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It was a funny day at the office today as staff of diamond plc keffi branch dressed in school uniforms to celebrate childrens day. They left a jaw dropping crowd as the same people who often told them "you have nothing to withdraw in your account" looked like they had gone haywire.

E de make teeth white too?

Lalasticlala How did this make front page? ehn

skebuzor:
idiot goan read the murder information very well... fool like you juz blv wateva u are told bt nt finding out weda its true... goan ask abj base residence dat stays in dat region wat happened no ask muslim o...

Why are getting aggressive like you're one of them?

So because she's black God Shu not givam blue eye abi

Buhari will not talk now oh
Shebi they have graduated from killing that woman at Abuja to entering church. Oya na

fratermathy:
Haven't they learned?

Only Nigerians are allowed to insult Nigeria!

As in ehn.. My guy you're there.
You sharp pass new scissors

Nice one fortune teller

AKAKAK:
CR7, the greatest player of my time, your records speak volumes.
Most international goals in a calendar year: 25 (in 2012, shared with Vivian Woodward and Lionel Messi
First footballer to reach 40 goals in a professional league for two consecutive seasons
Only player to score in every minute of an official football game
Only player to win the League title, Domestic Cup, Domestic Supercup, Champions League, Club World Cup, League Player of the Year, Golden Shoe and Ballon d'Or at two different clubs (Manchester United and Real
Only player in the world who has scored in the 2004, 2008, 2012 and 2016 editions of the European Championship; and in the 2006, 2010 and 2014 editions of the World Cup.
Europe
Most goals scored in European competitions (club football): 96 goals
Most goals scored in the UEFA Champions League: 94 goals
Most goals scored in a UEFA Champions League/European Cup season: 17 goals in 2013–14
Most goals scored in the UEFA Champions League group stage: 11 goals in 2015–16
Most goals scored in UEFA Champions League knockout phase: 42 goals
Most UEFA Champions League goals scored in a calendar year: 15 goals in 2013[m
Only player to score 15 or more UEFA Champions League goals in two different seasons: in 2013–14 and 2015–16
The first player in the history of UEFA Champions League to score three hat-tricks in a single season: in 2015–16[m
Only footballer to have won the European Golden Shoe in two different leagues: English Premier League (2007–08) and Spanish La Liga (2010–11, 2013–14, 2014–15)
Most goals scored in the UEFA European Championship, including qualifying: 29 goals, for Portugal
Most career goals at UEFA European Championship finals: 9 goals, for Portugal (tied with Michel Platini)
Only player to have scored at four UEFA European Championship finals: 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016
Only player to have scored three or above (goals) at more than one UEFA European Championship finals: 3 goals in 2012 and at least 3 goals in 2016
Most headed goals at UEFA European Championship finals: 5
Highest appearance-maker at UEFA European Championship finals: 20 appearances
First player to appear in three UEFA European Championship semi-finals: 2004, 2012, 2016 (Germany's Bastian Schweinsteiger featured in his third last-four clash 24 hours later)
First player to ever score 10 goals in four consecutive UEFA Champions League seasons: 2011–12 to 2014–15
Only player to score for two different winning teams in the European Cup: Manchester United (2007–08) and Real Madrid (2013–14)
Most away goals scored in Champions League history: 42 goals
Most consecutive UEFA Champions League away games scored in: 12
Most wins in the UEFA Champions League Knockout phase: 29 wins
Most braces scored in the UEFA Champions League: 20
Most European Golden Shoe awards: 4
Most UEFA Team of the Year appearances: 10 times
Most consecutive appearances in the UEFA Team of the Year: 9 (2007–2015)
Only player to appear in more than position in the UEFA Team of the Year.
Only player to be among the finalists for all the editions of the UEFA Best Player in Europe Award: 2010–11 to 2014–15
Fastest player to score 350 goals for one club (335 games)
Spain
Most hat-tricks in La Liga history: 30
Fastest La Liga player to score 150 league goals (140 games)
Fastest La Liga player to score 200 league goals (178 games)
Fastest player to reach 300 official club goals
Most consecutive Clásico matches scored in: 6 matches
Best scoring start in a Spanish league season: 15 goals in eight rounds
Fastest footballer to score 20 league goals: 12 games (missed one game due to injury)
Only player to reach 30 goals in six consecutive La Liga seasons
Most teams scored against in a season (2012–13): 19 (shared with Ronaldo and Lionel Messi)
Most La Liga hat-tricks in a season: 8 hat-tricks (shared with Lionel Messi)
Most hat-tricks scored in all competitions: 36

CLASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN (RONALDO & MESSI).
Ronaldo is a model--Messi is not
Ronaldo is good on both legs-- Messi is not
Ronaldo is good on the air(nodding) --Messi is not
Ronaldo has won trophy for his country-- Messi Non
Ronaldo has no (TATOO) due to blood donation—Messi has TATOO
Ronaldo has won champions league and leagues in two different countries-- Messi only won it with BARCA.
Ronaldo is not a Tax fraudster-- Messi is a tax fraudster.
Ronaldo is philanthropist --- Messi is not.
Ronaldo is a more complete footballer (speed , strength, both legs, penalties, free kicks)-- Messi is not.
Ronaldo will never quit or retire because he lost in a final--- Messi quit because he couldn't win three finals.
Ronaldo makes news outside the pitch Messi only make news on the pitch
Ronaldo makes more money for companies running adverts Messi makes much less money money for companies running advert.
Ronaldo has over 200 million followers on Instagram and twitter Messi has less than 10 million followers let me stop here first

Cristiano Ronaldo: Premier League √ FA cup √ Laliga √ Copa del rey √ Champions League √ Fifa world club cup √ Ballon d'or √ European Championship √ Manchester United Legend √ Real Madrid Legend √ Now Portugal Legend√ Successful for club and country √ The best. √√.....as for Messi just pay your tax and the lord will take you to a new league and change your status in Argentina

BROS ABEG WHO WAN READ THIS LONG POST

Na Blackman score but na Cristiano be the hero

Man shares photo of himself and his sister in bed

EFCC grab her
WALAHI she's currupt

Sombori SAY BABA

Same thing I told Buhari when he flashed me and I called back

RedCapChief:
Appointment noted!

U funny with style

Bolustic:
Why should I?

What went wrong with my dignity, conscience and integrity?

Besides, I can afford something better than this.


This topic doesn't merit front page.

Better sharap ya mawt. Chop the food and hug your cousin. Mtchewww

I have die

I am currently in the toilet making mistake number 1

Drunk senate

You can't even organise a party and you want to lead a nation. Bunch of drug addicts

Heheheeh

I am glad to be pastored by you sir.

How e take concern price of garri for market?

So we no go watch film for silverbird

EFCC remove his manhood!!!

Fayose relived the controversy on Monday, June 20, stressing the role played by Buhari’s wife, in the messy bribery scandal involving Williams Jefferson, a US Congressman
The Ekiti state governor distributed a link to the US Department of Justice’s website holding court documents where Aisha Buhari was alleged to have transferred suspicious funds to a convicted former American congressman, Williams Jefferson.

In a statement signed by his Chief Press Secretary, Idowu Adelusi, Fayose said President Buhari was far from being a clean man.

“Even the President cannot claim to be an angel,” the governor said, in reaction to the freezing of his Zenith Bank account by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission.

“The estate he built in Abuja is known to us. His wife was indicted over the Halliburton Scandal (sic). When that American, Jefferson, was being sentenced, the President’s wife was mentioned as having wired $170,000 to Jefferson. Her name was on page 25 of the sentencing of Jefferson. We can serialize the judgment for people to see and read.”

The governor’s Special Assistant on New Media, Lere Olayinka, later circulated links to and copies of the court document detailing Mrs Buhari’s mention in the scandal.

The documents showed that in some of the exhibits tendered in convicting Mr. Jefferson of bribery, Mrs. Buhari was mentioned as transferring $170,000 to the American politician using a firm as proxy.
https://www.naij.com/866715-scandal-fayose-attacks-buhari-exposes-dirty-secret-of-first-lady.html

proxillin:
And oil is now in Lagos. I'm a proud Yoruba man

Mumu how much wan enter your pocket as a yoruba man.. go and ask niger delta people if they've seen kobo

2% of Nigerians are politicians and business tycoons sponsoring politicians

Said baba

Logician:
Please free these innocent men.

Lol. Logician is drunk again

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