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Show us evidence of your payouts. So that I will not waste my MB for nothing.

Akandu50:
so cutes

Really? It only makes me feel like throwing up

From which area of Lagos will you be going to Ikota shopping complex?

Wait o!....

Is it not El-rufai that was giving his child polio vaccine the other day?

You mean he is still fathering more kids after this?

I don't believe this!

175:
Figure it out . . .it's fun though! Let's see the smart NL political commenters

Yellow.

OP Na waa oh... u wan burst my eyeballs abi? But God pass you sha.

That doctor is obviously a womanizer. OP I dont know why you cannot see this. The most disgusting part is that he is into married women. My dear stay on your own lane o! Because if you divorce your man to be with this doctor, he will still find another married woman to go after....then you either have to divorce him or put up with his cheating self for the rest of your life. The prophet will not save you when the wahala starts o....

Stay with your husband and build your home together...Money is not everything.

PLEASE BE WISE!!!

Onemansquad:
Since you were born on the
same day, would you like to
die the same day too?

*journalist/reporters and their weird questions sef

its been long i saw that geh that comments first on every topic..abi her data has finished ni Over to the next person jare

Lol....U mean INTROVERT? E be like say she get exam.

This question has been on my mind for about two weeks (since Airtel unveiled their new ambassadors). I couldn't help but wonder..Why is there no female Airtel ambassador? Don't females use Airtel sim? or are they now restricting their market to just males?

Please correct me if I am wrong (maybe there is a female ambassador I don't know about) but I don't think Airtel is gender friendly.

Please to all males in the house. Be realistic.....This is not the time for macho and egocentric comments. At least one female should be included....except ....maybe there is something wrong somewhere in their management ....well... (...clears throat and disappears).

Give her the full woman package with the monthly periods and childbirth, let us see whether she will still continue in this self deceit.

In the word of the female prison warden assistant in "orange is the new black" tv series


“Why would anyone give up being a man? It’s like winning the lottery and giving the ticket back,”

Tinubu... really....smh

SporaD8:
That still haven't answer my question - what if Tinubu also mobilized his agberos to protest your relocation to Lagos? Will you still run to the same federal govt to sanction him?

Why the thing dey pain you like this naa . U better start relocating you own parents and all your family members....because your state is next. Act now before it is too late.[quote author=SporaD8 post=35263132][/quote]

I CANT SLEEP

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modelmike7:
. . . . Well, i am not a seer, ' in politics, i heard there is no permanent friend nor enemy, only permanent interest, but so far, it has been so good. Only talking about the present dispensation bro. Rotimi believed in a cause and he stood by it till the end.

Since you are not a seer, you must be a realist. Honestly speaking, if you were in PMB's shoes, would you place Amaechi as one of you close associates?

And what makes you think he won't do the same to PMB?

modelmike7:
. . . . . Your opinion tho'. To you TANoids, he is a snitch or whatever you call him. To we Change Agents: He is a very hardworking man, who sticks to the best man for the job in the face of adversity and uncertainty, not minding having a 'face off' with his kindreds, especially our dearest former 1st Lady from the same state!

Nice one....Takes a lot of humility and willpower though. Especially in Nigeria.

Hehehehe!!!! The show is just beginning. The humble PMB that flies economic class with the masses now needs a helipad.

It won't be surprised if Amaechi does not get any position at the end of the day because

NOBODY LIKES SNITCHES.....

Especially not PMB.

The ultimate revenge against Igbos....spreading terrorists to the East. If you are not from the East you can say whatever you like. All I know is that after the East, then comes the West ....and then the South. Then Nigeria becomes like Afghanistan.

Meanwhile.......

















Looking for accommodation for my parents to relocate to Lagos before the jailbreak occurs.

What will they use to shoot me down? I will only fly higher.

ajf:
Until Nigerians try to shoot you down and blame all of their misfortunes on you. The fact that you are even female won't help your matter...

Seems like you are a doctor. Why are u still referring the man to the hospital. Are you unsure of your prescription?

Robertbob:
You're suffering from Haemorrhoids (pile), it is a very stubborn form of pile. It has to do with your diet. You need to take a lot of water and ensure you chew your food very well before you swallow them. Avoid yam, bread and solid foods. Take vegetable a lot and drink oranges a lot to help soften your stool.

The problem is that the tissue around your anus are weak and your strong stool have stretched them beyond limit which make blood store in them beyond necessary and cause pain since they cannot return as usual. They come out with your strong stool through the weak and open tissues.

Go and buy ANUSOL SIPOSITORY OR ANUSOL HC OINTMENT, you can also buy ANESTHETIC HEMORRHOIDAL OINTMENT. ANUSOL SIP is to be inserted into your anus but if you can't do that buy any of the ointments I mentioned to rub on your anus and insert with you finger.

Then buy DAFLON 500mg tablets and cataflam to heal the wound and relief you of pains. The pharmacist will advise you the dosage.

Better still visit your physician because Haemorrhoids doesn't go easily, it could take up to a year or more with constant treatment. It's not communicable nor life threatening.

Regards

Bob

BLUE


I will fly away from Nigeria to any country of my choice


NO MORE IMMIGRATION WAHALA !!!

NO MORE EXPENSIVE AIR TICKETS !!!

The Supreme Court of the United States ruled on Friday 26th June 2015, that same-sex couples have the right to marry.

The Court ruled 5-to-4, with Justices John Roberts, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito dissenting. All four dissenting Justices wrote their own separate dissents.

Justice Anthony Kennedy, thought to be the swing vote on the ruling, authored the majority's opinion.

"No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice, and family. ... [The challengers] ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right," the opinion said.

"The limitation of marriage to opposite-sex couples may long have seemed natural and just, but its inconsistency with the central meaning of the fundamental right to marry is now manifest," the majority added.

Source: CNBC http://www.cnbc.com/id/102777294

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Buhari's son ke? Una don come again o...

FrankValency:
Good but y given to Buhari's son(look alike though).......Merited by his achievements though.

BOSTON — The 21-year-old man convicted for his role in the Boston Marathon bombing made his first public statement since a jury said he should be sentenced to death, apologizing on Wednesday to victims of the attack, several of whom were in the courtroom.

“I’d like to now apologize to the victims and the survivors,” Dzhokhar Tsarnaev said, the first time he has expressed remorse for the bombings. He added: “I am sorry for the lives I have taken and suffering I have caused you and the damage I have done.”

The judge then formally sentenced him to death.

Source: Washington post

Wow...I don't believe what I just read. What made you develop such hatred for God?

Chinaimporter:
[b][size=13pt]The bible is a fake bullshit that we only accept because it is so ancient and we where brought up beliving it.

Let us stop being afraid of God because thousands of people are atheist,hindus buddist etc and nothing happens to them.

Churches are burnt,bibles are torn, saints are crucified and nothing happens.

If God says he exist and want us to worship him,let him write it in the sky.....why hide from us and ask us to belive u exist and if we dnt,you will punish us in hell while u say that you love us......sounds like something the devil will do not god.

Why give us many religions and ask us to blindly choose the right one and if we couldnt,you will punish us.

Why do you like our praises so much if you are so great and dont need us.....we never asked to be created in the first place.....why do you ask us to thank you for bringing us into this vile and ruthless world.

I will never worship or serve you because ur rule is by fear.....pple dnt love you,they only pretend to out of fear.....love is unconditional and your is....quench hell and let us see how many people will actually serve you.

You drown men for disobeying you.....stalin killed for the same reason.....you asked the isrealites to kill people that worship any other except you,boko haram do the same thing.....jephtah sacrificed his daughter to you, meaning you accept human sacrifice like all other heaten gods.

I promise that if you ever exists and armagadon comes,i will ride with satan and the fallen angels against you and make sure you are sent to the bottomeless pit(pls make it hotter because you will enjoy it soon)

Satan never did anything to man by your own account in the bible.....he said we sld eat the fruit and be wise and it worked.....the worst thing he did was mess with job and you allowed it

But you

You unforgiving beast allowed your son to be killed so that you can forgive us and we still go to hell after that.

You allowed a bear to eat 52 children for insulting elijah.

You drowned you so called beloved ones because they disobeyed you....what would tge devil hav ton in this case?

You orded the murder,rape and enslavement or whole cities.

You allowed your beloved ones the isrealites to be enslaved because they disobeyed you due to your poor managerial skills.....even hitler would not do that.

I can go on and on to prove you are the greatest beast of them all.....even baal is better that you[/size][/b]