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Sports › Re: Samuel Ighalo Celebrates His 7th Birthday, As Odion Ighalo Celebrates First Son by Absuchat(m): 12:58pm On Feb 12, 2018
Etihadstore:
The tailor that sowed his cloth did a bad job

Meanwhile happy birthday to the Lil champ.....
Is it not all these yeye Yoruba tailors?
He could have come down to Aba to get a better design and finishing. (that's if at all he can afford it)
Crime › Re: Fake Shoprite Manager Arrested In Ibadan For Defrauding Job Seekers by Absuchat(m): 12:55pm On Feb 12, 2018
Esseite:
Get a life... there are 6.9b people on earth to be noticed
Really? You took time to count them?
Education › Re: Yoruba Mandatory For Admission In Lagos Tertiary Institutions by Absuchat(m): 12:37pm On Feb 12, 2018
We all know that Yorubas are generally bad at English language. I guess this is a campaign strategy by the governor.

Phones › Re: I Will Never In My Life Buy A Tecno Phone Again by Absuchat(m): 8:31am On Feb 12, 2018
Used my tecno L6 for two good years without issues, then upgraded to infinix note 3 pro last year, and I must confess, the phone is everything I have ever wanted in a mobile phone, from the battery capacity, to the fast charging.
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 11:53pm On Feb 11, 2018
Badboiz:
Stop contradicting yourself bozo.. Your phrase “ think with your anus “ is not possible in literal sense so go figure when I said Shut Up and you go about talking speaking with your hands... Olodo
Literal sense you said, "shut up" as it relates to clicking buttons on my computer makes perfect sense, whereas
"thinking with your anus" is not possible?
I give up on you.

Onye iberibe
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 11:26pm On Feb 11, 2018
naijalord1:
They are ibibio men from Akwa ibom state and not igbo . They are south southerners. Still love my igbo brothers though.
It seems one person with a whole brain still exist aside Igbos. One love bro
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 11:23pm On Feb 11, 2018
Badboiz:
Lol, it’s Enquire not Enquiry, Mister 1 terrabyte brain loaded with nonsense .. When did udofia become an Ibo name?.. You want to try to claim grammarian and you don’t know shut up is used in typing context too.. olofo
Yes, because obviously you speak with your fingers just like you think with your anus.

Mpama
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 11:21pm On Feb 11, 2018
Luukasz:
Dude so because i'm speaking my very own language now i'm a tout.. nay aint a tout it's you who's gotta stop being inferior to the whites. My language is of priority ahead of the whites man language you fool, Jamaicans are proud to speak patwa anywhere.
But here, slaves like you call those who speak our own languages touts.. SMH
Why switching to English language then, if actually you are proud of the nonsense you used earlier?

Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 10:53pm On Feb 11, 2018
lenghtinny:
The truth hurts that's why you're going ballistic angry
I will ignore your irredeemable a** from now onwards before people starts thinking we are the same ( cos you are so daft no doubt)
It's only a fool that considers what people think about him..... Since you do, does it mean that you are a fool?
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 10:51pm On Feb 11, 2018
Luukasz:
A ba aye ee fe baje ni.. iku paa e
It's unfortunate that touts are given equal rights here with us.. Agbero
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 10:50pm On Feb 11, 2018
Femmedy:
You're are the real definition of an animal
Yes! But a higher animal... What are you? A virus?
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 10:49pm On Feb 11, 2018
Badboiz:
Shut up, Akwaibom and Ibo are they the same thing?.. Go through all my post, I am not into all toss petty bigotry and tribalistic statement and there are successful ibo men who worked hard out there.. But this man is not Ibo and I know that b cause my name is Akan too and I can’t speak Ibo neither am i an Ibo man
Fool, Akanimo may be a shared name as Igbos too go by that name, what of Udofia? Is it an Akwa ibom name too?
Next time you wanna use the words "shut up"
Enquiry if the person you are actually referring to is speaking or not. Good night 2m.b brain capacity.
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 10:34pm On Feb 11, 2018
lenghtinny:
You call that truth angry
The advice I gave you is the truth, you need to make use of the empty spaces in your brain
Who on earth has ever taken advise from a total insane fellow?
I guess nobody, do you intend I start it?
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 10:31pm On Feb 11, 2018
Badboiz:
Guy, since when is Akanimo an ibo name?
Oh I forgot it's Yoruba name... Because it's a positive news,but let the headline be "Akanimo caught with drugs in Canada, then the name will be disowned by you"
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 10:25pm On Feb 11, 2018
manchester1:
what is this one saying??
Which language do you want it translated to for you to understand?
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 10:25pm On Feb 11, 2018
lenghtinny:
Use your brain angry
There's still enough space in there undecided
Really? For saying the truth abi?
Ndi Ara, why are you people not flooding this thread like you will if it portrays Igbos in the negative side?

Kitikpa racha gi anya there.
Politics › Re: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Absuchat(m): 10:19pm On Feb 11, 2018
Why always Igbos?
A tribe worthy of envy (especially from guys from the dirt republic of Yoruba)
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested By Police In South Africa With Illegal Substance. Photos by Absuchat(m): 10:14pm On Feb 11, 2018
Luxuryconsult:
Do i still have to check the name? If not igbo, which tribe again. They have destroyed the green passport and the name all over the world. Useless people. i'm sure if eventually they give them this biafra they are agitating for, it will only take them 2 months to spoil the name internationally. You will never see them here. They'd do what they know how to do best 'boycott' the thread. Useless people. You can't enter anywhere without people asking if you are not igbo before they can have anything to do with you. I think i'd have to go about with a customised cloth stating 'please i am yoruba' so peoples mind can be at rest when they hear 'he's a Nigerian'.keep spoiling the name you hear. Useless criminals
Reading comments from fools like you makes me wonder the main reason why awolowo wasted this country's resources on awarding free education to that good - for - nothing tribe called Yoruba, because obviously fools like you do not justify his aim. See how you foolishly called people who virtually feed you and your dirty looking cohurts "useless".... Is that not a proof of your insanity?
However, incase your madness has gotten to the point of wearing a customized cloth with a stupid inscription on it... You should come over to Aba for it, cause you and I know that no Yoruba living or dead is creative enough for things like that.
Now to the main point.... I want to ask you what you intend to achieve by wearing a customized clothing just to prove to the world that you are not igbo? Obviously mere looking at you, your physique, personality and everything about you can never be associated with igbo.
Let's start with your physique... No doubt you must be wearing an ever lasting tribal mark, that no sane human will ever wish to do business with you.
Now to your personality... We all know that the internet is the only avenue by which the average Yoruba man can automatically become a warrior,however, 99.5 % of the foolish Yoruba idiots are cowards, and no one will ever want to associate with cowards.
So go bury yourself in hate while we keep moving, developing and overthrowing you and your dirty tribe, within and without Nigeria.
Politics › Re: President Buhari's Speech In Nasarawa Today (Full Text) by Absuchat(m): 11:54pm On Feb 06, 2018
rxmusa:
Carry Go Baba Buhari



Mental Disorder suffered by those who oppose the Buhari

By Pastor Odia A Ogbebor

No amount of fact will dislodge their falsehood which they have carried in their heart as the truth.*

Majority of Buhari's enemies are Christians and Southerners or a small group of Northern Christians. If they claim to worship God and claim that Buhari is of the devil, then the devil that Buhari worships is holier and truer than their own God.

Tell me brother, why is it that those who are willing to set us free are the ones we reject and those who would lead us into more bondage are the ones we embrace?

They accused President Buhari of religious bigotry. But yet, his vice president and spokesman are both Christians and Pastors in one of the prominent Christian Assembly. Who is the minister of finance? Is she not a Christian and a Southerner?

When OBJ released his letter to Buhari, you could see how those who oppose Buhari administration were jubilating over it. When Lai Muhammed gave a reply to the letter with clear and objective facts which anyone who cares to verify could go ahead and do so, they ignored and labelled it as a reply filled with lies. For Christ sake, when will these people receive sense? I read a comment from a Southerner who said that even if Buhari gives him his life, he would reject Buhari. So its better Buhari don't even try to do so. So tell me if this kind of person seeks the progress of our nation. They are ready to fight against the progressive steps of Buhari even though its for the good of the nation. They are the true enemies of Nigeria.

The Fulani herdsmen and farmer crisis has long been in existence before the onset of Buhari administration. But no one showed concern like they do today. In fact, then it did not matter. It was a problem of the North. We had a southern President. We were the ones ruling so such problem was not really our business.

When a northern Fulani man came on board, that was when we started faking to care for the crisis that predates this current administration. What baffles me about the whole matter is that the South that is very far less affected by the crisis are the ones wailing more than the Northerners that are the major victims of the crisis. They even wail more than those in the middle belt.

When you see them wailing, you would think its because they care about the lives lost in the crisis, but surely they care not. They are only looking for points or excuses to justify their hatred for Buhari. They keep accusing Buhari of not seeking for a solution to the crisis. But they are the same persons attacking the solution offered by Buhari administration.

16 states (Majority from the North) have pledged to offer land for the cattle colonies. The Southerners that are far less affected by the crisis are condemning those states for permitting such. Do these Southerners really care for a solution or they just want the problem to linger so as to satisfy their negative opinion about Buhari administration? Why are they wailing more than the affected?

No one forced those states to offer land. So your own state would not be forced to give land for the colony. If your state decides to offer land to them and you don't like it, then go and wage war with your governor or local government authority. Be a man with balls and take the battles to them. Don't just rant on social media like a coward.

It is very true that majority of we Southerners especially the Christians still think like slaves. But we tell ourselves the lie that we are free even when our actions speaks otherwise. 98% of migrants from Nigeria are Southerners and Christians. We prefer to be happy slaves than angry free men. When the white man says something negative about our country, we embrace it. When they say something positive about us, we reject it. Are we not foolish? How often do you see northerners migrating from Nigeria like we do in the south? The North are proud to be Nigerians. But we in the south are not proud. Instead, we are seeking for how to pull down the country. The few ones among us that are trying to tell the truth to others are named slaves to the North. But when you ask them to produce their proof, they can't give you an intelligent answer. The best they can do is to slander.

Let those who hate the truth keep hating.

Those who spread falsehood should keep spreading.

Those who stand for the truth should keep defending it for light shall never surrender to darkness.

Everyone of us will reap from what we sow.

I am a very proud Nigerian. I do not aspire to be a citizen of any other country. I will live and die a Nigerian.

So I pledge to Nigeria my country, to be faithful, loyal and honest.

To serve Nigeria with all my strength.

To defend her unity.

And uphold her glory.

So help me God.

#IstandwithBuhari.
Even as thin as your hand is... You still stand with Buhari?

Haba... Bros by the time he is through with you, you go become skeleton I swear. Keep standing with him, one day, he will stand on your grave.

Onye nzuzu
Education › Re: UNIOSUN Lecturer, Sesan, Seen Flogging 200 Level English Department Students by Absuchat(m): 11:44pm On Feb 06, 2018
That's what you get when you ask a lecturer question wey pass am...
All these ITKs

Career › Re: Tania, Battle-Ready Policewoman In Abuja Poses With Her Gun (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 11:41pm On Feb 06, 2018
So for your mind you get job....? And na police job?

Hmmmmm. I go inform you when npower starts employing

Politics › Re: "Igbo Man Defeated Boko Haram For Us" - Shettima by Absuchat(m): 10:14pm On Feb 06, 2018
Rolings:
Claiming the Glory now and later y'all will still be shouting Boko haram has not been defeated no wonder no right thinking person takes an igbo man serious
No right thinking man can do without the igbo man.
On the other hand, no right thinking man will take the Yorubas serious, if not how can the president have a meeting about security issues with different security agents and lock out that good for nothing vice president?
Politics › Re: "Igbo Man Defeated Boko Haram For Us" - Shettima by Absuchat(m): 10:09pm On Feb 06, 2018
cdialauka:
The yorubas are our brothers and for Nigeria to be redeemed, there has to be a United South, this is what the Fulanis do not want. They want us to quarrel amongst ourselves and be divided ie Yoruba vs Igbo etc while they are United and Rule. Wisen up , we have a common enemy and to defeat them , the whole south must be United(SE,SW,SS). This way we can be in charge of our destiny and lead our nation to greatness.
The hausas, Fulanis and the north in general are not our enemies. If not how many times have you come on Nairaland and see a northerner and the igbos abusing each other?
Or a northern and a Yoruba abusing each other?
The battle is always between the igbos and the Yorubas.

If you are ever gonna talk to me about unity, it must be a comprehensive unity, where the north, west and east are united.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Politics › Re: "Igbo Man Defeated Boko Haram For Us" - Shettima by Absuchat(m): 10:03pm On Feb 06, 2018
Alariiwo:
Igbos don't own 70% of anything is what I'm trying to let you realize.

I offer you truth, but you chose to believe lies from politicians.

They want you to keep bringing your money to their land so you won't think of yours. How many properties do they have in the East??

Think!
Looking at your post, one will deduct one thing for certain... You are just jealous of the igbo man.
However, it's not peculiar to you and your tribe, as 80%of other tribes in Nigeria are jealous of the igbos too.

You said they want us to bring our money to their land?
I thought you guys are the propagators of "one Nigeria". If that's the case, then we have equal share and right in their lands like them.

It's right they don't have much properties in the east like we have in the north, but don't forget that most of them do not have much properties even in their respective villages, so you don't expect us to copy their way of life, hence abandoning ours.
Thanks for your concern, anyways.
Politics › Re: "Igbo Man Defeated Boko Haram For Us" - Shettima by Absuchat(m): 9:55pm On Feb 06, 2018
Proudly igbo... Will Yorubas ever get to our level here on earth?

#IgboAmaka.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 15 Yahoo Boys In Lagos; Charms, Cars, SIM Cards, Coffins Recovered by Absuchat(m): 9:32pm On Feb 06, 2018
Wait ooo...... 15 afonjas?

They envy igbo man's success, but will never want to work hard on legitimate things that will make them rich on the long run.

Shameless set of pigs.
Crime › Re: Lagos Teenage Armed Robber Caught With Gun By Angry Mob (Video & Photos) by Absuchat(m): 4:00pm On Feb 06, 2018
Naijaphobia:
One minute silence for Absuchat.


One love to all my true Igbo peeps! I love you all and dedicate my moniker 'Naijaphobia' to a great clan. Will never go so low to abuse the Igbos( my in-laws the great mbise people from Imo) just because a once upon a time ediot 'Absuchat' ( may his soul rot in hell) insulted my people.
Which one be "ediot" again?
Na wao the money Awolowo wasted on your useless tribe's education could have been better spent on fulani herdsmen.

Talking about soul, do you think you have any? Cos sincerely I am so sure that since you people are losing virtually everything that makes up a human being, obviously you have lost your soul too.

Adieu to your soul brother
Career › Re: The Odocha Siblings: 3 Nigerians In The US Army (Photo) by Absuchat(m): 2:51pm On Feb 06, 2018
Adebowale89:
none of you people are sane even on your own thread, you're still derailing it with hatred speech
Which one is "hatred speech" again?

Must you come and disgrace yourself?

Crime › Re: Lagos Teenage Armed Robber Caught With Gun By Angry Mob (Video & Photos) by Absuchat(m): 2:47pm On Feb 06, 2018
Naijaphobia:
I will offer you SILENCE going forward but if you don't understand what that means then I will be left with no choice than to offer you a 'one minute' silence.

U know what that means?
No I prefer you remain silent forever.
But wait a minute... Why does Yorubas like silence?

V. P osibanjo on my mind (the most useless v.p in the world)
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Picking Trash At Kuje Market, Abuja (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 2:44pm On Feb 06, 2018
Igbos enh..... God bless of una joor
#IgboAmaka
Crime › Re: Lagos Teenage Armed Robber Caught With Gun By Angry Mob (Video & Photos) by Absuchat(m): 2:39pm On Feb 06, 2018
Naijaphobia:
Small boy wey first throw stone..Now the stone land for your head u begin cry.

You are a toddler and should be treated as such.

Sowie! Go and suck and pee before going to bed.

Atole! Oloorun!! cry
Hahaha....... Nairaland Methuselah,

Confrontation with the dirty Yorubas either via media or physically is one of my hobbies... So let's keep the dice rolling..... Don't go anywhere

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