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From every indication it's like the Aunt is in love with the landlord son..

The injuries she inflected on that girl is way to personal.

As from today any body that misbehave in this forum I will unleash the slayer of ajebuterisim. The punisher of mumurity and the nemesis of eroticism Angelarazation.

A.k.a @funlord.

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funlord:
What is all this siberian jargon that you are typing? Ha ha ha! Any similarity between you and a human being is purely coincidental! I just took a look at your picture to be sure I was trading barbs with a human being and I regretted it instantly! Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?

Your so dumb that I'm sure The smartest thing ever to come out of that your cancerous mouth was a _penis. See make up looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun

Plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear! Do your parents feed you at all? I'm sure if I fed you a piece of meat now people would think that you were 9 months pregnant! Hopeless dumb, inconsequential, disease ravaged, local _idiot feeling fly!

Funlord abeg no fex again biko.
Forgive her... Na this kind talk the make some pipul kommit succiding.

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afolwalex20:
What is ds 1 saying

Would u date a guy U can't marry

Abeg no fex helep me ask her again.

Op there's nothing like ivory festival in Igbo land maybe u mean ofala festival.

And pls don't forget to add izueye festival in anambra state.

It a festival that holds every august of every year.
A Ram will be tied to a tree by some individuals.

If you think you have what it takes be it mystic or supernatural or whatever powers you think u possess go and loss the rope from the tree or from the ram.

Some of us wey register as far back as 2005 no dey make noise

But our president is proud of himself for registering in 2015 he even called press conference to announce it.

Hope the fulanis in that area will not try anything funny and stupid..

Because those delta people are different calibre of people compare to those in jos and benue

Don’t make a woman cry!
There is nothing as expensive as a woman’s tears. When a single
of tear comes out, it first mixes with
L’oreal Eye Liner 7,500 Naira and Revlon
Mascara 8,500 Naira, then when it rolls
down the cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder
Foundation 11,000 Naira, Zaron Blush
15,000 Naira and Mac Powder 19,000 Naira.
Then, finally, when it touches the lips, it gets
mixed with Maybelline Lipstick 12,000 Naira
and Avonlip Gloss 5,000 Naira.
A single of a woman’s tear is running
for about 78,000 Naira, so please, don't
make her cry.

But you can make a man cry, it is only
Vaseline 150 Naira and Powder 200 Naira.
Total for men 350 Naira.

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EggovinMma:
Now that is the decay I am talking about-This is a clear case of patriarchal nature of the home defiling that which is rational. Here, things that supposed to be questioned are left unquestioned, victims are rather rebuked or seen as cowards/effeminate.Until men understand that they are as vulnerable as the women when it comes to both physical and sexual abuse, we still have a long way to go in this country.

True talk.

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JeffreyJamez:
@bolded it is because of the widespread belief that guys are programmed to enjoy sex irrespective of age.....it has to change.

Thank u.
That was the same thing I was told by my uncles when I told them that I was molested by OUR FAMILY FRIEND Their response was LUCKY YOU. DIDN'T U ENJOY IT?
Even the police people that were supposed to handle the case were like. See enjoyment

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cococandy:
Can you imagine

Such is the world we live in.

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Kachisbarbie:
Everyone knows that male kids get raped too.

But nobody takes it serious as they do that of a female child.

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EggovinMma:
Sorry....Now that woman is despicable! And to think your uncles said such shows the deep rooted decay in the home. Very humiliating.

It has nothing to do with families.
There's this general mentality that men can not be raped by women.
but if a woman rape u, then u are very lucky.

I have seen a situation where a man was raped by a woman when he raised alarm, no body took him serious. Some people were even calling him fool and woman wrapper that he should have just relax and enjoy the rape.

Mine was at the age of 11
She was a family friend close to 45 years old. We're alone in the house.( she came to visit nobody was at home except me. In the pretence of waiting for my parents to return) She asked me to come and touch and suck her boobs, when I refused she used force on me. Out of fear I did what was asked of me while she do same with my little johnthomos and so on. The emotional and mental effect is still with me even till this day. when I reported the matter to my elder brothers and some uncle they were like so? Are u not happy about it? No body took me serious.

Till today at my age I still find it hard to stay in a room alone with an over age woman.

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Ephemmm:
Although I am not here to argue that the story is non-fictitious, but be assured that we have some identical twins in Nigeria that can be mistaken for each other. I am a living witness of this while in school.

Only two or three of their closest friends can differentiate between them: talk of colours, voice, walking, smiling, face, heights etc these guys are the same.

You may blame the woman, but some idiotic men engage in all these: I was so surprised that this world has gone so bad that some guys don't mind allowing their friend to even have sex with they girlfriends while visiting them( a new discovery in the recent week). I hardly believe that we men can still behave as if we are dogs all in the midst of euphoria of youthful exuberances.


We have thrown our honours and dignities into dogs, and the society and culture is unfriendly with ladies because if they come out to express their dissatisfaction, they will be mocked and treated like a pig.

This world sha.

And the wife cannot differentiate her husband and his twin?

A man she has stayed with for 6 years? Aba mana.

For her husband twin to drugged and rape her is a serious matter.

But for she to say at times she slept with her husband twin without knowing the difference between the two is somewhat ridiculous

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LastProphet:
am sorry because you sound a reasonable guy, but those people are normally fond of that illogical way of thinking

It's ok my brother .
But one thing you need to understand it that must individuals on Nairaland are immature and some will just type anything they feel like typing so that people can quote and mention them. Even them don't don't believe must of what they say..

Am igbo by the way.

I used to think that what transpired between me and my dad before his death will forever be my heaviest burden and regret But I was wrong.

Few days before my father's death precisely 20 jun 1997 out of anger I murmured in response to the quarries I was receiving from my father. Old man just die and let us be ( though I am not certain if he heard my murmuring or not) but few days later 27 jun 1997 my father died.( I was 14 years old.)

From then till now I have not forgiving myself because I believe those words actually killed him ( even though he was seriously ill then)
Silently I carried that burden as a form of punishment and as a form of remainder to be careful of the things a say or do.

I used to think that will be my greatest regret in life. But something happened to months ago that till I die I may not be able to forgive myself.

On the 23rd of may this year my younger sister called me three times by 3:15pm,, 3:30pm and by 5:09pm but because I was to busy I ignored her calls. I planned to call her back that night but for reasons best known to God by two phones ( blackberry z10 and galaxy s3) started misbehaving out of anger I switched them off.
By 2:am that night something woke me up but I don't know what. I was so restless throughout that. When I switched my phones on 6am that morning, the first call I received was from my elder brother informing me that my beloved sister who have been trying to reach me the previous day and all through the night is dead.

Ebere my sister died by 2:15am on 24th of may 2015.

Her last words to my mother was that she was tired and needed to hear from me for strength and encouragement..

When my mum told me those words I cried my heart out and for the first time in my life I lost faith in the supernatural. My heart bleeds and will continue bleeding till my dyeing days. I will never stop wondering what would have happened If I had taken a few minutes off and answered her calls or even called her back that very night.

That same month. Still in mourning, Few days later one of my best female friends
sent me a condolences text and even asked me call her when am less busy.. I didn't call her till the next day. Only for her mum to answer the call and informed me that Onyinye my freind is dead. ( slept and never woke up) another loved one gone just like

By Not answering my sister calls and by not calling her back as I was supposed to, same with that of my friend will forever be a burden unto my overburdened soul.



PLEASE NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE NEVER IGNORE THE CALLS OF YOUR LOVE ONES, IT MAY BE THE LAST CALL YOU GET OR RECEIVED FROM THEM. As for me I have promised myself I will never ignore any call I receive again even if it's MTN caller tones or customer care.

Rest in peace Eberechukwu

Rest in peace Onyinye clara.

And may the souls of the faithful departed through the mercy of God Rest in Peace..

Amen.

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LastProphet:
is that an opinion? if judges who are The last hope of the common man (which chukwudi44 is) are been watched to ensure corruption -free nigeria, should any poor person like chukwudi44 bad-mouth that? so how does such retarded bigoted thinking pass as opinion?

Then your issue should have been with him and him alone. No need calling an entire region or tribe corrupt or lawless

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LastProphet:
always moronic in judgement, obviously a product of the lawless society in ibo land

Is it a taboo for u to make a comment without insulting an entire race or region?

So because he has different opinions from u then he is corrupt and his tribe lawless?

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sonofananimal:
A VERY STRONG THING

Abeg no fex again. Try forgive them.
Them go change for good.

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sonofananimal:
SORRY I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Why u dey bash our naija babes like this na? Wetin them do u?

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skyfullofstars:
My man NEVER opens the door for me, and he always steps in first. Is that normal?

Yes o.
Very very normal

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sonofananimal:
THIS JUST REMIND ME WHEN I WAS AT THE BANK.

ONE EEDIOT WAS EXPECTING ME TO PUSH THE BANK DOOR!

I JUST KEEP ON LOOKING AT HER UNTIL SHE SAID PLS CAN YOU HELP ME

Guy u worry o.

When I was a child,

I used to... Stand by the road with friends and choose cars.

Eat food from the magazines.

Try and step on my shadow or be ahead of it in the sun when it's behind me.

I believed that I had died in 1945 World War 2 and was reincarnated (born again)

I always felt the trees and grasses inside the bush were running if I'm in a moving car.

Check inside the Radio to see the person talking or singing.

Jump a moving car's shadow so it won't hit me.

Think pictures hanged on the wall always stare at me.

If I watched a movie and I wasn't satisfied with the ending, I'll just rewrite the script in my head or dream.

I thought to appear on TV, one had to go through a process to become small to fit in a TV box.

Go a week without brushing my teeth

Always fight with my elder brother / sister over meat.

Use to Steal meat from pot of soup.

Wear one particular cloth for a week.

I use to peep at our compound girls when they're bathing.

Used mirror to look at girls pants at school.



Please add yours

When they wife's are calling their husbands baby. What do u expect

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DWJOBScom:
When a hardworking young man or woman requires a loan , he's required to get a landed property in US , 2 in naija, 4 exotic 2016 cars and make Dangote his Guarantor . All the man wants is 1million naira o

1miliion too much self.
When I request for a 500,000 loan from sky bank. The things they were asking for as collateral if I had half of those things as of then I wouldn't be asking for loan.

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melzabull:
you are a gullible fool, that's assuming you're Igbo. You are a disgrace to your family. Anumanu!

Can you please explain to me why the insult?

Even if u don't like what I posted is that enough reason to insult me?

Did your parents not teach u never to insult a stranger?

I demand an apology from you or else I swear by my father's Okwu- alusi that if u fail to do so in the next 24hours I will place odinonu curse on you..

If u don't know what that curse can do go to Idemili north and ask those aged elders and also asked them about ajaba council of masquerade

When am through with u.
U will lean never to insult strangers.

You are warned.

So now delta igbos are no longer igbos abi?
But when we shout Biafra we will remember that they are igbos abi

Anybody that said delta igbos are not igbo need to be assassinate as soon as possible.

We igbos we are our worst enemies.
A northerner don't care if u are from NE. NW or NS as long as u be hausa they are ok with it.

But we igbos?
Y

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rhames:
Boss dont be afraid. That animal is called a seahorse. Google it and see. No cause for alarm.

Bros this is seahorse

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rhames:
Boss dont be afraid. That animal is called a seahorse. Google it and see. No cause for alarm.

You lie.
That is not seahorse.

I will assassinate the Atm machine then go into the Bank hall and tell them there's no network in the Atm machine