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Culture › Re: How Many Nigerian Languages Can You Speak? by Absuchat(m): 1:33pm On Jul 08, 2023
The only language I understand very well after "baby go and lock the door" especially coming from my new chick
Is
"Please take your cash" especially when it comes from the ATM
Politics › Re: Lagos Is For Awori And Not Refugee by Absuchat(m): 11:43am On Jul 08, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
I won't, I never will. It doesn't stop you from supporting our agitation through Asari Dokubo to make your dream and that of your lineage come true.


LET US ALL BE OPTIMISTIC AND PUT OUR FULL EFFORT TO THIS OPPORTUNITY SO THAT IGBOS WILL HAVE THEIR BIAFRA IN PEACE.


LET US ALL PUT MASSIVE PRESSURE ON OUR POLITICIANS N,S,W,E OF NIGERIA SO THAT THIS BECOMES A REALITY. EVERY TRUE NIGERIANS WANT IGBOS TO GO EXCEPT IGBOS THEMSELVES.


Don't worry about me not ever becoming President.
Yet sit at home in the east bothers you more than it does to the igbos.
Politics › Re: How Biafra's Exit Will End Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 11:37am On Jul 08, 2023
We still have our eyes on Lagos. Slaves can't take over what we laboured for for many years
Politics › Re: Nigeria State Restructuring by Absuchat(m): 11:34am On Jul 08, 2023
Yoruba people will agitate... Parasites
Politics › Re: Lagos Is For Awori And Not Refugee by Absuchat(m): 11:31am On Jul 08, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Focus on Asari Dokubo agitation for Biafra. Don't truncate this opportunity.

WE SHOULD ALL DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO MAKE THIS A REALITY IN PEACE. IF I BECOME PRESIDENT TODAY. JUST LIKE TINUBU DECLARED "OIL SUBSIDY IS GONE" THAT IS HOW I WILL DECLARE IGBOS TO LEAVE EVERY PART OF NIGERIA WITHIN 2 WEEKS AS I DECLARE BIAFRA. GRANTING THEM THEIR WISH. grin
Sad enough you will never become president.... Not just that, no one in your lineage will ever be
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe's Husband Hails Her For Joining Him In The 2023 Hajj (Video) by Absuchat(m): 9:33am On Jul 08, 2023
Quebec91:
Have plenty money the only way
But most of their dads are slightly richer than a church rat yet they love them like that.... Why us?
Romance › Re: He Can’t Marry Me Because Of My Tribe After Dating For 5years. People Are Evil by Absuchat(m): 8:50am On Jul 08, 2023
Makamatic:
But why do your tribe have lots of single yellow old ladies
Maybe you should also ask me why there are millions of black old unmarried women from your tribe
Crime › Re: Wife Stabs Her Husband To Death In Bauchi (Photo) by Absuchat(m): 9:18pm On Jul 07, 2023
shocked
You are in danger if this gender is overtaken by anger.
Family › Re: Do You Enjoy Your Marriage by Absuchat(m): 9:07pm On Jul 07, 2023
Family › Re: Do You Enjoy Your Marriage by Absuchat(m): 8:58pm On Jul 07, 2023
Yes I enjoy it alot..... Because I'm not yet married.
Romance › Re: He Can’t Marry Me Because Of My Tribe After Dating For 5years. People Are Evil by Absuchat(m): 8:55pm On Jul 07, 2023
If you are not from my tribe, I don't consider you an opposite sex of mine. Hoohaaa
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe's Husband Hails Her For Joining Him In The 2023 Hajj (Video) by Absuchat(m): 6:36pm On Jul 07, 2023
Money! How can women love me the way they love you?
Food › Re: Have You Eaten Any Of These Strange Nigerian Food? by Absuchat(m):
Ukwa and fresh oka is the only meal I can reject fried rice for.

Modified
Op... You should include Bayelsa suya( giant maggots) there... Bayelsans love it pass Good luck Johnathan.

Akara Jiakpu... My eastern brothers know how far
Sports › Re: Ogun Women Run To Hold Saturday 8th July In Abeokuta by Absuchat(m): 6:24pm On Jul 07, 2023
grin
Hope Bobrisky is participating? I heard he has relocated to Ogun
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Charged For Defrauding Woman In Guyana by Absuchat(m): 6:23pm On Jul 07, 2023
grin
Igbo imposter
Food › Re: Hippopotamus Killed In A River In Benue Community In Agatu LGA by Absuchat(m): 5:34pm On Jul 07, 2023
[quote author= post=124274156]Is dat all kiddo ?![/quote]Spell Hippo...... tamus. I wan check something grin
Crime › Re: The People Who Did The Shooting In Ebonyi State On 4th Of July 2023 Have Been Ar by Absuchat(m): 5:33pm On Jul 07, 2023
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Politics › Re: Soyinka Blasts Emir Of Ilorin, Ibrahim Sulu-Gambari, For Banning Isese Festival by Absuchat(m): 10:55am On Jul 07, 2023
DevilsEqual:
Yes of course, in fact, the broom being used for ewedu isnt used for any other thing, except if the SE counterparts acutally use their toilet broom while making their own ewedu..if they did, then it seems they are not organised and dont even pay attention to details

I once saw u guys eating 10th century poison called Ukwa...Omo u people cant be humans cool cool
Why use SE and ewedu in the same sentence?
Don't tell me the algae effect has started manifesting already?

I still maintain my stand.. use hypo to wash the toilet broom before using it to prepare your ewedu... Or better still drinking Dettol after guzzling the algae soup to disinfect your system
Politics › Re: Soyinka Blasts Emir Of Ilorin, Ibrahim Sulu-Gambari, For Banning Isese Festival by Absuchat(m): 10:52am On Jul 07, 2023
SmartPolician:
I hate it when adults behave like kids.

If you have concerns about certain decisions or issues, request to speak with the person involved over the phone or meet him in person.

Why should Prof Soyinka be writing an open letter to a monarch he can have private conversation with over this burning issue?
The monarch doesn't have time to talk with nobodies... So Soyinka's only options are to write love letters or fly to TV stations to spew jargons
Politics › Re: Soyinka Blasts Emir Of Ilorin, Ibrahim Sulu-Gambari, For Banning Isese Festival by Absuchat(m): 10:50am On Jul 07, 2023
Amotolongbo:
Maturity will forgive and ignore you cos your age is still below the appropriate age of wisdom, knowledge and understanding.

One would wonder how people who claimed serving a “utmost powerful Allah” would still be so insecure and intolerant of the “Twitter and Thread” kinda competition with a religion they claim has a “dead god”.

Ilorin once had the larger population of the Onisese, before the Uthman Dan Fodio jihad. The Ilorin King and his “fulani-like” thinking minds opined that if they start tolerating the Onisese, they will grow up in numbers to reclaim their ancestral land from them.
The bottom line remains... Ilorin is a Fulani land.
I wonder why the conquered won't rest for Peace's sake. I bet they don't want a version 2 of the jihad? grin
Politics › Re: Soyinka Blasts Emir Of Ilorin, Ibrahim Sulu-Gambari, For Banning Isese Festival by Absuchat(m): 10:44am On Jul 07, 2023
DevilsEqual:
I dont peddle false news, so i dont know about that but my worry is how achebe( Greatest Igbo man ever) feels in his grave any single time W.S utters a word
I mean, not only did he die unfulfilled, He even lived a shorter life compared to the man that achieved what he couldnt

He'd sacrifice anything in his next life never to end like this again
I don't know about Achebe my own concern is you... Almost approaching your grave without any significant impact in your immediate family talk more of the larger society. I can only but wonder the level of regrets people that bred you will be nursing seeing you become history very soon without anything to be remembered with or for.
Politics › Re: Soyinka Blasts Emir Of Ilorin, Ibrahim Sulu-Gambari, For Banning Isese Festival by Absuchat(m): 10:33am On Jul 07, 2023
DevilsEqual:
Abacha is the worst form of food ever tried out by humans, It takes a disorganized and psychologically troubled person to discover such shit
Those eating it are the testament that evolution could really be slow in some part of the earth than others
Please wash the toilet broom with hypo before using it to prepare your ewedu next time.. especially if you use the broom on a public toilet
Politics › Re: Soyinka Blasts Emir Of Ilorin, Ibrahim Sulu-Gambari, For Banning Isese Festival by Absuchat(m): 10:28am On Jul 07, 2023
DevilsEqual:
Na why we dey always curse Achebe for hin grave

For every statement W.S utters, Achebe would gnash his teeth more in his grave

W.S was the first Nigerian to be so honored

Glad to have been able to live in same era as he
grin I heard the royal highness he addressed the letter to used it as a toilet tissue before thinking of reading it grin
Politics › Re: Soyinka Blasts Emir Of Ilorin, Ibrahim Sulu-Gambari, For Banning Isese Festival by Absuchat(m): 10:24am On Jul 07, 2023
GeneralPula:
It’s very easy to spot your Agulu manufactured dimensional incoherent gibberish..
Ewedu warps the human brain.... Study has shown.
Avoid that disgusting algae
Politics › Re: The Biggest Scam Of This Century by Absuchat(m): 10:22am On Jul 07, 2023
nothingspoil70:
He listened and trained a responsible citizen not a nit wit like you
No he didn't listen to the voice that said "use condoms" when he was about "eating" an olosho that gave birth to you... Now look at what he brought into the world

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