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Xda59:
The boobs are 1000% fake

How do you know

You don feel am?

One of the rare girls with standing b**bs

soetanoreoluwa:
It seems this guy is not going to WC he can be a shot one to anyteam...

Probably the reason he hasn't been invited by Rohr

nelszx:
Joel Obi out due to injury at 34 minutes

This guy and injury.

Wen your wife is wolverine

Abeg come give me chop

If it is wickedness for a guy to date a girl for 2yrs, then wat is it if after a guy proposed to a girl he dated for 4yrs and she rejected?

Kenzico:
Walahi, Wizkid get strong Gene o

The way all his pikin come resemble am is totally astonishing !!

I duff my Hula for him

Na weed dey do am for am

E dey bring out the best in him during action

Make them just gather all those weed one side use am do burnfire, make everybody for the area feel alright.

bestpunterever:
u av been smoking that thing again?

xarookqh:
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You book space you no still make FTC

lefulefu:
i have noticed this
why e be say when two babes dey snap pixs together dey are always fond of touching their buttocks
is it a sort of sister/lesbian code ?
Randy91 wetin u think?

They're trying to slay

Here are seven characteristics that can describe a slay queen.

Makeup and style

Your typical slay queen never leaves home without makeup on. She can show up to the corner store in the middle of the night wearing a full face of makeup and, most likely, a pair of high heels. Heels and short tight dresses is what slay queens love most.

However, the fact that slay queens wear makeup all the time does not mean that they are good at it. In real life, a slay queen might not even be able to match the colour of her neck to the shade of her face. Nevertheless, almost all of them are experts at using retouching apps and software.

Their selfies that they post so frequently on social media are facetuned so hard you will probably never recognise them on the streets. If you somehow manage to catch one of them without any makeup on, do not be too shocked by the striking difference between what you see before you and what they post online.


Expensive lifestyle

One of the most definitive traits of queens of slay that distinguishes them from the others is their love for expensive things and luxury. They will go out of their way to snap a picture in or around a lavish car, with a bottle of pricey alcohol or in five-star hotels.

Despite her love of all things shiny, a typical slay queen cannot afford most (if not all) things she takes pictures with. She usually achieves her cool shots by using the social position of her friends or of her ‘bae’. A queen of slay might also go into an expensive shop just to try something on, take a picture of herself in it and leave.


Love for parties
Almost every slay queen is a party animal. Every weekend, or sometimes even during the week, you can see her at the fancy bars, clubs and other similar places dancing on her ridiculously high heels, drinking a colourful cocktail by the bar or drunkenly stumbling in or out of a cab.

If you are (un)lucky enough, you might even catch a whole flock of them, huddled together with their lips pursed and selfie hands outstretched in search of the best selfie angle and lighting. If a club has a resident photographer, you can be certain that they will be in all of the pictures from the night’s events.


Social media presence

A slay queen cannot live without her social media. After all, how else would the world know about her awesome life if not for Instagram, Snapchat or other social media platforms?

95% of slay queen’s Instagram profile is pictures of her. Mirror selfies, beach photos, club pictures, you name it. Every minute of her life has to be documented, so the remaining 5% is photos of food and other random things.

The poses slay queens usually take in their photos are unnatural and uncomfortable, as they have to gather in their stomachs, curve their legs and jut out their chests and behinds. They think they look good, but more often than not, they look utterly ridiculous.


Language


Even if you cannot yet see a slay queen approaching, you can hear her from a mile away. Slay queens have a very weird way of talking, so it is often hard to comprehend what they are saying. Their language is littered with filler words and expletives, and even the way they pronounce certain vowels is weird. Just so you know, ‘whatever’ is one of their favourite words.

When slay queens are writing, they use lots of hashtags and do not pay much attention to their grammar. Nevertheless, some of them even have the audacity to correct others in order to seem smart.


Intellect

Now, when it comes to smarts, an overwhelming majority of slay queens have little to offer in this department. If you find yourself in a conversation with one of them, prepare to be amazed at the ignorance some people can possess.

However, not all of them are stupid. Some might just be playing dumb to get the attention. Some girls are actually incredibly smart, because they are able to get an insane amount of followers on social media and then just live off sponsorship deals and gifts from gullible men �


Taste in men

Slay queens and men is a topic for a whole other article, but we will try to keep it brief. For some slay queens, the end goal is to find a man. And not just any man; he has to be filthy rich and he needs to worship them and the ground they walk on.

When a slay queen finally grabs someone with her long manicured fingers, you can be sure she will post about it a million times a day. Get ready for the infamous ‘follow me’ pictures, cutesy couple photos and romantic quotes. If the man is cute, his face will be visible; if not, she will only show his hands or headless torso.

All that said, slay queens have the right to live the way they want. If they feel like spending their time on convincing others in their ephemeral superiority and catching men, then it is their choice. As long as they are not hurting anyone, slay queens have a right to be. Besides, whom would we talk about if they did not exist?

This Journal encompasses 4 key Categories.

Who is a RunsGirl?
How do you identify a RunsGirl
How do RunsGirls affect us
Origin & Location of RG


1. Who is a RG? :
A runsgirl is any lady who is blatantly lazy or not content with her salary, income, allowance because her personal income can’t get her to her destination.

She uses her beauty and physical attributes to gain monetary favors, promotion, land , cars , jewelry from any man who is willing to pay.


2. How do you identify a RG :
This may be stereotypical but

1) Any lady who doesn’t have a 9-5 or functional business and yet lives a lavish lifestyle

2) Any lady who is always in a private jet or luxury hotel apartment 7 times a year is a RG

3) Any lady who owns more than 15 designer bags without an income

4) Any Lady who has more than 15k followers on IG or Twitter without any media portfolio or Makeup / Model business

5)Any lady who is “Yellow skinned” and constantly moves with 5 or more other “yellow skinned” ladies is a RunsGirl (Yellow Gang)

6) Any lady who has 9-5 job but the mathematics of her salary and her lifestyle don’t add up

7) Any lady who owns a shop and yet has less than 3 customers and is paying rent is a runs girl

Any girl who goes to polo club Lagos by herself without being invited is a Potential RG

9) 60% of Bank marketers


3. How do RunsGirls affect us ? :
RunsGirls spoil the name of Nigerian ladies. They ruin the term courtship or love. Men are used to throwing material things and getting their way within 2 days. So when men meet a decent girl who is giving them rules or a process they cut these decent girls off. That’s why Runs girls get married more than decent girls because they are easy, understanding to the needs of men and are willing to take anything. Decent girls are too rigid and boring.

4. Location & Origin of RG
( THEY ARE EVERYWHERE) but most likely below middle class, 3rd class or pass degree students)

The Origin of RG, based on research and observation. They emanate from bad economy, laziness, greed, separated families, hard times, Social media pressure, low self esteem, designer bags syndrome.

Have you ever wonder who the slay Queens are.. Read more below

These days, slang terms get more and more confusing. For instance, what exactly is the meaning of slay queen? Who qualifies as a slay queen? Let’s talk about the slay queen meaning and how to figure out that someone is a slay queen.

Slay queen definition
If you are familiar with modern slang, you might have heard of the word ‘slay’ being used in a figurative way. If you say that someone is slaying, it usually means that they are doing a very good job and, if it is a competition, destroying their competitors by being so much better.

When it comes to the term ‘slay queen’, one would think that it also has a very positive connotation. After all, saying ‘slay, queen!’ as an exclamation is a form of encouragement. So slay queen has to be something good, right?

Wrong!

These days, many people in Africa, especially in Nigeria and Kenya, use the term ‘slay queen’ to describe a woman that likes to show off her luxurious lifestyle even if she lives in the poorest neighbourhood and struggles to stay on her feet.

The Internet is full of slay queen images. 21st century is the perfect era for slay queens, as they can use Instagram/Snapchat/Twitter/Facebook/etc. to tell the whole world about the expensive things they do not even own.

You might be surprised, but this type of behaviour is actually not unique to women. Slay kings also exist and behave almost in the same way as slay queens do, with minor adjustments for gender. We will not get too much into the details; it is just so you know that women are not the only ones who engage in this kind of behaviour.

So how can you tell for sure that someone is a slay queen? Continue reading and find out!

Traits of a slay queen


Most of the time, slay queens are quite two-dimensional beings with little to no depth to them. They all look, dress and behave in same ways. This makes it fairly easy to tell them apart from the general population (but not from one another).




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chijioke17:
C

SnakeXenzia:

shaddi:
d

All these space bookers self

lollmaolol:
I'm ready to settle down. #YorubaAngel vs #YorubaHusband

I need an intelligent lady between 25-27 years to please contact me, she must also reside and work in Lagos like me.

I can cook the following well: indomie, rice and beans. Please be sure you want a playful partner before you contact me.

Deadline is 30th January, 2018

Shey na job interview ni

Humility017:
someone should please confirm if that boy (Nura Muhammed) is the amazing 15 years old player in camp....

15yrs old in NPFL? I guess that boy would be an exceptional player. We'll watch out for him

MetalJigsaw:
Just 4 midfielders??

I'm surprised too ooo

Salisu picks Ezenwa, Ali, Okpotu, 20 others for CHAN

Head Coach Salisu Yusuf on Tuesday released his final squad of the Super Eagles B for the 5th African Nations Championship starting in Morocco next week, with goalkeeper and skipper Ikechukwu Ezenwa, midfield Trojan Rabiu Ali and marksman Anthony Okpotu listed.



Ezenwa is joined for the goalkeeping duties by Oladele Ajiboye and Theophilus Afelokhai, and defensive stalwarts Osas Okoro, Stephen Eze and Kalu Orji Okogbue also made the list, as midfielders Ifeanyi Ifeanyi and Ekundayo Ojo and forwards Sunday Faleye and Emeka Atuloma.



The team of 23 players and their officials are expected to fly out of the country in a few days, to continue preparations in Morocco ahead of Nigeria’s first match of the campaign against Rwanda in Tangier on Monday, 15th January.



The 2014 bronze medallists will also play 2014 champions Libya at the same Ibn Batouta Stadium in Tangier on Friday, 19thJanuary, before travelling to Agadir to tackle Equatorial Guinea on Tuesday, 23rd January.



FULL LIST



Goalkeepers: Ikechukwu Ezenwa (Enyimba FC); Oladele Ajiboye (Plateau United); Theophilus Afelokhai (Enyimba FC)



Defenders: Osas Okoro (Rangers International); Daniel James Itodo (Plateau United); Kalu Orji Okogbue (Rangers International); Ikouwem Utin (Enyimba FC); Abdullahi Musa (Wikki Tourists); Timothy Danladi (Katsina United); Ifeanyi Nweke (Kano Pillars); Stephen Eze (Kano Pillars)



Midfielders: Ifeanyi Ifeanyi (Akwa United); Rabiu Ali (Kano Pillars); Augustine Oladapo (Enyimba FC); Ekundayo Ojo (Sunshine Stars)



Forwards: Emeka Atuloma (Rivers United); Anthony Okpotu (Lobi Stars); Eneji Moses (Plateau United); Ibrahim Mustapha (Enyimba FC); Emeka Ogbuh (Rivers United); Sunday Faleye (Akwa United); Nura Muhammed (El-Kanemi Warriors); Okechukwu Gabriel (Akwa United)

Icon4s:
Ok. Thanks.

Will try that.

Mobdro Isn't on playstore. You will have to download it manually through browser. Just search for mobdro apk download through google search.

oloriooko:
This thread has been filled with innumerable boasts of Nigeria coming out of our WC group and this gives me the laugh I cannot describe
First, the friendly match against Argentina is nothing to measure Argentine's ability, it will be a heavy disaster if we think its same Argentina we met in the friendly we will meet at the WC.
Second, I see this SE team as a work in progress probably at its infant stage which requires patience and long consistent hard work. We need a blue print for developmental process for the SE which must be sincerely adhered to. We should stop all these stumbled-on-successes. We must not allow sudden successes confuse our future focus of birthing a SE team that can be stable and compete with formidable teams.
Third, I see this WC as a learning process for us even if we are eliminated in the group stage, we must keep our focus of building a formidable team worthy of taking on any team. Our football must go beyond this epileptic behavioral show of scanty successes and work on taking our football to a stable stage
I wish the SE the best

We know it's not thesame Argentina we saw during the friendly we will see at the world Cup. What about Nigeria, you think it's thesame Nigeria the Argentines will see also?

So you think while Argentina would improve their game against Nigeria at the world Cup, we wouldn't do thesame?

EazyMoh:
Why do you guys have to use that ugly picture of Atiku all the time?

Who ask am make e go do pink lips

Iheanacho on yellow card at 23mins, Man City leading by the way 1-0

That 2nd goal from sigurdson was top notch. I hope whoever that Will keep for Nigeria against Iceland should be aware of what that guy can do from outside the 18 yard box.

That guy is also a dangerous free kick taker. I think he was the best free kick taker in the epl last season. I don't know

Icon79:
Nigeria would not like to lose to England, hence, I can see them taking the game much more than a friendly. And the English style kick and follow football is going to frustrate our players.


O pari

I think that match will be played with utmost carefulness from both parties because world cup will be days away from the friendly and no parties would want to sustain any form of injuries be it minor or major.

England may as well field their 2nd eleven against us or even if they field their stars, 2nd half, they're out of the pitch.

I see that game as 1 boring game that will end in draw.

Icon4s:
I saw that comment when I was still under a ban and so had to bear it until I was unbanned. Went back to dig it up as soon as I was released to comment.

If you don't mind me asking, why were you banned?

mazimee:
I thougt his Coach said Henry can never be his top 9,How manage he come dey for front ?

He wants to fight for the europa spot with Celtic though it will be difficult for him.

Henry onyekuru is striking for anderlecht today

jihday:
can't blame them they thrashed Cameroon 4-0 at the last World Cup

I remember that scene like it was yesterday.

Joebie:
Argentina
Iceland
Croatia
Nigeria

Wow Argentina again

Nigeria can top their group

junnyjake:
We might end up in D

We are in group D

FIFA WC Draw is live on super sport 3 and 9