6 months because oyibo must fooled them and drive their brain like toy car.

M brother if you are not rich or from money family but you want make money and ur mind is thinking of travelling, better go to African countries first from there will have clear information about almost all countries of this world including Europe and America then you can make a better decision afterwards.

Europe especially is the worst place to japa to with ur last kobo. You may not be able to save 50euros in 2 months with bad weather and humiliation of the highest order.

Angelfrost:
Congrats!

Why do most of you feel the need to start a YouTube channel the moment y'all finally get out there, especially Nigerians entering Canada and UK?!!

No offense, just curious about a growing and funny trend!

Respect to educational men men wey sabi


Those ur analysis about those halfman/halfwoman that has been the current devils of today making simple life hard for real nigas really cought my attention.

You are blessed. You just reminded me and helped many to understand the times we find ourselves today. May the good Lord give us people like you who can educate us and heal our difficulties. Isee

Thank you oga boss.

pansophist:
Kazakhstan is to Russia what Canada is to the US. It's a very huge country, almost three times bigger than Nigeria but less than thirty million people, they majorly speak russian and are within the Russian sphere of cultural influence.

It's a place you'll go and feel like you're in a different world. English will become obsolete and everyone looks different. Black people there are a novelty, so you'll be stared at everywhere you go. They are Asians.

If you have a legal residency and a good source of income, in my view, it's better than lots of Western countries. Kazakhs are known for their hospitality, and they are majorly Muslims.

And their women are very feminine, so those bosse b!tch, masculine, cursing, feminist morons ain't the norm. Family is really important to them and you'll hardly marry their citizen not because they are racist, but because their parent won't let you leave Kazakhstan with their daughter.

But if you can learn the language, and integrate, you'll love it. It's truly a beautiful country. I have a friend there in Almaty. He always visit western European countries but goes back to Kazakhstan. He loved it there and he is Kenyan, an English teacher. He lives in Almaty.

Make sure you go legally, integrate and respect their culture. Then you'll come to love it. And if you like horse meat, it's a typical food there. Choose Almaty, it's like the Lagos of Kazakhstan and most importantly, it's warmer.

We4all:
Are you looking for a wife or nanny?

I mean a lady with little change to help her self and child finance way. So which 1 come be nanny again. By the way, am not looking for a hookup madam ooh because 98. 5% of so called independent women are just 'call ladies'

We4all:
Are you looking for a wife or nanny?

Which 1 u get

NOC1:
Iwu anu mpam, ewu, ekuke

Ngiwa bu nkita ala

"My mama tell me say I bi igbo" but u still hate igbo with every pinch of ur blood because igbos rejected u people and subjected ur ancestors to slavery (osu na or'o)

Ibu lost soul and immegrant for ever

NOC1:
Senseless I must say, he doesn’t need this clout chasing at this moment.

Like I said earlier he is acting like a socialist fighting depression

Children of cassava to dey envy omo igbo

Tufiakwa

Nollywood no dey pay again na so na this controversy oga yul dey use manage em life now

He is smart too to find independent woman as second wife. At least he can manage any kobo YouTube and Instagram gives him to dey package average life of his

Gloriagee:
She tries tooooo hard and how about her older children ? Abi dem no reach to include for photoshoot

So shr get other children including older

Abeg tolli us jooh

TastyFriedPussy:
I pray he ends up like ifeanyi

Village people spotted

Please ooh, yul broda is here. I am looking for a lady who can take care of her self plus our baby.

Call me ASAP for marriage. You can help ur friends or sisters too.

Thank you and happy new Yr in ad.

3% to finish cooking my gas just finished

Anyways, thank god say the food Don done so I am eating as I am typing


Just drine the excess water and chopping is ready


Secondly, sorry to those of u who have either gas nor rice. God the good lord provide for us all

At least u go chop well for now then u prepare ur self for next level

BossGerald:
Isusu as its widely called here, is a form of daily,weekly or monthly contribution paid into an account periodically till the end of a specific period of time, basically month or year.

This particular one isn't the regular type where the accumulated money is shared, rather the money is gathered from multiple persons and used to get food stuff in large quantity then shared between the participants.

Pros
1. Cheap: food stuffs when purchased in wholesale always come with reduced prices, that means you spend less for more.
2.time saver: to people like myself who doesn't like do grocery shopping themselves ...the purchasing is made by few other participants, you just go and collect your share jejely and go home
3. Lasts long: thus depends on the money contributed, the larger the money, the larger the goods and the longer the time lasted



I only got back from school and saw these foodstuffs my brother's wife got from her monthly contribution, she'sa nairalnder but i told her I'd do it on her behalf , to be honest, the food items are very good for the money and it's best recommended for married and family men and women .

Atleast you have 3months from January next year not to worry about food stuffs.

Can you guess how much the monthly isusu contribution was??


Location: onitsha

Cc. Lalasticlacla front page

1 edo man spotted

Go an calli ur blada ooh

If u see edos in Europe, travel go tire u

MDK777:
I don't know why some people are very much stupid don't know how some people used to read and understand did the young man said that the Queen Elizabeth of England is herbal or is his biological mother he only said that the year that Queen Elizabeth visited there hometown that is when his mum was born so you all know that in Africa will use to name our children according to the event that happened boring the child birth so if he said his mother's name is Queen Elizabeth it doesn't mean that it is the one that have died learn how to read and understand stupid

jimmyolasun:
see as this one just waste japa wey we queue for abeg dem dey accept make i come replace am for stay? i swear i go behave well

U are already unwell

Let us welcome ncan members

Edo as usual

Very emptyy headed individuals.
Brothers of fallen God tribe who were transported to give igbos heat in their God given land

Las Las Europe na 1 hidden shithole