[quote author=muhammaduyusufu post=130032580][/quote]Reno Omokri is a fool. And I am happy that HE Peter Obi keeps ignoring him. The more he attacks Obi the more Obi gets popular.
Picture 1: 3.3 billion estimate forwarded, 20b was approved
Picture 2: 45billion estimate forwarded, 80b was approved
Picture 3: 80b approved for a 43b project
Thunder fire you! The ones Wike did and still doing in Abuja Nko? Saint Siminalayi Fubara can inflate the contract to heaven for all I care. He needs the money to fight that evil man Wike.
That letter was written before the Lawmakers decamped. As at that time, they were still legitimate House members. But as of today. They are no longer house members. It's a very simple matter that even a child can understand.
If you doubt me, let them try to do same again. They will be shocked.
Chinweotitoaa: It all hapend last sunday!! Guys i dont even know where to start from
i was home last sunday relaxing ,i wasnt expecting anyone Cus my babe said she wasn't going to come. but normally anytime she wants to come she will take her friend along but last sunday as she said she is not going to come , i was just wearing my small boxer when i heard a knock on my door as i opened it was her frd i was shocked then she just entered and sat on my bed before i could turn and ask her why she came alone she was already n*k@d she came and started rubing her bo* on me i could'nt control my self
as we were doing it my babe came in i was ashamed she did'nt say any thing she just left her friend wore her dress and followed her
that was when i knew they planned it
guys till now she is not picking my calls ,i dont know what to do again am afraid to go to their house
WHAT SHOULD I DO PLEASE
She didn't set you up. You are just a fool who lacks self control. A complete Buffoon
grassrootsig: This Era Of Mediocrity And Cluelessness Will End In 2025.
According to Albert Einstein, "imagination is more important than knowledge".
The above statement simply depicts the strength that Idea Bearers possess and the ultimate reason why they are usually the set of people who bring positive change to the world.
Walt Disney, a pioneer of the American animation industry, has the following as his favourite quote:
"If you can dream it, you can do it."
Walt Disney's major accomplishments include producing the first synchronized sound cartoon, Steamboat Willie (1928); initiating the use of the three-colour process in animation for motion pictures; producing the first feature-length animated picture, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937); and creating the family theme park Disneyland...
In Anambra state, the times are exciting, the crowd despite currently playing a losing match is watching with bated breath filled with anticipation as the Idea Bearer, a popular homeboy and human capacity developer par excellence is seen warming up on the sidelines as he waits to take to the field of play for the second half of the game.
The reason for the excitement is simple, the cheering crowd have witnessed the homeboy's displays in the past and knows just how much he needs this particular platform to showcase his repertoire of street wisdom, native intelligence and commitment towards restoring the pride of the state and leaving a footprint of enduring legacy of performance that will dwarf the current mediocrity and consign it to the dustbin of history.
The Idea Bearer as legislator made Nnewi the safest town in Anambra state and yet has refused to rest on his oars as he has since commenced the installation of 46 new Centrifugal Interconnecting Poles with HD 24/7 vision Cameras & SSR GPS with link to WT 4G broadband all over the town to further consolidate on the existing security architecture especially as rising cases of insecurity continues to ravage several parts of the state with no solution in sight from the state government.
The Idea Bearer, Nwa Boi turned Billionaire, Law Degree holder (in addition to several other certificate courses obtained from prestigious institutions both home and abroad) has vowed to deliver "Made In Anambra State of Nigeria" goods under his administration as the first business entrepreneur/trader to rule the state.
Word on the street is in total agreement across party divides that the Idea Bearer who has sworn that not even one inch of Anambra Territory will be left in the hands of bandits and non-state actors will be given the opportunity to showcase his God-given talent to Ndi Anambra and deliver the much-needed midas touch that the state so desperately yearns for.
The Idea Bearer has vowed to deliver a 24-hour electricity and gas-propelled state where the residents enjoy both road and rail transportation and are duly captured on a database system that the entire country will come to Anambra to copy. An Anambra where the stories of multiple tax extortions and crude knee-breaking stunts with Monday hammers and pestles shall become a thing of the past.
The most beautiful aspect of it all is that the To-Do List (manifesto) of the Idea Bearer is engrained in his brain, a product of his imaginative prowess while his ability to translate those dreams into reality is not in doubt considering his track record.
A homeboy is coming to salvage the soccer game in the second half and change the story of the state of Anambra for good.
For when the righteous is in power, the people truly rejoice.
#IkembaIsComing!
~Kamen Chuks O.
Chineke kpo gi oku for writing this!
In a state like Anambra where you have all kinds of capable people, you write this nonsense, chineke kpo gi oku dia!
Ifeanyi Uba, that niggardly nincompoop, that idea barren Bufoon, that chronic debtor, that embarrassment, the worst thing to happen to Anambra people, thats the idiot you are promoting as an ideas man? You are mentally ill!
muhammaduyusufu: If you want to win an election in Nigeria, you can't jump from party to party. Nobody who has done that has ever won an election at the centre in Nigeria from our amalgamation by the British in 1914 to now. Nobody! You can do so at the regional and state level, especially where your region has ethnic homogeneity. But in a pluralistic federation, you are toast if you do that.
Only those who have remained loyal to their parties have ever won elections as Presidents or Prime Ministers in Nigeria. Your party can go into coalition and merger with another party, or it can change its name and your reputation will remain intact. But when you leave your party to join another party, the people also leave you.
No matter what happens within your party, stay there and resolve the situation. Assert yourself there. Go from battleground to common ground. If you cannot lead your party out of a crisis, you will not be able to convince non-tribal critical thinking voters that you can lead the country out of crisis.
Tafawa Balewa was a member of the Northern Peoples Congress. He never changed parties.
Shagari was a member of the National Party of Nigeria, which was an offshoot of the Northern Peoples Congress. He never changed parties.
Obasanjo, Yar'adua and Jonathan were members of the Peoples Democratic Party. They never changed parties.
Buhari was a member of the All Peoples Party, which later changed its name to the All Nigeria Peoples Party. The party eventually split, and Buhari went with the Congress for Progressive Change, which, in 2013, merged with other parties to form the All Progressives Congress.
Tinubu was a member of the Social Democratic Party, which was dissolved by Abacha in 1993. Following this, he helped found the Alliance for Democracy, which merged with other parties to form the Action Congress of Nigeria in 2006. The ACN merged with other parties to form the APC in 2013.
Nigerian Politicians should learn from history. The best predictor of the future is the past. Between now and 2027, any politician who leaves his party for another party, except where there is a merger, is just wasting his time and money if he contests for the Presidency.
A country struggling with political stability cannot afford a leader who also struggles with his own mental and political stability.
Sadly, in Nigeria, to leave your party in Presidential politics is to live in pity as a perennial candidate!
#TableShaker..
Source: Reno Omokri On X.
Did your Principal Atiku not leave PDP to Join APC before coming back to PDP?
Lesbians have started sucking her puccy. That's why she said that she will now focus on women and minority groups. When you hear minority groups, it literarily means lesbians and Gays.
TopNotchTrends: The battle for control over rivers state is getting more interesting as Wike loyalists have sang that Fubara, Governor of Rivers State, must obey Wike.
Wike's loyalists led by the State APC CTC Chairman, Tony Okocha; Minority leader of the House of Reps, Kingsley Chinda; other members of the Reps Caucus, LGA Chairmen and others storm Rivers Assembly Quarters in solidarity to the Amaewhule-led Rivers Assembly.
Just by mere looking at their faces, you know that they are defeated already.
waguan200: So I met this girl at a ceremony that was awarded to her to handle. Got her number for future biz, called her 2 months later for a job props, and she agreed. So i thought we should meet first and discuss so we could take it further. I noticed she was finer than the day I saw her at the ceremony. Oh well, i come begin start to dey dey nice sha, from there I told her to come meet me at a hotel thinking she go gree, she didnt after two tries, then after the third time she came through. When she came, i figured she was using an iphone 6, and her account balance was like 1,500. To myself omo this girl fine die and shes using this old version iphone when 11pro max was already in vogue then. I just thought to myself, for someone running social parol, she must be meeting different people and she ought to have seen someone that wud def be her maga and be taking care of her.
To cut story short, i decided to start upgrading her, changed her phone first, we bought fairly used iphone 8 plus then i guess, then i started processing on how to eff her. Invited her to the hotel again, she nor come, so one day she asked me what i wanted,i said what u mean, she asked if i wanted sex, I was like oh well, didnt give her precise answer but she know what i meant. Most times when i send her maybe airtime, she go send me that sticker for whats app of a teddy bear standing and holding a wall with big yansh protuding out. I go dey tell myself sey, if she dey send me this kind thing, she spose fit fucck, but why she nor wan turn up. One day i called her that she should come na, omo na so she show oo, he nor reach 15mins, she don pull off her jeans, me sef quicly comot my level, the fukk began, she was sweet, nice ass, very clean i mean very clean babe. But i didnt cum becox i dun too drink.
After we were done, the next thing she said was, plz i need 150k now now plz, like i need it urgently, i was like common u cant just come up with that kind of request all of a sudden and you expect me to approve. Because i go like dey nack am dey go, i gave her 100k. But somethin in me was like, why did she all of a sudden requesting for money after sex, when it was not like we discussed it b4 she came, infact there was never a solid convo that pointed to pay for sex between us. Anyways after that day, we come begin dey Bleep steady, i come begin dey like her, but not too deep, during that period, all the business wey i dey do just dey enter, money just dey flow, blessings upon blessings, unusual biz proposal come begin dey flow. So me sef come reason am sey he be like sey her head dey there, from that moment, i moved her from her the hostel she was at straight to her own new apt, cos she bin dey unilag that period (DLI), I bought everything she needed from tv, fridge, gas cooker, fan ,ac, sound system, bed, i mean everything a woman will need for a comfortable stay. To top it up, i come put her for weekly pay for upkeep, and every month end 150k for normal shopping, in which she sef dey get jobs oo steady. I know sey some people go call me mugu, i agree.
The relationship then got serious, but then i think she loved me more than i did, she was loyal to a fault, tells me everywhere she goes, does video call, always talking on d phone. So i didnt want her to feel that am too glued, so i sort of once in a while tell her that am not emotionally stable that she should not rely on me being in this relationship for too long that she should make sure she has back up oo, but i guess that only made her more obsessed with me. After a while, knowing and studying her that she was really loyal cos i had to bug her crip and hear some of her convo the way she was turning men down, i started to develop feelings for her, GBAM me sef come fall in love. So moving forward into the 1year of our relationship, she clocked 25, this time i was not around, so she wipe me bill for her bday, and listed every wey she wan do, part of the plan was to take her two sisters and three of her friends to an apartment lodge of 3 bed, host her family and do photoshoot, buy clothes etc. I sha expend almost 2.5 meter, it was nothing to me cos i was stinkingly hefty with cash then. So after hosting her family, the next day they proceeded with the apartment lodging as their plan was to go clubbing that night and then discharge the next day. Ok na, she called me when they got there,it was on a friday, that afternoon, she called, bae, so there is this guy that approached me, hes like a working class sort of guy, he said he wants to extend a day extra for the apartment for me and my folks and friends, i wanted to refute it immediately, but because her two sis were there and that i didnt want to make her feel that am too deep into her, I said well as long as ur sis are there, no probs, but that if they are leaving that saturday morin, u had better leave with them or else, she said no they are staying. I said oh well go ahead.
That friday, i recalled calling her that which club are u guys going, she said they dont know yet that they are planning to go to one around VI, she mentioned one club like that cant recall, but that she will let me know. Till they left and got to the location, i didnt know anything, no calls nothing and me nor wand ey bother am since na ladies parol, later sha i come message her sey where una dey, na cubana for VI them dey, in which she dun tell me b4 sey she used to help this guy that does shit at peoples wedding dey do shows, and sey him dey always invite her and her friends to the club and give them free drinks, and they even sometimes sleep in his house. I ask her sey that guy though i have never seen any news about him with sex or woman scandal, so i cant conclude sey him dun nack u, but its certain that he may have pimped her to some peeps in the past, so as she mention cubana and which na that guy dey manage the place with white lion, i just thought to myself sey na the dude arrange them come. So i was like, u told me u were going to one Club DNA, but na Cubana una end up and u didnt tell me, she said well that because they left early, the DNA was not bubbling, so they decided to come to Cubana, i was like, oh well have fun, talk to u tmr.
So around 5am, she called me that them dun reach apartment back, that they want to go to 4points to eat breakfast, i said no p, she bill me, i said i dnt have that have spent more than the actual budget, she said no P. fastforwarding to that saturday which the so called anonymous guy had paid for, we were talking that afternoon and i asked her how the clubbing was, she said well na one of his male friend even suggested they come there and he was the one that boguth them the drinnk and sprayed her money. I was like is it that guy that does shit at peoples wedding?? she said no. In which later later she admitted it was prerrty Mike that hosted them,probably the one that paid the extra day at the apartment. Ok na, that day for evening, she told me that her sisters are leaving, that are friends are still here thought, i was now like u should leave with them or else yawa go dey oo, cos i knew that the dude that paid will not just pay like that. She said bae plz na, since started dating over a year, i have not spent any single time out with my friends, and this is jus tone of those opportunity that i have to make use of that i should let her stay that is it not just tomorrow they are checking out. I come sey well its all good. Later on that night, i come call her, we dey talk, them dey pool area for the apartment lodge with her 3 friends, so next thing i heard a guys voice, i come ask her sey who be that, she said nobody, i was like i heard a guys voice now, omo she cut call straight, i called her back immediately, omo she nor pick, after 5mins she come pick sey make i nor vex, sey noise dey there na why she move comot there so she can hear me, i was like ok no probs, am off to bed gnyt. Next morning, i jst sent her a message that count me less of a fool, its all over, please do not contact me again. As she reach house that next morning, omo na so so cry, dey beg me, dey cry, dey wait, send video of ehr crying, went to the hostel where r friends are at to avoid killing herself, her sister called me to beg, i nor just answer anybody. Blocked her number, she still use different numbers take call me. Me as a bad guy, i dun fukk her up the arse b4, but she nor dey gree, so i come reason am sey, if i invite am sey make we talk, she would want to do anything to please me in order for us to get back. I come tell am sey make she show, so we can talk. So i was back, then she came around, i come tell am sey its not possible for us to get back again that the trust is shattered, and theres no reason for us to be together again, omo she burst cry again come tell me sey ok, if at all i nor wan get back with her, that can I still be giving her the weekly money and the month end shopping money, i just laugh inside of myself sey nor be sey she love me sef, na wetin i dey do she love, i just activate my devil mode, tell am sey ok on one condition for me to take u vack, sey i go gast fukk her up the arse, and i go dey do am dey go steady, she sey the thing go pain her, sey i beg make we just do normal sey she wont betray our trust again , sey though nothing happen that day, sey na her friend bf dey talk, but she had to move away from there make i nor think sey na she them find come. I sey well thats the only option, sey if she nor gree, make she dey go. Omo na so i carry my hennessy and loud, dey run my forex dey go, she asked if she can smoke a little too, i gave her small cos i knw she used to smoke back then but never smoked throughout when were dating. I give her smoke and she had henessey, omo na so she pull off sey make i come burst the ass, my prick swell straight, funny thing is, when she was coming, i told her to bring my boxers short, singlets and my vaseline wey dey her house since we nor dey do again, so na that vaseline i dey take oil the place up, omo the place tight dieee as i enter she shout uhhhhhhhhh as i dipped it in. I lash that yansh till morning find out sey shit stains sef dey the bedshit. For the next 2weeks i kpansh the yansh well till the anus get ring around it, i just blcked her off finally and moved on.
Guys make una nor dull like i did oo, though the girl try oo, throughout when we dey, she loyal die, so sometimes na friends dey cause all these things, but its not an excuse, once a girl messes up,its either u just free her once, or do am the way i did this CHEERS GUYS.
Ofunaofu: The clerk of the Rivers State House of Assembly, Emeka Amadi, has disowned the pro-Governor Sim Fubara’s faction of the Assembly.
Amadi insisted that the Speaker of the Rivers State House of Assembly remains Martin Amaewhule.
The clerk said the three members of the assembly loyal to Fubara—Hon. Victor Oko Jumbo, Hon. Sokari Goodboy Sokari and Hon. Adolphus Orubimie Timothy—were suspended on October 30, 2023, and they cannot lay claim to be officers of the House.
On Thursday, some lawmakers appointed Jumbo as the new Speaker of the Assembly.
fergie001: In fiesty fashion, the raging political tussle in Rivers State between loyalists of Nyesom Wike (FCT Minister and Ex-Gov) and his godson now incumbent, Sim Fubara continues.
A lawmaker in the Rivers State House of Assembly, Enemi Alabo George, via his official facebook account, has lashed out at the Governor following claims he (Fubara) intends to pull down the Rivers legislative residential quarters.
Alabo George represents Asari-Toru Constituency II and is one of the pro-Wike lawmakers in the Martin Amaewhule-led Assembly.
Of what use is that Helicopter? It is not armed. Which surveillance is it doing? So, when the Helicopter sees bandits what will it do? Go back and report? This is a collosal waste of money by idiots.
1. Build security outposts along the route 10 mile intervals. Place at least 20 heavily armed men at each of the outposts with heavy machine guns, and put like 3 to 4 armoured vehicles along the route.
2. Equip the train with excellent radio communications for easy access to those security outposts in case of issues. If the need arises the security post closest to the trains position will immediately spring to action. They will be there in less than 5 minutes.
3. Equip those security posts with drones that can be deployed immediately there is danger.
4. The train should carry a GPS system that enables security agents to know it's location per time. This way even if it's radio communications is disabled, it can still be located.
5. Each trains should not carry less than 10 heavily armed soldiers as escorts
If these measures are put in place, in the long run it's by far cheaper than wasting money on Helicopters which are not effective anyway!
BigYash: She dey shout harder harder.. Dey drink people sperm like juice.. Anal wen u no dey do her,another guy man dey scatter her anus.. And na you still dey pay bills.. inside the money you give her,she go still give those boys.. Some boys dey Zuor sha. The mumu go dey shout say my babe can’t cheat on me.. I love her so much.. dey there dey personalize community property..
You are outdated! Most of them are lesbians. Mohbads wife was fucking his female manager.
I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.
I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;
1.doll is a virgin 2. Zero body count. 3. Doll looks 25 and will never age. 3. Constant sex anytime without serenren. 4. No in-law wahala 5. She is never going to cheat on my friend. 6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining. 7. Doll is very beautiful. 8. No arguments in the home. 9. Savings money on food at home after marriage. 10. No nagging in the relationship. 11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.
Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.
Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.
What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?
Sex dolls are 100% better than 90 % of Nigerian girls.
EmmyMaestro: Mixed reactions as young girl shows off her male course mate who sends her pictures of his assignment for her to copy.
The video which she shared to her Tiktok page, @jennifer__dozie__, has now gone viral on the app.
She confessed that he is the only male student she talks to in her class and he is always kind enough to send her his assignments.
There has been many comments on the video, with many claiming that the young man is secretly in love with her.
Here are some of the reactions to the girl’s video
@Adnaan stated: “Bro is in the coursemate zone💀”
@Duby opined: “See the way he looked at you. He likes you but is afraid to tell you 💯”
@Ucee Morgan said: “Dem Dey use werey he Dey smile😂😂 I was once like that, I helped in their drawings and crafts till I needed their help I was ghosted.”
@ireoluwa.x asked: “what happens when he stops sending pictures of his assignment 😪”
@RoLie commented: “bro I hope you see this comment. run and don’t look back. dem don zone your life”
@Katoo🔥🥵 noted: “He Dey send your assignment pictures but na another person Dey receive your own pictures😂😂”
@༒👽|☬D€€N☬꧁🌍༒ begged: “Abeg help us teach am lesson make ehn learn”
If it had been an adult male that performed mouth action on a 15 year old girl, it would have been termed rape! Now, because the accused is a woman the charge is now downgraded to sexual assault. Men, who do una this thing?
Careente7: A lot of niggas reading this would be wishing they were in th young boys shoe.TBH,man is wired weird,that’s why some people’s sexual life will keep you wondering.
🇺🇸 US Congress members from both parties have warned the International Criminal Court that Washington will retaliate against the court if it issues arrest warrants against top 🇮🇱 Israeli officials, Axios reports.
The report says legislation on the matter is already being worked on, citing House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Michael McCaul, a Texas Republican, as expecting a bill to sanction ICC officials but adding: “We hope it doesn’t come to that.”
Meanwhile, US House Speaker Mike Johnson slams the reported intention to issue arrest warrants over the Gaza war.
“It is disgraceful that the International Criminal Court is reportedly planning to issue baseless and illegitimate arrest warrants against Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and other senior Israeli officials,” Johnson says in a statement.
“Such a lawless action by the ICC would directly undermine US national security interests. If unchallenged by the Biden administration, the ICC could create and assume unprecedented power to issue arrest warrants against American political leaders, American diplomats, and American military personnel, thereby endangering our country’s sovereign authority,” Johnson adds.
Now you know ICC warrants are reserved for some countries and people's not everybody!
The face of the idiot. This is what male intimacy gadget or masturbation would have saved. Now he is stranded. Any man who fails because of sex is an idiot.
Listen.
We all know about the raging hormones in men. But no need to worry. Learn how to pleasure yourself as a man so that no girl can bill you or make you make stupid mistakes. Clear your semen overload regularly to keep a cool head.
naptu2: Super Falcons and Paris FC goalkeeper, Chiamaka Nnadozie, has been crowned the goalkeeper of the 2023/2024 season at the D1 Arkema Awards yesterday night. D1 Arkema is the top division of the women's league in France. She beat legendary Lyon and Chile goalkeeper, Christiane Endler and the Polish number 1 goalkeeper to win the award.
Celebrities › Re: Ayra Starr With Her Gay Fans In Brazil (Photos) by AbujaCitiBlog: 7:50pm On May 19, 2024
