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Strahovski1:
Lol.

Let me book first and read.

Ok I've read it.

[s]Well, she might not have any supernatural powers you are thinking. Maybe she heard you talking over the phone about the divorce. Maybe she used a traditional way (stones) to light the gas, maybe she likes sleeping and maybe you just roll under the bed[/s]

Now that's bullsh!t.

Your wife obviously has some metaphysical powers. Perhaps she is a member of a witch coven. And witches are harmless creatures. They are servants of nature unless you threaten them. So in my opinion you have nothing to fear.

Instead talk to her. Don't be afraid. She won't hurt you. If truly she has powers convince her to open up and if she opens up, it's a blessing. Yes. You two will now come together to figure how you can exploit those powers. Common your wife can make fire with her hands without a match stick that means she can do anything. If she can make fire come, she can make a $1000 note come too! Lol no pun intended.

Jokes apart, you guys can have anything you want. If she makes invisible water bathe her she can make anything invisible.

She can even read minds omg! Man sell her to me please. I'll pay

I won't tell you to divorce her. Goto church and cast the spirit by fire. Deliverance and all what typical africans will say. I'll tell you to EXPLOIT it.

Get something good out of it. You can even tell her to make them promote you at work. Alot of stuff. She is like your nuclear weapon. Your asset. That is if you pose no threat to her. Man I wish I was in yor position by now I won't be on NL. Damn.

halfricanadian:
Comment Big head

hahagahaha na by force

prahcetomi:
This matter get weight.

myfantasies:
I have not, even though it did not end well, i still consider him my friend

At least dere r some things i learnt from him, nd it's wat has been my guide

JohnieWalker:
lala abeg NP try am say yu carry am go fp abi FP na dustbin

na help u go help abi u wan be enemy of progress

halfricanadian:
no most nl will tell u to run from me

That i av no value to give

U better look for someone to give peace

Cos im d wrong person for any one to giv dem peace

halfricanadian:
I av always been the wrong person people fall for

halfricanadian:
Nope im always the wrong person they fell for

don't start okay

halfricanadian:
Please i never ever wanna b a cos of anoda ladies broken relationship or marriage i never av never will only if i was never aware of such relationship i dont want to b reason anoda lady is crying or weeping

So focus on ur wife b there for her


Me? Is trying to put life togeda i'm still growing u myt t like my attitude online is different offline ok im nt d same person offline dat u see online

Offline im nt as crazy not abusive not rude

Bt u loving my online dats abusive rude crazy criosly im nt like dat offline ok

and those are things i need in a woman

vizkiz:
I don turn thread spoiler abi?

since when buhari even think of bcoming da president.


By da way y u neva sleepheat.

halfricanadian:
Dude cos u mean u not ready to build ur home bt yet seek anoda wife dats very very annoying

nothing wrong with dat,


bt do believe am married in da first place

halfricanadian:
I feel NOTHING

halfricanadian:
i feel for ur wife i can see whar she is going tru

halfricanadian:
YOU ARE MARRIED STICK TO YOUR WIFE

I DON'T AND NEVER WILL I RUIN A MARRIAGE THERE ARE LOTS OF SINGLES GUYS OUT THERE FOR ME

NO BE ME SEND YOU GO MARRY FACE YOUR WIFE! AND I'M NOT ASKING

and their she start her ranting again


Nlanders,is getting a second wife means dat woman is ruing the da existing family??


Comon think abt it.they are single men out their.agreed.


Bt can u predict da one dat is urse?who knows if u ar a here in life to make my path straight.

halfricanadian:
Biko o
Hain

U are married what av i got to do with your life

Change u? Are u a currency?

halfricanadian:
NO i wont and cant be

I can help to get your wife's love for u back to you

Asin back to back

But i cant b a second wife biko

o dear now u are making me pissed

is it dat u don't trust me or what


Am ready to be a gud man,u can come into my lyf nd change me for gud

halfricanadian:
Jesu

Please o ha!!!!!!
Nairalanders please o come and help me o

His wife is still married to him he wants me as second wife

Which kin reason be dat? Oga u joking ryt? Cos i will never ruin anyones marriage

who is joking?
And who said u ar ruing a marriage.


Common,be my second wife dats all

halfricanadian:
Don't go nd settle wit ur wife

go jooor!!!


Besides i am planning to make u my second wife for a reason

halfricanadian:
Awwwww thats so nice of you

You going to encourage her the more

Thank you o

Cos sum oda guys go dey tink of ow to tear her pant and enter inside

dats if da dude is not thinking desame