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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by Abumenre(m): 8:27am On May 28, 2017
edwife:
Mukina2 rock with me

waoooooooo
Business / Re: Hackers Steal N8m From Osinbajo’s Bank Account by Abumenre(m): 8:16am On Oct 24, 2015
See u! They call it youth empowerment
Jokes Etc / Re: When She Asks For A 3rd Round. Lwkmd by Abumenre(m): 7:29pm On Oct 23, 2015
[quote author=uncleUPRIGHT post=39247810]Third round of what? 3rd round of eba
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Crazy About Big Butts? by Abumenre(m): 9:52am On Oct 16, 2015
Enahi:
I still don't understand why Men go crazy about big behinds.
Its embarrassing walking down the road and I start getting all sorts comments and look from Men.

The most painful part is I cant wear fitted skirts and gowns and feel comfortable anymore.

Ladies with big backside how do you cope? I get very shy when walking down the road because of the way Men stare at me. Its very embarrassing.


What should I do?

I have heard Men shout Ukwu when they see me. Seriously what should I do, am not finding it funny.
it would have be easier to advice you when we see the size of this behind you talked a about
Celebrities / Re: Rose Mensah Divorces Husband 4 Days After Wedding (see Why) by Abumenre(m): 7:58pm On Sep 04, 2015
Too bad
Politics / Re: Atiku's Assessment On Pmb's Govt- The Nation by Abumenre(m): 7:54pm On Sep 04, 2015
Hummmmmm
Crime / Re: Man Jailed 5 Years For Setting Pregnant Woman Ablaze; Photo by Abumenre(m): 7:51pm On Aug 31, 2015
shegsrules:
Please i have a question, is a year of jail sentence 6months.
yes. because is counted night and day
Religion / Re: Opinion: Women Preaching In The Church Is Not Biblical And Its Forbidden. by Abumenre(m): 8:56am On Aug 30, 2015
pass111:
In Christ there is no such thing as slave nor free born, there is no Jew nor gentile, no Woman nor man , all are equal before the lord remember The grace is available to ALL ... even the grace to preach, minister etc.
pls give us reference from the bible

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Culture / Re: Hilarious "ISHAN" Adage And Their Meanings by Abumenre(m): 6:10pm On Aug 28, 2015
[quote author=Oooops post=37399736]Esan is a tribe in Edo state of Nigeria. It is located at Edo central and they are blessed with a very rich culture. Some wonderful proverbs of this great tribe and their meanings are stated below;
Enjoy

1) Akugbe-Ahu : Unity is strength

2) Ahuare bhenbhen: You need strength to be mad

3) Ema ah gboria, Ema ah seyele; Akpu kill people but people still eat Akpu

4) Aimiornoryor ole nhebheki: Nobody agrees he defecated in the market

5) Ebomongwele oleoreyisodor: Wetin pikin learn, e dey carry go husband house(charity begins at home)

6) Esangbedo: Esan's does not beat (Fight) Beni's

7) Oakwereyor?: Who would have Thought (when something good happens)

cool Otuonkpaiwanlan : One person is not wise (wisdom is gotten with many peoples putting ideas together)

9) Hianwegbe okpa sonomhen: Na only Shakara dey vex me

10) Okpea nor miobor ole gbokwo ; Its only a jobless man that beats up a woman!


Please Esan/Benin guys in the house come and represent your tribe and be proud of it....
Any of those proverbs that you can remember lets add it here

Proudly "ESAN"
Ibhabulu:

Ebalu halu. What is done is done
Okhan hilen. Sowemionlen ema bhoboh. A child doesn't know when sleep take over his meal.
Ahadan agbochiemiegbeh. He who fight and run away will fight another day
Politics / Re: You Are A ‘garage Boy’, Orubebe Attacks Oshiomhole Again by Abumenre(m): 5:12pm On Aug 27, 2015
These two old men should knows how to jegalize issue when is necessary. But any attend to aply olubebenalism will make thing go very bad. That's if u no what I means. grin angry
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Gov Oshiomole's "IF STATEMENT" On Former President Jonathan by Abumenre(m): 8:27am On Aug 23, 2015
At times I imagine what's wrong with some Nigerian, some group of people lead a whole national to this shameful and poor situation we r today. And here come a christ to help us set some things straight but some people are complaining.
Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints PwC, KPMG To Audit NNPC, CBN, FIRS, Others by Abumenre(m): 7:45am On Aug 14, 2015
[quote author=simongonner post=36937030]Information reaching DAILY POST has it that the Federal Government has appointed renowned accounting and auditing firms, PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC) and Klynveld Peat Marwick Goerdeler (KPMG) to audit Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and other agencies.

Also to be audited are Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS), Nigeria Customs Service (NCS), Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) and Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency (NIMASA).

Others are Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), Revenue and Mobilisation Allocation Federation Commission (RMAFC) Federal Ministry of Finance, Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA), Office of the Accountant General of the Federation, Nigerian Extractive Industry Transparency Initiative (NEITI) among others

Buhari and his party, the All Progressives Congress (APC) had accused the Goodluck Jonathan led-administration of undermining previous audit of the agencies.

Last week, DAILY POST reported the tension in many of the agencies marked for investigation of corrupt practices.

Those still in office as well as former staff, including retired or sacked workers, are monitoring developments and anxious of contents of the audit report, it was leant.

Edo State Governor, a member of the National Executive Council-backed committee set up to investigate NNPC financial accounts had disclosed that the audit of affected agencies would cover the period between January 1, 2010 and June 30, 2015.

Details later…


Is a good starting point.

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TV/Movies / Re: One Film You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching? by Abumenre(m): 8:16am On Aug 09, 2015
24 is a must watch film [color=#006600][/color]
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Humiliated At PH Airport by Abumenre(m): 6:19am On Jul 24, 2015
No one is talking about mother here We are talking about the office of d first lady. When she and d husband were busy throwing our money here n there did they remembered they r father n mother? They will pay for it dearly trust me.

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Returns The Tithe Of A Widower And Father Of 3 by Abumenre(m): 7:14am On Jul 08, 2015
The only man of God I no. God will keep on blessing u. Amen

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Politics / Re: Man On Solidarity Trek To Honour Buhari , Declared Missing by Abumenre(m): 10:47pm On Jun 11, 2015
I swear d trekking continue 2016 looooooool
Politics / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon Responds To The 11 Years Legal Age For Sex In Nigeria by Abumenre(m): 4:20pm On Jun 06, 2015
[quote author=lalasticlala post=34490434]Patrick Obahiagbon has also responded to the new bill passed by Senate, making 11 years the legal age for s na wa oooo madness are in varies oooo
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Think About This Adage In This Age? by Abumenre(m): 9:38am On Jun 06, 2015
morereb10:
'A Patient Dog eats the fattest bone'?

In my opinion, I think their is no patient in life again, expecially, this age that everything is all about race. You don't just sit around and wait for things happen do u?




Please I need radical comments and cynical minds.
these days a patience dog eat no bone in niga
Politics / Re: Lucky Igbinedion’s Mansion In Abuja (See The Multi-billion Naira House) by Abumenre(m): 8:21am On Jun 06, 2015
[quote author=oatzeal post=34462358]Lucky Igbinedion, the Ex-governor of Edo state's massive Multi Billion Naira Mansion in Abuja. The 34 room housed labeled “SIGNATURE HOUSE” is situated in high class section of Abuja ooh see our money! There is God oooooooooh
Politics / Re: Buhari Reopens $182m Bribery Case-tribune by Abumenre(m): 7:47am On Jun 06, 2015
Smile! This is just the beginning beginning. [color=#990000][/color]
Politics / Re: ICPC Interrogates Fmr IGP Mike Okiro, Others Over N275.5m Fraud by Abumenre(m): 8:41pm On Jun 04, 2015
[quote author=abbccc post=34431208]The Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) on Thursday interrogated Mr Mike Okiro, the Chairman, Police Service Commission (PSC) and five others over alleged N275.5 million fraud.

The commission also interrogated Insp. George Todonu, Okiro’s Orderly and Mr A.A Bisala, Chief Accountant of PSC, who reported at the ICPC headquarters, Abuja, in connection to the alleged fraud.

Mr E.C Ibe, Mr B. Bello and Mr Raymond Imiobi were also at the ICPC headquarters for interrogation in connection to the alleged fraud.

Okiro arrived at the commission at about 9.51 a.m. in a Black Toyota Land Cruiser Jeep with registration number T98 01FG (PSC).

A source at the ICPC headquarters who preferred anonymity said the invitation of Okiro and other staff of PSC followed a petition published in one of the national dailies.

He said the petition titled “Attempt to Swindle the Police Service Commission to the tune of N275.5 million”, was written by Mr Aaron Kaase, a Principal Administrative Officer at PSC.

The petitioner had accused Okiro of diverting N350 million sought from the office of the National Security Adviser for staff training ahead of the 2015 general elections to his personal use.

He said claims by Okiro that the training programmes were held in three separate lots for Abuja, Kano and Lagos staff of the commission were frivolous, adding that such trainings were never organized.

Kaase faulted Okiro’s claims on the ground that the staff strength of the commission was less than 400 as against 900 said to have benefited from the training.
He also accused Okiro of claiming DTA for journeys never embarked upon for himself and his aids. (NAN)
Wow. Am so glad when they said let us go to the house of God. This is just the beginning
Politics / Re: Bomb Kills Two, Injures 33 In Maiduguri by Abumenre(m): 12:08pm On Jun 04, 2015
Good lord have mercy
Food / Re: 22 Persons Dead In Rivers After Drinking Local Gin, Eating Dog Meat by Abumenre(m): 7:24am On Jun 04, 2015
Omooba77:
BREAKING: Over 22 persons dead in Rivers after drinking local gin, eating dog meat
Over 22 persons dead in Rivers after drinking local gin


Over 22 persons have been confirmed dead in Bonny Island, Bonny, and Woji in Obio Akpor local government areas of Rivers after consuming local gin popularly called ‘Kai-Kai’ or Ogogoro and eating ‘Dog Meat’ believed to contain poisonous ethanol.

Simon Wilcox, a Youth leader and Spokesman for Bonny kingdom confirmed the death of 17 persons after the consumption of the toxic local brew, kai-kai imported into the Bonny Island.

“As I speak to you, 17 persons have been confirmed dead. We are going to the hospital to attend those who are lying critically ill. We need the help of World Health Organization, WHO, Federal and Government agencies to assist people of Bonny kingdom,” Wilcox said.

In a similar development, at least five persons have been reported dead in Woji in Obio Akpor local government area after eating dog meat delicacy, popularly called ‘404’ allegedly cooked one Friday Dickson, popularly called “Etiaba” from Akwa-Ibom state.

As at the time of the report there has not any reaction from the Ministry of Health on the sudden deaths due food poisoning.
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/06/03/over-22-persons-dead-in-rivers-after-drinking-local-gin/
are you guys positive they died as a result of eaten dog and drink?
Travel / Re: 10 Exotic Vacations Nigerians Can Take Without A Visa by Abumenre(m): 12:32pm On May 24, 2015
nice one
Crime / Re: Armed Robbery Suspect Arrested On Wedding Day. by Abumenre(m): 12:08pm On May 24, 2015
Too bad

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