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I never even watch this season for one day. My head is full.

pulsa:
I think so too the guilt and the fact that she feels I'm the cause of it is probably what's at play here.

And you even broke up with her because of it.

It's enough to give someone second thoughts.

Just give her space biko.

Fmghewzy:
And yeah it's true ,most Yoruba guys are mama's boy.

Are you?

Fmghewzy:
Yeah that's why I said mum must be at least 15 years older.

That way I have a way of arguing my way out lol.
And yeah it's true ,most Yoruba guys are mama's boy.

In a conversation with her, she was trying too hard to convince me to go for a nurse or someone in medical line and never marry a white woman .

Ah, your girl go suffer oo.

Na wo..

After abortion, the guilt and all, you unleashed yourself as a sex maniac.

Fmghewzy:
I mean ,since my mom is 54.
54 - 15= 39

It means I can't date anyone above 39.

Even if you end up with someone older, won't your parent's object? I know yorubas love their parent's consent and blessing.

Most of you are even mama's boy(s).

Fmghewzy:
Except the person is as old as my mum,or within 15 years (mum's age -15)

I still don't get this fully

Fmghewzy:
Nope I don't like jeo.n, I just enjoy messing with her.

Her lover emidion has told me to leave her alone so I don't anymore.

Age is not a barrier lol.
For some reason,I think I like them older.
I can never date someone younger, I just don't like it.
(I have been having a streak of 'weird luck', the ones coming are younger)

Except the person is as old as my mum,or within 15 years (mum's age -15)

How old is your mum?

No...

Blood no dey flow for my veins.

Fmghewzy:
Yup you did.

By aunty please tell me you mean like an older sis
Not (Aunty )

Aunty ni oo.

You should be chasing the likes of je.on.

I see you fancy her too.

Fmghewzy:
Lol nope .
One if the reasons I enjoy chatting with you, you do know how to hold nice conversations.


You claim to be my aunty (older than me), but with the way you chat it does not seem so.


So is it all a tactic to chase me off or it's real

I am actually your aunty Femi. I hope I got the name right.

Fmghewzy:
You don't have a problem with that right?

Am I supposed to?

Fmghewzy:
Lol why are you asking?


You could tell from my tone that I am right?

Yeah, you give student vibes.

Hushbingo:
na d true brodar... No Nigeria gal good finish, at the end of the day na another babe go win my heart true true

And that babe no go spend shishi for your head.

Fmghewzy:
The dude has probably watched too much po.... that's why he is asking such question

Maybe.

Are you a student?

It's part of their culture and seated deep in their blood.

Fmghewzy:
Lol.The dude is smoking too much,he should try waxing his own balls first.

I just want him to know how it feels first.

Hushbingo:
You attract who you are...

Check ur pants.

I have more boxers than stockings, my gf buys boxers every month end for d house plus every anniversary and birthday.

I don't even buy, can't count, her salary does the clothes parts and the house running while I handle the boyfriend stuffs like buying of appliances, phones(every year), computers(we only have two), cable subscriptions, and some stuffs... She takes the cooking too, she cooks once in a week and we have to put everything on freezer and take from there when we want to eat. I eat once in a day... Why am i even telling you my life history?

At the end of the day...break up for no good reason.

Tell your friend that he is a vegetable.

He will soon look for who will impregnate his wife.

Ode.

Try waxing on your head to know how it feels.

richie240:
We don over flog d mata nwokem; no.need sounding like a broken record.

For ur agbado, beep me and I'll plug u like Zack orji and Benedict!
Dassol!

NB: if u are extra nice, we can Top it up with cassava......just for u.

Who tell you say na cassava I want?

Even you, you no know your worth?

richie240:
I don tell u say na chibuzor dey fuul around.



Ngwa, regardezzzzz


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuEwWCV7itw

But that one no cancel anything for wetin we dey talk.

richie240:
My blodaaaaaa... nothing goz for nothing o, u gast to sow seed in order to reap bountiful harvest in future.

If giving mazi Zack orji stipends just to get d job done, so be it o.

Its called sacrifice.

Wait, sacrifice for you or for jabagan?

richie240:
Lulz...I remember watching dt video.
That na 'Chibuzor' dt was just phooling around....

I hear you.

richie240:
You forget say hin.pikins too go born?
Taaa....

Ehe, na why e sell em vote since obituary no go give am shishi. Na Una wey dey ground go suffer am.

richie240:
Taaa dia!
Are u kidney me?

No be so dem package am before?

richie240:
Ol'boy na trade by barter biko.
More like Zack orji sold his children's future bcus of money.

Em pikin wey don finish school since. One even study for UK.

Wetin you dey talk?

richie240:
You have just proven my assertion that "agbado get levos" nwokem.

Just like gov ikpeazu was distributing kerozine to abia state ppl.

My boy, agbado get grade

Grade as in dem package your own garri like this?

richie240:
The agbado I'm presently chopping is more than u can ever imagine in ur small mind, nwokem.

just like Zack orji.
We good like that!

Zack orji bought your children's future with his vote.

You don forget day na Ipob business man.

Dey current na.

richie240:
The agbado I'm presently chopping is more than u can ever imagine in ur small mind, nwokem.

I don tell u b4 say agbado get levos.
If u humble.yasef, we can plug u.just like Zack orji.
We good like that!

But anti iyabo doesn't look pleased. Or is she a longer throat?

richie240:
Long story short:
Zack orji is a wiseman; he chop agbado and he's not complaining.
Be a zackorji and be useful to ur generation.
Shi-shi, obi wee nor give u o, ehn-ehn.

I can be ur plug when u come back to.ur senses nwokem. I'm good laidat!

Tinubu don give Zack orji wetin for reach your generation. But as e be say una be mumu na, na garri and vegetable oil be your worth.

Between Zack orji and afonja like you, na you mumu pass.

Get ready. The slave trader go open Una nyash give Fulani.

richie240:
Na u nor comprehend my penultimate comment.
I don tell u say me self don dey chop my 'agbado' (plus cassava sef) on a steady.

I'm made too Brah

I reiterate: shi-shi laidiz obi wee nor give u; chop agbado on a steady like and be useful to ur generation like me snd zack orji

Yet, Tinubu dey give Una one cup of garri.

You dey look Zack orji, you no know say em pikin don dey ahead of you for life. Mumu.

Shey dey don dey harass Una for una farm small small. No worry, very soon, wetin happen for Jos go become una reality.

Shey Tinubu na descendant of slave traders? E dey come.