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Samboot amen oh

@drhammed,...hmmm Let's keep our fingers crossed.

Babalola1990: ..errm.. I dey on sabbatical for now!

for where ? babalola no tell me say na shrine you for dey do am oh

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]No be my fault jhor...church dry....
Dem suppose get Nairaland International Christian Ministry sef...
Wey dem go dey preach,sing,pray n give tithe n offering every sunday!!
ah...alternate keh?...
Let both f dem catch u o..u go knw say water pass garri.
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I just dey look dat babe na hn one ,an con pour sand for ma garri...hn go siddon for d grl side...he con dey block my view...[/quote]yeye boy.. Why you no go siddon near her since...Dey form fine boy.

Acecube first law of marriage: all things being equal, an ugly guy is more likely to marry a fine damsel provided there's no external influence.

2nd law: the bad girls will marry the God fearing guys, after they[bad girls] have repented.

I'm still working on the third law

so any fine girl here should add me.. I'm very ugly looking.. obj kind of ugly.. Add while i am still available,

Tenks

drhammed: Abeg,has anybody bin admited to Pharmacy dept ? Reply needed pls..

u first or second choice ?

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Make God con help u make her bf/mama/papa dey church....
you don jonze b dat.....
U cn also try out Simplifier's church?[/quote]lolz.. you dey nairaland for church abi ?... @ your suggestion; i go dey alternate am then.

Babalola1990: Yeah Man. I seldom visit that platform though. Bablo199o.

okay bro. You no church ?

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]You dis man....do u even go at all?..dis is d 2nd time.....
come my church jae...babes dey wella...buhd em no fine reach LBlessing sha[/quote]guy na Lblessing church i go go then. Lolz.

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Congrats to y'all once again oo...BBF tinz nani.....so happy for you all esp Egbon SeyiKp...
We 2nd choice peepz,lets chill abeg,what wl be wl be....
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Aide,...u no go church?[/quote]guy no oh ... Pray for Us oh.

happykidArotiba: no microbiology dude here ni Add up @happykid003 on 2go..and 08130020969 on whatsapp...tnk God sha....but i dont lyk d course tho.....

which course u be want ?

Babalola1990: AceMan, Gracias brother!!! Like seriously, Unilorin helpdesk E-mail alert is becoming a pandemic to my Inbox, do you know a way to reply them I've had enough? It's 15 now and still counting..

don't know of anyway to. I guess it will stop soonest. And remember while you complain of 15 people are still waiting for 1...

Person fit collect 150 self provided admission show. You on 2g0 ?

Babalola congrats oh..

crowther15: An email sent 4rm unilorin dis morning: this is 4rm a confirm reliable source oo. CROWTHER Oluwole John you have been offered provisional admission to study B.Sc. Economics. Proceed online to upload your documents for the screening process. Wishing you all the best. Unilorin Management

saw u on myschool, you sabi waka oh

quadri80: Shey Unilorin no want admitt we second choice candidate?hmmmm i don tire for dis stuff..God pls interevene befor i lose my faith ooo abi 72,249 want waste ni?

better ''tight'' your faith.. Btw i thought you already got admitted in another school.

crowther15: how many pple are u deceiving? admission in three universities 100% impossible

very possible.

Is open teeth [gaped tooth] a requirement ?

May God do it for us.. 2nd choicers

money121: Your mom carried you in her womb for nine months. She felt sick for months with nausea,then she watched her feet swell and her skin stretch and tear.
She struggled to climb stairs.
She got breathless quickly.
She suffered many sleepless nights.
She then went through EXCRUCIATING PAIN to bring you into this world.
She became your nurse, your chef, your maid, your chauffeur, your biggest fan, your teacher, and your best friend.
She's struggled for you, cried over you, hoped the best for you, and prayed for you.
Most of us take our mom for granted. But there are people who have lost or never even seen theirs.
Hit Like if you LIKE ur MOM and Drop your Comment saying, Thank you Mom!!!!

Source: http://www./2013/09/a-must-read-for-all-human.html#more

Mom, sweet mom... can't thank her enough.. Love you

Crowther i don see your own oh... What did i tell you..

Congrats to those that have been admitted oh, let me start reading the goodnews from page 176.. Those yet to get theirs God go do am oh

OmoUSH: Oya...make una stallites pack well for aspirants now! What d heck is wrong with u people?
Oya... Aspirants come back i've driven the so-called stallites out.
Or are u learnin smth from their charts?

i'm learning hot, hotter, hottest oh
Every department dey claim hot..

Ola4shure: Gud morni all, heard somebody said Falcuty of proud (law) are no longer pround, let's hope we see dat nxt session, and for best place to read I think u sud come to my dept GLT, the only lecture rum dat has AC in unilorin, law is a cool place to read also xpecialy wen u are coming from BUKA.

GLT ? Seriously ?... those chairs are not too cool, their clothings are pulling off and some of the portable black plastic desk are broken. so you have to sit with caution else you come out with foam on the back of your head. But the A.C is cool though amongst other things.

Pls make una no too exaggerate oh, make incoming aspirant no come use ''havard'', ''yale'' and ''cambridge'' eye look the school.

I prefer it being a surprise package to them, as many candidates tend to underate the better by far university and hence get shocked out of their slumber when they get there.

Between all the agbayans and agbawos [female] shouldn't turn this to their thread oh.. That's all

uxomykaz: aiite den.....bt wat of d uniform tin?? hope am nt askin 2 many questns tho...jst curious dats all

khattab said it all.

uxomykaz: which 1 is all dis uniform sef *eyes rolling* shey nah secondary skul ni moreover i heard dat if u r nt in d skul premises,dat u must still put on ur student ID card round ur neck~lyk a dog's chain(no offence ooo) bt how true is dis??

blatant lie.. Most student's get used to wearing their tags in school [to prevent security from embarassing them] so it becomes part of them, that some will leave school premises and they won't know that they are still with their tags on their necks, while some like displaying it... That's all.

Hayurdayle: Hmmm. The thread getting more interesting, pls wot of mbbs student o?

mb:bs 3.0 cgpa and not more than 2 d's or you're out..
while anatomy and physiology cgpa of 2.0. Hope that helps.

Everybody is saying tell us more, as if it is tales by moonlight..

crowther15: Acecube! Must we use the whole mouth to talk 2 U? Stil asking kind of fun de do have. Lol

hahahaha crowther... You don turn security man ni ?.... Since morning ne you dey guide this thread..

@ your comment: there are different kind of fun e.g the one that can send you to your early grave and so many other types

koonbey: tell us more about the law students pleease

you know them once you see them... With their Red tag and are always coperate

L Blessing: Medical students? They're far far in Jupiter . Don't mind me o,we don't get to see much of them(apart from the 100lvl students) as they're in Oke-Oyi (hope I spelt it correctly). But I hear they have fun though.

Lolz.. I thought the general peception was that they [100level] are too cocky...,and what fun are you talking about if i may ask ?

L Blessing: Quite frankly, I was expecting lots of people to reply this post. I strongly support the motion that y'all should distract yourselves while the list is delayed. Here's an opportunity to learn more about your desired institution from what other people have heard and what other people here know about University of Ilorin. Talk about your expectations, your reason(s) for choosing it, your impression of the school when you went for post ume ( did it meet expectations?)
Or is it social life? I can tell you that Engineering students are the flyest, Law students are suave, Faculty of Arts girls are the hottest, walkway is where people go to gossip about what passers-by are wearing, and skyway is where.....*coughs*...I'll rather not say . Before you guys finish gisting and sharing experiences, you won't even know when the list will be out.
I wish Y'all good luck as you make your way into the Better By Far Uni.

what about b.m.s boys, the pink boys ?