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Is there no shame in her dictionary Spit !!!!

Afenifere right now

Bestchisom:
If this is the only punishment the family can come up with them I'm 101% sure that she will go back to her lover...
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For God sake what happen to cutting off one of her breast... Smh...

Ahhh!! So na wetin the husband and the man suck?

Tonyprisca:
Childish brain guy man up you don dey join upcoming if you don't know

KidsNEXTdoor:
Vanity is vanity

Una don come abi?? Dem talk am before!!

Victar:
yeyebrity..

Yeyebrity indeed!!!

Shibaraba:
Choi!!!!

What if the guy mess you come ask yab am say the mess dey smell...your own don done be that


Same thing happen to me but my own get as e be
I just fly enter for one kain wedding. As I no want make village people know say I dey around I decided not to go home but chill around Ikeja. Na so somehow I enter "the place" for Ikeja

As I just dey chill one guy just enter with all him paddies dey my side for VIP.Them reach like four. Kack near me. As I see say dem no shark after a long time na him I kuku drop one ciroc for their table say make dem dey use am wash system. The guys just laugh say thank you. I come dey form van damme. Based on say na dolapo dey hand I just dey order. Them cancel like 2 ciroc and two cranberry packs. As I dey form don Corleone na him one of them waka comot go outside. See solid babes wey follow am enter. I no know say na the girls dem dey wait for. Na so them start to shell me drinks. Bros I nearly piss for body.
Ace of spades just litter table. They even left some unopened say make I carry dey go. Them pay their bills join my own. Omo see as I humble. When dem.dey waka I don dey jonz na him I say make me sef waka. When I see their moto na him I know say I mess up. Yankee wey I dey na story. These guys are gods. See as Porsche plenty. With one mad motor wey be like batman own.

Them no know when I japa. I disappear like mess. Those kind people na them dey cause depression.

Omo!!!!! See humility!!

EdoBozz:
This happened some years back sha when I visited Abuja on one of my trips. I had missed the town a lot so I decided to go on a relaxation trip.

Wayback in Abuja there was one crystal lounge my friends use to take me to and I loved the place so when I visited I really wanted to go there again but this time I just wanted to have my own private chilling alone so I went alone at night about 12am. Because of the way the roads are I actually missed my way so I had to stop at a police checkpoint to explain to them how I missed my way to the club. Abuja police are just too correct. As I was with them their hilux came and I think the two guys in the hilux were doing routine check on all the officers placed in different road blocks so they explained my issue to them omo na so the men on siren tell me to follow them for back. Me self on double trafficator dey follow them till we reach the place. They just made me feel like a VIP as them clear road for me arrange where I will park and they zoomed off.

See me feeling fly, I entered the club and sat on my own, ordered a bottle of moet and was feeding my eyes with the sweet ladies around. Then a guy came and sat close to me and he was on his own as well.
The guy ordered his own drink and was trying to gist with me. Though I was responding but for my mind I was like make this guy just free me abeg. Later he started complaining that non of the ladies there made sense and I was like this guy dey mad sha. Wethin I dey see I like but him eye be like say e no good.
All of a sudden the guy made a call and I knew it was to a girl and after a while about four girls came in and they came to huge him. Trust me, my head burst because truly none of the girls inside the club that day reach those girls. The guy even introduced me as his friend and because we sat close he codedly told me to select anyone I want aside his own that I should worry. The guy started pumping them with drinks, they were dancing with themselves but the guy and I just sat down watching. At a point I just said this one na setup because if I carry any babe there na like 100k she go bill me and I no go pay babe that kind money just to chop. I told the guy I was going to pee and while I was in the toilet the guy came as well and was like it seems I want to leave and I told him not really. There in the toilet he just gave me his complementary card and told me I can call him anytime and he went back in. When I looked at the card, I weak finally. All this while I was sitting with a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja. When I went back in, my loyalty change immediately.

Your loyalty change completely?? Are you kidding me?

lilmax:
crap

she no even fine ......mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Who fine don help Spit

kobosmart:
Them no even fine sef

What's your definition of fine??
Is it in face or fine in the heart??
Tell us!!!

Wetin concern me

Ntoooor!!! Next time fall in love with your sense and your eyes wild open!! Love is not blind!!!

hoodedjaystrim:
Go and make money and stop wailing on Nairaland

She gave you uppercut though

Like for the boy....
Share for the girl.....
Comment for the twins

Shibaraba:
Again?
Them don start to kill us again oooooo

My last side chick show one kain character
As in for middle of night wake me dey ask me who be who for my phone.
Omo see fear.
I just answer her like puppy.
She was really taking it too far.
Na him I apologise
As in e remain small make I kneel down beg her
Early morning before she wake I don japa.

No be me go enter nairaland front-page

You should thank your lucky stars. You for don join your accestors just like that

PDthieves!!! That's what they are known for. A leopard can never change it spot!! Spit

The evil is that men do.....spit!!!

gentlegenius:
There's something that always baffles me about big boobs... Most of the girls that carry big boobs are generally ugly. And most of our beautiful girls are not blessed with big boobs.
some girls faces are so ugly that when they talk to you, it becomes very difficult to look their face while their massive boobs are staring at you.

Yeye boi

See ugly face sef
Shame

swaggprofessor:
true love my ass. From the way she is dancing d guys dick must b strong and has touched all corners. She cant wait to enjoy more. Love ke love ni

donstan18:
Good pretender.

I pray she doesn't run with his properties and financial inheritance.

For those calling this "Real LOVE", keep deceiving yourselves.

Wait a minute!! Are you jealous

Who's this one sef? How does that put golden morn in my mouth

Amein:
Results for the 44 LGAs in Kano have been announced and Atiku Abubakar, presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), did not secure a single win in the state.

President Muhammadu Buhari of the All Progressives Congress (APC) has won in all the Local Government Areas of Kano State, according to the result of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
Results for the 44 LGAs in Kano have been announced and Atiku Abubakar, presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), did not secure a single win in the state.
Kano State has 44 LGAs.
See the breakdown below:
1. Garin Mallam LGA
APC: 23,810
PDP: 4,861
2. Tofa LGA
APC: 19,984
PDP: 7,732
3. Kunchi LGA
APC:20,375
PDP: 4,983
4. Bagwai LGA
APC: 23,375
PDP: 10,584
5. Gabasawa LGA
APC: 24,420
PDP: 6,130
6. Bunkure LGA
APC: 27,232
PDP: 9,528
7. Remin Gado LGA
APC: 20,589
PDP: 10,305
8. Karaye LGA
APC: 23,023
PDP: 8,265
9. Madobi LGA
APC: 26,110
PDP: 13,113
10. Dawakin Tofa LGA
APC: 37,417
PDP: 6,507
11. Tudun Wada LGA
APC: 38,865
PDP: 10,707
12. Tsanyawa LGA
APC: 25,823
PDP: 5,399
13. Sumaila LGA
APC: 34,609
PDP: 4,904
There was a cancellation in Gediya polling unit due to activities of thugs.
14. Gwarzo LGA
APC: 33,581
PDP: 10,682
The returning officer complained of over voting and voting without card readers in some polling units. Zama'a had issues of over voting in four polling units: Zama'a I and II, Kutama 04, and Riga polling units.
15. Kibiya LGA
APC: 18,085
PDP: 11,028
16. Rano LGA
APC: 23,855
PDP: 7,055
There was over voting in Ungwar Sule Sabon Gari polling unit.
17. Agingi LGA
APC: 21,458
PDP: 5,267
18. Gezawa LGA
APC: 29,954
PDP: 8,246
19. Gwale LGA
APC: 50,834
PDP: 12,283
20. Bebeji LGA
APC: 26,023
PDP: 8,190
There were reports of ballot papers seized and torn in Durmawa.
21. Gaya LGA
APC: 25,864
PDP: 6,577
There was over voting in Wudilawa ward.
22. Albasu LGA
APC: 26,412
PDP: 10,285
23. Warawa LGA
APC: 19,073
PDP: 6,101
24. Ungogo LGA
APC: 51,842
PDP: 10,475
They was issue of card reader failure and manual voting in Dausayi and Tudun Fulani, which led to over voting.
25. Minjibir LGA
APC: 27,725
PDP: 5,870
26. Garko LGA
APC: 22,356
PDP: 2,840
They was election cancellation in four polling units
27. Doguwa LGA
APC: 25,454
PDP: 7,013
There was cancellation in Maituwa polling unit due to failure of card readers.
28. Kabo LGA
APC: 29,482
PDP: 8,955
29. Kiru LGA
APC: 36,739
PDP: 12,205
They were two incidents of over voting due to manual voting in two separate polling units.
30. Shanono LGA
APC: 24,173
PDP: 8,469
31. Danbatta LGA
APC: 31,850
PDP: 6,947
32. Wudil LGA
APC: 28,755
PDP: 5,108
33. Bichi LGA
APC: 42,714
PDP: 11,050
There were cancellations in three polling units.
34. Dawakin Kudu LGA
APC: 39,261
PDP: 10,751
35. Kura LGA
APC: 34,996
PDP: 9,047
36. Kumbotso LGA
APC: 53,923
PDP: 11,366
37. Takai LGA
APC: 38,477
PDP: 5,877
38. Makoda LGA
APC: 24,749
PDP: 3,234
39. Fagge LGA
APC: 31,010
PDP: 15,492
40. Kano Munincipal LGA
APC: 65,579
PDP: 15,523
41. Nassarawa LGA
APC: 84,289
PDP: 16,140
42. Tarauni LGA
APC: 52,585
PDP: 7,323
43. Dala LGA
APC: 65,047
PDP: 16,711
44. Rogo LGA
APC: 32,991
PDP: 12,465


http://saharareporters.com/2019/02/25/breaking-buhari-44-0-atiku-%E2%80%94-apc-clears-all-44-local-governments-kano

Sai buhari next level

Nogodye:
Iffa hear Kwankwashiya again! Movement wey don die tete in kano...PMB all the way

Kwakwashiya !!! You see yourself!!!!

BuhariAdvocate:
Fair enough God bless Lagos those yebos that saying Atiku will win Lagos as if Lagos is their backyard.

Is that so??

Chai!! What would he be doing with that largesse @71? Anyway he should thank his Stars he's compensated!!

Chai!!! What would he be doing with $21million @71 Anyway he should thank his stars he's well compensated

Chai.... Omo eniyan...o get saraki oma se oo

paiz:
In as much as Rochas is loved by his people, IMO state voted massively for Atiku


All hail our Incoming Presido

Atiku Aguero Ronaldo Undertaker Abubakar

How many Likes for him?

Sai baba

Imortal001:
PDP with ballot snatching are like five and six. snatch ballot or no snatching of ballot. buhari will still win. mark my word.

No controversy..... Sai baba