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Family / Re: My Fiancรฉe Called Off Our Wedding With Four Days To Go by ACE1010: 11:05pm On May 08
My brother you just judged a Vladimir Putin powerful air missile. If I were you ehh, i will close my street to celebrate this deliverance from mental and psychological slavery. Enjoy your bachelorhood bro
Romance / Re: I Canโ€™t Allow A Guy Spend 100% On Me, We Must Split The Bills - Lady(vid) by ACE1010: 2:43pm On Apr 13
helinues:
Correct babe.

Some ladies now see relationship as a job opportunity
Guy why you dey make feel over the moon na ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.....some of them see relationship as POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAMME ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-oluโ€™s Daughter, Modupe Oreoluwa Weds Oladele Johnson (Photos) by ACE1010: 8:07pm On Apr 07
kestolove95:
She's ugly like the mum.

Beauty is in the heart.....
Crime / Re: Drugs Hidden Inside A Tuber Of Yam Given To A Friend To Deliver Abroad (Video) by ACE1010: 9:29pm On Mar 01
Evil people everywhere. What does this guy stands to gain if an innocent man is prosecuted and jailed for offense he knows nothing about biko nu๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•
Romance / Re: No Matter How Deep You Love A Lady, Never Do These Five Things For Her by ACE1010: 11:11pm On Feb 27
Olachase:
Why I go pay girl school fees in the first place, shรฉ I be her papa ni

before you do anything crazy for her bro use ur head, Relationship no get refund โœŒโœŒ

Oil dey your head bro๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ‘โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
One bottle of ALAMO BITTERS for you bro ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ‘โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Family / Re: Witnessing A Loved One Die In Your Presence by ACE1010: 11:58pm On Feb 18
Same way I watched my dear wife died 6 years ago while giving birth. I was shocked, dumb and confused ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•. Each time I remember the way she left me, guys I'm so pain and heart broken.๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ. Life has never and can never be the same again

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Education / Re: JAMB Staff Who Stole 15-Year-Old Candidate's Number Arrested For Chatting Her by ACE1010: 9:37am On Jan 31
So where's the photo of the guy
Travel / Re: UK Man Confronts Nigerian Neighbour After He Stopped Him From Using His Wifi by ACE1010: 10:28pm On Jan 07
ECASH120:


The white man should go and purchase his own wifi

Bros should have at least tempered justice with mercy na...the baba is now a dependent ooo ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Travel / Re: UK Man Confronts Nigerian Neighbour After He Stopped Him From Using His Wifi by ACE1010: 10:27pm On Jan 07
ECASH120:


Is that what will now give you audacity to confront someone because he puts security password on his WiFi

Bros should have at least tempered justice with mercy na.... The baba is now a dependent ooo
Travel / Re: UK Man Confronts Nigerian Neighbour After He Stopped Him From Using His Wifi by ACE1010: 10:25pm On Jan 07
SALLYBERRY01:
I thought data is free abroad
Nothing is free even in Freetown bro

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Family / Re: Feminist Allegedly Loses Husband To Her Non Feminist Friend by ACE1010: 5:45am On Dec 17, 2023
Indeed another woman's poison has become another woman's meat. Enjoy your new man ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰
Romance / Re: I called my ex. Please Don't Make This Mistake I Made. by ACE1010: 1:36pm On Dec 07, 2023
Gadafii:
If you had rizz, you could have still bagged that pusse, okafors law never fails

Calling an ex especially one whom did no bad in your books is not a bad idea, but if sheโ€™s a cheat, toxic, lazy and dirty, cut her loose

Thatโ€™s why I donโ€™t break up with any of my girls, if I notice she has started acting like ogbanje I will give her space and withdraw silently so that later in the future I can easily reinitiate conversations with her again, some exs dey fine after separation sha

Nice ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
One bottle of Alomo Bitters for you bro
Romance / Re: Nairalanders That Have Lost Loved Ones: How Did You Cope? by ACE1010: 10:22pm On Nov 25, 2023
Lost my wife almost 6 years ago. Still struggling with life without her. It has not been easy. I can't even look at another woman's face. The thought of not seeing her again forever gives me heart bit๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

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Romance / Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by ACE1010: 4:50pm On Nov 14, 2023
Wawelexy:
What's special about a girl using the same billing format your mom use on you? If you had said, she help you plan your life, help you manage your finances, help cook and do other things that are beneficial to you just like your mom, then I would have seen the special traits in her. All you typed up there is just a girl that's still upcoming in the billing business, when she's ripe to run you dry, na you go run

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Travel / Re: Categories Of Nigerians Who Shouldn't JAPA Abroad (especially UK) by ACE1010: 10:44am On Nov 10, 2023
Offpoint1:

grin grin Pack am for house if you no wan ma piss on your tyre grin
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Romance / Re: Lady Cries Out Over Being Unmarried At 39 & Battling A Spirit Husband (video) by ACE1010: 6:07pm On Nov 09, 2023
They will cry now but when the husband finally show, same person crying will frustrates the hell out of the poor man undecided undecided undecided undecided

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Travel / Re: Categories Of Nigerians Who Shouldn't JAPA Abroad (especially UK) by ACE1010: 4:05pm On Nov 09, 2023
Offpoint1:
grin You don see any big man wey wan japa? na we the poor masses wan JAPA. Richmen na vacation dem dey go, highest 1 month, I know some wey no fit spend 2 weeks outside Nigeria.

Japa is for broke or average people.


Nothing go make me wan japa leave my papa land, land of many wereys, land of cruise, land of fun, land of better food, land of women with big bakasi. Land wey if your maggi finish you fit knock neigbor door borrow, land wey I fit comot my prick piss beside person car grin, land of freedom.

Naija na dey best country for this world, Nigerians no get wahala and dem dey look out for each other.

NAIJA FOR LIFE

The day I catch you piss for my car ehhhh......na rofo rofo for me and you๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Travel / Re: Categories Of Nigerians Who Shouldn't JAPA Abroad (especially UK) by ACE1010: 4:01pm On Nov 09, 2023
Tayorshd87:
You have spoken well but people will hardly say the truth in related to this.. instead Japa Japa Japa will be what they will be shouting instead of telling d pros and cons before embarking on such life decisions

My brother the thing tire person. The japa syndrome does not make sense to me again

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Family / Re: How Can I Deal With A Quarrelsome Wife by ACE1010: 6:32pm On Nov 07, 2023
I once dated and almost married this type of woman. I had to run for my dear life. We had a heart to heart but it became worst. This kind of partner can frustrate one to an untimely grave.

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Business / Re: "Blame No One But Yourself" - BUA Replies Dangote In Explosive Letter by ACE1010: 11:18pm On Nov 03, 2023
NOC1:
My boss said this is the only administration that is ready to fight Dangoto monopoly.
He said the economic mess we see ourself in was amplified by Dangote

THis is very true. Many people from the North have openly attacked Dangote of economic sabotage.
Car Talk / Re: Car Wash Man Escapes Death As He Crashes Customer's Vehicle During 'Test Drive' by ACE1010: 5:22pm On Oct 30, 2023
Double wahala for deadi body and the owner of deadi body cry
Politics / Re: Tinubu Defeats Atiku 7 - 0 At The Supreme Court by ACE1010: 12:51pm On Oct 26, 2023
This is a technical knockout bout for Atiku

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Health / Re: Video Of Nwoko Eric, The Driver Who Donated His Kidney To His Boss' Brother by ACE1010: 4:21pm On Oct 25, 2023
This is a classic example of our politicians and the masses. The rich deceitfully depriving the poor
Forum Games / Re: What Can You Say About This Photo by ACE1010: 1:36pm On Oct 14, 2023
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day!!

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Travel / Re: Tanker Explosion On Warri-Benin Highway Kills 20 People by ACE1010: 6:45pm On Oct 01, 2023
See what poverty has caused!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜•
Car Talk / Re: How Do I Handle This Mechanic Holding My Car For 9 Months & No Result? by ACE1010: 7:05pm On Sep 28, 2023
Oga Abi the mechanic has jazz you Ni?? This is a simple matter Na?? Just move the car from his workshop and look for a competent mechanic. You should have taken this decision long before now. You're even lucky the car is still at his workshop!!! Act now bro!!!!
Health / Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by ACE1010: 4:22pm On Sep 24, 2023
Taylor92:
Blessing in disguise


You can be the next Hilda Bacci of Nigeria


Something wey others dey find for competition you wan cure your own


Oga get an India visa and go shine with your anus


Go make some noise with your God gifted anus


Some get handwork, some get legwork and here is you with your anus-work

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Family / Re: After Dna The Child Is Not His. by ACE1010: 10:56pm On Sep 22, 2023
Jennyclay:
Nobody is above mistake.

Biko, just forgive and leave everything and move on. Canโ€™t you see how catastrophic the economy is How do you expect a nursing mother to pay you back when she also has a baby to cater for

Learn to forgive!!

May God help us.

I trust that people like will never forgive....can you describe forgiveness in the context of the above

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See Why My Oga Sacked Me This Morning. Did I Do Wrong? by ACE1010: 12:21pm On Sep 18, 2023
Bro it's foolishness on your part to have left your duty post for whatever reason. You should have contracted the clearing job to someone else for lesser fee.
I'm sure you have learnt your lesson
Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested By Talibans In Afghanistan For Drug Trafficking by ACE1010: 12:00pm On Sep 18, 2023
LegendHero:
Some funny comments on their page.

Talibans are begging people to visit their country for tourism. Even if visa is free of charge, I will never go to Afghanistan.

By the way, why do they need to first flog him before deporting him? Taliban dey craze.
The so called gangstar should be thankful that he's only going to be flogged and not hanged by the hangman. He could be eliminated without you or anybody knowing bro
Travel / Re: FRSC Official Crushed By A Moving Tanker While Chasing Bus Driver (graphic Pic) by ACE1010: 11:20pm On Sep 17, 2023
Unfortunately and sadly, the officer did not use his number 6. He was acting as if he had 9 lives. His family will start blaming village People ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
Travel / Re: FRSC Official Crushed By A Moving Tanker While Chasing Bus Driver (graphic Pic) by ACE1010: 11:17pm On Sep 17, 2023
WhisperedNoise:
Pathetic.
These guys should prioritize their lives above money. Wisdom is profitable to direct.

The way some of these guys - FRSC, LASTMA, etc - act like they have spare lives is baffling. Jump in front of a moving vehicle is pathetic.

Just last year, around the area I was, a trailer whose brakes had failed flattened a greedy cop who stood in front of it to collect bribe. The trailer horned as it was approaching at full speed but the 5k bribe dulled the policeman's senses.

He was flattened like toothpaste.

Bro pathetic is understatement...
Jumping in front of a moving vehicle is a combination of foolishness, village People and suicidal๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•

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