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Politics / Re: Buhari: "Ojukwu Visited Me In 2003 & We Agreed That Nigeria Must Remain One" by Absolutezero: 5:03pm On Aug 21, 2017
Buhari is an idiot!

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Politics / Re: Channels TV Likes A Post Discrediting Lai Mohammed & Lauretta Onochie On Twitter by Absolutezero: 6:44pm On Aug 11, 2017
Lauretta the Hag!
Celebrities / Re: Christabel Ekeh Goes Nude On Instagram (Photos) by Absolutezero: 8:10am On Jul 12, 2017
Okay, selling market tinz. She is only showing off the goods and how she can sell it. See her different contortionist positions.

Her DMs better price her well. She sabi do the work.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Hires US Oracle Corp & Microsoft Corp To Save Costs & Fight Corruption by Absolutezero: 10:18am On Jul 05, 2017
GalaxyBackbone is finally in the news for something progressive... Anyway its until we see it on ground before we will beieve it.
Romance / Re: I Ordered For A Bottled Water And She's Angry by Absolutezero: 9:10am On May 11, 2017
Na guilty conscience dey worry the girl.

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Family / Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Absolutezero: 8:01am On May 11, 2017
Franzinni:
gerrout!!!!!!

Just say your ocean is too wide for his canoe...

A tiny canoe will not even stand a chance in a pond.

This is why we advice you ladies to test drive the product...Many tiny d:cks are hiding under the guise of no sex before marriage.

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Politics / Re: "Nigerians Did Not Elect You As A Friday President" - Fayose To Buhari by Absolutezero: 11:51pm On Apr 23, 2017
Fayose... grin grin grin

Baba please attend to your health.

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Romance / Re: Woman Kneels Down As Her Man Puts A Ring On Her Finger (Photos) by Absolutezero: 11:42pm On Apr 23, 2017
I don't understand what is going on, can someone please explain?
Romance / Re: When She Says "I'm Taken" by Absolutezero: 11:17pm On Apr 23, 2017
obi58:


Monkey.
Baboon
Romance / Re: Between Reno Omokri And A Lady On Twitter On Relationship Matters by Absolutezero: 10:23am On Apr 04, 2017
They will be giving others advice meanwhile they are spending lavishly on their side chicks.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Polygamous Man... A Must Read by Absolutezero: 9:42am On Mar 17, 2017
OP, you can try but you can't love two people equally.

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TV/Movies / Re: Thin Tall Tony Pushes Bisola Off In The Bed. Is He Afraid Of Disqualification? by Absolutezero: 5:48pm On Mar 10, 2017
Shebi they thought f.cKing was the game? undecided
Celebrities / Re: E-Money Shows Swag In His Gold Sitting Room (Photos) by Absolutezero: 5:45pm On Mar 10, 2017
Yawns.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslims Block Highway In Kaduna To Pray, Nigerians React (Photos) by Absolutezero: 5:37pm On Mar 10, 2017
Maybe they are closer to their creator under the sun. undecided

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Politics / Re: Saleh Abdu Lukat Weds Nana Asmau Mukhtar Shagari - Photos by Absolutezero: 11:26pm On Dec 26, 2016
Babe
Politics / Re: "Buhari Lied Against Jonathan On Christmas Day" - Reno Omokri by Absolutezero: 9:40pm On Dec 26, 2016
Lying is their way of life.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari's Christmas Message To Nigerians by Absolutezero: 4:30pm On Dec 24, 2016
Fake President
Politics / Re: Police Use Helium For #changebeginswithme Campaign(photo) by Absolutezero: 4:20pm On Dec 24, 2016
Fake ass people
Politics / Re: Bayo Omoboriowo Eating On Lagos Road (Photos) by Absolutezero: 4:19pm On Dec 24, 2016
Meanwhile some are still queuing for lake rice somewhere!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Finally Crushed — Buhari by Absolutezero: 4:17pm On Dec 24, 2016
Lies from the pit of hell! angry

I cant imagine how long Buhari's nose would be if it grew everytime he lied.
Business / Re: Lagosians Complain Bitterly About Lake Rice Trouble by Absolutezero: 4:06pm On Dec 24, 2016
progress69:


Hahahahaha. Keep treating your toilet infections
Save the advice for your sisters.
Politics / Re: Obaseki Is Been Sworn In As A Caretaker Gov, I'm Taking Over Soon - Ize-Iyamu by Absolutezero: 10:33pm On Nov 12, 2016
Okay then,goodluck with that....this one that all the judges are APC allies.

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Culture / Re: Sokoto Caliphate's Last Stand : The Life And Times Of Sultan Attahiru by Absolutezero: 10:29pm On Nov 12, 2016
And so....? undecided
Politics / Re: NNPC Engineers Mount GPS Monument As Search For Oil In The North Intensifies by Absolutezero: 10:27pm On Nov 12, 2016
Waste of our money.

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