₦airaland Forum

yea,don't marry a whole

well,i think they'll have unprotected intercourse but he should not precipitated therein less it will affect the kids.

am a living witness.

9jadelta: dnt worry just make sure ur phone is on always... Boko haram will call u to know when

Bros u no wish me well ooo!

pls when are there going to bomb Abuja?

Am dreaming of private jet,why?because am d richest Nairalander who is tired of cars

now here are the list cars i've owned:
1,flying antelop x5

2,Rangers f.c

3,bajaj x2

4,nokia series N5250 screen touch

5,my latex is...keke napep

...ndi ara!!!

i normaly use Oceanic ATM to witdrew from FirstBank at Abakaliki metropolise without any problem.oneday i traveled to Nnewi for biz trip,as usuall i entered Firstbank and immidatly slot my ATM card and press 20k...after hearing the sound of counting 'like what Okija_juju said',my card popt out with recipt...the recipt read"your financial instutition was not authorised",i slot the second time...same story,i turned to the second ATM and yet same story...making it N60,000 with 3recipt.i jumpt on okada to Oceanicbank on my way an alert came that i've witdrew 60k i neally fainted.i manage entre the bank and filled the complaint form.to cut d long story short,anywhere i see oceanicbank i'll just enter and fill the form.

after like one month i receive 20k...next mouth another 20k then remaining 20,the Abakaliki branch bank manager of Oceanic called me one day and asked me to swear if that ATM at Nnewi didnot dispensed any money...my people i have to swear and collect my remaing 20k,i spree like N2,000 to everybody and tore my witdrawal book and even break my atm card in their presence...daz my last day at OCEANICBANK.

He lives in two different world

ejima=p.square,they look cute

wat am i going to play wit?

NL is the best

ur on point brother

egift: This is Nigeria: The man filling the suit may even be working for Jonathan. Maybe on technical jargon, the man can loose the case and Jonathan will go celebrating that the court has cleared him to run in 2015.

ur on point brother

islam and under-devloped brain!
yes,amu-ta-lab should rot in jail for daring a GOD's own people

hahaha,i can't even stay without taking chilled HARP especially when they doing PROMO.


make una remember STAR MEGA JAMZZ

egift: This is totally unacceptable. Guess what, in many police cells, there may be worst cases than this. And yet others stealing billions without a pinch.

Is there a way she can get any form of compensation too?

did i hear compensation?in nigeria?from the poor citizen?,to bad for nigeria society.i hate this country.

BigBenoski: u r not alone brotherly, there r millions like you. But, we can change this pathetic trend starting from our children. It should b made compulsary for them 2 speak igbo in d house(english shud be forbiden at home). It worries me each time i travel home 4 xmas, 2 c kids respond 2 u in english. Even questions that require an 'odimma', they'd rather say 'fine' . Most of them understand d language but cant speak it cause they are not made 2 speak it by their parents. If our generation fails to correct this worrisome trend, we might just b heading 2 language extinction

okemmadu iji okwu,o na'ewute m nke ojo na ndi bu ndiigbo bi na_alaigbo anaghi eji asusu igbo akuziri umu ha ihe.imagine an illitrate parents teaching their kids fake language...let them go to school and learn correct english language.

Andre Uweh: @Ejine, thanks a lot for this wondrous post above. Imeela, onye nwe anyi gba gi umee.
Ikwu udo (suicide) is an abomination, so is murder. In both cases, apart from the prescribed saction, the land, that is Ala, Ani or Ana, must be cleansed because human blood is sacred in terms of its support of life. Such blood constitutes pollutants to Ala. Murder and suicide are also regarded as offences against Chukwu. This reason in Igbo culture is that God alone owns life (Chinwendu, Chijindu), gives life, and only God can take life. In murder and suicide, someone is attempting to oust God and thereafter play God's role.

neanne m,u write like Chinua Achebe

igbo nwe mmadu ana m ekele o!,ihe bu aru n'alaigbo ebuka;...nke mbu:
a,nwaanyi anaghi awa oji(women shouldnot break kola nut)
b,mmadu ikpa ji ya na oha obodo erie--beghi ji ohu{one shouldnot harvest his yam without the "new yam festival"}
c,iza mbara ezi na abali(sweeping at night is forbiden)
d,inwu nwanne gi azu ara sokwa na imirikiti ihe ndi ozo.

till we meet again r.i.p

where is this woman from?

[quote author=smile4kenn]Abeg o Ndi Igbo, My aim wasn't to install hatred or division on you guys. me self be Igbo. I never knew you already had eze ndi igbo.

For that I apologize...

and for all the curses you guys sent to me, I SEND THEM BACK!!!![/quoteno no no!u have to manage those curses...just allow it to sink down your system.

ejimkwasim ohere a n'ekele umuigbo n'ile no na onya-nwudude a akporo 'website',otu unu siri mara ihe magbuo ndi Yoruba na ndi mba mmiri n'ihe,asim ka unu jide ka unu ji.okwanu agbacha oso aguo mile.udo diri unu.

crusifis: why should question he my igbo hood, maka obele ajuju m juru,

no he said,'u are an outsider to this case not an outcast'
u hear?

@chief Okija_juju,biko forgive that small ant who want to xpose imself

crusifis: ikpu sibuo gi there, just of recent, i started coming to nairaland often, so, me still neva know much of wetin dey happen. so start explaining to a broda. full time anambra boy

Isi azu,must caurse your elders b4 you comment.

ezi ndi anambra

better leave them with their dirtness than remove that veil!

Btruth: .....but at least we need to ask him ( Jonathan) first if he is ready to die for us (Nigerians). Don't you think so?

hmmmm...and you expect him(GEJ)to say yes 'i want to die for nigeria',i just want somthing unbearable to happen so that nigeria will divide.don't you think that some people are holding each other to move forward?