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@poster, you are so right...blackberry is really messed up!

Petro-G:
LWKMD!!! Gossh ! you guys can make me shit in my pants cos i cant laugh out.
Let me share my own losing of weight. When i saw my boyfriend with the girl i outwashed with my friends hanging out together.
Then you see your video on NTA news during sunday splas for a party and it was repeated on channels and you were suppose to be in school, your father and mum and your little sis/brother were watching TV and you couldnt change the channel.
You were impressed by a guy and the first thing that came out of your mouth was YHELZ cos u were used to it.

Lmao..God catch u

justdream[b:
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Seriously? Is that a mistake on my part? now lemme tell you what led to my tinking about buying the fone for her. Like i said earlier, we have been family friends for a longtime. In fact her parents relocated from the US so she's well exposed. asin very very exposed. remembr i said she looks 23yrs old? well, recently her parents got her an ipad 3,, but her mind really is on using the bold5 though she has a torch 2. So as a gift on her birthday, am tinking of gettin her the ipad 3,. for the records, am not using it to entice her, just a token from my heart and its a birthday gift. pls house, dont mis understand my intentions for this girl. its not even as if we have ever had s ex.

Why don't I believe ur story again?..just saying...supposing its true,I forsee u on the "victim" side

Some comments here are just really annoying...mtcheew..a man has no reason whatsoever to beat his wife.(You don't need to hear the "guys side of story"he is not justified for any reason!!seriously,I don't understand how some people reason..really?its not easy to walk out if u truly love the person? How far u..what nonsense love is that..mtcheew

I stand to be corrected..d man of God never said anything like that..don't be too quick at throwing insults at him.let's be logical,supposin iluminati is a sin against God,tjen its just one out of many dbanj wld probably av committed,nd all oda sins committed too will land anyone in hell...somepeople will just wake up one morning nd start sayin this person said these and that..u beTter watch what you say.

Stupid theives,so dey are sorry because its in a church they stole or what...meaninng stealing from other places is better..mtcheeew..

Mehnn..dis story is really touching..sad..its really nice of you to share it..God has forgiven u,its time for u to give ur life to him..he is patiently waiting..it is well! you are healed ijn.

Men please respect your babes/wife
Wife : Come help me plant my chillies.
Husband : What do u think I am? A
gardener?
Wife : Come fix the toilet drain.
Husband : What do u think I am? A plumber?
Wife : Come fix the door handle.
Husband : What do u think I am? A
carpenter?
The husband went out...,But when he came
back, he saw that everything was fixed.
The chilli garden, toilet drain & the door
handle.
He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbor's son, but he
gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a meat pie or have sex
with him...
Husband: I'm sure, u gave him a meat pie !
Wife : What do u think I am? Mr biggs ??

[quote author=Lord231]U remain the Don Baba J. Xcess respect man. Who said Mo hits cant grow more witout Dbanj. Don jazzy wil cos he is a gud producer n wil work on oda artists real gud or get anoda talented act, groom d person and boom it goes. Dbanj can do more too. But he has to be careful not to luz grip on d music scene cos he nids a gud producer hu undastds d kind of beats n music nigerians want. Mind him, him n kanye are not compartible 4 music at all. E won go dy do oshey n koko wit kanye n jay z ??. Doz guys re 2 difrnt 4 him to be wit dem. Dbanj shuld b careful. I wish him wel[b][/b][/q

Very good response!

Not judgin from d ugly pic d poster used..personalyy, I think ireti is d preetiest..she just has these lovely babyish face..plus funke is not preety

Na wah o..hmm sha,I hope it works out.#still thinking..so somepeople don't mind sharing their man..

You shouldn't expect a university to be perfect..at least you know when you would graduate unlike federal unis(big thanks to ASUU"strikes")just focus on the "advantages" you have,do what u av 2 do and graduate! U obviously know dat these complains wouldn't change a thing!(U applied to the school willingly,makin it now compulsory for u to abide by their rules!)

mehn, dis statement these guys made really came across as them being jealous o, but sha, keep doing your thing.

The background of the picture taya me. At least they should have made it look more professional. Is she supposed to be a journalist or po/rn star?. Nigerians and copying oyinbos sef and the magazine is claiming that she turned down a job at CNN too. CNN is surely looking for serious journalists and not bum-bastic behind showgirls.  I laugh in Libyan 
[quote][/quote]pls what is porn about this picture? and what is so bad about the way she posed,
anyways people will always have something bad to say.

are u serious? is dis really a  question?

9ce waan

after 9 WHOLE years, i dont understand why your reason for wanting to leave her is because she has suddenly grown fat{and u dont like fat girls}
one should think after 9 SOLID years of a man and woman's relationship, there feelings should have passed the "physical appearance', except you are not saying something, trust me if am d gal i will not only kill you, i will,

can I join?

tpia@:
weaves, butt pads, bosom enlargement, fake eyelashes, lipstick, eyeliner, eye shadow, etc etc.

i'm yet to see any man [especially these nigerian ones] who doesnt like beyonce, gabrielle union, halle berry, or any of the sexy celebrities we see every day.


they even have a thread where they waank to people who they assume are female.

classic!!

u guys sef,  
on second thoughts - u guys are not making sense!!
av not seen any sensible comment from haters of hair attachment to show that after a while u wont get tired of "naturals" too.
it has to be wat u like right?

why did i take my cup to the top of the mountain
cos i was using PEAK milk

very nice thread  ;

average

strolls in,

M M M:
i am lesbian 2 but am guy ope u dot mind?

LOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes
am i permitted to join this discussion?

harakiri:
A lot of what the poster says is true and applies to MOST men (sooner or later in their lives). That being said, this thread is pointless in the sense that MOST of the people who this information is intended for (the ladies) would rather crawl with their knees on broken glass than believe what is posted or even give it a thought. If the poster has even a little "understanding" of women, he wouldn't even bother. Once again, it's a great thread but a lost cause. Nuff said!

Y WONT IT BE TRUE TO YOU, ?
SOME MENTALITY SEF,
@poster i did LOGIC in skul, your research or wateva u call it, is far from being logical

revlution:
if this gist is true, then am happy that 2 very accomplished people like genny and dbanj could think of settling down with each other.I dont know why blacks can never be happy for the success of other poeple and that is why they will always remain in abject poverty , misery and isolation from the rest of the world.

Why so much hatred and prejudice. If the two have decieded to tie the nut, the least that is expected is encouragement and support.Forget about this whole issue of whether she is second hand or single mother or short, no body who ever posted a comment on this page can be compared to these 2 great artists that have made your country proud and brought the media industry to the lime light. Everyboby used to sing the praises of Genny when she was an actress and appeared on CNN. so was everybody, when dbanj featured Snoop in his music video.Now they are about to get married and thesame lips are cursing them.

Shame unto u all!
I used to think people learnt something from colonialism, now am convinced theres a long way to go.

The judgemental people people that posted biased and negative comments about these 2 people are mediocres, lowlives and unsuccessful people with the mentality of the caveman and can never move foward in their own endevours let alone achieve greatness like these 2 illustrious people of Nigeria.

GO ON GENNY AND DBANJ!

I wish you the best of union.

yeh! epee!! insult!! i wouldn't take that!!!!!

buh serz genny is prettyyy!!!!!!! wat else can be pretty,

Wislet:
If this is really how men SHOULD BE, the Bible wouldn't have said,'' A man shall leave his father and mother and cleave to his WIFE''. I did not see more than one woman there. If this is really how the mentality of men have become, then am sorry, but the level of foolishness is remarkable.

nnGbam!!!, beautifull comment!!!

am sorry poster, am so not agreeing with you,
there are husbands/boyfriends who do not cheat and are still satisfied with their woman, yea sexually i mean

first thing- face

Nekai:
Scotland?   With all that bagpipe screetching going on?
Even still, I wish I was there too. I would absolutely love to see a movie with you!
By the way, have u eaten? How are your folks doing? Have you heard from your mum?  

loool