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Ace a.k.a Russian-spy-on-the-loose ... greetings to all and sundry. i dey register myself shey i go need passport...

OBJECTION MY LORD... don't let them ask this questipn

Orikinla: Mathematics is necessary in every aspect of life, including the Art of Seduction and Sex.
The mapping of the geography of romantic landscape of searching for the right person to date and marry and the measurements of sex organs and orga-sms and family planning.

YABA LEFT..... NEXT

suregurl: guilty as ao? I dnt grab dat

saying ''meaning'' ?

As an artist... though not really active as just happens to be a talent. You need to be able to calculate the dimensions of things though unconsciously in Art schools in France u do anatomy(study of human structures or body) the main reason for this is for u to know how large a head should be relative to other body parts (isn't that maths) .. Even Da Vinci was a mathematician his work depicts far more than just paintings but numbers, dimensions... though his shapes were atheistic but it's still math... There was a thread on individuals with high IQ two things were common with most of them.. they were good at chess and Mathematics... Me I'm a mathematician first before you can start saying... writer,comedian,rapper,singer,anatomist,medical student, chess-novice, footballer... lolz

YoursGEJ: I agree that ABC should be given a chance in 2015 but it should not be oshiomole because that episode with that woman shows that he should not be trusted with the highest office in the land. What if he gets angry one day and decided to sell nigeria?

guy there is no substance in your argument jare... i wan sleep ni.

Beync: Osho doesn't have the timber and calibr, I mean dust to do the job. He's not suitable to represent both home and abroad.

Not suitable to represent home and abroad ? you must be high on pawpaw leaves... your President wasn't even heard of prior to him being president... iroko, baobab and mahogany to do the job..lolz

YoursGEJ: Somebody that tells a widow to go and die simply because she was hustling to make ends meet and feed her children?

No

bro there is nobody that hasn't made mistake.. was it not new year day of 2012 your suppose namesake gave us a nice packaged gift in the name of subsidy removal... is that not sheer wickedness even worse than Oshiomhole speaking in an angry statev( oshio was a victim of ;talk when u are angry, and u will give the greatest speech you will ever regret).. whereas Jonathan's was pre-planned, premeditated yet he gave us the worse gift ever... where did the money go to ... Otedolla and his fellow cabal embezzled it... A man of integrity stands by his word ''i will run for only one term'' the guy wants to run again.. he was choosen as the sole candidates so much for DEMOCRACY, he has the money to buy candidates now.. promising billions of naira and some other goodies for jigawa when elected (bribery at it's pick, what about other states) just to buy lamido... abegi APC for change.. even if they bad let's have them for just 4 years.. then we can choose to go back to the old soup.. we've had since 1999

arttysticfyngaz: ........to galvanize all the centrifugal and centripetal.......

Chemistry and Politics = Chemopolitics !!!

lolz na physics ni

suregurl: maybe i shuld even say some ladies ar lazy wen it comes 2 typing, i'm an example bt realy if d chats is making sense nd i'm enjoy it, den u will have a lot 2 type

exactly. hope u are not guilty

Opiosko: Talk about lacking any sense of humor and sarcasm.

bro your quote didn't show any sarcasm... you were just funnily discrediting an innocent man.. some individuals may take a cue from your write up and vote based on it.... Guy it's either now or never we have had the same set of old men pulling strings in this country (pdf chieftains) let's try for a change and make pdp sit up. we have four years to assess the change if they cam come and continue their 15 years of democracy rule

Opiosko:
Osho baba u think say ur primary school certificate forgery fit carry u enter Aso Rock as Presido?

Sorry man, that's the weakest credential ever, don't insult us again with this kind of joke.

You need bigger heap of bones to qualify, go and wack more joints to up your cv.

Presidency is not as simple as "Go and Die". Ask Bokoharii or Athiveku

nice one bro we should vote for someone say e.g dame patience jonathan as she is a graduate of uniport abi ? ride on sir... mtcheew , what does paper qualification got to do with leadership ? what did Igbinedion, Ibori, alamesiagha do with their degree/phd/certificates when they were in power... guy talk sense. most especially on matters that will affect you and i.. besides his qualification has been contested in court before and he triumphed so why the beef

Chinom: Hahahaha.... i laughed out loud just reading the heading of this thead. I did not have to read the entire story. APC, please give Oshomhole the ticket.

That will mean a landslide victory for GEJ. Osho baba will be lucky to win Edo state sef...

APC...very funny people. They are totally clueless now.

Shut up... why wont he win Edo ? same way jonathan will win bayelsa

all this pdp e-warriors ranting about jona till 2019 should go and ask their master$.. if oshiomhole candidature wont give them cardiac arrest. Oshiomhole will floor jonathan in any category you want to grade them on-


is it charisma √
is it decision making √
is it fearlessness √
is it marketability √ e.t.c

If there is even a Presidential debate should Oshiomhole gets the candidacy Jonathan should just be absent when Oshiomhole is present. He will devour the otuoke man.
when he enters all this whole international shyness Jonathan is exhibiting will stop, Oshiomhole will give speeches without the use of paper.
Oshiomhole is a well recognised stubborn man as he showed in NLC.. he would fish out those cabals responsible for sponsoring bh... abeg make i stop here

voodoo85: Never texted to anyone such as well. Uk

okay.. And you were fighting for the culprits lol... those based here are very guilty of it, reason why none of them is here denying it...

voodoo85: Never texted to anyone such as well. Uk

okay.. And you were fighting for the culprits lol... those based here are very guilty of it, reason why none of them is here denying it...

suregurl: she actualy need to get ur full point/points by typing more

Lolz..if that is d case; how many times does she use more than a line while chatting... and she's expecting comprehension passage.. lolz

voodoo85: So far no one texted me meaning. Maybe its jst in naija

Hmmm.. interesting. you would likely not get it as a response. boys are the likely victims. btw where are u based ?

voodoo85: Nobody talked about 50contacts. U started this thread as girl doesnt know the guy and he is introducing himself so this is what am talking about! Why u out of the blue bringing 50 contacts? Who talked about that? Every guy in my fb or phone i am interested to have meaningful conversations because they r my friends.

I gave four instances... what about the eskimi guy.. who has been on her contact for long ? with the you are boiling eh.. seems like u don't even know what's happening... forget all this interest or attraction you are talking about, i have girl friends i have known for years and some are as guilty as charged (they use meaning all the time) but i made them know i don't like it... look VD it is a latest TREND and i find it so annoying same with other guys.. i'm just being outspoken.

well if u have guys you telling ''meaning'' and they are cool with it, i'm not just one of them, it irritates me... bye for now..

voodoo85: jesssss r u stupid? if i text u meaning or other nonsense -U DONT INTEREST ME! I DONT WANT U TEXTING ME.

VD so instead of telling a guy the plain truth or better still removing or deleting him from your contact list you prefer getting on an innocents guy's nerve... isn't it. And what do u mean by being interested ? So u are saying if you have 50 guys as your contacts you have to be interested in all of them before you chat meaningfully with them ? isn't it.. For instance the guy in the scenario i painted above is trying to know the girl for the first time and of course she isn't interested like u said without even giving him a chance... look i let me stop here for now.

PS: i am ready for any reply or justification u want to give but pls let's not resort to name calling or insults, okay ? cheers

AfricanApple: if I get u well u mean i should reply every d1ck and harry that says hi? abi what is d morale of this article... abi wet in I go call am sef...

well the ''meaning'' itself is a reply.As fore the moral of this article : you all should stop being creative when it comes to churning out replies that kills chat faster than Ebola instead be creative in making each chat meaningful. we have had kkk.. now it's ''meaning ?'' .... very soon it would be another thing... biko haba u people should fear God

Boy: nice pics girl.. by the way i'm Chuks, would like to know you ?
Girl: meaning ?

The above scenario painted above is not far from what we have on our social media most especially those that provide options for private chat. The trend is becoming so nauseating to most boys, personally it beats my imagination why most (not all) Nigerian girls are always creative when it comes to stalling chats.

If we can remember not quite long ago we were seriously battling with the ''kk-epidemic'' but trust naija boys na, we succeeded in containing it akin to the way Nigeria contained Ebola now we have fewer cases of kk-epidemic thanks to our outspoken criticism of this grievous act against ''MANity''.

I know some girls will still be at the lost as to why the whole ''meaning'' of a thing is annoying, of course they don't have to explain to grown up individuals what '' i like you'' means, what ''hey nice pose '' means, what ''hey girl it's been long i saw u on eskimi, drop ur facebook id when u get this'' means, so we are making it official : It is very annoying.


In order for it not to be a one sided thing i consulted some girls to get their responses, unfortunately the some of the perpetrators were dumb struck as they didn't know the ''meaning of their meaning'' whereas some as well as those not guilty gave the summarised version of they wanting you to explain better, which i didn't buy. For crying out loud they all went to school at least they should be able to deduce meaning from simple sentences... my fellow boys abi no b so ? Nowadays this lazy attitude of not wanting to think has resorted to our embrace of chatting with elementary English free from idioms, phrase and what have you to be on same level with some of them.

I wont fail to acknowledge those that are quite mature, intelligent ,non-monotonous , fluent when it comes to chatting, we say; more blood to your pollex. There was a day i was chatting with a lady and we had to refer to our grannies and in order to keep the conversation simple for her to comprehend i opted to use my-granny-from-my-dad-side as against paternal which was apt obviously trying to avoid creating any meaning-situation, it was a bittersweet experience when this chick on referring to hers used paternal. Maybe to her she has added to my vocabulary (bitter) but in the long run i grew fond of her (sweet), we wont mind having encounters like this as it would do everyone of us good as against our spoon feeding you while chatting.

I'm not in anyway demeaning the intelligence of our girls, love, sweetheart , baby or whatever they are to us, for one, most of the academic battles i have fought from secondary to university (at present ) to be top of a class has always involved facing strong ladies (won some, loss some ). All we are saying is that they shouldn't be too lazy and they shouldn't depict intellectual ineptness while chatting with us...At least even Google is your friend.



written by Acecube #Nigerianmalespouses

DrHesjay: Yea...
didn't get d mssg bro

i will drop the number on my 2go status...

DrHesjay: I got today... dem Neva attend to ur set na.. na G13 I dey o.

ehen .. good. hope no problem... u would go home now abi ?

DrHesjay: ace baba...I bn dey try reach u na

guy i still dey house oh... u don fit get hostel ? i dropped my digits for 2go add am for whatsapp...

weazzy: correction china tab not ipad

so it's because this you are quoting me ?

I don't know why so many people hate this great school, uninterrupted calendar they will complain, we brought 2 in one ATM plus ID , they complained. we introduced ipad for student to learn better una still complain... we were ranked best university in Nigeria i no sure whether dat thread reach front page... Now we are taking preventive measures against the deadly Ebola virus disease you are still complaining... Jealousy kills faster than a combination of Aids, syphillis, evd, gonorhea, cancer all put together.

As for the lady complaining about her result as far as i am concern except it has been changed all first year exams are computer based, so i don't see any correlation between you writing an exam and a lecturer pencilling you out. To be candid 100 level is easier boosting your cgpa compared to other levels were you start writing as some lecturers do take pleasure in seeing that a handful of students (say 3 or 2) get A, unlike 100lvl were every tom, di*ck and harry can get A.

I'll advise you remove the whole thought of lecturer witch-hunting you and try to work hard as well as '' smart'' ask those who have been there and those that are good in your set for direction biko... ciao senorita, Godspeed.

My qsat code 44 is blazing... just s*s channels that are not showing..i sympathised with those whose codes are down.... heard someone say something about recording the Johnsons... pls oh na only once i don watch am oh...pls someone should tell me the time and which channel it is aired... thanks

Noah13: What exactly, did this action affect the working state of the queen

bro thanks for the concern oh, my qsat is working fine... Didn't make any change

abeg oh make una no leave me here oh... i mistakening delete my sharing while trying to reconnect i.e setting>xcam setup>sharing ... pls what will i put under the server and password ? i only remembered protocol and protocol, deskey seems unchanged.. abeg help ooh.. code 44

i have not been able to use my qsat for some days now... code 44. in my attempt to 'reconnect' to the server... without intent i deleted my server settings(under>>sharing).. the only thing i remember was server no -1. server-newcamd/mgcam... and something port 12000(after deleting it changed to another). i dont know if i have to change the default protocol and other numbers oh.. pls help oh

" In love peace and harmony,
we shall build a tower,
Unilorin! hear the clarion call''........

US -------------==> Harvard
Nigeria -----------==> Unilorin

As for those who want to insult me or quote me otherwise pls for Pete's sake don't touch my Post....
It's part of my Ebola preventive measure or i go vex call Oyebuchi for una......

" In love peace and harmony,
we shall build a tower,
Unilorin! hear the clarion call''........

US -------------==> Harvard
Nigeria -----------==> Unilorin

As for those who want to insult me or quote me otherwise pls for Pete's sake don't touch my Post....
It's part of my Ebola preventive measure or i go vex call Oyebuchi for una......