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Gbogbolet: yea bro... Everything need moderation... Pls lets be serious a little.. From a reliable source

gbogbo any latest, what about those people you claim were admitted [which turned out to be false] ... You haven't gave us feedback as to what really happened.

Please oh, this ''confirm source'' is getting too much.. Let's try to moderate everything we do.

Anyone with the latest development as regard the list, should please share... Thanks.

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy,
And all play and no work makes him dolapo...

so we don play, let's work...

Beware of those who stand aloof,
And greet each venture with reproof
For the World would have stopped,
If things were run
By those who say
It can't be done

crowther15: Hahahahaha, Acecube so u ar talented like this? Choi!!!! Announcemen Acecube is has been awarded a 4yr degree course in Unilorin in department of Jokes faculty of akpos this one na from not doubtful comfirm source. LMAO

if i catch you eh.. Why you no go department of joke

Every minute, i hate dirts

BREAKING NEWS
News reaching our desk has it that a man named confirm source has been kidnapped. The victim was said to be last seen parambulating at Unilorin thread.

According to the younger brother of the victim, Reliable Source, the kidnappers are demanding for the unconditional release of Admission List.


The police, when contacted said they are at the top of the situation and are on the look out for any individual who call the name of the victim henceforth.


As we speak gbogbolet and crowther are behind bars after the former offered kulikuli and in the process mentioning the kidnapped victim's name, while the latter was asking for ''garri to match am''.


The d.p.o when contacted said the suspect were communicating codedly and where hence apprehended.


One of the suspect Gbogbolet said '' Oga, na admission list ne make me do am oh, ejor ah, ejor '', the other suspect was forming oyinbo, said '' I want to speak with my Lawyer '' ne them give am knock.


The v.c when contacted laughed hysterically. And said the suspect names are on the List and see no reason why they should be saying confirm source, from morning till night knowing our police will arrest anything that look like human being.


From AceNews
Acecube, reporting





Disclaimer: the above na joke oh

abidexyz2012: dat waz d earlier reply bt itz goin nw. Tnx@ acecube

ok bro

abidexyz2012: University of Ilorin-Better by far
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Fiilosofer: Exactly... Dis is from a confirmed source though

Gbogbolet needs to shoot this ''confirm source'' of a guy ... Later guys. Ciao

simplifier: Now Aide any post wey them label 'from a confirmed source' i no dey trust am o

yeah, unilorin thread has succeeded in killing ''confirm source'' career.

kerny: economics dear

great, i pray we all make it. So, you were busy having thoughts of dragons, hence your not posting anything ?

crowther15: Did any1 see wetin I write abt dis guy yesterday evening, we shuld reason b4 we say anything. A bigger amen to that prayer

crowther, you don read ababio finish ? ,, . Na jack be this ?

OmoUSH: Am sori for speculating a date that couldn't come true. Any newcomer to this thread should not follow wrong insticts about me. Am a very nice and humble person. In real life, am a cool young man. Infact, if u see me, u wil immediately like me.

Dr Adebayo and Dr Olatunji told me that the list couldn't make Tuesday cos the school's web is havin a chronic problem. They then told me that anymoment from now it wil be released as the ComSit workers are seriously working on the sight.

I have told u people the truth and u all hate me for it. Anyway, am unpertubed. In few years coming my hitbook will be published worldwide. As for those who av cursed and threatened me with death, am not afraid to die. We are all cruel experiment of Mother Nature. How can anything on this earth matters? We are microbes on grain of sand. Life is a stupid and insignificant accident, and when it is over, u and i are just dead meat. Such is the awkward and pitiful tale of mankind.

Goodluck to u all, especially,... U shall be admitted in this 1st batch.

thanks bro, didn't hate you for your predictions. But your perception of God was really appalling and still yet i didn't hate you.. I even involved you in my post not so long ago. Lolz

So, you're a writer.. That's great. Won't mind if you shared more light on the book , at least make we buy

simplifier: Al-hasan nw, anyother is fake

Al-hassan is on sabatical, he ran to the US , #from a confirm source.#

Sunmax01: You guyz are damn funny. Tnkx for makin me smile

boss, how far na, how's the waiting going ?

crowther15: Me no get time for palapala weh unilorin de perform. I don dust my book and reading don start ni yen oo. If they like de shuld release d list if de like de shuld leav it, na dem sabi na to prepare 4 another post ume sure pass now.

yeah, start preparing bro. Wish you success.

simplifier: doing good dear,
wait where's the prof. of this thread havent seen his post in a while

which of the profs ? You know we have many of them here and their confirm sources.

simplifier: How you dey jare?

[/quote]i'm okay oh, you

simplifier: ok, ma continue where u stop. After the bike man go straight him go reach one junction, make him turn left him go see river, take boat crossover, walk straight down and turn left again just opposite you na River Niger jump enter... flash acecube when u reach

#gbam# you don talk am finish...but na omoush you go flash sha,.. wey police no go talk say na me you call last.. that's all ....tenks.


Simpli i see you... With my 10d glasses

seydam21: Somebody should tell me which thread is this; Religion or education thread? Maybe i miss d road.........

you miss road. Take okada from here wen u reach roundabout turn left, then take right.. Then take right again.. After you don take right.. Turn left again.. When you enter bush tell the okadaman make e just dey go straight...

life battles doesn't go to,

The strongest or fastest,

Soon or later the Man who wins,

Is the man WHO THINKS HE CAN.

All you lots saying why must money be the motivating factors are sick big time.

Fast forward to 2063:
Breaking News Nigeria former Queen of Athletics Blessing Okagbare died in her home town. After negligence on the part of Government...

God forbid the above should happen, but you and i know what happened to Rashidi Yekini.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ?

We all know how the government of Nigeria forgets these sportsmen and women after they've passed their prime, so paying her peanuts when she's top of her game is a big disgrace FG should swallow.

What will 3 million do for her, it's better not to give her money than to give her 3 million as an encouragement..

3 million is way too small.... From her comment, you'll agree with me that she was disappointed..

10 million should be more like it or even paying her monthly, if not for her in the last olympic and the games held in moscow we won't have won anything.

Our politicians do nothing than soiling the name of the country with their corrupt practice and are paid millions.
Here's a lady promoting Nigeria in a better light and here they are giving her 3 million ?

She is a good BRAND for crying out loud.

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Kk na
i dey come,make i chop finis![/quote]you wan get pot belly abi, continue to dey chop late..

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]@Acecube..
Wetn dey na..[/quote]i dey oh, you just scarce. Make we talk for 2go.

kerny: loooool ofcourse,its jst I prefer observing

okay, what course did you put in for ?

Even with the predictions, i still looked beyond the outcome and focused on his intentions which i believed were good.

But coming out to spew this rubbish, Omoush i'm really disappointed big time.
Don't move with the crowd of atheists i bet their influence rubs on your attitude.

As for the two faceless Individuals that Liked that post. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

1,000,000 likes. Obviously didn't want to answer him, coz calling him a fool is stating the obvious, as the fear of God is the begining of wisdom. And this dude lacks it.

mystolad: PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME AND READ.

who mocked God :

John Lennon (Singer):

Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

'Christianity will end, it will disappear.

I do not have to argue about

that.. I am certain.

Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).

Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),

while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'

He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said:

'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your Jesus'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....

The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,

the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

kerny: am SOOOooooooo wie u dude,soooo wie u*thumbs up*

kerny, so you can talk ?

OmoUSH:
One thing just told me now that everyone here are yet teenagers. Unlike some years back when men were still hunting for admission. Nowadays, children of 15, 17 years are entering university. Hmmmm.

coming from a guy who's yet to get any prediction right.

Realtm.. I agree with you: there is no right or wrong time to share the gospel. I actually found your posts interesting especially the one starring the Professor and liked it..

But still yet, you should be flexible, coz i know christianity not to be associated forceful attempts at reaching out to people. Chiping once in a while like my bro hayurdale does everyday is better as we tend to appreciate his daily dose of worships.

Thanks for the post but this is an academic forum comprising Christians, Muslims and maybe traditionalists and thanks also in anticipation as by so doing you'll prevent unecessary insults from aggrieved individuals and still reach out to people.

OmoUSH: Every one of u who have cursed me here will meet ur lot one day, cos am innocent.
Unilorin FM at 11:18pm just announced now that the list is out! They said that as at when announcing that it has not been made visible in the school's official homepage until tomorrow.

*CRYING*. I do not lie. HOD of History, Deen of Art, Prof. Of Chemistry who are my elder friends told me a long time ago that Tuesday, 10th September, will see the release.

VINDICATED.

you're the defendant, and with what you just said, we'll wait till tomorrow b4 passing the judgement... Either ACQUITED or INDICTED..

Court proceedings adjourned till 11:00pm 11/09/13