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Politics / Re: Welcome To Banana Island, Lagos by accountbalance: 5:09pm On May 04, 2021
Good one
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Still Be Enticed With Food To Date A Guy(photo)? by accountbalance: 10:34pm On May 29, 2017
professorfal:
LISTEN son we have 3 types of HOEz

1. HOE-LO-SHI ; This type they are secondary school girls and jambites, you can get them wih biscuit and pure water,indomie and egg, gala and coke. No stress.

2.HOE-LO-RI-BU-RU-KU; This category ecompasses higher education students be it UNI,POLY or NCE. Your post is definitely about this type, they are students and always hungry mayhap the last time their father send them money was the first week of resumption which was 2months ago. shawarma, MRBIGGS, sweet sensation dishes can work on them.

3.HOE-LO-SHO; This category is the apex it encompasses NYSC and graduates, you need a ride or good wears to entice them, they follow the money.this type feed on money generated from POO-see. Their make-up kit is bigger than their heads with advance packaging and spontaneous branding of their sexual objects.

Education / Re: BREAKING: UI Shut Over Students’ Protest by accountbalance: 5:47pm On May 29, 2017
Unwise generation

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Applicant Tracking System: A Possible Reason You’re Still Unemployed by accountbalance: 8:30am On May 29, 2017
Bloggers, chai

Politics / Re: I Had A Strange Dream Last Night by accountbalance: 2:33pm On May 28, 2017
Who found this thread?
Romance / Re: Newlywed Lawyer's Caption About Her Crying Mom At Her Wedding (Photos) by accountbalance: 9:20am On May 15, 2017
That's the same girl that was doing lap dance na shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: When by accountbalance: 8:23am On May 15, 2017
Don't worry. Come to me, I will love you with money
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by accountbalance: 7:53pm On May 10, 2017
Grzman is scoring 2, toress is scoring 1

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Investment / Re: Software Idea For Sale by accountbalance: 4:47pm On May 09, 2017
[quote author=ehinmowo post=56357926][/quote]

Lemme have your whatsapp number
Investment / Re: Software Idea For Sale by accountbalance: 2:41pm On May 09, 2017
Why not implement it yourself if it's that good. I can help.
Celebrities / Re: 10 Nominees | Who Is The Hottest Nigerian Artiste Right Now? by accountbalance: 2:38pm On May 09, 2017
Na airforce1

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Politics / Re: 2017 Budget: Senate Receives Report, Fixes Thurday For Passage by accountbalance: 2:34pm On May 09, 2017
brunofarad:
Sounds good



First to comment ,thank God we made it grin

So you will pay your staffs with FTC
Travel / Re: Passenger Buses Collide On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. Over 36 Feared Dead by accountbalance: 7:35pm On May 06, 2017
What time did this happen?
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Issues Public Statement on her domestic. by accountbalance: 8:50am On May 05, 2017
These people are just discouraging person from marriage. This mercy na one person wey I dey take reason how my wife go be. Na so i dey reason tiwa and tee blizz that time until the matter open for outside.

Abeg, who be the people wey dey enjoy marriage cuz everyone just dey front, dey pretend.

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Romance / Re: If You Could Choose To Have Dinner With Any Historical Figure, Who Would It Be? by accountbalance: 9:46pm On May 04, 2017
Pablo escobar anyday anytime
Career / Re: Female Vulcanizer Who Works With Her Husband In Enugu -- Photos by accountbalance: 4:22pm On May 04, 2017
Better woman
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Fans Need To Grow Up!!! by accountbalance: 5:57pm On Apr 09, 2017
Am amazed at how you pay so much attention to write all these. You are not so different from those you are castigating.

By the way, what time is the show starting tonight?
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Tboss Tells Debie Rise "I Want You To Join My Vacation With My Mum" by accountbalance: 3:49pm On Apr 04, 2017
Sunday is almost here.
Romance / Re: You Can Be Happy If You Want To by accountbalance: 10:44am On Mar 31, 2017
youngest85:
You are a liar

Troll all you want, it doesn't change anything
Romance / You Can Be Happy If You Want To by accountbalance: 10:21am On Mar 31, 2017
Live your life!! Yolo Yolo

Can't believe I could get over my past. Am now happy and full of life. That's how much I was broken. I finally moved on.

I was in a toxic relationship and it was exhausting. I remember those nights I stayed awake and felt really bad about myself . I even cried one night during which I posted here on nairaland. Thanks to everyone for your encouragement. I was thinking of dying , grin because of relationship. I can't stop laughing at myself grin

I got some really good advice and those words kept me going. Thanks so much guys. Because of you, am a better person now.

I am going to copy some of those quotes here for anyone who is experiencing a break up or a toxic relationship. Pick up the words, they are strong

Oyind18:
Hmmm... We are hurt by those we love everyday. If the person don't care about your feelings, why are you bothering yourself over the person? Move on

Dextology:
You can have a fresh start, some of us have gone through tougher times in life but we learnt lessons from it and forget about the details. Sometimes the ones we love and cherish don't reciprocate.

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Romance / Re: Help!! I Can't Do Anything Perfectly by accountbalance: 12:06am On Mar 31, 2017
The truth is you have low self esteem, you already see yourself as not being able to do stuffs like regular people do.

Truly, you might have failed in your attempts to do some of the things you mentioned above but the biggest truth is that most skillful people you see out there acquired those skills over time.

About your school works, it's up to you to work hard and pick yourself up. Complaining won't help you. It's not easy for so many others too.

I know you are thinking you have a problem but all of that is in your head. Did you compose and type this post yourself or someone did that for you? If you did it yourself, then trust me, you are ok.

Start seeing yourself differently, acquire skills, life is a process, learn new things, study hard, try harder when it seems difficult.

And you'll see things falling in place for you.

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Education / Re: Lasu's Best Graduating Student Welcomes Baby Hours After Graduating by accountbalance: 7:29am On Mar 27, 2017
Lasu Lasu

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Wows For ThisDay Style Magazine by accountbalance: 11:57am On Mar 26, 2017
I just love her.

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Romance / Re: I Need A Lady For A Long Lasting Relationship by accountbalance: 11:02pm On Mar 10, 2017
mazizitonene:
lol....getting A good woman....A virtuous woman.....is as rare as getting a "saint" nigerian politician....

good luck in ur search tho....

Hmmmm

Word
Romance / Re: I Need A Lady For A Long Lasting Relationship by accountbalance: 10:57pm On Mar 10, 2017
jonaifame22:
I can see that konji is working on you like a panel beater on a piece of metal

You are wrong, this is not about sex.
Romance / Re: I Need A Lady For A Long Lasting Relationship by accountbalance: 10:57pm On Mar 10, 2017
Gflat:
You don't need a relationship. You need to have sex with the hope of turning it to a rebound relationship. You haven't forgotten about your past

Hmmmmm

You are right, I haven't forgotten

But this sex you are talking about, am I just going to walk up to a random girl and ask her for sex.

Because the truth is that I don't double date, I always stay faithful to one person.
Romance / Re: I Need A Lady For A Long Lasting Relationship by accountbalance: 10:54pm On Mar 10, 2017
mazizitonene:
add your accountbalance......it may just do the trick....

Lol

On a serious note, I would not want a woman who wants me because of what I have or own, I have had that experience before.
Romance / Re: I Need A Lady For A Long Lasting Relationship by accountbalance: 10:53pm On Mar 10, 2017
REIIGN:


Then date as many as you can. NL girls have enough baggage of their own.

Ok bro
Romance / Re: I Need A Lady For A Long Lasting Relationship by accountbalance: 10:51pm On Mar 10, 2017
obiorathesubtle:
May lead to marriage?


You never ready

Haba!

It depends on how we get along now.
Romance / Re: I Need A Lady For A Long Lasting Relationship by accountbalance: 10:49pm On Mar 10, 2017
REIIGN:


There are girls in your vicinity naw?

Not too many.

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