₦airaland Forum

Phonon: I wonder if the President poos?What does he think about while on that seat? Does he flush himself?
What does the Presidential toilet look like? Does it have the Nigerian Coat of Arms on the seat? Is there a Special Assistant on Latrine Affairs? Too many questions and no answers.................

alpha conde: I used to think rich and white pple don't poo, now I know better

zig2ryme04: Students eyes in the
class
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_
-) (-_-) (-_-)
When teacher say
tomorrow will be exam
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
(O_O) (O_O)
(O_O)
During the exam
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→)
(←_←)
(→_→) (←_←)
When invigilator comes
in
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)
(↓_↓).......
true or false?

lil jboy: Dortmund christian
ministry in conjunction
wit Baryern Munich
football church of
mission invites u all to a
2 day power crusade
tagged destroying all
spanish giants part 2
Date 30 april to 1st may
Time,7:45
FEATURING
1,Breaking of curses (EL
CLASICO)
2,Freedom from d
power (Platini)
3,Humilation of pride
(Jose Mourinho)
4,Overpowering
principality (C Ronaldo)
5,Rejection of satanic
dominance (Lionel Messi)
6 achieving ur destiny n
reaching ur goals
(Wembley)
HOST PASTOR: Robert
Lewandoski.
DEACON: Arjen Rubben,
apostle Thomas Muller,
Elder Frank Ribery,
pastor Marco Reus &
other anointed men of
soccer.
Come 4 a power packed
display as all giants will
be knocked out of ur life
4ever. Amen

lil jboy: HE PROPOSED AND SHE
GAVE HIM A
STINGING SLAP!
Man: Baby, I love you,
would you please marry
me?
... Woman: (stands up
and lands a
stinging slap on his
face) and said I have
waited more than 9yrs,
I have prayed, fasted,
sowed seeds, bought
books and
listened to tapes,
even went out of my
way to be nice
to every male specie
of marriageable age! I
took up new hobbies,
watching football
and play
station. I went to
Daystar, from
Daystar, I went to
House on the Rock,
from House on the
rock I went to Guiding
Light Assembly,
Phronesis
christian centre int'l,
MFM,christ
embassy,Redeemed,
from there i
went to This Present
Winners looking every
where for
you l went from a size
14 to asize 10, so that
when you see me
you’d love what you
see.
I left Lagos, went to
Abuja, from
Abuja I went to
Port- Harcourt, then I
went all the way to
Kano
I joined hi-five, from hi-
five to faceboook,
then I
went to twitter, I even
had a
blog on which I ranted,
hoping ♈ōϋ would show
up! for where? I
uploaded only my best
pictures on Facebook,
infact I took photo
sessions to
look my best, all for
you o! I attended all the
weddings, whether the
invitation was direct
or indirect! The next
place I was hoping to
check was the moon,
before you crawled out,
crawled
out from the house
directly
next to mine! So it was
you all this while? The
neighbour I said hello to
every morning?
Were you trying to
destroy my
faith?
You almost rendered my
prayer life useless?
What were you waiting
for?
What sign where you
looking for? Do you
want to kill me
before you reveal
yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman,
get down on
your knees and
put that ring on my
finger!!

lil jboy: John was a single guy
living at home
with his father and
working in the
family business.
When he found out he
was going to
inherit a fortune when
his cancer
stricken father died,
He decided he needed to
find a wife
with whom to share his
fortune.
One evening, at an
investment
meeting, he spotted the
most beautiful
woman he had ever
seen.
Her natural beauty took
his breath
away.
"I may look like just an
ordinary guy,"
he said to her,
"But in just a few
months my father
will die and I will inherit
$200 million".
Impressed, the woman
asked for his
business card and three
days later, she
became his stepmother.
Hit like if you get it

simplifier: Hello acecube , how was the nyt? i see the house is bubbling today but Al-hasan is missing

simplifier: Good morning house.

Hayurdayle: nope am nt

koonbey: I think it's very probable that the first list will be released this Month or early the next .This is based on last Year ,the List was released on August 14 or 15,im not sure which ,anyway ,since the PUTME Exam was held in roughly the same period as last Year ,its likely the List will follow suit.

nenergy: The Female species are obsessed with numbers. In their youth they'll love you for you knowledge of numbers (Arithmetics), and when they are matured they'll love you for your possession of numbers with the Naira/dollar sign (money).

chi 3280: YERIMA -a person who is fond of molesting underage girls.

Example:

Please do not YERIMA me.

The YERIMAZATION of Nigerian underage girls should be of concern to the president.

My Boyfriend YERIMAIZES me a lot on bed.

The study of molestation is called YERIMALOGY.

If i YERIMA you, you won't be the same again.

horlawaleh001: facebook:oguntayo olawale, twitter: @waleoguntayo, 2go:olawale3239, whatsapp:07066620948, skype:oguntayo.olawale. Pls add up if u've got relevant info. 182 & 66 with complete O'levels. Goin in 4 statistics.

Babalola1990: It have "teyd" when I chuk eye for this platform, my battery put me on automatic recesses, all thanks for the ever saving but unpredictable hand of phcn.. Having read thru the serenade of points and pointless rantings, all I could pick out with raised eyebrow is where my assumed girlfrind (simisoluwa) is hailing Al-hassan! Now bro, don't cross the line!! .. Aside that, acecube (sorry if any error, I don't like champagne when it cold, I prefer it with heated calypso so give me some sensorimusclar hallucination.. Admission status, u guyz shld calm down. Real fact, ur jamb shld be above 200 and Pume above 60. U stand a better chance!

abdulkadirbiffo: .Please i'm new to this forum.I'd need your help.Please how can i comment in the forum.I'm a chemistry aspirant having 44% in post utme and 204 in jamb.Do i stand any chance of getting admitted?

leemat250: can some1 plz let me knw d procedurez 2 unilorin remedial

simplifier: @ Acecube.Yea,ruthexcel, dats it

simplifier: English

ojingbe: wats ur scre this yr

ojingbe: Yes am here again to clarify sometin
sorry i specify mostly on med and surg.just cos am aspiring to b 1
so to what i wanna say
if u r not givin med and surg but av 64 and above u will surley b given optometry irrespective of ya state of origin if u av 62 to 63 will be givin aeb if u scre 60 to 62 xpect ppb.and soon.but all dis happen last yr.dis yr might be diff due to low turnup.med an surg b4 was lyk 6000 candidate writn d exam but dis not up to 700.now compare it to other courses.u might be suprised dat courses lyk pharm medlad and others student dat pass the 50 general cutoff mark might not just be enough to fill them makin dem to shift candidate frm med and surg remainin to it.
To me o.i prefer optometry if not medicine reason(story for another day)
CLASSREP.med and surg

sylvalord: no dey av stopped dat