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Where the hell is DSS

Keep the calls coming in

That's the latest trend with banks now ooo, no network
The other day I was inside my bank (name removed by me) to withdraw, and I see the long queue and it wasn't even moving at all, so I went to sit and observed the counter closely and I noticed that they had to move cash from the paying section to the withdrawal section of the the counter ,only very few would notice it the way they made the transfer, after some secs they claim the network was back and I just smh,


I quietly went to change my teller and gently filled the whole sum in my account, Coz that's how bankruptcy usually begins

Lol, seems Nigerians were not the only ones promised change

Some Nigerians inside Nigeria were also promised a different change

Still available,keep em calls coming in

ametu166:
no engr seems 2 be able to fix it

there must be someone who can,keep searching or better still,come get mine which is a UK used m8,

TheTrueSeeker:
The DSS is gradually turning into a 'toothless bulldog' by all ramification.

So you mean after the foiled attempted Commando styled arrest, they just offered him launch in their office coupled with some handshakes and that was all?
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they beg to disappoint you, wailer!!!

See the kind of professors Nigeria dey produce?? Smh

What of someone studying his masters at 33 still with his parents?

Oyindebrah:
Chai You Need to Read This ........

Yesterday was the saddest day in my life. I got to the airport where I was to board a flight. Suddenly, i saw an elderly woman seriously complaining about her stolen phone.

So I went close by to listen to what she was saying. At the same time, I was also downloading a PDF file on my phone.

Immediately she saw my phone, she told the crowd that that was her phone which was a Samsung galaxy s6 edge+. For a moment i couldn't even open my mouth to say a word. I was so confused.

She held me and slapped me. The crowd attempted to beat me up but luckily a policeman was passing by and he came into the scene. He asked what was going on and i explained with tears all over my face. He sent me to the police station together with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that i was innocent.

So the policeman asked the woman to call her phone. She called and a girl picked, apparently it was her daughter. The girl told the woman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving to town.

Comman see me burst into more tears because I had already been disgraced. The policeman told the woman to settle me with some money.

The woman wrote a cheque of 5.5million naira and wanted to hand it over to me but it was just too much for me, so i just opened my eyes, stood up from my bed and went to urinate.

Please do you think I should go back to sleep.

kk

Twizzy30:
Hmm this is serious. I don't knw hw some pple will jus open stupiid thread and write nonsense.

HtwoOw:
Village people woke you up with piss


You need deliverance


Even if it's ordinary cheque number, or serial number is what you collected, or remembered I would have asked you to rush to nearest baba ijebu shop and play the numbers with 5k



You need serious deliverance

yomi007k:



Ur head...u better go back to sleep n mk ssure u collect dt money......



I go be ur bf ds Valentine.

Oyindebrah:
Chai You Need to Read This ........

Yesterday was the saddest day in my life. I got to the airport where I was to board a flight. Suddenly, i saw an elderly woman seriously complaining about her stolen phone.

So I went close by to listen to what she was saying. At the same time, I was also downloading a PDF file on my phone.

Immediately she saw my phone, she told the crowd that that was her phone which was a Samsung galaxy s6 edge+. For a moment i couldn't even open my mouth to say a word. I was so confused.

She held me and slapped me. The crowd attempted to beat me up but luckily a policeman was passing by and he came into the scene. He asked what was going on and i explained with tears all over my face. He sent me to the police station together with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that i was innocent.

So the policeman asked the woman to call her phone. She called and a girl picked, apparently it was her daughter. The girl told the woman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving to town.

Comman see me burst into more tears because I had already been disgraced. The policeman told the woman to settle me with some money.

The woman wrote a cheque of 5.5million naira and wanted to hand it over to me but it was just too much for me, so i just opened my eyes, stood up from my bed and went to urinate.

Please do you think I should go back to sleep.

Kk

Hehehehe, my people shey Una see how devided even the so called xtians are, so a man of god like you all scammers is being invited and Una dey talk like say we the readers wear pampers.. Lol


Thank god for technology, I believe 10 years from now religion will be successful exposed and abolished....

durubrian:
he must provide the person that called him o....

Herdsmen wants to kill him, so his members should kill for him...

All those against my comments on this issue, how would you feel if an influential individual incites the public to kill your people, have you ever taught about the innocent Fulani Herdsmen that could be killed because of his statement?

He should be ready to face the law, the fact that (he said) others did something similar and weren't detained is not the case here... The fight against "incitement and attempt to cause public disorder" starts somewhere


I await another round of mentions...

your stupidity exceeds all expectations.....You lack simple intellectual understanding and it's only a matter of time before you get confined for insanity...

Lol, I'm speechless, If it was a black woman I knew just the right thing to say

sarrki:
So if am from the south west I should support tyranny?

Am human first

I don't support blindly

anyone you support is finished in life

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Africa is in mental slavery and religion is the biggest scam of this century,until we get rid of it,no one will be free.... I see people still act like dumbass followers of these so called pastors even in this era of internet where technology has opened everyone's eyes but they still choose to be blind......


Every Sunday I don't miss daddy freeze talk show for any reason in the world coz this guy is too knowledgeable about religious scams

durubrian:
Oga, Abeg o, no vex.... Go answer DSS..



I'm a Christian and I'm totally against the killings, but what this 'man' did is wrong... Mr Suleiman, Christianity is totally against violence.... #weAreNotBokoHaram #WeAreNotFulaniHerdsmen

I am and atheist and I can tell u are a100% Muslim!!! But all these vague comments aren't gonna score you any points

The time they take to defend the rumour with a thousand pics,a 10 secs video could have done job, just to even tell you how clueless the government is...

ametu166:
Somebody pls help...I have exactly this tye of hone but it stos at boot loader

I suggest you take it to a very good software engineer, it might be that you were tryjng to install a stock ruu and you didn't follow the guidelines proper.. make sure you give a good engineer unless you want to loose the phone for good...

Eh!!! If I hear mj , it's chioma chukwuka followed by Genevieve......these are the ladies who started the industry while mm was still in diapers

Gm

So they know how to invite someone over honourably,and they were sticking their little heads in the middle of the night where it doesn't belong?

Pics??

Still here

In davido's......Mr dele na my boy,dele na my boy=====