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Iaz93: They better join ligue 1... Madrid go get fresh air...

no b small fresh air oh!! but atletico madrid don dey mad oh!!

inurmind: No more el classico? no!

na that on go pain me pass!!!

funshybam: VICTORY IN SIGHT, VICTORY AT LAST..... UP MADRID

scared of Barca!!

she looks like a thin Giant!!

nosa gold: And he doesn't own a private jet......congrats sir

for heaven's sake its a hotel and not some sort of monastery or convent!!!!

besides whats ur problem wif what a total stranger wants to do wif their life; provided no one dies in the process!!!

erm so wuna dey go church for this joint too? dats nice to know!!!!

P4VS20: if you talk about other girls with her and she is interested in the gist, she sees u as a friend, but if she gives u a dead silence, una don pass friend stage, in fact she sees u as her boyfriend, u just play along. if you ask at that stage, u don put sand fo ur garri cos that naa ako invitation.

oh boi dis one carry flames!!! at least i picked sth from here!!

dis ODUM DESMOND is one of the Brain Washee!!

tdemo: Actually sex is nt my problem wit her cos i rili love ha. Buh am afriad if am nt goin to be jilted be her in the future

oh oh if sex is not the issue then u never tell us wetin dey do you yet!!! but i no see the reason of having dated for 3 yrs wif no sex den u just noticed that fact!!!

Idowuogbo: Emmmh.... In dat 3yrs, u dey do away? If yes, den StFu and wait till u d future husy.

i will agree wif her. if she catch u, tell her say body no b wood and if she comply wif u, then there will b no catching of people doing wrong stuff!!

REALITY101: Cooking chicken soup without chicken

ebamma 3: And it made the frontpage question number
1)are nl moderators now smoking weed
2)is nairaland now davido's publicity machine
3) is davido's father a shareholder in nairaland
4) is davido a relation of nairaland owner
5)Who is mc galaxy tab abi na mc Ipad

bashybiggy: The Dell is 64-bit operating system while the HP Compaq is 32-bit operating system... I hope to hear from you real soon... Thank You very much!!!

oh boi, windows what?

[quote author=@otigainspires]he sure got more to spend.
*whsipering* i heard he's been 19 for 3 years, shey na true ni?


Monday Alih
http://otigainspires.com[/quote]wahlahi, u be fool!!!

nnatobryno: why must dis topic b here, who s davido? Dis s totally uncalld 4

ah u dont know that guy dat posted a pishur of a 10 million naira Zenith Bank cheque and called it "chicken change"?

okay let us look at it dis way!!! he just paid dis guy to perform in some of his future videos. so when time reach, davido go just ring the bell and dis dude will just surface, pronto!! very easy. so u guys could become dancers too and get paid up-front.

common guys, she was just trying to b fun nau!! na wah oh make wuna easy on the systa.

the first reply was soo rude . if na me, we for don kill ourselves by now!! crap.

i swear!! i am not a fan of break up and make ups!! i prefer we go silent for a while and den resume later no announcing that we broken up and den later commence the whole show again!!

about her accepting the dude again, i will say he is way passed his bed time!! and lady-beaters are so yesterday. there are better ways of handling a lady and not laying ur hands on her. thats just not right!!!

so i will say let her get anoda guy in her life, this victor dude is just too insecured for ma liking!!!

amor4ce: I also hate that 'whatever'.

Fredrick909: the whatever sounds like greek to me

Hiroglyphics

adaemetu: angryA guy that can't ready body language, a guy that gets all touchy the 1st day you meet him (you can talking me without holding my hand!) A guy that pings you by 6:00am or 23:00pm to say crap (people are busy esp mornings!!) Then a guy that wants to ping(not call) everyday and expect you to reply (for chrissake bbm is not for marking attendance!). The list is just long. But some guys get on my skin

tintingz: pointless. . .why you buy blackberry? Why you no use chinko phone. . .mtcheew a gal like you only reply conversations or chats with 'kk'

Mcdondayan: see how u dey form bullsh*t simple english you cant spoke . And when a guy walks up to you with a well arranged line, you will come to nairaland and speak nonsense in disgust. Do you think its easy to woo a lady? Gbagun queen

Okworigeorge: ...RIP ENGLISH

guys na small typo weh she make weh wuna want finish her like dis?

shaybe baby: It's not by force. Things need time to develop besides if they knew me, they'd know it's annoying to me. It has nothing to do with introversion, it's etiquette. Don't start making urself comfortable until u are invited to.

lemme get you right, u want to dictate the pace of the relationship/friendship? u want to be the one to tell him what to do and when? talking about etiquette, u expect me to come and see you (cute girl if u are one) sitting all alone and just lock up like dat? it all begins from a "hi" and trust me, from the tone of ur voice and look on ur face, i will know weda u into the convo or not. not dat, you will have to tell me "feel at home" before i will start ma process.

deols: It is annoying when guys

-pretend to be who they think I'd like. They often get it wrong. What I want is a real somebody.

wait wetin u dey feel like? how many guys don change their personality coz of u? make wuna no dey genrealise shit around here oh!!

-allow you be 'the man'..c'm on!

the guy don expand him vocab nau. na the line we him use dey pain u or u no want get man in ur life?

-can not keep a conversation going..it irks!

where in dis life did dey say only guys will kip convos going abi the guy dey talk only to himself? why u no kip the convo going? smh!!!

-can't stop talking about their achievements. Not even giving room for you to say yours.

okay dats effed up right thurr!!! him gast give u space make u talk about all ur orgies and one-nights stands nau. hehehehehe, just kidding, hun!!

autchman144: ...lol. I hate it when it's time for champions league & she's busy following fictitious life of kardashian or whatever her name is

Kim Kardashian is like the Tonto Dikeh of the US . only say she get family and tonto no get . but she worse pass tonto sef!!! marry n remarry, sex tape

kobikwelu: the same guys dissing her would jump on her if she takes her clothes off...

abeg leave the hot babe alone..she has made a life for her self!!

speak for yourself!!!
what is hot about her? pulease!!!!!

Rooneyboy: This one even good sef ,
What about this rubbish "WHAT EVER REPLY"?
I fit kill woman because of this statement.

when ever they tell me that crap i tell them to translate it for me coz i dont undertsnad it!!

all4naija: I saw it on the News! It was shown on [size=18pt]BBC News America[/size] or so.

they get branch for abuja?

making sense!!!
u go fit stop bus from ur toilet or bathroom!!!

danididdle: I hate it when a girl tells me how faithful her boyfriend is n how much she loves him

[size=28pt]thunder fire u there!!! home wrecker(even though they are not married)[/size]

Bertbert: Once they get on my nerves,I don't flog or insult them,I will simply send the kid to prison(a spare room in my house that is not occupied)the kid will spend not less than 1hr there depending on the severity of his crime.He will be hearing the voices of other kids from there while they are playing but he can't join them because he is in prison,when finally released it will be hard for him to commit same offense again. The funniest part of it is that they always remind and alert one another concerning room prison whenever one is trying to derail. They hate room prison die

i think i will go with this one!!

since i entered dis country i noticed that parents treat dia children as if they are slaves esp in the rural area. the pikin no beg u to come ur family nau. its only in nigeria that i have seen where children answer their parents "SIR" and "MA". The "MA" is not bad to me oh but na that "SIR" dey burst ma head.

insults are not good coz the kid will tend to b insultive too.