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ursullalinda:
Uw....We all learn everyday.

sure... Compliments of the season

Oduok:
NUC National President, is that why your kids study abroad?

it's ASUU not NUC bro

A friend's mom lost her shop... So sad about this.

MZrapper:
While I was much younger, I had scratched my Dad's brand new Mercedes Benz 230 E, there was fear written allover my mum's face thinking hell will let loose.
When my Dad returned I was surprised to see him smiling like nothing had happened.
He didn't repaint the car nor work on the scratched part. As I grew older I kept seeing the scratch and it reminded me of how much my Dad loved me. I miss that car and my Dad.

RIP papa.

may his gentle soul rest in peace...

lawalosky:
Not really bad, but there might be a bitter truth behind this adjustment.
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Friends and pals is another year full of grace,, happy birthday in advance to my self...
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Happy birthday boss... Why advance again ? Abi you get multiple birthdays again

ursullalinda:
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Its kind of family planning that encourages safe sex....meaning you can only make love to ur spouse during her safe period

oh... Okay thanks.. Haven't heard of it before now, noted

ursullalinda:
Well as a Christian and a Catholic using any form of sex protection apart from billings method is a sin

what's Billings ?

Photoshoped

Daviddson:
That doesn't change the fact that he's an internet fraudster - at least that's what EFCC is saying.

happy birthday man

Ten06:
I was traveling with a friend when he became pressed and decided to use the bush to relieve himself, that was how he ran out that a snake has bitten him.
As we were contemplating what what to do a local man came out of one village nearby and we explained our predicament to him.
He enter the bush and came out with a plantain leave, the top soft new growth part of the leave, he cut the middle stuck out and gave to my friend to continue sucking it and be swallowing the liquid.
He now went inside the bush again and came out with live tolls (those one that look like snail but are smaller, the ones we use to play when we were in primary school) he started using the flesh of the small snail (tolls) to rub the position of the bite continously.
At a time my friend wanted to vomit but he continued encouraging him to suck hard and swallow.
After about 30mins my friend became stable, we then thank him as he rejected our monetary offer.
Up till now my friend didn't bother to see a doctor despite my advice for him to do so

maybe he was bitten by a nonvenomous snake

DrImmaculate:
Big congratulations to you bro... I wish to congratulate everyone who has been admitted into MBBS/BDS most especially DrAuthentic, Horpeyemi, Acecube et al.. you guys won the good fight of faith. I wish u all a safe flight through med sch.....

OK.... with 100l done and dusted, and preclinicals in sight, guys I need your help... confused on the texts to use for MB... pls u guys should recommend straight and concise texts for anatomy, physiology and biochemistry for a beginner like me... also don't know which is better:

Anatomy: Keith Moore vs Last vs Greys
Physiology: Guyton vs Ganong vs Sembulingam
Biochemistry: Vasudevan vs chatterjea
Histology: Junqueira vs Vasudevan vs Wheaters

PS: I'm the type that don't really like voluminous books cos I like repetitive reading..
Thanks In anticipation, your boy is ever loyal..
cc: thewhizzkid, donpre, Maravel et al.

Thanks boss... God bless you

Georgry:
I will try as much as possible to study hard for the exam, I will also collect Hnd form.

cool... That would be 3 possible outcomes

Georgry:
Wao, I was also thinking of choosing Uniben since it's a federal school and they do conduct examination for direct entry applicants.

you have to do extremely well... Coz they pick very few number of students for DE especially a regards professional courses

Georgry:
Wao! Double admission? That's wonderful, so which schools? Plus which of the admission did you latter accepted?

Uniben.

ejehijustice:
AAU... It was a typo error... I will modify it. Thanks

Okay boss

Georgry:
I think the use of National ID card for registration has already eliminate the possibility of that happening..
BTW which of the mode did you got admission through and which department?.

Try to confirm... Via Utme and DE but to different institutions; Medicine.

Georgry:
Like I should take jamb exam and direct entry form at the same time?

Yeah... That's what I did. Though I don't know if taking both at a time is still feasible from what I saw on twitter by JAMB's official handle

Georgry:
Alright thanks, I wish they do write post utme, I would have had the chance to increase my chances of getting admitted.. I don't wanna sit at home next year.

why don't you register for utme too (a federal uni) then still take AAU for DE...

ejehijustice:
Please what is ABU MBBS school fees for freshers and returning students?

ABU or AAU ?

Georgry:
Banking and Finance. But my O level is the only thing giving me some issues

that Olevel is very good jare. Just try to follow your stuff up but on a norms you should be given admission. I wish you all the best boss

Georgry:
National diploma from Auchi Polytechnic. I had Distinction credit, 3.73

that's very nice... You would likely get it... What course though ? There are some courses that don't take ND

Georgry:
I'm using direct entry sir

oh nice... Which of the DE certificate ?

Gemineye:
Does DE write screening exam in AAU? If yes ...how's the agg calculated

They don't

Georgry:
Please can I gain admission to the department of Banking and Finance with the following result
Economics A1.
Civic Education A1
English C4
Maths B3
Agric B3
Biology B3
Marketing C6.

The admission requirements is English, Mathematics and economics and other relevant subjects.. Quick response is needed.. Thanks

Just score reasonably high in your utme

StineLionel:
Please what next do I do if I'm admitted in Kofa to study in Mosogar, but it doesn't reflect in Jamb?

I think they sent a message telling those admitted to Mosogar to go to the school for registration or so... Weren't you sent ?

Try searching some Uniben admission fb pages sha

sweetveek:
the kofa page has changed to admitted,what next to do now?

kindly wait for the bosses here to come.

ARCHEMEDESME:
what about physics ?
will lamlad do cause I know the basics

at all... The physics should be added to a major book.

Modified:
Just follow horpeyemmi66 he has said everything. Endeavour to get lamlad chemistry and explicit biology, you won't regret it.

ARCHEMEDESME:
can I choose it over modern biology because I don't have a lot of time

Modern is like the gold standard they do extract questions from there verbatim... There's still time, explicit biology is still nice but either it or lamlad should be added to modern

ARCHEMEDESME:
what about lamlad biology

haven't seen it... Heard it's more or less a summary. If you have the resources you can get the bio and phy too... But don't joke with the Chem

ARCHEMEDESME:
I just got lamlad chemistry and it's kinda big.
since I have basic Knowledge of chemistry is it advisable to use lamlad and forget New school
I would like to maximize my time for the upcoming exam
please I need your suggestions

Lamlad isn't big at all, have you read ababio ?... That book (Lamlad) is like a cheat code for utme chemistry... Very minimal superfluous information, after reading each chapter solve the questions that follow (I actually wrote most of the questions and their answers in a book for quick review)... Your initial reading might seem concentrated but with time you will be on the same frequency with it. Wish you success boss